#the way I want this man is unreal

[personwhowrites]

Ghost just bending you over any flat surface at home after you pulled a little stunt at the bar. Pulling down your soaked panties down, edging your dripping cunt with the head of his cock! Oh you whining for it princess? That won’t make the process any faster, this is your punishment of course! You shouldn’t have sat on Price lap for shits and giggles..

#simon ghost riley #cod #cod smut #brat taming #simon ghost riley smut #simon smut #ghost smut #cod ghost #the way I want this man is unreal #he can bend me over any time #why isn’t he real #:(

[cloudysarts]

this show would be good if literally everything about it was different

#read these tags please(unless ur an HH fan in which case please ignore them) >>> I DO NOT LIKE THIS SHOW #i hate viv///ziepop so fucking much its actually unreal. every time i think about her i seethe #been hatewatching it ('legally') nd its awful. like i mean i knew it would be going into it but goddamn. so much worse than i expected #you may be like 'whyd you draw this then'. i wanted to make a finished piece with my redesigns #for funsies me and my boyf have been rewriting/redesigning the whole show . thats been our fun little craft #i feel similar about this that i do about fnaf and miraculous ladybug even tho this is objectively worse in every way #theres this eternal feeling of like. man. if the writers were competent then this concept would be interesting #but theyre not so. here we are #anyway. im gona try not to put hate in the tags lol #but i like how this turned out too much NOT to post it #anyways mutuals please dont unfollow me for this i promise im normal JDSFHJKDFHJDFKHJK #Hazbin Hotel Redesigns #Hazbin Hotel Critical #Angel Dust #Husk #Huskerdust #I guess. #genuinely a little scared to post this ones. im scared ill lose mutuals over this AND/OR fans will harass me for those tags JHKSDFHJKJK #im posting it and then immediately going to sleep. might delete later if even 1 thing goes wrong #EDIT RL QUICK i wanna add: i dont care if you like the show <33 good for you!!! i respect it!! i liked it when i was 14. i just dont now. <

[thebeautifuldaughter]

fascinating to watch how hozier speaking Irish in his new music is making some people: 1. fetishise him further and/or 2. make 'fun' jokes about gaeilge/gaelic/'''garlic'''' bc like. babes. i can guarantee you neither of those actions are separable from the lingering impacts of colonialism.

#not understanding some of the nuances around a 'dying' (killed) language is not shocking #but treating it like some weird little romantic bog man character trait is annoying #i'm being a wet blanket but if i creamed my pants over irish OR mocked the language here i'd get bottled #and it's been said ten ways to tuesday but stop fetishising what you believe irish culture is like #he is a normal man trying to speak a language that occupies an incredibly complex space in contemporary Ireland #how majority-white cultures victim to colonisation are worshipped/fetishised in a still-bad way but different compared to POC cultures... #i want an essay #the way people are drooling over it while showing that they didn't care about it until their fave white boy sang it... #additionally in a way they have never cared about POC native languages........... #none of this is hozier's fault it's just fascinating culturally #gaeilge #wasteland baby #colonialism #irish language #unreal unearth #hozier

[neuerswaist]

reus2025 (x)

#marco reus #borussia dortmund #i am so deep in my marco feels rn #how dare terzic #how dare this club look at this man and want to cast him aside like that #marco reus this ucl finale is yours and i will murder anyone in your way #also this edit is so unreal its so good

[apollolynx98]

Andrew some day woke up and decided to write:

I know who I am when I'm alone

I'm something else when I see you

You don't understand, you should never know

How easy you are to need

Don't let me in with no intention to keep me

Jesus Christ, don't be kind to me

Honey, don't feed me, I will come back

And apparently he hadn't enough so he also wrote this on the same f*cking song: You'll hear me howling outside your door

Don't you hear me howling, babe?

Excuse me, sir? That's too much to handle. I can't.

