#the llama speaks

[redorangespiderpaulpaulsorrn]

WHERE THE FUCK DID THE SEARCH BAR GO

GIVE IT BACK

DAMN

#the llama speaks in the tags #the llama speaks #the llama screams #don't lose this #the llama screams softly #the llama screams in the tags #the llama fcuking yells #do not lose #very important post

[skumhuu]

Proshipper = you're against censorship and harassment over fiction & curate your experience on the internet to have a healthy distance from things that make you uncomfortable

Antishipper = you're okay and even encourage harassment towards "freaks" and "weirdos" society deems acceptable to hurt

#drama llama #fandom etiquette #please stop filling ship tags with hate #moving this post from twt to here #PROSHIPPING IS JUST A STANCE ON HARASSMENT AND CENSORSHIP #It doesn't mean you actually ship or like dark things #only that you're against censorship and attacking real people over fiction #you don't need to identify with the terminology especially when people are afraid of harassment #but don't fill ship tags with misinformation and hate #just mentioning the ship adds your post to the tag btw #just tw for incest?????? #literally just tw for the kink #WITHOUT leet speak!!! you can say incest its okay!!! #this isn't about one person in particular #people do this on twt too #if people seek out anyone in the tags to attack i WILL block you too DO NOT harass people

[tricoufamily]

some unedited villareal estate photos 🏰

#britney perfectly centered in the mirror YOU 🫵 are britney #it's so goddamn big i literally get lost in it like i decorated hugo's room took story photos went to get these photos- #-and i legitimately couldn't find his room again the fact that if sims had real life accurate proportions it'd be even bigger insanity #also speaking of hugo's room do the quirky llama bedsheets give you war flashbacks lmao #hugo on tumblr trying to act like he doesn't have a rich family: aesthetic room tour! do not look at my ornate furniture and paintings #ts4 #ts4 interior #ts4 exterior #this is the fall: extras

[oksurethisismyname]

Spanish Sanji (thank you Taz) means that we can now envision a Shakira Hips Don’t Lie music video with Sanji as Shakira

That’s it that’s the whole post please enjoy this brain worm

#one piece #black leg sanji #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #his hips don’t lie #make a man wanna speak Spanish #says zoro #como se llama #Bonita

[27-royal-teas]

we’ve gone way too fast for way too long… 🌊

#mania #fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #fob fanart #mania era #Toby’s art #toby speaks #ok gotta say this is my favorite one I think #what should I do next? #llamamania #frosty and the nightmare making machine #In my mania feels rn frrrrr #I feel like Y&M definitely fits the creepy llama vibe

[loudmouthedllama]

Female ocs don't get nearly enough attention, and I blame self-inserts/low-creative writers for this. Thus legitimately good female ocs, with decent backstories and fun worlds go completely ignored.

Change my mind.

#drama llama speaks #llama llama llama #rpc issues

[neongreenllama]

llama is sick (again). llama is tired. llama is done.

#llama is so done that llama already speaks in third person

[ingravinoveritas]

You know what's one little press tour moment we never talk about even though it's Michael being SUPER loud about his obsession with David's body again? The Most Likely game Michael and David played with Neil and John for Prime. We're 43 seconds into the video and Michael says "David keeps his cards very close... to his sylphe like chest". Why not just say chest. What the fuck haha. I also love how everyone just decides to politely ignore that comment, because it's so weird to go there, like, all right Michael, calm down. It's so extra and it's such a Michael thing to say and it comes out with so much conviction and I think it's hilarious. Especially with the man he's aggressively comparing to some sort of fairy sitting right next to him. (Sylph: "A slender graceful girl or young woman"/"an elemental spirit of the air". Okay then lmao, I mean, you can't exactly say that it doesn't somehow fit, but it's so oddly specific --)

Anon, I almost choked when I read this message, because I damn near completely forgot Michael said that (and thank you for including a link and timestamp!). Here’s a gif of the moment, which is just truly jaw-dropping (but I encourage everyone to watch the video as well for the full effect):

Everything you said is so accurate, too, because it’s not just what Michael says here, but the way he said it. He practically hisses/growls out the word “sylph,” with a mix of that carnal aggression you mentioned and a sort of...(barely) concealed possessiveness. And it is, indeed, an incredibly specific descriptor, with connotations about David’s physique that seem far more intimate than what people who are “just friends” would know about each other.

It’s also that "sylph” not only fits, but speaks to Michael thinking about David’s body and studying it long enough to have arrived at that description. And we know that he has, because one year later, Michael referred to David’s hips as being “slinky”:

So there is most definitely an established pattern of Michael being loud about his obsession with David’s body (as you so perfectly put it, Anon). There is also something inherently erotic about discussing someone’s hips, and using the word “sylph”, especially for a man (in my opinion). These particular observations demand a purposeful gaze--that is, something more than just what you would see when someone is wearing clothes.

