#the next part is even funnier 😭

[reilliane]

I honestly wasn't expecting the Kazuha to rejoin my world even after being added in the friend list, 'cause you know, sometimes they're just there- in the list.

But boy am I surprised- in a good way! 'Cause omg I genuinely feel giddy PAHAHHADHSAJDH

The Kazuha wanted fungal spores this time :'))

Also yes, there's "TBC" because I did not include all of the shenanigans here, so there's going to be one more part!

(a very cute close-up of two adventuring anemo men utc)

#moonlitartem #genshin comic #kazuha #xiao #genshin fanart #seriously i cant help but love our interaction #heres to hoping they arent annoyed by my over use of capslock lmao i cant help it 😭 #also this 2p is very kazuha... i swear its uncanny #bcs 2p has a tendency to just vanish in thin air and i cant find them at ALL like seriously- #re-enacting his fugitive arc?? /LH #the next part is even funnier 😭 #im so flattered they rejoined my world tho lIKE FR MY HEART! ITS SOFT.

[chuluoyi]

Baby gojo and daddy gojo not wanting to share mama gojo😭✋i-

࿐ ࿔ 🕰️ 「 06:20 P.M 」

aww this is so cute of course this is the first i worked on after getting back from my weekend break <3 and actually i have this one similar ask too so i combined yours with theirs! here's some cute blinking gojo in phantom parade and okay now let us have some crack and make gojo suffer

a part of gojo's love entries

series masterlist | oneshot masterlist

“bwah!” a nudge.

“myah!” a shove.

and then—

“waaa!” a… slap (?) on the cheek.

“huh?” satoru winced, touching where the baby’s palm just connected with his face, blinking rapidly. so he wasn’t imagining things. this really was happening in front of his eyes.

and it was the baby—his baby.

your giggles filled the air in response.

“hey, you,” satoru took on a very stern look and an exaggerated frown, glaring at his own son. the baby merely babbled at him innocently, blinking his wide crystal blue eyes that mirrored his. “bad, bad minion. this is a very serious issue. you shouldn’t do that, you hear?”

the serious issue being each time he tried to lean closer to steal a kiss from you, your son always found a way to repel him away with his tiny hands.

you snorted at his righteous tone. “he’s just protecting me. even your kid knows you’re a danger.”

a gasp left your husband’s shiny lips, mockingly in disbelief. “me? a danger? i make your life a heaven on earth!”

“heav—pfft—”

“i give you love, food, my body—” he emphasized, pointing at himself for a dramatic effect, and you threw your head back, dissolving into a fit of laughter even more, “—heck, i even give you this naughty baby!”

“wha—no! that’s team effort!”

“still! and now he is staging an uprising against me?” satoru cheekily eyed his child, who was now clutching the fabric of your blouse, tiny fingers playing with the shiny diamonds of your necklace—a gift from satoru too, actually.

“look at him go,” he grumbled, his eyes following each little movement his son made, then dramatically yelped when the boy pawed at your breasts. “hey! no touching! those are mine!”

“please.” you almost choked on your laugh. your silly husband always had a way to make things sound funnier than they actually were, and that was what made you fall in love with him more each day, really. “the milk is his!”

“he can have the cow’s! and more importantly, it’s thanks to me that you’re so milky—”

“satoru! you’re so uncouth i can’t—!”

“see? you’re laughing so much! this proves enough that i make you happy every day!”

later that night, after you put your baby to sleep in his crib, satoru gently poked his cheek, his expression tender despite his pursed lips. “he is out like a light…”

satoru might whine a lot, but ultimately, you couldn’t miss the look of adoration and fondness that made him the father of your child. even without saying it out loud, you knew that he would willingly put everything aside and sacrifice anything—first of all, himself—if it was meant for his dearest, most precious treasure.

knowing he'd do the same for you only served to melt your heart even more. and you felt full—so full, in fact, with warmth and love and anything that was soft.

you really do love him, don’t you?

“look at him, he’s like a shrimp,” your husband pointed out, still gazing at his baby in wonder as he kept poking and prodding at the chonky rolls of his little arms, and you thought, nothing could have been more precious than this.

“satoru.”

“yeah?” he turned instantly at the sound of his name, but before he could react further—

you stood on your tiptoes and planted a swift smooch on his cheek, putting the overflowing love you held for him in it. “mwah!”

“…?!”

for the next three seconds, satoru malfunctioned. the brush of your sweet lips on his cheek was so innocent that he was rendered speechless. heat steadily gathered on his face, turning him pink despite himself.

“you…” he groaned, collecting himself, a dopey smile was quickly plastered on his face to cover up his setback as you burst into hearty laughter. “now you’ve started it…” and then he latched on you with a glint of a joker, launching a full-blown tickle attack.

“a—ah! why?! satoru! ahahahaha!”

. . .

safe to say, your wheezes effectively awoke your son from his slumber, and as a bit of payback, you left satoru in the dust to deal with the crying baby, both of them whimpering in unison since he had absolutely no clue how to comfort the little one.

#𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 #gojo satoru x reader #jjk drabbles #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jjk imagines #jjk x you #gojo x reader #jjk fanfic #jujutsu kaisen imagines #gojo satoru smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo satoru #satoru gojo x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen fanfic #gojo x you #gojo #gojo fluff #gojo satoru imagines #jjk fluff #gojo satoru fluff #dad!gojo #satoru gojo fluff #jjk gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jutusu kaisen x reader #satoru x reader #satoru gojo x you #satoru gojo

[yiliy]

I am reading Attack of the Clones novelization and while most of it follows the movie word for word there are some parts that have never made it into the movie, and the part that describes the mess that is Anakin Skywalker from the moment Obi-Wan jumps out the window

until Anakin finds a speeder

is one of the most hilarious things.