#andrew hozier byrne #hozier #too sweet hozier #unheard hozier #aesthetic #would that i #talk hozier #from eden #unreal unearth #quoteoftheday #i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism #i need him biblically #i need heeeeelp #i need him #i need him in my bed #it will come back #i'm just a girl #Andrew the men you are #he can choke me #he can do whatever he wants #hot as hell #he can do no wrong #he cant keep getting away with this #i'm so normal about it #this forest irish little man

[fizzytoo]

just two friends in the gym they might kiss

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #i hate gay people so much it's unreal #rua has such pretty sincere eyes it makes me SIIIICK #im sick to my stomach i hate pretty people‼️‼️ #adrien ask him out or something youre pissing me off. “adoring sentiment”.... like i said i hate gay people so much it's unreal #i just want the best for my bro 😞 even tho the way he’s looking at me makes me want to kiss the moles off his face ☹️🤞🏽 #adrien getting all sentimental in the gym is making me lose me mind. he’s just like me and i didn’t even do it on purpose #rua asking for workout tips bc adrien “looks so good” and adrien's like #ofc i do this this and that.. instead of thinking this man is flirting w me... lol like we're friends even tho we did boink that one time #also jesus christ adrien in the third pic .. exactly rua me too #AND THE SECOND PIC‼️‼️‼️ RUA HE IS ABSOLUTELY NOT LOOKING AT YOUR EYES #adrien his eyes are up there 💥💥💥 #postcard: gen3 #queue #sim: adrien herrera #sim: rua kamealoha

[tricoufamily]

those playdough ass sims aren't gonna fit in with that beautiful beautiful lighting let's get a move on i wanna see some realistic skin folds (MODELED not a flat texture) and blemishes and subsurface scattering i want that-specific-breed-of-maxis-match-tiktoker-you-know-the-ones tears

#i changed my mind about not liking the hair being clay #as long as people can still make alpha hair i actually like having the option between the two i wasn't thinking #in my dream utopia we get some kind of particle system but in actuality that would make modding way less accessible #and you can't count on ea to give us all the hair we want so that's definitely a no #but i hate the completely smooth plastic skin. away with it #i saw people say those supposed leaks look 'too alpha' YOU'VE LOST YOUR MINDSSSSSSSS #just because the shirt's not painted onto the skin with a shitty low quality jpg graphic doesn't make it 'alpha'. unfortunately #they were on the right track with sims 3 medieval but noo #project olympus has done so much damage it's unreal. in a million years aliens are somehow going to trace the apocalypse back to it #my mom was trapped in the passenger seat of my car today listening to me explain the entire project olympus history. i'm sorry #i mentioned the live stream and she harmlessly asked if it seems better than ts4. like oh man do you have a minute to hear about ts4 #but it's on my mind it's such an interesting topic too bad it poisoned my water supply and killed everyone i love

[ralseinumberonebiggestsupporter]

guys this counts as a string quartet right

#deltarune #my art #deltarune au #lightner ralsei au #ralsei #susie deltarune #kris dreemurr #earlis #guys this drawing sucks so bad it's unreal #i have spent way too much time on it to not post it but i want you to know that i don't like it #it's probably because ive looked at it for too long but whatever #susies holding a cello like that because she's very strong okay. and tall they don't make cellos as tall as her #ive remade her head so many times i CAN'T get it to look right man #the shadow behind rals is his epic dark world magic cause hes a shadow man and stuff #ok........thats it see you guys l8r

[lunarharp]

various witch stuff of the day or whatever the heck

#witch hat tag #orufrey #uhh yeah just getting some stuff out of the way haha i like the first one tho. i drew something that scares me #iguin must have been involved in qifrey's thing somehow. The Lidless eye..the sight of the world..i mean i think [redacted] #and he'll be [redacted] and [redacted] will be forced to... [redacted]???!?!!? #I want to keep my theories to myself.......or do i. not being a fandom person (other than dropping my art and leaving) means i just.. #combust inside by myself with ideas and FEARS FOR THAT MAN.....CAN SOMEONE HELP HIM IM SO WORRIED IM SO... #CAN YOU LET SOMEONE HELP YOU #apparently tetia's expression in the last one is hard to understand =.= she's emotional bc she cant believe they remembered #the twin hat idea. and that she's so happy. i was thinking about how she was probably qif's first pupil so there must have been a time #where it was just her qif and oru... i DO think she is hinted strongly to be trans but even if not her mystery background is probably so sad #why would qifrey even become a teacher? his goal was the brimhats. but he keeps being distracted by kids with problem pasts so #he must have only been drawn to help tetia out of a deep sympathy. it seems at that point he and oru had drifted apart #did oru decide to be his watchful eye hearing about that or did qifrey ask him? he thought that qif had given up on brimhat stuff so.. #*mumble mumble* lately i also keep remembering oru saying something UNREAL in kitchen like 'we're finally living under the same roof' ???? #you can't just say that. what on earth. i..... whatever. i haven't even processed like 20% of my potential emotions about them #i feel so weirdly emotional today. i stopped thinking about witch hat for zuka even tho im SO hyperfixated it is genuinely PAINFUL to stop #i stopped just long enough to watch gatsby raku.... my haachan #i'm so grateful right now that i dont have any big issues in my life rn so i can get worried about manga men and sad about actors retiring #today at least i am extremely grateful. living and being alive is so so so so weird. i hope we all make it

[lovecolibri]

Oh Brennan is gonna fucking SING now?! I....I cannot do this, he must be stopped!

#dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey #brennan lee mulligan #me: be normal be normal be normal #*brennan starts singing* #me: oh nooooo 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵 #i desire him carnally #i want him in a way that is concerning to feminism #i am so unwell about this man it's unreal

[toytulini]

wish ig wasnt so fucked i do miss posting art on there but itll never be like that again. how zuck managed to make it feel physically bad and gross to use an app is incredible. its like a corpse of the app i used to use. a bad puppet. a shell. parading around, empty and awful. came back wrong. i cant use it the way it is anymore. "reels" and "stories" and the algorithm. im not using those. im not using that. it feels gross. its sliming me. its oozing slime out of my phone. i just wanted to make posts. have all my stupid art in one place and chill with my mutuals. but no. its trying to sell me ads and pretty people. and now i cant view my notifications bc it sold pretty people too hard and broke teenager's brains. itstelling me to watch reels. all the people i follow are posting their posts in their stories that im not watching bc ive refused to evolve the way i use that app past like 2016. why dont ppl just make posts. what the fuck is the point of stories. is that not just snapchat? im not downloading that either

#toy txt post #unreality #? not really but for some of the way some of this is phrased i guess? #i hate instagram now and it makes me so sad #but i miss it. posting art here isnt the same. but its not the same there either #on the rare occasion i do draw smth it doesnt feel worth posting fuckin anywhere #i dont want any tips on how to use it i just want it to not exist anymore tbh. at least people acknowledge that twitter is dead #it feels like everyone just keeps using ig and im just standing here like. its fuckjng dead. its a corpse being paraded around by ads #it died the day they introduced that fucking algo timeline.how are you all still using it. can you not feel the fucking slime? #similar to fb. i just. everytime i open it #every part of me starts screaming. how the fuck are ppl still using it? why am i expected to still use it? #at least that is like. im not expecting my nana to make a tumblr and i dont want her to #anyway. this has been old man yells at cloud #i feel like i have always used ig in a way that was fundamentally different than how other ppl were using it but i used to be able to get #away w it and have no issues but its not possible now #it wont stop reminding me what a horrible thing its become. it wont stop helpfully suggesting ppl it thinks i should follow for one reason #or another god fucking knows why

[shirawords]

I am seeing Hozier in October and. I am going to cry so much at this concert guys I am going to lose it if he play Abstract (Psychopomp) and I am also going to lose it if he plays Francesca but in the other direction. I'll still cry tho

#hozier #unreal unearth #I CANNOT #ok I CANT #I gotta desensitize myself to Abstract #this album is incredible I am so lucky I'm gonna see him live #worth the insane ticket price #in other news I want a man who loves me the way Hozier sings Francesca #I spam

[crucible-memes-4-salem-teens]

#arthur miller #the crucible #classic lit #classic literature #classic lit memes #h8 him. idec anymore. he's a bitch. fuck that guy. straight up. #he's a funny little man in the worst most demeaning way possible. he is a fool first and foremost. #i want to strangle him with my bare hands. #maybe i'm a bitch but like. genuinely hate him so much it's unreal. what the fuck is wrong with you bro ????? #UGH!!!! ykwim? #bitch needs therapy istg #mod dio #good evening

[oscill4te]

One day i will not be obsessed with the cr/amp twins. Maybe i will like it a normal amount. Or maybe not even like it at all one day. I intertwined that show too deeply with my identity. Generally when I am super hyperfixated on something, i am using it as escapism from thinking about my real life.