Does this mean Michael has seen David’s naked chest, his bare hips? I would venture a guess that the answer is yes...and not just in passing, or while getting into costume during filming. It’s the sensuality of the way Michael talks, as if he has personally explored every inch of David’s sylph-like chest and slinky hips with his hands, his lips...his everything.

(Also, the question that preceded all of this was “Who is better at keeping secrets under wraps?” and David votes for himself and says “I’ve been doing secrets for a number of years now” and then comes the freaking hilarious irony of Michael saying what he did. Thank god ONE of them is good at keeping secrets...)

But yes, I love Neil and Jon just tastefully ignoring the comment and continuing on with the interview. Even though David doesn’t let his reaction show on his face, I love that he and Michael are sitting hip-to-hip (in contrast to the clearly visible space between David and Jon Hamm), and I think that says more than any words ever could.

Thank you again for bringing this up, Anon. I’m so glad we got to revisit this delightful moment. Hopefully there will be lots more to come on the GO 2 press tour. If Michael has his way, I think we will...  

#anonymous #reply post #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david ten #soft scottish hipster gigolo #good omens #neil gaiman #jon hamm #i can't #michael is about as subtle as a drunken llama on roller skates #sylph-like chest and slinky hips #i mean what can i possibly say #also i like to think this helped David start to feel comfortable being more open #he called Michael's beard 'cuddly' in 2020 #david is definitely more subtle than michael #but he knows how to speak volumes without saying a word #the GO 2 press tour is going to be a ride #ineffable lovers #discourse #gifs by me

[the-spooky-archives]

Pleased to say that all the spiders in my office have been dispatched thanks to @minty-mori-archival-assistant and @magnus-coffee-shop!

- Cocoa Beane, Head Archivist

#llama was gone like the whole time #and i don’t even know where jasper went #archivist speaks #the magnus archives #tma rp #official archives

[redorangespiderpaulpaulsorrn]

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP I’M IN MY IAN FEELS G-D I MISSED THAT MAN

#doctor who #the llama speaks in the tags #the llama speaks #the llama screams #don't lose this #the llama replies #the llama screams softly #the llama screams in the tags #the llama fcuking yells #do not lose #very important post #don't lose thissss #legendary post #dont lose this #very important #doctor who spoilers #tpotd

[fluffallamaful]

Well I mean. If you want (Karl)napity fluff…

So, Karl’s memory is restored somehow. End of a character arc, whatever. And he and Sapnap have grown a lot, and then he remembers all the horrible things he said to their lover (who he FORGOT) and hurriedly makes plans to visit Las Nevadas to reconnect.

Quackity at this point has nobody. Charlie hates him. His employees have all abandoned his country. He’s at his low point. So he sees Karl and Sapnap approaching and he just can’t bring himself to be anything but exhausted at the prospect of more hatred. More fighting. He gets ahead of the game and yells at the two of them to fuck off. Karl tries to explain himself but Quackity acts like a right prick and refuses to talk it out, storming upstairs and assuming that his two ex-lovers will leave.

They don’t.

Instead, they wait outside the room he’s in. Quietly. Patiently. (Which is a real struggle for Sapnap, but he manages.) They hear him crying a bit, and it breaks their hearts. But eventually, Quackity comes outside and they jump him. He spits and he flails and he swears up a storm, but eventually he’s pinned against his bed inside the room with his head in Karl’s lap and Sapnap looming over him with a terrifying grin.

Karl doesn’t do much more than light tickles, tracing his ears and cooing at how adorable he is, how much he missed him. Sapnap, however — he’s ROUGH. He kneads into his wings and his sides until he’s howling, bright happy cackles falling from his mouth as tears build up and spill over. Maybe he presses a raspberry into the side of his neck, and he squeals.

When it’s over, Quackity is left breathless, exhausted, but happier than he’s been in over a year.

@sleepy--anon you have inspired :D

nawwww quackity 😭😭 just the confusion that he’d experience when they pounce on him outside his office omg. like he’s still puffy and his hairs a mess from his breakdown. and then BAM his fiancés are there? how much did they hear?? why tf is karl still hear if he thinks so poorly of quackity can they just fuck off??

