#the torygraph

[scavengedluxury]

Not sure how you could interpret this information as landlords being the ones facing a crisis, but go off.

#uk politics #landlordism #the torygraph

[thepotentialof2007]

Lewis Hamilton is given to superlatives; with him it is always the best or worst of times. The best qualifying session he has ever had, the most delicious cuisine he has ever tasted, the worst weekend of his life.

After taking a quite brilliant victory at Sunday’s German Grand Prix — in which he started second, led by the first corner, barely put a wheel out of place and yet still had to produce a number of daring overtaking manoeuvres to secure his prize — no one was quibbling with Hamilton’s assessment that this was “as perfect” a race as he has ever produced.

It was breathtaking.

The Telegraph forgetting itself on the occasion of Lewis Hamilton's 16th F1 race victory, Nurburgring 2011

#lewis hamilton #McLaren #p1 #nurburgring #2011 #the torygraph #f1

[clatterbane]

Who could could have foreseen cutting off your biggest trading partner is bad for economy!

#uk politics #the ongoing shitshow #brexit #media #the torygraph

[cynicalclassicist]

Reminder that the Telegraph, or as people in my demographic call it the Torygraph, is a fucking morally bankrupt paper. The fact that they are blaming the Democrats sowing division for Trump rather then blaming the people who actually were sowing division, promoting hatred across racial, sexual and gender lines, shows that they don't really care who is to blame. They want to present the Left as the divisive people.

But the Telegraph is one of the big British papers for pushing the same sorts of hatred that gave rise to Trump to the US. So if the reporters there want to find the people responsible for Trump they should look around their offices.

#fuck the telegraph #the torygraph #the telegraph #british press #us politics

[thestalwartheart]

considering ben's irl russian-spy-infiltrating-germany-then-switching-to-mi6 grandad, i have always headcanoned q as being the child of a soviet asset who was turned by mi6. that's why he's so young (by mi6 standards) - because he's been on their radar since he was little. maybe he started out hacking into the kremlin and fucking with them out of petty teenage spite as revenge for them threatening his family or something? idk. but either way, m felt it was better to have him in the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in. he's been there so long he's part of the furniture now, even though to outsiders he's way too young and impulsive to be a branch head. (he still fucks with the kremlin's firewalls during downtime, but what mallory doesn't know can't hurt him)

It's Meta Monday!

Ahh, there's a link I've never made before! Gosh, I'd love to read a fic involving that storyline.

Also, thank you for giving me a chuckle with "what Mallory doesn't know can't hurt him." In my head, he's not hurt by an awful lot of things!

For anyone curious. here's the story of Ben Whishaw's grandfather, born Jean Stellmacher, later known as John Whishaw.

#meta mondays #headcanons #quartermaster #james bond #sorry to link to the torygraph but needs must you know #i've un-paywalled it

[regicidal-defenestration]

[ID: A tweet from the Telegraph, reading: Rishi Sunak exclusive, "I'll run the economy like Thatcher if I win Tory leadership.". End ID]

Literally where do you even start.

#uk politics #good old torygraph

[weedle-testaburger]

petition to start nicknaming the telegraph 'the terfagraph' as well as 'the torygraph' because i swear every time there's a hint of trans issues in the news they're first on the line spouting transphobic bullshit

#political crap #sure basically the whole of the british news press says transphobic shit a lot #but the torygraph are the worst offenders and it's annoying that i haven't seen anyone else acknowledge it

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

Liz Truss was right and the experts were wrong

Is... this journalist ok???? Are they on crack?

I'm not an economics expert, but the gist of this article is that Liz Truss was right because things are better now. Never mind she tanked the economy, and Jeremy Cunt and Rishi Sunak have pieces it back to what it was (still not good, but definitely better, so credit where credit's due).

No, it was definitely her

#fuck the torygraph #fuck the tories

[humanrinds]

the local anti vaxxers have funded their own 'newspaper' and are trying to give us free copies but i'm just ripping them up before anybody can read them

#like mate. we already get the torygraph and the daily heil and the di-ly express #we don't need your bollocks stinking the place up too #👻

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

So hhow would you like us to perform Shakespeare, sir? Mouthing it? Sign language? Interpretive dance? Oh, you mean you're a pretentious gatekeeping snob who thinks Shakespeare was some aristocratic literary genius. The man was the son of a glove maker and the actors would have been working class, some of them will have been foreigners (I know, shocking, right?), and you're saying they wouldn't have had strong accents - because that's what you mean, isn't it? Give me a break. Go do your research, you idiot, and then you can write stupid articles about Shakespeare.

#snowflakes #we shouldn't let them foreigners steal our acting jobs in Shakespeare's plays #This has me unnecessarily irritated #but still #I mean what do I expect from The Torygraph really #I bet the guy who wrote this is the kind of guy who laughs at gen z and millenials for being #God seriously it's just badly masked racism #it's fucking Brexit all over again #I mean he makes not one logical point in that whole article #Not one #No Shakespeare would not have cared if Ukrainians were in his plays in fact he'd have welcomed them #Bc he probably had a shortage of actors due to the plague

[scavengedluxury]

I wonder why a national newspaper would run with this debunked urban myth on the day the Bank of England raised interest rates to 5%?

#uk politics #miss snuffy #I regret to inform you England is no longer a real country #the torygraph

[mcl38]

just because I'm curious, why does the telegraph need boycotting?

1. theyre tory

2. they participate in the very harmful journalistic trend of information gatekeeping (paywalls) that makes ppl turn to free sources rife w misinformation

3. theyre a big contributor to the recent british-intellectual transphobic thought current that's endangering the safety and wellbeing of trans people (in particular trans women) in the uk

#theyre not called the torygraph for no reason #and its been getting worse since being bought #worse - dropping the reliability / quality and upping the right wing bias #anon #ask #u can still choose to go to the link instead but why tf pay ad money to a subscription based newspaper yk

[cynicalclassicist]

If anyone needs further proof that the Telegraph is a repugnant paper just look at this. Here we have them promoting the myth of the strongman sorting things out. Here we have them cheering on a terrorist who attempted a coup and boasts he will rule as a Fascist Dictator.

#the telegraph #the torygraph #fuck them #fuck trump #trump #this is evil #they are openly supporting fascism

[insidecroydon]

Philp's flop: Tory MP becomes national laughing stock (again)

Our political editor, WALTER CRONXITE, reports on a Croydon politician’s televised African problem There were genuine concerns among Croydon Tories last night, after the recording of this week’s episode of the BBC’s Question Time programme in north London, that Croydon South MP Chris Philp might struggle to find his way from Tottenham all the way to Coulsdon. Questioned time: Chris Philp is a…

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#Chris Philp MP #Congo #Conservative #Croydon #Croydon South #Daily Torygraph #Grauniad #John Crace #Kigali #Liz Truss #Rwanda #Thick Lizzy Truss #Tory

[megandzane]

Here’s the link from Bryony Gordon , don’t click the telegraph

https://t.co/rWMm5yXTrB

#torygraph edited and spun #it’s the one from her blog #she still gets clicks

[esoanem]

This appeared in the Torygraph

#current events #uk politics