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"Boxed" Philosophy

I'm 36. I write stuff on occasion. They/Them. Enby/Gender-Fluid. Panromantic Gray-Ace. INTJ. Enneagram 5w4. Team Instinct. Sagittarius. Shall we dance?

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roosterbox · 27 minutes

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#lmao #exactly #we've been doing this for decades now #just because you seem to still think all fanfic is just badly written porn #get on our level

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soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

#puns ftw #fun with language #lol #i love it

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roosterbox · 2 hours

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#lol #me as a waiter

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roosterbox · 3 hours

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It’s insane to me how straight people will produce media where two men have extreme homoerotic tension and say things like “I want you by my side” “we want the same thing” “you’re so adorable” “you’ve never looked beautiful” and “i’ll always be there” while they stare at each othering lovingly and call each other pet names…..only to turn around and say that they’re “brothers” and “best friends”

#cherik #lmao #accurate #just friends?#pfffffft #I've seen actual men fuck on camera and it wasn't as homoerotic as cherik #these dumb gay mutants be gay #and dumb

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roosterbox · 4 hours

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more coming of age stories where the main character is like 40

#lol #will graham core #also yes #there's no age limit to finding yourself

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roosterbox · 5 hours

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This is a friendly reminder that none disabled people often do benefit from the same accommodations disabled people benefit from.

#important #yes #❤️❤️❤️

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roosterbox · 6 hours

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genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

#important #filler episodes #they have no real bearing on the plot #and yet #still entirely necessary #i mean #where would we be as a society #if we had never seen goku and piccolo at the DMV?#it doesn't bear thinking about #lol

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roosterbox · 7 hours

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

#this is how it should be for any service job #the ability to refuse service to an asshole #lol

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roosterbox · 8 hours

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