love how you answer to asks in little doodles, it's adorable
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Sometimes, I vividly remember the time my brother's dad ripped ass in front of me.
(this is all to be comedic)
Even though I'm a diet atheist, (Thanks for that term @cece-seesaw) I thank Jesus Christ, and all of heavens angels, that even if I did happen to inhale his airborne rectal juices, my noses olfactory sensory neurons didn't detect them; I didn't get a whiff of the inside of his rancid, alcoholic dad-bod. (in the not sexy way)
The thing is, I was shocked because I did not have a good enough relationship with this "man" for him to have farting privileges, not because I wouldn't expect it from him.
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Me and my brother were making tea, and the nut bearer was making a sandwich, and with no warning, sighed out of his asshole. No, anally moaned into my poor leftmost ear, and I had to stand there and try not to react, try not to look at him, and try not to breath. All he said in response was, and I quote, "Sorry." And that was it. He said nothing else to me that entire day, even before that.
I didn't say anything. I only glanced at him, and he showed no remorse, and stone-faced, continued putting together this amalgam of bread and embarrassment only to curse his well, now ex-wife, with far worse. I'm perfectly capable of not laughing, but when I hold it in a tend to cry, and I swear I felt the underneath of my cheeks start to get wet after wiping moistness from my eyes.
It was a horrible experience; every experience with him was hysterical. But this one was the worst 💀
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Goofy GOOBERS
Ignore bugs bunny and daffy I accidentally added one of my many photos into the group and didn’t remove them
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Whaaaaat? No, I’m not starting up my Album Peoject today instead of tomorrow because I forgot July 31st existed! That’s is just slanderous nonsense. I am a smart, learned individual who knows exactly how many days are in each month.
…dear god, it’s just like that once bit from Parks & Rec, isn’t it? What is my life.
Anyway, if you’re curious to read my mini album reviews on Twitter (not X, I refuse) for Phase Two of this little Album Project, feel free to look me up - username is the same. Probably won’t be new ones every single day, but I’m playing it by ear, same as last time. First batch will be up later.
First one (currently listening) is gonna be Houses of the Holy, by Led Zeppelin.
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I might have noticed this late but did anyone else notice during the Mama Train fight after Leo and Raph mind meld the second time-
When they were executing Raph's plan, that one split second when they look to each other-
Leo has Raph's eyes, and Raph has Leo's.
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