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mrpenguinpants · 3 years

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Genshin: Royalty AU [V1]

I’ve been a hermit ever since covid dropped lol. Yes, you’re doing social distancing right. Imagine going outside? Ptff, what a weird concept. But I’m happy you’ve stuck around for so long despite the constant brainworms I have. Oho?? More crumbs 👀 Lemme just crack my knuckles real quick. I’m throwing a reader in just so I have an excuse to tag everyone haha. These are a lot more scuffy compared to my usual HCs but let me brainrot for a sec.

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Genshin: University AU [V1]

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Zhongli

Your first impressions of Zhongli was that he was an egotistical and selfish brat. To be fair, you might have adopted some of those qualities yourself but you were both children at the time. Your sister, Guizhong, was tasked to take care of Zhongli in place of his parents which lead to your first meeting with the infamous Imperial Prince. At first, you were excited to finally meet someone who was the same age as you and Guizhong was always so kind. But when he turned to face you two, he just asked if Guizhong was supposed to be his concubine. You weren’t sure whether to gag or throw your shoe at him but Guizhong quickly intercepted before you could do anything that could get you killed. It’s only until you spent more time with him that Zhongli tells you that he has never had someone care for him or want to spend time with him without some alterative motive.

Zhongli radiates sheltered child from birth. To outsiders, he seems really slow on normal everyday tasks but that’s because he’s never had to worry about doing mundane things. He’s always had someone else to do them for him that when he’s out in public, he just stands around and waits for someone to help him. It’s incredibly awkward for everyone in the situation when Zhongli forgets to bring mora and just stands off to the side until one of his servants comes to pick up his check. That’s how Zhongli got such a bad reputation of being a spoiled brat despite being a well-mannered and polite man. When he drops something he just turns to look at you, back at the object, then back at you. You have to pound it into your brain that no, Zhongli is not a lazy and he isn’t trying to be insulting, that’s just how he’s lived his life. When you tell him he is fully capable to picking things up, because what if he dropped something important when he was older and the wind swept it away, he pounders the thought as if you’ve just explained the meaning of the celestials to him that you give up and just pick it up for him.

A Prince from Mondstadt named Venti used to come to Liyue for playdates while their father’s talked business and politics. He was the complete opposite of Zhongli but you genuinely liked him. While he was a bit more bolder and hyper compared to the calm and quiet Zhongli, he would always try and get Zhongli out of the palace and outside. You end up missing so many fun and interesting things when you’re locked up in your study room. How can the next Emperor care about his land when he doesn’t even know what it’s like to live there? It was the first time you and Zhongli went out just for fun and you might have gone a bit overboard in hindsight, but Venti’s personality and the feeling of freedom to do anything was addicting. Plus, watching Zhongli’s reactions to all these new feelings made him feel a bit more human. While you knew that Zhongli would do everything for Liyue, you never got the impression that his heart was in it.

From then on, you and Zhongli try and carve some time out of his schedule to go down to the streets and have a little bit of a break. When you both built kites and scaled all the way to the mountains to fly them, it was the first time you’ve seen Zhongli be bad at something. He always had such elegance and perfection whenever his teachers asked him to do something but as soon as the kite took flight, it would stumble then come crashing down. Zhongli had the most heartbroken puppy expression on his face that you couldn’t help but burst out laughing. While you’re on the ground gasping for air and probably have the most ridiculous expression on your face, Zhongli smiles gently as he looks at you then back to Liyue. The moment is ruined when Guizhong comes running towards you both and scolds you for sneaking out.