He's trying to go through things, he forgets what the layout of the building he is in looks like... Just look at this:

“See to her!” was all that Anakin explained as he scrambled past them, running full out for the turbolift.

Anakin was in no mood to wait for a turbolift. Out came his lightsaber, and with a single well-placed thrust the Padawan had the doors open, though the turbolift car was nowhere near his floor. Anakin didn’t even pause long enough to discern if it was above him or below, he just leapt into the shaft, catching hold of one of the supporting poles, and spinning downward. His mind whirled, trying to remember the layout of the building, and which levels held the various docking bays.

Suddenly a feeling through the Force alerted him to danger.

“Yikes!” he yelled as he looked down to see the turbolift racing up at him.

Grabbing on tighter to the pole, he held his open palm downward, then sent a tremendous Force push below to propel himself back up the shaft, keeping him ahead of the lift with sufficient speed for him to reorient himself and land, sprawled, atop the speeding car.

So basically he jumped down a turbolift shaft without looking and ended up a pancake on top of the turbolift.

Again, whipping out his lightsaber, he stabbed it through the catch on the lift’s top hatch. Ignoring the shrieks from the car’s occupants below, Anakin pulled open the hatch, grabbed the edge as he shut off his blade, then somersaulted into the car.

“Docking bay level?” he asked the pair of stunned Senators, a Sullustan and a human.

“Next is sixty-something,” but Anakin slammed the brake button, and when that didn’t work fast enough for him, he reached into the Force again and grabbed at the braking mechanisms, forcing them even more tightly into place.

All three went off the floor with the sudden stop, the Sullustan landing hard.

He used the Force to stop a turbolift which was already stopping because what are a few broken bones of Senators when Obi-Wan is in danger.

THEN. HE. FORGETS. HOW. TO. OPEN. A. TURBOLIFT. DOOR.

Anakin banged on the door, yelling for it to open. A hand on his shoulder slowed him, and he turned to see the human Senator step by, one finger held up in a gesture bidding the eager young Jedi to wait.

The Senator pushed a button, clearly marked on the panel, and the turbolift door slid open.

But what happens when you Force stop a turbolift? It doesn't align with the floor.

With a shrug and a sheepish smile, Anakin had to fall to his belly and squeeze through the opening to drop to the to the hallway below. He ran frantically, left and then right, finally spotting a balcony adjacent to the parking garage. Out he ran, then vaulted over a rail, dropping to a line of parked speeders. One yellow, snub-nosed speeder was open, so he jumped in, firing it up and zooming away, off the platform and then up, up, heading for the line of traffic flowing high above.

He tried to get his bearings as he rose. What side of the building was he now on? And which side had Obi-Wan flown away from? And what angle had the fleeing probe droid taken?

As he tried to sort it all out, Anakin realized that only one of two things could possibly put him on Obi-Wan’s trail, dumb luck or …

The Padawan fell into the Force yet again, searching for the sensation that he could identify as his Jedi Master.

Of course Anakin couldn't think but he can always sense his Master :)

WHY didn't this make it into the movie 😭 It would have made this exchange even funnier

Forgot how to human, more like it.

#Star Wars #Anakin #Obi-Wan #Kenobi #Obi Wan #Anakin Skywalker #Attack of the Clones #Obi-Wan Kenobi #Attack of the Clones novelization

[jeonginsdiary]

19 from the prompt list with your choice of people 😁😁

I feel like Chan would say Minho’s name like this before he wrecks him😭😭

- Jokes

- Lee! Minho | Ler! Chan

- “I’ll never talk to you ever again.”

—————

“Who’s the funniest member?” Chan blurted out one day, making Minho perk his head up from his spot on the couch.

He scoffed. “Isn’t it obvious? It’s me!” The younger said like it was common knowledge.

Chan cocked an eyebrow at the dancer, shaking his head and inching closer to the boy on the sofa. At this point, he was huddled up to him, their faces just mere inches away. “No? I’m totally funnier than you.” The oldest retorted, smiling mischievously at Lee Know who glared at him from the corner of his eye.

“Stop lying.”

Chan gasped. “Lying!? You don’t think i’m funny!?” He whined, sending what felt like a million harsh pokes to the younger’s side.

“S-stahp!” Minho couldn’t help but break into a smile, twisting away from the Australian and scrambling backwards on the couch.

Chan just followed him. “I seem pretty funny, don’t I? Look who’s already smiling when I haven’t even said anything!”

“N-noho!” The dancer giggled out when the leader delivered a well placed jab to his sensitive tummy.

“Oh? Was that laughter? I must be hilarious!” The older teased again, making Minho groan.

“You’re poking me and it tickles!” The younger stated the obvious, holding his arms out to protect himself. “It’s not fair!”

Chan relented his poke attack. “Fine, we’ll make it fair. First to laugh at the other’s joke loses.”

The dancer agreed, and the two boys sat crisscrossed facing each other on the couch. Minho went first, making a joke about the leader’s old age and pulling a small smile out of the boy.

“My turn?” Chan asked, to which Lee Know nodded and pulled a cold expression to keep himself from laughing.

After the most horrible joke Minho had ever heard, he simply stared at the older, not even a hint of a grin on his face.

The Australian rolled his eyes.

He was going to win.

