#theresbloodinthebox

[sneggley]

I am almost strictly getting stardew content on my for you tab, and I haven't even played it or consumed stardew content. I am so confused, but I'm not necessarily unhappy about it.

#wompy #:3c #wet ass pussy #wermpywoomple #weemwom #:3 #written 5 days ago #welcome to #pleasing the algorithm #stardew #stardew valley #sdv #silly #welcome to my blog #steam game #video games #videogame #video game #videogames #fyp #tumblr fyp #written #welcome #theresbloodinthebox

[sneggley]

@nobodyfearspercy

#jerma #i wish jerma was real #jerma eating a cucumber #jermaphile #my cousin requested i did this #from memory #i drew a lot #of jerma #while my brother #recovered #from #wisdom teeth #removal #😔 #:3c #theresbloodinthebox

[sneggley]

I don't heart my own posts because I want traction, I heart them because I think I'm fucking hilarious and REALLY stupid.

#:3 #:3c #uwu #confidence #haha funny #funny stuff #funny #funoi #uwo #theresbloodinthebox #no one makes ethan laugh like ethan #its monday #sparkle off

[sneggley]

FOLLOW ME BACK GRRRR

no fuck you

I followed you back btw

#theresbloodinthebox

[sneggley]

Sometimes, I vividly remember the time my brother's dad ripped ass in front of me.

(this is all to be comedic)

Even though I'm a diet atheist, (Thanks for that term @cece-seesaw) I thank Jesus Christ, and all of heavens angels, that even if I did happen to inhale his airborne rectal juices, my noses olfactory sensory neurons didn't detect them; I didn't get a whiff of the inside of his rancid, alcoholic dad-bod. (in the not sexy way)

The thing is, I was shocked because I did not have a good enough relationship with this "man" for him to have farting privileges, not because I wouldn't expect it from him.

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Me and my brother were making tea, and the nut bearer was making a sandwich, and with no warning, sighed out of his asshole. No, anally moaned into my poor leftmost ear, and I had to stand there and try not to react, try not to look at him, and try not to breath. All he said in response was, and I quote, "Sorry." And that was it. He said nothing else to me that entire day, even before that.

I didn't say anything. I only glanced at him, and he showed no remorse, and stone-faced, continued putting together this amalgam of bread and embarrassment only to curse his well, now ex-wife, with far worse. I'm perfectly capable of not laughing, but when I hold it in a tend to cry, and I swear I felt the underneath of my cheeks start to get wet after wiping moistness from my eyes.

It was a horrible experience; every experience with him was hysterical. But this one was the worst 💀

#he got divorced a couple of months ago 😭 #i hope you enjoyed the aesthetic text dividers #please laugh #this was all supposed to be read in a comedic way #does this count as poetry #like am i legally allowed to do that #i am so sorry about the abundance of tags 😭 #please ignore them #theresbloodinthebox #:3c #:pensive: #:sob: #true story #comedy #comedic #like #bruh #funny stuff #i guess #idk lmao

[sneggley]

"You need to write more poems about your memory loss."

"Were there others?"

#actual interaction omg #:3 #theresbloodinthebox #uwu #im so sadge #ive had like 3 concussions bro #anyway #back to jerma #THERES BLOOD IN THE BOX #steven mayford core #poor boy #he has amnesia #😔