While it’s somewhat annoying when other attendants in palace gush about how well Zhongli is growing into becoming the next emperor, both in smarts and appearance, you have to somewhat agree with them in some places. If you want to know the history of Liyue or how to properly place a tea set, he can tell you in incredible detail. However, when it comes to social cues and interactions, he’s awful at them. Everything is treated a business deal that it makes everyone somewhat nervous or uncomfortable that you’re internally dying at any social event he goes to. But despite the awkwardness, he has a lot of admires that frequently send him letters of marriage or adoration that you have to shift through. It makes you a bit uncomfortable reading the flowery language but it surprised you a bit how many people have the misconception that Zhongli planning to have you as his spouse. When you mention this to Zhongli as a joke, he returns to his thinking pose and he contemplates the idea before nodding and agreeing with the letters. He proposes to you right then and there and it’s such a sudden development that your brain has finally broke and you pass out.

Venti

Venti is one of those royalty types that spends so much time outside and away from his duties that he’s basically thrown his cape and crown to the wind. The first time Zhongli visited Monstadt, his first impressions of Venti were him singing to a crowd. While Zhongli doesn’t understand why Venti would spend his time on music rather than his studies, they still get along well. Mostly because Venti has a very easy going personality, even if he’s a bit blunt, but whatever comments he makes fly over Zhongli’s head. Unlike him, you’re the complete opposite. You’re a knight in training with an earnest heart that wants to protect the City of Mondstadt with your entire being. While you don’t necessarily hate Venti, because he never asked to be born into the royal family, you can’t help but get frustrated at his nonchalant attitude towards everything aside from alcohol and music.

Your first meeting with him was during your time training under the Favonius Knights. You wanted to get a bit more practice late in the night when Venti stumbled upon you bullying a poor wooden dummy before he announces his arrival. He laughs a bit at your fumbling as you quickly get into a proper kneel but he waves it off saying it was unnecessary before he asks what you’re up to. You’re in mid-explanation when Venti cuts you off with a yawn and you can feel the irritation creeping up on you as you snap back why he’s outside instead of inside the safe walls of the castle. Your irritation grows even further when Venti smugly grins, patting himself on the back from getting a rise out of you, before he reaches into the bag you just noticed he was carrying to produce sheets of music.

While his teacher’s drone on and on about the production of wine, he is busy writing songs in his textbooks. While he understands the importance of his role, he thinks the people can rule themselves just fine without his help. He wants to leave his crown and become a bard and live an ordinary but free life. How he’s always sneaking out to go explore without the world constantly breathing down his neck. Whether his posture is correct or if he’s memorized the history of berries wouldn’t matter. Honestly, Venti is weighing his options of either staying as a royal or leaving everything behind to pursue the life he wants. When he finishes his heart-felt speech he expects you to give him those same pitiful and woe is you eyes but you’re just angry. You can understand his sentiment, living a life that you never asked for isn’t fun, but suddenly packing your things and jumping ship would only cause chaos and conflict. At least have some sort of replacement before you leave damnit.

Now it’s your turn to be surprised, rather than taking offense to you, a nameless knight, basically insulting the him, the Prince, he lights up in excitement. He rips his cape and crown off before he’s shoving them onto you before you can even say anything. He’s almost bouncing on his feet as he tells you that you can freely take his crown and become the next in line. You have no idea how that would work but he mentions that he knows a man named Albedo that can help change your appearance to look like him. That way, you get to protect the City you love so much and he get’s to live the life he’s always wanted. It’s completely fool proof with no flaws whatsoever! Except for the fact, that he is jumping way too far to conclusions, he’s shoving his responsibilities onto you, and most importantly, you don’t the first thing about Venti and how to act like him.

Before you know it, Venti has dragged you to meet his Father to personally appoint you as his personal knight. He doesn’t take no for an answer even though you aren’t qualified at all to be protecting someone of high position as him but Venti’s always been a handful that someone needs to watch over him. You have no idea how one night managed to throw your entire life into this chaos but you’re not sure if you can even get out of this situation at this point.