Right when the dancer went to flip a hand through his hair, contemplating his next move, Chan sent a rough jab to said boy’s armpit.

“AGH!” The younger jolted and slammed his arm down, his bunny teeth displayed as he smiled involuntarily.

“Oh..? Was that funny to you, Lee Minho?” The older grabbed the dancer’s wrists in one hand, ripping them above his head and pinning them to the sofa no matter how much the other struggled and resisted.

Lee Know shook his head as fast as possible. “Nononono! Y-you can’t doho this! Wait, stop!” pleas flowed out of his mouth as quickly as they could and he tried kicking out at the older.

“What do we have here?” Chan said mockingly, gripping the muscular thigh once it kicked out again and rapidly squeezing the inner part of it, making Minho shriek with laughter.

“STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!! YOU’RE SUHUCH A CHEHEHEHEATER!” The dancer clamped his two thighs together, only pushing the leader’s thumb in farther and erupting a scream from himself.

“You did that to yourself!” Chan laughed out, gasping when he felt his wrists being tugged at. Minho had succesfully, despite the leader’s iron grip, brought his pinned arms close enough to Chan’s and was now desperately pulling at the offending fingers.

The older smirked. “Ooh, you’re sneaky~” He teased, bringing the younger’s arms back up with ease and digging into the exposed pit.

Lee Know squealed, frantic laughter pouring out of him.

“You’re still laughing? The joke wasn’t that funny.” The Australian cooed with a knowing smile.

The dancer threw his head back. “NOHOHOHOHO YOU’RE—” He tried to explain but was immediately cut off with another round of helpless screams.

“I’m what?” The older feigned innocence.

Minho opened his mouth but found himself unable to form proper sentences. Seeing the younger this distressed made Chan switch to tracing his sides to give him some time to breathe. “Mhmhmhmm no mohohohore…” He begged, a stream of giggles spilling from his lips.

“So you admit i’m the funniest?” The oldest questioned, expecting the younger to cave knowing how ticklish he was.

To his surprise, he was wrong. Very wrong.

“Absolutely not! Ask anyone and they’ll say i’m funnier than you, old man…” The dancer bit back.

Chan stared at him in disbelief. “You. Did. Not.” He said, mouth agape.

Minho just shrugged.

In a matter of seconds, he flipped Lee Know onto his stomach, sitting on his back thighs and digging vigorously into the boy’s sides. “AGHHH! CHAHAHAHAHAHA—!!” The dancer absolutely howled with laughter, trying urgently to grab for the older’s hands, but only succeeding in opening up his underarms which Chan happily slid his fingers into. “NOHOHOHOOOO GET OHOHOHOHOUT!! THAHAHAT’S OFF LIMIHIHIIAHAHAHAHA!” Minho thrashed and twisted around but just couldn’t get those wiggling fingers out of his hollows.

“It’s what?” The older teased, switching from the boy’s lower sides, to his ribs, to his armpits as quick as he could.

Lee Know could barely get anything out. “OHOHOHOHOHOFFAHAHAHA!!” He was lost in a bout of wild laughter, hair rumpled as he flailed.

“You know…” Chan began. “I think STAY would really love to see their tough, stubborn bunny screaming and crying because of a few tickles, don’t you?” The leader grinned, whipping his phone out and swiping left to the camera.

“Nononono!! I’ll never talk to you ever again!” The dancer begged and pleaded, trying to suck as much air in as he could while Chan pressed record.

The Australian shoved the phone into Minho’s flushed face, to which the boy quickly turned away. “Don’t hide that cute smile from us~” Chan grabbed a chunk of Lee Know’s side with his free hand.

“AHAH!” The younger shrieked, trying to flip over onto his back but only succeeding in exposing his face to the camera.

“There it is!” The older cooed, making sure the non existent viewers received a detailed commentary. “Oh, he’s moving a lot! Are you trying to get away, sir? Is this hurting you?”

Lee Know nodded frantically. “IT HUHUHUHURTS!” He reached for the device, trying to grab it from Chan and stop the recording. But to his dismay, the older merely shoved a hand up the dancer’s exposed armpit. “STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!” Minho whined desperately, clamping his arm to his side in fruitless attempts to save himself.

“It still hurts, sir?” Chan asked with a snicker.

The younger squeezed his eyes tight. “YESYESYEHEHEHES! IT DOHOESN’T TICKLE—!! AGHHHHAHAHAHAHA!” He screamed when the leader somehow, despite his flipped position, managed to slip a finger into his navel.

“What if I do this?” The Australian once again brought the camera to the younger‘s face, zooming in on his smiley eyes, then his bunny teeth, then the finger stuck in his belly button which Minho pried and clawed at. His laughter silenced and he felt weak, feebly kicking at the boy on top of him. “Too ticklish?” The leader said as he climbed off of the dancer

“Yehehes just stohohoppp!”

Chan giggled and Lee Know lazily reached for his phone when the screen lit up. He read it slowly as his eyes widened, reading the notification over and over again to make sure he wasn’t mistaken.

gnabnahc shared a real : tickling the bunny ^^

“No, hyung!” But Chan was already sprinting out of the room, a toothy smile plastered to his face.

—————

kinda all over the place askgkdkgjs lmk what u think!!

there wasn’t really a plot for this soo…

stay healthy!

#kpop tickle #stray kids #stray kids tickle

[mangoschub]

What’s your coming out story?

I am like the most obvious queer person ever basically 😭 my sister used to dress me up in like her cinderella dresses, and my parents basically knew before I did. Even my sister when she learned what the word meant immediately was like "Oh like my brother!".