#like to me 2023 is just mass escapism via an obscure cartoon and internet addiction. kind of sad. #2022 was awful though so 2023 is a mass improvement but damn #some parts of myself looove the show. others parts hate it for what it represents in my life. #i also should stop using tumblr/my phone or at least limit my usage. but. one day at a time #escapism is just nice in general #txt #not in the longrun but it feels so great in the moment being immersed in something that isnt your real life #when your current real life sucks ass but feel too scared to make those big changes that are essential #to you being happy and stable in the long run #easier to forget your real life and just watch shitty cartoons. idk. i shouldn't even be blogging this stuff publicly lol #like i am genuinely not well. i am a benign lolcow. #who overshares and tbh i never even expected this blog to even get followers o.o so now im like #maybe i should stop. i dont know. find better outlets. lol #maybe try to connect with my realworld. my brain desperately doesn't want to leave the fantasy escapism world it created though #i feel like an age regressed loser and idk I want to shape up so badly #im 24 i should be way more ahead than this yknow. i just stagnated in 2023. because 2021-2022 was so awful #idk its complicated man #like 2023 was needed. but it is such a hazy blur. it feels so unreal. we are still in 2023 and it already feels so far away #i feel i need to try to change my life and priorities in 2024. i just have no roadmap. no people to ask.. #i have to teach myself on my own. ill probably make a lot of mistakes but thats okay #my next goal is to try a new job even though it scares the everliving shit out of me #i accepted i wont be able to drive safely so I need to carefully plan. i need to be okay with taking risks. i need too. #i need to work on my tardiness social skills and my appearance so I can get a new job too without insta rejection #i dont know. i want to prove my family wrong too and have good things. good mental health. financially stable. takes care of herself. #ik spite is a shitty motivator. but i just wanna prove it to myself. that I am capable of m #okay too many tags smh. gonna stop here

[thunderparadox]

#a bit of pula 🫀 #thats why i havent been active #my man and i went to pula primarily to see arctic monkeys in concert #i think i was dissociating bc the whole thing felt absolutely unreal #but like in a good way #now im in that post goal depression u know ive been looking forward to this trip and concert since last november #and so having achieved that im kind of back to not... having a definitive life goal #the main reason for me staying alive in 2022 has literally been this trip so its definitely a heavy comedown #heavy stuff huh #anyways i had a great time i wish we had a chance to smoke there but we didnt want to risk carrying shit across the border and we didnt rly #feel comfortable enough to ask around since most people were tourists too #anywho!!! alex turner looks younger than he did in 2018 i said what i said #oh also we got to see tame impala and im so sorry altcore girlies but theyre boring as fuck if ure listenin to them sober #yeah anyway #pula #istria #croatia #trip #roadtrip #vacation #madonna #virgin mary #gold #church #bottles #bottle #aesthetic #mine #photography #edits

[qualityrain]

legato and elendira r so funny to me because every time theyre tgt in the same room elendiras like ohhhh im going to kill you i can do it! dont test me! and legato just takes it (unless its abt knives and loyalty then legato becomes so cringe elendira just concedes to preserve her braincells) but when it comes down to it she actually doesnt know what to do with him lmao. the way he busts out of the coffin and shes like fUCK i shouldnt have made him my enemy hes so much more powerful while legatos here having his flashback before death and its focused on knives but elendira is also there and the whole crimson nail has fallen its ok ill be there with you soon also the way elendira is not part of the death game too (nightow probably couldve added elendira later on in the story and thats why she wasnt included but shhhhh) like enemy where. also the way elendira says all this and yet went out of her way to be there to pass the coins when nobody asked. like can you guys show affection normally. not a single normal person close to knives.

#things might not make sense its 12am im tired and irls did not reply to my brainrotting #they r so sibmings to me #i want them in the ssme room for 7 hours and see who survives #sorry that flashback legato has b4 vash takes him out is sOooo #it makes me so insane its unreal #the way elendira is there too #i want to say smth but i cant word im bad at english im failing #its like. thats what he wants most right he wants knives acceptance and acknowledgment #and fhats in the form of knives smile and it coikdve just been that yk #but elendira is there for two panels #like its just three of them man #like ofc elendira coukdve been there because of their rivalry abt whos more loual #and at that moment it coukdve been like him winning that rivalry cos knives doesnt even acknowledge elendira in that panel #its just acknowledging him #but also idk man #the way shes just there like that idk. atmosphere? #that thats what he sees that memory? #im actually so tired i cant think anymore #its like. i want to think they do like each other #be it leftover fondness from pre july or just #they know each other for long ass time even though elendira orobs hated his guts since the beginning #its just nice to think that in his finak moments legato has this memory of three of them #i like to think lwgatos like its ok elendira im gonna die too soon 👍 #because elendiras gonna be pissed rhat she died first lmfao #imagine dying b4 the sucidal guy lnao rip #(is high #im going to wake up tmr and think this is the most nonsensical thing ive ever thought of