Kaeya

It all happened so suddenly. You and him were playing in the gardens when his father rushed in and took both of your hands and dragged you to the border to Khaenri’ah. The land you were both used to seeing, the friendly baker that would always give you both sweets, or the magic that used to flow so freely was transformed into red cubes. You were both scared and confused but as you both reached the border oh Khaenri’ah, a large gate that leads to the above world of Teyvat, his father tells you both to run as far as you could and never look back before he pushed you both in. It wasn’t until years later that you both discovered that a corrupted god had taken control of Khaenri’ah. Now, everyone believes that the Khaenri’ah prince is dead because he’s been missing for so long and whatever hope Khaenri’ah has is gone. For his own safety, he had to change his name to Kaeya and you both found yourself at the gates of Mondstadt.

It took a lot of adjusting for the both of you but Kaeya especially. Your mother had dropped you into the care of Kaeya’s family for a short while before everything went downhill. She was a bit on the neglectful side but she was still your mother and you knew she was alive. On the other hand, Kaeya lost his entire family and nation in a single moment. Whatever pure happiness and bright personality he used to have quickly regressed until he was a shy and quiet kid. You know he blames himself for what happened even if there wasn’t anything he could have done but he’s grown a fear of outsiders so he tends to avoid other children his age. Instead finding comfort in playing with the funny looking abyss mages and slimes that are on the outskirt of Mondstadt. While he doesn’t seem bothered by the weird comments other people make of him, you know deep down he does get hurt, that it makes you so mad that you end up lashing out.

You end up getting into a few fights as Kaeya patches you up. He scolds you and says that he doesn’t need you to go so far for him is when you make him a promise that you’ll protect him with everything you have. It’s the first moment since everything happened that he seems to gain back that life in his eyes. He blinks at you before he chuckles sheepishly and comments that you can’t even tie your shoes correctly do you stumble a bit. You’re a bit embarrassed at your sudden proclamation but stand determined about it. You both end up making a pinky promise to stay by each other’s side until the very end.

When you’re both older and in the position of Captain and Teacher in the Favonius Knights is when he seems to be a bit more open. You both end up gaining a reputation of the laid-back Calvary Captain that bother’s the strict but kind Teacher. He’s always waltzing in the middle of you class to tease you before you end up throwing something at him to get him to stop embarrassing you in front of new recruits. You end up getting back at him with your woe is me acting and push all your paper work on him. Since he loves spending so much time in your class, he should know how to do all your paper work right?. Despite all of this, if anyone needs to find Kaeya or you, you’re basically a packaged deal. Always attached to the hip.

Kaeya knows deep down, at some point he’s going to have to go back to Khaenri’ah and save his people but he’s conflicted. While he knows it’s selfish that he get’s to live a life of freedom, he wants to be selfish. Not just for him but for you as well. You’ve both basically lost everything and now that things are okay, he doesn’t want to give that up. While you both promised to stay together until the end, you’re the only person he has left and he doesn’t want to rope you into his mess or have you worry about him. He’s heard of the blond traveler in black and blue that is searching for the lost prince of an unnamed kingdom, knows that the peaceful life he has right now will come to an end, but he pushes it aside. Besides, there are more important things to attend to. Today might be the day he tells your students about how you fell into a lake because you got scared by a frog.

Jean

Jean is incredibly dedicated to her role and to her people because she’s genuinely a good person and wants to see people happy. Especially her sister Barbara. She’s a bit awkward and clumsy in her execution but she has a lot of heart. Being her personal knight, you know just how hard she works and you admire her greatly for her ideals and nature. She has such a professional and gentle façe when she’s out in public but as soon as she’s behind closed doors, she’s collapsing into your arms as the world lifts for a short while. You chuckle a bit amused at how different she appears to the outside world, how the ever prime and proper Princess wakes up with a rat’s nest, how her favourite food is pizza, or how she throws these 7 inch heels out the window as soon as a ball is over.

Due to Jean’s kind-hearted nature, when it comes to more pushy people she can’t seem to say no to. Travelers or citizens that think they can take advantage of the Princess is what makes your blood boil. While she isn’t stupid and knows that people are taking advantage of her, she wants to extend any help she can. Not for her public image but because that’s how she is. While it warms your heart that people like her exist, as her knight you can only let so many things slide. When some shady peddler tries to lead Jean somewhere, you’re already stepping in and smilingly sweetly as you grip the peddler’s hand in a death grip and not so subtlety say that he better have a good excuse for why he wants to drag the Princess away or there might be a problem.