See this is ironic because I myself did not have any idea what gay was until like... grade 6 and I thought I was straight. It's even more funny when you consider the fact that I was like already aware of the gainer community of that time so I was literally watching obese men play with thier bellies on YouTube but did not put together I was into that like at all 💀 in my mind I remember thinking I don't like them but I wanna be like them.

I also remember literally looking at guys kissing and being like being gay seems fun too bad I'm not. I fully had like multiple crushes on girls as a child and even wanted to kiss them and stuff, like it was legit i was not aware at all. It's not like it was ever hid to me or anything I just fully did not put anything together.

It finally all hit me at once one day in grade 6 (yes same grade i learned what it was) when I had a dream about one of my guy classmates where I kissed them and it was like a DRAMATIC 48 hours of me suddenly coming to grips with it. When I tell you I had NO IDEA like absolutely 0% idea I was gay until that moment it was a lot for me to process at once. For a time I identified as bisexual, it was for a good while like 2 years ish? This was because I had crushes on girls, but as time went on I realized it was more surface level crushes and I had no sexual attraction to them, hell even my old tumblr from grade 7 or so is out there I have the @ and it will never see the light of day again lmao.

Anyways, now we get to the actual coming out part, so obviously everyone knew and I was the last one to know, but I got the tried and true "you can tell us anything you want to!!" Speech so many times, i knew they'd accept me it just felt like a lot of work to actually tell them and I was lazy. I put it off for a good year, then, like any important decision I make, decided to do it at 1 am while on call with a friend because I thought it'd be funny lol. I did just that I snapped people it for funny reactions, and I even had a code word for me liking men😭. Then I was like, wanna know what would be FUNNIER, and promptly told my parents over whatsapp while they were in the next room over it was kinda iconic of me, ngl.

Anyways, this was a lot longer winded than I anticipated, idk how usual this was? cause usually people know they're different but I had no clue until one day puberty hit and decided to fuck with me in my dreams 😭

#ask anon #anon ask #nongainerrelated

[amxrany]

!! WHITE RABBIT FESTIVAL EVENT SPOILERS !!

Summary of the First Update (Part 2):

What makes this event really funny is that Deuce doesn't know much about his hometown that he had to get a guidebook about it 😭 (Epel doesn't approve). To make it even funnier, Ortho helps Deuce out a little, and knowing that Ortho is pretty much has a built in Google he got more information on the town way faster than Deuce can flip through the guidebook

Ortho supplies us with the information that Clock Town doesn't have high mountain ranges, but they do have pretty hills

Everyone is having fun exploring the festival, especially Clock Plaza, another famous location. Deuce was kind of sad that everyone in Heartslabyul was busy cuz he wanted to invite them as well (this is why i love deuce)

Deuce's mom spots the group and calls them over, her name is Dilah Spade (I LOVE WOMEN 😍😍😍)

Turns out Dilah has been waiting for Deuce to text but he forgot, but she was happy that the group visited, and one by one the group introduces themselves

Dilah actually heard a lot about Yuu and Grim from Deuce, but she thought that Ace was joining them too since Deuce also mentions him a lot (rip ace). It's really cute that Deuce talks to him mom during breaks, especially bringing up some funny moments

So it turns out that Deuce's mom works for a company called "Shirousa Home Delivery", which sends packages to your home in a flash; similar to the White Rabbit who brings news to the Queen of Hearts.

Dilah asks the group to drop by their house, since she has rabbit costumes prepared for them already; but Deuce is too embarrassed to wear them, Epel didn't want to wear the outfit either. But Silver, Ortho, Yuu (if you choose the option that you want to wear it) and Grim accept the request, which means Deuce and Epel gotta comply

Previous: Part 1 Next: Part 3

#rany talks about twst #twisted wonderland #twst #twst jp #twst spoilers #so far this gotta be one of my fave events hands down

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls 2/16, There's The Rub, The Part Where Dean Shows Up And Ruins Everything, Part 5

Read parts 1-4 and all other episodes in my pinned post. This one may not come across as terribly funny; I felt the urge to continue with this episode but I also felt a bit off my humor game, probably because it's 8,000 fucking degrees outside. Maybe that's what's draining my funny juices. But it does contain a bonus surprise (something I've never done before), so read on. Where we last left off, we were moments away from armageddon as Dean was heading over to the Gilmore house, with his fucking pint of ice cream in a bag, ignoring Rory's wishes to be left alone because consent has never been his forte, hell bent on destroying this evening of blissful harmony being shared between Jess, Rory, and Paris. Rory has just checked the Butthead News and Weather report and learned that a Level 5 DeanStorm is bearing down on the Gilly Girls house. She immediately shifts into panic mode as she tries to evacuate everyone from the house.

I swear he is too smart for his own good. #AdmireTheBaby #ISAIDADMIREHIM

Please don't go, my love.

God, I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to notice this was actualy a clever ploy to get Rory alone in her room. Clever baby.

I thought Jess was saying he wants to sit down and have a heart to heart talk with Rory, then I realized he actually meant Dean and that is way funnier. I love the absurd image of those two idiots working together to achieve mature conflict resolution. Totally bonkers concept. I've said it before and I'll say it again, if Dean and Jess would just fucking make out with each other there would be peace in Stars Hollow. Rory would be spared, Lindsey would be spared, Lorelai would watch her dreams of marrying Dean Forrester wither on the vine, Shane would still be alive and not murdered by Jess after the dance marathon...

