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#the promised neverland incorrect quotes
multifandomgirl2008 · 3 months
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Oliver: Why does Ray always do the laundry so loudly? Emma: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house. Ray, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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iceicevaguely · 2 years
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Emma: At least I can carry Alicia without falling over!
Norman, on the verge of tears: At least I can reach the top shelf!
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fattuccini-afraido · 2 years
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[in bed]
Norman, stroking Emma's hair: You're so tiny and cute.
Emma, sleepily: I could kill you in your sleep.
Norman, with love in his eyes: I knoooow.
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muzansfavoritedemon · 2 years
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|| Modern AU ||
//The Trio listening to Burning Pile by Mother Mother\\
Emma: Hey.. Ray, Norman.. Does this Song remind you of something?
Norman: Ah. No.. I don't think so, Does it remind you of anything, Emma?
Emma: I do.. But I can't place my finger on it.. Ray, What about you?
Ray, Staring blankly at nothing: I feel like I'm in a House, In some sort of room filled with clothed tables. There's Oil on the Ground and I have a Light Match on my hand. There's also Oil poured on my head.
Emma and Norman: . . .
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jaegarlovesbooks · 2 years
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Emma : that's a pretty rock
Norman : Ray gave it to me
Ray : i threw it at you
Norman : he's so sweet
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chidoroki · 1 year
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hail-ey-m · 11 months
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!!TW: None!!
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Ray: Y/n and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Y/n: Sentences.
Ray: Don't interrupt me.
Y/n: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Ray: Killed without hesitation.
Y/n: No.
Ray: So what do you do?
Y/n: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Ray: Wow, impressive.
Y/n: Then I'll move on to Leos.
Y/n: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Ray: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Y/n: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Y/n: What did you do?
Ray: Nobody died.
Y/n: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Y/n: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Ray: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Ray, talking to Y/n on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Y/n: You bet!
Ray: At what temperature?
Y/n: 535.
Ray: That's the clock.
Y/n:
Ray:
Y/n: 536.
Y/n: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Ray: Oh, I’m always running
Ray: The question is from what
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naehja · 9 months
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Emma: You often use some dark humor to deflect your trauma.
Ray: Thank you
Emma: I didn't say that was a good thing :/
Ray: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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chishiyas-wig · 7 months
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Norman: What's the most efficient way to burn calories? 
Emma: Exercise more! 
Ray: Set yourself on fire. 
Gilda: There are two kinds of people.
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silentstudiosyt · 1 year
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Emma: Hey Ray
Ray: What?
Emma: You know how you told me to pick up my medication from the pharmacy?
Ray: Yes?
Emma: They're out of my ADHD medication for the next 5 days
Ray: Shit
Emma: It's going to be a fun week
Ray walking away: I'm going to my mom's
Emma: Through sickness and health mother fucker!
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tarnia2 · 8 months
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Emma, getting to know her family again: "So, how old are you?".
Ray: "Give me a second... If I was twelve in Grace Field, then two years in the shelter, then... Fifteen".
Emma: "Did you really calculate your age?".
Ray: "Well, I never thought I'd make it this far".
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multifandomgirl2008 · 3 months
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Don: Who the fuck- Ray: Language! Don: Whom the fuck- Ray: No.
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viratsumiiii · 1 year
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Norman: Don, what did you just say?!
Norman: Ray, hold my pen.
Ray: I got you baby, go beat his ass.
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rorynni · 1 month
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Emma: Me and Norman are gonna go get lunch, wanna come?
Ray: It’s ‘Norman and I’.
Emma: What?
Ray: It’s not ‘Me and Norman’, it’s ‘Norman and I’. Try using proper grammar next time.
Emma: Yeah actually it is Norman and I because you’re not coming.
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shobi-enzo · 2 years
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isabella: * breathes* y/n: gorgeous, pretty, very attractive, stunning, super cute, absolutely fantastic, lovely, adorable, mesmerizing, charming, elegant, graceful, enchanting, dainty, glamorous, exquisite, appealing, striking, fair, outstanding, magnificent, wonderful as always, jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of socket, heart beats out of chest, slams fist on the table, whistles loudly, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair, beautiful, amazing , spectacular , show stopping, wonderful, awesome, talented , magnificent , incredible, totally unique never been done before, jaw dropping , majestic, splendid, heavenly, gorgeous, stunning, fabulous, perfect , brilliant, excellent, extraordinary, phenomenal, breathtaking and so much more.
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my friend sent this to me today
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