When Jean is overworking herself and nearing her breaking point is when you step in. You may be her knight but you’re also her friend and you know when it’s time to stop her destructive habits. She might complain and reassure you that she’s fine but you don’t accept that. If she was “fine” her temperature wouldn’t be the same level as a pyro slime and she wouldn’t have such dark circles under her eyes. It’s a simple bend and lift to carry her in your arms that she ends up stuttering before going pink and let’s you carry her to her room. While she’s screaming into her hands, you’re preparing medicine and everything she’ll need to make a full recovery.

The hardest times for Jean is when her Father constantly pesters her to find a husband. Jean is an independent person and while yes, while being a workaholic isn’t against help, but she doesn’t believe she needs a husband just to make her entitled to rule her kingdom. Besides, Jean is secretly a hopeless romantic. You’re very tight lipped about secretly finding her love story books hidden under her bed unless you want to see her self-combust. You try your best to comfort her but there’s not a lot you can do for her situation other than offer words of reassurance and try and get her mind off things. While you’re patting her on the back she’s looking at you as if you’re the most oblivious person in the world.

Albedo

Albedo is a renowned alchemist that helps royal families with their problems with the use of his intelligence and abilities in alchemy. Something that only a few people can do throughout Teyvat, you being one of them as well. At first, you had admired Albedo and his abilities and saw him as a bit of a role model for young alchemist. Until you actually met him in person. He’s pretty much an emotionless void of a person that he comes off as extremely unempathetic when he listens to the woes of royals. While you sort of agree, the problems that royal’s commission you for are completely ridiculous and selfish, he doesn’t have a moral compass and if he can benefit from it. He’ll do it, no matter how questionable it may seem.

Maybe it’s because you have a little sister figure in your life to stir your moral compass but it still get’s you irritated. It’s always a joy to see Klee when you come back home from your travels that whatever bad mood you were in suddenly washes away. But when you knock on Alice’s door only to have it open to reveal Albedo holding Klee in his arms does your world come crashing down. Klee is completely ignorant to your internal screams as she scrabbles out of Albedo’s hands to give you a hug and take your hand in hers as she leads you inside. You can almost feel the inner workings of Albedo’s mind as he stares at you blankly as Klee shows you the new art she drew.

You both don’t mention or talk about it even when you happen to cross each other’s paths outside or you both end up seeing each other at Alice’s home. It’s a bit funny to you, to the outside world Albedo seems so aloof and untouchable, and yet you’re here watching him get tired from chasing Klee around and trying to stop her destroying her home with her bombs. It almost makes you smug when Klee listens to you better than Albedo, it might seem a bit petty and small but you don’t care. He ends up getting back at you when he ends up one-upping you in front of the royal court. He does a quick scan of the room before his eyes land on you and he shoots you a small smug smile before his face returns to it’s neutral expression. You’re clapping along with everyone with the most strained smile you can muster.

You manage to find out from Klee that Albedo enjoys drawing that the next time you see him, you ask if you could see him draw something or if he had sketches on hand. You’re fascinated by his drawings, more so than his actual research discoveries, as you look at the tiny details he’s managed to capture. Outside of Klee, no one’s really been interested in his drawings that he can’t help but feel a little flustered when you’re gushing about his work. It’s different from people praising his alchemist efforts, you’re not someone whose staring at him like he’s on a pedestal when you say you like his drawings, and it feels genuine. He offers a small smile and says that if you’d like, he’d love to show you some more sketches.