Milos "tiny little ice cream package" line delivery in the following scene is so fucking adorable that I went ahead and made it into a video clip. I should start doing this more often tbh.

I don't know how Jess is always so fearless around Dean, if I were Jess I'd be pissing my fucking pants. Dean fucking terrifies me.

Shit. Is the cold fear that this fictional character instills in me on a regular basis a testament to Jared Padalecki's acting or what? I mean, I hope it's just acting. It's a little too convincing.

He is one scary motherfucker.

Poor Paris. Dean is so horrible to Rory in the next scene, like he is just getting more and more abusive towards Rory as time goes on. So you know what, I'm not even going to write about it. Fuck Dean Forrester. Paris jumps to Rory's defense and makes up an excuse to calm Dean down from his jealous rage and it works. I wish I just could give the both of them (Paris and Rory) a great big hug. Paris is a hero and her love for Rory knows no bounds.

You are not. Fuck you!

Rory, honey. No...just no. 😭

#denise rewatches gilmore girls #rory gilmore #jess mariano #milo ventimiglia #gilmore girls season 2 #theres the rub #paris geller #anti dean forester #The MESSAGES these shows were planting in our young millennial brains #Dean yells at Rory so she apologizes to him and kisses him #and promises not to spend her time with anyone else #like #I didn’t watch these kind of shows when they first aired #so this still blows my mind there was tv like this

[pinkprettycure]

the clovalex stuff was sparked from me seeing ppl complain about ppl liking the big guy x small girl dynamic and saying it's boring bc m/f ships r boring and like i get that it's a tired trope ig but you're not thinking out of the box at all lol

i'm like u wouldn't say that if u knew about clover and alex .... theyre smal girl x big guy but clover is a rich black bisexual disaster trans girl and alex is a latino with severe anxiety and fear of romance lol

alex would normally be terrified of dating her bc he thinks he would hurt her but clover is sooo spoiled and full of herself she would just drag him around on dates without him even realizing a relationship was blossoming. now alex feels protective of his "friend" but is afraid of taking the next step (bc he doesn't realize they're pretty much a couple by now) and clover is delighted with her big strong cool boyfriend that she can trust. he protects her and accepts her fully and their dynamic is like a literal fairy tale with him being from a poorer family and all so she doesn't even realize that he's running around thinking he's not good enough for her 😭 the two would probably not realize their dumb ass dynamic until years later when clover is wondering when he's going to propose lmao

alex being as big as he is is part of his character though and putting him with the smallest character in the story is like. very hysterical lol... a lot of the stuff you'll see in his own route would be much funnier with clover too bc clover is so over the top as a person.

[oddogoblino]

Fun fact, Geode is part of a next gen au 😭 I have two different versions of it tho for modern/in general and boomverse tho. The next hero team consists oooffffff

(Both) Geode, the unexpected sonadow tube baby (even funnier when he exists in boom canon tho he's also more mysterious in boom canon). Takes Sonic's place.

(Modern) Rudy, a knuxouge shipchild, takes Knuckles's place.

(Boom) Haste, the planned sonamy shipchild, Geode's slightly younger sibling. Takes Knuckles's place.

(Both) Hearken the four eared cat, Tails's apprentice. Takes Tails's place.

(Boom) Jezebell the mink, Haste's friend, takes Amy's place.

(Boom) Chivvy the Tasmanian devil, random kid Sticks found in some trash, takes Stick's place

And I haven't drawn any of them except Geode when he's a lil guy ! Woo

#oddito ramblinos #sth #sonic #sonic fankids #sonic ocs #sonic next gen #sonic boom #sonic boom au #sonic au

[nevarroes]

i refuse to send these thoughts separately:

who would cas main in league, he wouldnt play isnt an answer the mans gender is at least 25% calling people slurs on mic

okay but what if what if um 🥺👉👈 someone wanted to write a thing but they were super anxious about getting cas’s voice right in part because by the nature of how you share your creative concepts the only solid vibe they get is Doesnt Talk A Lot, When He Does Its 90% Weird Rude Mean Shit, hence the cesare big top burger comparison

and fuckin um i forget if ive ever asked, i mostly process cas’s fuckedupedness through a lens of npd, but am more familar with bpd because my own brain garbage is a bit of both and having had many loved ones with bpd, does cas ever fully freak the fuck out in an insecure attachment way trying to make gortash Go Away or trying to leave himself(but coming back generally), might characterize that Oh No Hes Going To Die leaves forever cant handle loss unless he “choses” it meltdown in a similar menthol eelnessTM vein

i especially love thinking about cas being extremely insecure because reality will never live up to his delusions of self importance perfection and grandeur because fun fact :^) a side affect of those thought patterns is constant disappointment in a reality of self that can never meet those expectations :^^^)

casim “i AM perfect or ill DIE” carnavorn

honestly "Doesnt Talk A Lot, When He Does Its 90% Weird Rude Mean Shit" is pretty on point here😭😭 I used to say like everyone desires him and then he opens his mouth and theyre like "hmmm yeah idk if this one's worth it chief". Like he has no filter at all but it isn't like he doesn't do it on purpose it's more like he goes out of his way to make sure everyone leaves in a worse mood than before, if that makes sense? Gortash would join in though honestly.... type of situation where Gortash tries to introduce them to some noble family on a party and Cas just drops that some poor girl looks like a fat cow (see this is funnier considering that he stands next to Gortash but ain't nobody gonna say that back) 🙏

aside from that though like.... in private? I suppose this may be more of a tone thing and I'm a VERY mid writer so I couldn't even tell you how I'd show this of the top of my head but I suppose he's more... clearly affectionately teasing? because yeah he obviously stays teasing and calls him a fat bastard in private still and such but it's very obvious if you look at them for a second that it's like a far cry from how he treats everyone else (smth smth his gaze very clearly softens and he allows himself to giggle and you can tell that they have been knowing each other for a long time)

okay sorry im YAPPING but ! ....If you want to write something I'd be over the fucking moon either way honestly like??😭 tbh I think you sound like you get him a lot already but also let me just say additionally... I see Cas as a character that's pretty flexible anyways because he erm... he has mood swings but also doesn't really have smth I'd consider a set speech pattern or something that he needs to sound in character?