(discussion belowww)

🦙🦙🦙…

they drag him into his room and he is screaming. telling them to fuck off and very much informing them that he does not need their sympathy.

but then throughout his kicking and screaming karl starts murmuring words of comfort into his ear,, apologies and pleads for quackity to listen. the whispers make the hairs on quackity’s neck stand on end, and he’s immediately lulled into a much less hostile state. it’s familiar,, it’s a technique that all of them use on each other when they’re trying to calm and soothe each other. it’s genuine,, and it’s particularly effective on quackity, because he just hasn’t felt it for so long.

he’s dragged onto his bed, back resting against karl’s chest, and karl’s back resting again his headboard and pillows. karl’s starts explaining to him what happened, with sap sitting in front of quackity and filling in the parts that karl’s voice wobbles on. quackity can hear karl’s sniffles behind him and slowly begins to understand the misunderstanding that had happened.

by the end of the explanation they all have tears in their eyes,, and quackity’s shoulder is wet from karl’s sobs. karl tells him he loves him, and plants a kiss on quackity’s ear ( @sleepy--anon ). quackity giggles at the action. he can’t help it. he tells him he loves karl too,, and karl plants a few more. quackity starts to squirm, giggling freely in karl’s arms. karl and sapnap laugh along with him

he admits that he’s missed this,, referring to the 3 of them being together, the feeling of safety, the giggles and them all smiling and happy together. sapnap takes his words in a whole other direction. he raises an eyebrow and confirms that “Ohh you’ve missed this??” he straddles quackity’s thighs

quackity feels his stomach drop at the insinuation, bursting into giggles at the sight of sapnap’s hands wiggling over his torso. he tries to claim that “Noho!! That’s not what he meheant!!” but his wide smile would tell them completely otherwise. he finds it surprisingly easy to fall back into the playful vulnerability that the 3 of them would share. karl starts kissing his ear again and humming teasy phrases into it and he bursts into happy cackles. sap’s hands make contact with him, squeezing up and down his sides and drilling into his ribs. he kicks his legs wildly and sinks down in karl’s arms

for the first time in a long time he’s turned to a helpless giggly puddle by his two fiancés,, with sap reminding him of all the spots that make him scream and wheeze, and karl giving him the most gentle neck scratches, ear traces, and praise :((

🦙🦙🦙…

#llamas concepts #llama asks #i feel like i don’t often speak about these 3 but my god they’re adorable :(( #soup the destroyer #lee!quackity #ler!sapnap #ler!karl

[kadens-a-bee]

I don’t have time to explain take this

#I thought of this while washing dishes #one day I’ll write a short comparison sheet or something about these two cause man- #idk if it’s just me but these two are similar in some ways- #mcyt #llamas in hats #how do I tag #dream smp #lmanburg #kaden speaks

[vixlenxe]

Waking up to the RWBY people on my dash being upset.

They fuck shit up again?

#ooc [chaos speaks] #(hello the drama llama is here for the drama)

[27-royal-teas]

sorry

#the only art I post is llama related #toby speaks #Toby’s art #fob #llamamania

[loudmouthedllama]

Tell Them How It Really Is Llamas.

Those who have been

Ignored

Isolated/Shunned

Chased away

Ghosted/Lead on

Harrassed through anon and told to just 'ignore and deal with it'

Those who have just posted their feelings on their dash, only to get verbally abused into being silent.

Those too scared to approach published writers now, because they know it'll be immediate rejection/ghosting. ('What's the point? They're just gonna use me too...')

Those who never even get a CHANCE!

SHOW THEM HOW IT IS

These people legit think their popularity stems from fucking followers. They fucking forget that you have to actually roleplay and interact with people whom they fucking follow back (PUBLISHED OC OR UNPUBLISHED, THEY BOTH DESERVE RESPECT YOU FUCKS.) Their entire lives in RPCS revolve around whether or not they are maintaining enough for them (kinda like a Twitch, or only fans bullshit.).

Stop following/unfollow accounts with loads/heavy affiliates in general.

Start it slow, then make it grow. Progress in unfollowing en-masse, watch how hard these fucks panic then go silent. Watch them cry and whine about how it isn't fair, regardless of the bull shit they put you and others through.

Speak up against anonymous hate, and be bloodthirsty if you must! They are the cowards hiding behind anon because they know if they were seen giving hatred themselves they'd lose followers. You already know it's them, just do them the favor. Give them what they ask for, and unfollow them. You have a right to defend yourself, don't let them tell you to just turn that shit off. IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY TO SILENCE YOU.

Take this icon, only if you want of course, and make it your own in the rpcs. Let my message spread like wildfire, like a fucking virus.

Talk only goes so far, change can only happen if people step up. So, for those who wish to speak but cannot, take my icon SHOW THEM INSTEAD. They can't silence you forever, I feel your anger. I feel your loneliness and isolation. I HEAR YOU AND I AM WILLING TO BE YOUR MARTAR. LET ME TAKE THE BRUNT OF FANDOMS' VERBAL ABUSE. LET THEM KNOW YOU ARE

MINE.

MAKE THEM STOP DEHUMANIZING YOU.

#llama speaks #llama loves you #llama llama llama #action no more words #let them know you deserve to be treated human too!

[minecraft-sideblog-tm]

Oh ya know, just hangin' around

#poor llama someone save him #minecraft #lee speaks