You’ve never noticed it until other people bring it up but Albedo seems close to you. Usually once he’s done his business he leaves but if you happen to be around, he sticks around a bit longer just to speak with you. How he seems comfortable to relax in your presence and even leans in closer. How he complies with your requests without any benefit to him. You’re not sure what type of relationship you hold with Albedo. You don’t think you’re friends but you’re definitely closer than acquaintance. If taking care of a a hyper active walking bomb doesn’t bring two people closer than you don’t know what does. But at the end of the day, you find you don’t really care. Not everything needs to be labelled and categorized like things are in alchemy. People don’t seem to understand but you always duck out and escape before you’re questioned further about your personal life. Unbeknownst to you, Albedo is watching you go as he ponders your words.

Childe

Childe is such a clown. He’s an assassin that doesn’t know the first thing about being subtle and is just in it for the fighting. He’s really just an incredibly egotistical bastard that likes being friendly with his targets, just to see their shocked expressions when it’s him that comes to take their life. He’s actually a pretty down to earth guy. While other assassins in the Fatui either have tragic backstories or some sad pitiful tale, Childe just laughs at them. His family is still alive and he’s never had any true hardships in his life. He’s pretty disliked for this reason but he’s a skilled enough fighter that it somewhat makes up for it.

Just when Childe’s life is at its peak, is when he slips and falls into the abyss. For the first time, he had to face against a threat and in a situation he has no control over which is completely foreign to him. He barely manages to survive until he’s saved by an unknown figure that goes by the name Skirk. While he’s grateful he’s still alive, facing his mortality for the first time gives him a lot to reflect about. Thus he makes the impulse decision to train under Skirk and grow stronger until he’s able to climb out of the abyss. That’s when he meets you who was travelling with Skirk for the same reasons. Your first interactions with this unknown teen is him challenging you to a fight, just for you to throw him over your shoulder as if he weighed nothing. You expected him to get angry or cry but instead he’s standing right back up and grinning like a psychopath as he asks for another fight. You’re looking at Skirk with the most, are we seriously bringing this child with us? look.

From then on, it’s been the three of you travelling through the floors of the abyss. Skirk tells you the stories of this place, how it used to be a great nation before corruption cause the citizens to be morphed and transformed into monsters. You and Childe learn how to fight alongside Skirk against these monsters until it ends up becoming a competition between you and Childe on who can kill the most monsters. Skirk is a bit worried that when you both are back into the outside world, if he should be worried about how morbid you both might appear. But while you’re both yelling at each other who actually landed the last kill on the regisvine while the hilichurls are cowering in a corner does he just accept that things aren’t going to change. The world will just have to accept it. If you both actually teamed up, and you have before, he thinks you both would be unstoppable but you’re both too stubborn.

Despite your rivalry, Childe still has his big brother instincts that whenever you get hurt he’s huffing over you like a mother hen as he scolds you for being so reckless. You’re ignoring the fact that he’s bleeding out while you have minor cuts because you don’t want a crybaby Childe on your hands. Even the harsh conditions of the Abyss, you both find ways to entertain yourself. Childe always challenges you to a fight every second of the day and he always ends up with a sore back when you knock him off his feet. And he always makes the joke that you’re sweeping him off his feet which ends up with him screaming bloody murder as you charge at him. It doesn’t help when he’s still yelling comments behind his shoulder that you might get mistaken for a gorilla when you’re both outside that Skirk has gotten so used to this that he simply ignores the attempted murder going on behind him.

When you’re both strong enough to climb to the gate of the Abyss, Skirk feels almost like a proud parent. Giving you a head pat and a hard slap to the back for Childe does Skirk wave you both off. You’re trying to mask your tears as Childe grins and promises to see you on the other side, that you’ll definitely meet up in the future no matter what. But when he finally returns to the Fatui, works his way back up to being an assassin, he almost thinks Skirk is laughing at him when he realizes that his first target is you. Not that he’s bothered by it, he'll be happy to see you again and see if he can finally beat you.