anyways concerning the npd/bpd thing I never quite drew a line for him or anything to put him more into one camp but. I mean yeah based on the dying of old age scenario... LMFAOO but also yeah he does. Cas is the type of person that will literally leave the city for months or lock himself in and try to "become a new person" (he literally has moment where he's like "maybe I should just become who Bhaal wants me to be. maybe it would be easier") if there's some dispute with Gortash. It usually ends with Gortash forcing him to meet him again and Cas being something along the lines of "oh my fucking god can I just stop loving you already" but yeagh u know the fact that Gortash is kinda the only person he ever liked or even saw as a friend just makes it worse tbh

and the insecurities/delusions thing? yeah exactly what you said. a lot of his insecurities are insane too tbh like "I can never be what everyone desires" but then he loses it if he's NOT what someone desires, Gortash saying smth along the lines of "I like women too" would be enough to make him walk off a ledge because he can't be that part (smth smth I can be most perfect man on the planes but I'll never be a woman. funnier when u know he could use incubus illusion magic but he refused to his whole life). But anyways yeah as I said once Cas is like... a DEEPLY insecure person at his core even if he'd never admit or think that it shows

anyways after this analysis... Cas plays adc and shits on every support he plays with💯 He mains aphelios because he wants to look at a man but also because he thinks he's better than anyone else for playing a complex champ... hope u see my vison

#blakemail #cas lore #i thinks.... #i think gortash said that ONCE btw just to piss him off but he didnt know to what extent and it genuinely made Cas leave the city #this ones def a deep fucking trauma from his incubus days because of some weird incubus/succubus rivalry that got really out of hand #actually everything is a trauma from that time he got there like when he was a bit TOO YOUNG #fatphobia #mention i suppose

[frobisher-smythe]

I just rewatched S1 bc Netflix, idk if im gonna go into S2 bc it aint on Netflix but i do have questions!!

- We figure out that only a descendant of Amneris can restore the Cup right? So, Nina.

- why was Sarah considered a Chosen One during S2? was she also a descendant?

- if she was a descendant, that means she and Nina are related which isn’t the wildest theory— makes a lot of sense actually. but, if she’s a descendant via her father, would that make KT a possible Chosen One as well?

- Rufus Zeno was considered the Osirian remember?

- then it was Eddie, but what exactly is the Osirian? (asking for a girl who hasn’t rewatch s2 in a minute)

- is it not related to your bloodline? because in the movie, Eddie lived while the Osirian part of him died. did it just pass from Rufus to Eddie when Rufus became unworthy or something? Or are Rufus and Eddie, and therefore Mr. Sweet possibly all related?

- off topic but never forget that Mr. Sweet and Jerome’s dad knew each other because they both attended Anubis House as teenagers. and they more than likely had Victor as a caretaker as well. isn’t that wild. imagine Jerome’s dad in Anubis House, happy and relieved to be out of prison, and then boom! there’s that creep-raven-obssesed-i-want-to-hear-a-pin-drop-bastard still looking the exact same age. must’ve been a nightmare.

Sarah was a Chosen One in season one as well! That's why Nina didn't start heavy hearing voices and talking to the house until after Sarah died :( Nina is the "true" Chosen One bc the thing they were being chosen for was to rebuild the Cup of Ankh and only Nina did that. It's implied that Nina will be the last Chosen One, meaning when she dies there won't be another one to take her place like she did with Sarah, because the goal has been achieved. Now there was some open-ended stuff with the Chosen One with the "not allowed to be around the Osirian" thing, so that might not be accurate.

From what I understand, to be a Chosen One you have to be a descendent of Amneris (meaning that Sarah and Nina are distantly related) and you have to be born on all the same number. Sarah was born on the first hour of the first day of the first month (1AM on January 1st) and Nina was born on the seventh hour of the seventh day of the seventh month (7am on July 7th). KT is also a descendant (I think? ig the Amneris could be from Sarah's mother but I feel like it was always implied that her father was the start) but can't be a chosen one because there can only be one at a time and that's Nina. I also don't remember if KT's birthday was ever stated. Also fun thought: this means Nina and Joy are also probably distantly related!

Not as much about the Osirian is known but I imagine it's in a similar vein. The job of the Osirian is to protect the Chosen One. Rufus was the Osirian during the generation that Sarah was the Chosen One (and failed his duty), and Eddie was the Osirian during the generation that Nina was the Chosen One. Similarly, Eddie's Osirian abilities didn't fully develop until Rufus was near death and then dead. It's implied that Mr. Sweet knew that Eddie was the next Osirian, which implies that it's also based on birthdate, but we don't know the details of that, or who the original Osirian was (by comparison Amneris being the original Chosen One). This also suggests Eddie and Mr. Sweet are related to Rufus. The movie was kinda wack but I think it was just that Eddie gave up his abilities as an Osirian and like Nina would be the last Chosen One, Eddie was the last Osirian so when he gave it up it just died instead of passing onto someone else for the next generation.

THATS SO FUNNY I have honestly never thought about Jeomes dad returning and seeing Victor exactly the same. It's even funnier if you think that bc it's never brought up he just saw Victor and was like. Nah I'm good. None of my business. 😭😭

#sorry that was so long you asked about my special interest #i am OBSESSED with the chosen one/osirian dynamics #thank you so much for asking about it 😭😭 #carebooks #asks #neddie #chosen duo #hoa #house of anubis

[fixfoxnox]

I think it’s so funny that Roach and ghost/soap frequently donate to each other without the other knowing 😭😭 but it’s even funnier when Roach is so guilty of accepting such a large amount when in fact his main benefactors are also the same people he casually drops large sums to, so my guy is probably just getting back his dollars

Was wondering why they’re so rich too and then I reread the part where roach donated and for reason I misread 2.3k as 230 and then found out Ghost hand cam stream was literally 5k YOOOOO THATS INSANE BUT GET THAT BAG BROS

Me the whole time reading the smut part “he’s gotta be breaking at least a dozen twitch TOS on this stream” roach is most certainly not on Twitch for this💀💀💀 but that Smut scene deserves some kind of Award 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Was thinking along the line of in this universe COD! Ghost is called phantom/zombie and COD! Soap is called Scrubs or something

Roach is like "its okay when I do it but please no one do it to me!" Its gonna be so funny when they realize who the other is and come to the conclusion that they've essentially been handing money back and forth shshshhs

Roach is rich because his NSFW stuff is wildly popular (like his only fans probably has more subscribers that his actual YouTube and Twitch) and, though we haven't dived to deep into it yet, Ghost and Soap are rich because their channels are wildly popular but also Ghost has some generational wealth he can throw around for funsies.

Sjjdhdhdjd Roach most definitely doesn't do his spicy streams on twitch lmao. I'm glad you guys liked the smut because let me tell y'all, when I say I struggled to figure out how to draw out Roach's stream of just touching himself? I struggled so bad

Love the idea of COD! Ghost being called Phantom and COD! Soap being called Scrubs. Cause like then you can keep the same reasoning on why they got their names and stuff 👌

Next up for this au is a Jackson x Roach stream 😈 (we'll be skipping around a bit from here on out)

#thoughts with luke #you asked luke #camboy au

[p0rkbun]

ITS OKAY😭 tumblr is just rude

I’d love to hear more! Honestly it’s been a while since I’ve read the book so I didn’t even remember that the whole golden statue thing didn’t happen until I saw something about it on tt😭 I do remember the fact that they showed way more of Annabeth and Lukes relationship. Also just more of Percy’s time at camp which I think is pretty important to show. I love Rick though! So I’m not hating, just hope he’ll keep some stuff in that isn’t really action and quest stuff. I don’t know if you know about Will, but if you do I think it’s so funny that Walker is literally Will😭 so i hope that Will, is gonna have Percy’s appearance. That’d be really funny since Nico in the books is like “you’re not my type.” To Percy and then Will is his type. So if they’re identical that’d be funny too, but if the appearances were switched it’d be even funnier to me. I can’t wait for tmr to watch the new episode. I hope more Clarisse too but probably not since she doesn’t appear often in the first book. I hope we get sea of monsters soon, cuz there’s gonna be so much Clarisse in that🤭

Sam at the beach!!!! On my knees fr

I’ve been daydreaming about her so much too😭 literally when I was cycling home just now, I was daydreaming that we met on my next vacation to Italy. Ngl we were a really cute couple in my daydream

I think rick might move those parts maybe in another scene in the show or it'll come later on? Just a guess. I would love to see percy be in the camp more, i honestly really wanted that.

YES YES I GET WHAT YOU MEAN i know will! I like him ♡ and the thing with nico i remember it because i saw that LOL 😭 its gonna be so funny in the future unless walker bleaches his hair or percy's hair turns black or something. Speaking of that, i cant wait to see solangelo in the future <3

DUDE i always daydream about sam, she just makes me blush. Sam is just so. . . charming. She's to blame why i don't pay attention to class 😤

OKAY here are some info about Bonnie:

Her full name is Ebony Levius but she mostly goes by bonnie because its shorter and easier, she's the daughter of nyx of course! And she's a year or two younger than clarisse. Unlike any other godly parent, i like to thino nyx actually sees her sometimes. Her father is cambodian-english but lives in the US, he lives in a farm which is where bonnie grew up in as well.

I can't really speculate when exactly bonnie came to camp half-blood but she came a little before annabeth. Speaking of that, she's also close to annabeth and is pretty protective over her! Same thing when percy arrived, grover too but she doesn't appear until the main trio goes on a quest of the lastest episode we watched.

She's already claimes of course, and she goes on a lot of quests since she's nyx's daughter and can easily travel/teleport to different places with her abilities, though she only uses it three times a day. She found out about her demigod powers when she accidentally switched day to night lol. Another random thing through out her story is that she loses her memory like percy too and ends up in camp jupiter, thats just an idea in mind though

Also her fatal flaw is being too kind 😭

#sol.chats #natalia's wife 🌼

[clarks-letterman]

Wally anon: Huh, that's interesting to me cause I have not run into that much, but I guess that's cause I mostly keep tabs on Harringrove circles fhdjd. Entitled fans of shit like that are annoying as hell, though. Even if I can appreciate Steddie when the time is right, let's be entirely honest wth ourselves that Joseph Quinn is the main reason Eddie managed to be as successful as he was cause as soon as that man showed up, he was THE. most blatant of the "Well, THEY'RE gonna die" ST characters, so it was difficult to be wholly invested. But I can see why you're torn on Steve's survival with this context. I feel similarly about h o w forced S4 tried to throw him & Nancy back together when it's like...they are in totally different places in their lives rn & if other characters have to tell us they're into each other a thousand times instead of...showing the chemistry, it don't hold up under scrutiny. ❌️

Oh, yeah, that I agree with. I meant he wouldn't react in a creepy way. But he'd be flustered for s u r e. 👍

lollllll yup @ thinking about raising the grade. He would fully be into the fantasy if he was already that distracted & looking for relief & then get self-conscious the next time he went to class cause he couldn't help but think about it. He is a committed one that way. The really part is imagining him trying the book/backpack strategy cause Wally/Milo is tall as hell, so there's no way it would look natural with either, especially rushing for privacy. 😭

Exactlyyyy. The reader thinking they're crazy & everything before seeing him in full glory of what he's specifically doing at whatever place in the school he's doing it & them not knowing what to do because it's like ???? but also 🥴 Apologies? if this ends up inspiring you to write something else haha (although also not cause more Wally/Milo >>>>).

(Also: very appreciated you getting silly with it. There's a time & place for it, but this is one of those occasions.)

For real!! I knew he was gonna die from the first episode. Like, was it that surprising? It’s the 4/5 season and the cast is already pretty full, he’s definitely not making it to season five😂 Joseph has charm but the way he played him was just a big red flag about Eddie’s short term stay…

Oh, believe me, this is giving me the motivation to write Wally/Ryan/Zed/Milo any one of his roles and more 😩 don’t apologize for that i’m so serious

Wally definitely isnt creepy, just a confused lil guy (big guy tho because Milo is 6’3 🫣… did someone call for some size difference? a giant?) stuck in a time where he had to be stereotypical. I mean, his whole character in season 1 is about how he was expected to do all these things when he didn’t actually one to do them to begin with. Or, he wanted to try them, found out it didn’t make him happy, and couldn’t move on to try something else. I forget how he phrased it in the show.

I WAS PICTURING THAT😭 I used Jacob Elordi’s height when he’s carrying a backpack/textbook in euphoria as a reference in my head because he’s like 2 inches taller than Milo, and… yeah it looks silly😭 But it’s a good type of silly, because he has the charm to play it off in a comedic way before he gets down to the serious business.

We fr think we’re hearing things, maybe high school is making you delusional lmao. The lack of sleep, stress, something except that it’s a real thing happening in front of you. But it’s totally real. And it’s even funnier if you guys made eye contact but he doesn’t think you actually are looking at him because no one’s seen him before, so you think he doesn’t care and it one brave mfer for doing it💀 (<- him)

#wally clark x male reader #wally clark x you #wally clark

[onlyjaeyun]

THREE MORE CHAPTERS WOOOOO (i’m holding back tears) 🥳🥳🥳 i can’t believe poison is coming to an end so soon (it’s been months ik but STILL) first of all i really love how sunghoon and heeseung’s friendship somehow become funnier 😭 like all that sass and all the “ur gf” “well UR gf” is so funny and i’m glad that they kinda both got into relationships around the same period they fr are soulmates anyWHO 🧍‍♀️ i feel so empty knowing that by next week or by the end of this week really there won’t be any more poison updates ☹️ BUT HEY STRICTLY BUSINESS LETS GO🗣️ i’m rlly rlly excited to see everything that’s gonna take place in strictly business and all the ddlg that’s gonna happen 🤭🤭 like i’m sO EXCITED. ANYWAYS poison farewell soon :( i hope u take some sort of small break before starting strictly business bcs i cant even imagine how exhausting working on poison must’ve been, please take care of urself & ur health and most importantly ur mental health zadie <33 we’ll all be here waiting for anything u want to post or release so please take care of urself and don’t feel pressured at all especially since you had to state how much pressuring it is when people ask u for daily updates (and u had to remind them this MULTIPLE times like damn 🤨 get a hint) but yes !! i hope you’re alright and everything is going well sending u lots & lots of love & hugs & kisses, i can’t wait to begin ranting and filling ur inbox about strictly business 😁 <3

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MY BABY!!!!!!🥺🥺🥺🩷

poison!heehoon really are soultwins and it makes me so happy that i managed to portray their friendship just how i i had intended 🤭🤭

and pls not you making me tear up with that second part. i really, really appreciate the love, support and understanding you guys have been sending my way like it's sometimes so surreal to me just how amazing you all are. after so many fnadoms this is the one i've felt the most loved and appreciated and understood like we're all just humans who love the same people and are having a good time and IRGH thank you baby. don't worry, am planning to take a break for a few days once poison ends just to make sure i can give you guys and structly business the best version of myself.okay before i get too emotional and expose my bank information on here im gonna send you the fattest kiss and hope you're taking care of yourself as well. i love you so much 🩷

#; mailbox 📬 #; poison

[adonis-koo]

This is where my brain reading the part where MC gets stuck in the library 😂

!!! LMFAOO 😭😭😭the fact that you took the time to edit their faces on 😭 it really was like that and it’s even funnier because Yeonjun makes a comment similar to this in the next chapter! I cant wait for you guys to read it 😭

#missy answers #sweet nothing #flawlessapollo6 #very few people know of my love language involving fic memes 🫶