Baizhu

Baizhu is the most suspicious doctor in the history of all doctors. Some citizens aren’t even sure if he’s a qualified doctor but alas, he’s very good at his job and is a lot more tolerable compared to the Alchemist Albedo so that’s how he’s been able to keep his job. He works under the Liyue emperor so even if citizens had issues with him, it’s not like they could do anything in the first place. People aren’t sure whether he’s joking or being honest when he explains what he’s been privately working on behind the scenes. From experiments to rituals, they are taken aback but Baizhu just smiles and says he’s just kidding. Being his assistant, you have to constantly reassure others that Baizhu is a bit of a sadist and likes to get a rise out of people. Besides, why would a doctor be so interested in those type of things? It’s incredibly unnerving but no one questions it. They won’t know what to do in the first place if their suspicious are correct.

While Baizhu knows how to do his job, he’s always sending you to do the dirty work. From getting medicinal plants up on the very top of mountains or bringing cranky old men their prescriptions, whenever you’re done one task he’s got three more for you. He could at the very least take the trash out while he’s busy doing nothing. At least the job has a few perks. You’ve always had numerous health issues and while Baizhu’s reputation is a bit on thin ice, you wouldn’t trust anyone else to look you over. He’s a bit weird about it, you’re pretty sure Baizhu will never love another person emotionally but when it comes to the science behind a human body, he’s absolutely smitten. He tries to reassure you that he does care for the wellbeing of Liyue but you wave it off at him trying to butter you up before he asks something ridiculous of you.

You and his snake, Changsheng, do not like each other. You think she’s an annoying and bratty snake that Baizhu needs to throw into a jar to shut up while she thinks you’re a complete nuisance and doesn’t understand why Baizhu keeps you around. Baizhu has tried to get you both to reconcile but it always devolves into a petty argument of back-handed insults until Baizhu has enough and tells you both to quiet down. To be truthful, both of your hatred towards each other stems from two completely different reasons rather than disliking each other’s personality, but you can never bring it up to Baizhu. It’s not a conversation anyone wants to have.

If he has one positive, it’s his adopted daughter Qiqi who is just an absolute sweetheart. She’s shy and prefers to follow after Baizhu and you like a lost duckling. While Baizhu might be the worst boss in this history of all bosses, it makes you grin smugly internally when Qiqi chooses to stay cuddled in your arms instead of his. Qiqi is 95% the reason why you stay in this job, not that Baizhu would ever let you leave, because you’ve genuinely grown fond of someone for the first time the same way she has for you. You bring her along whenever you need to give prescriptions to citizens just so she isn’t stuck in within the same four walls and the locals love her. From her forgetful nature or how she shy’s behind your legs whenever someone new approach's you both. It’s so cute that people tend to ignore the floating rumours that Baizhu is reanimating his previously deceased family.

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I have no idea if I’m just uncultured or if “Always and Forever” Au’s are a thing. I hope you all like this 👉👈 it’s kind of messy and all over the place and I lowkey don’t know if I like my brainrot (there’s a lot of issues ik). I kinda want to do a part 2 where I include other characters but let me know if that’s something interesting? Oh and feel free to add to this, I’d love to hear your ideas.

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realmonsterboyhours · 5 years

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An eventful day. (Vent)

Content warning: Slight gore. Fire.

So. I'm currently a vet medicine student, I live in a dorm with one roommate. Today right after we got home from school I made an appointment to get my mom to get an oil change for my car because I move back into the state in December.

As I'm on the phone with her the boys in the dorm directly above me start FLIPPING out. Stomping, crashing, shaking my room. I thought it was just them being th same bullshit boys they always were. I've already had to complain about them 4 times they just don't care and the building won't kick them out because they want their money.

So I was like 'yo, they really going hard with the whole being annoying thing tonight huh?' Then all of a sudden the fire alarms go off. I'm like "here the fuck we go." I try hanging up with my mom and she thinks I'm joking. At this point my roommate is banging on my door frantically and screaming for me to get out in the kitchen right the fuck now and that we need to leave NOW. So I'm already getting up to see wtf is going on cos my fight or flight response is fight. I come out and our ceiling is POURING water. When I say it looked like my entire 8ft wall became a waterfall water feature at a hotel I mean it. My roommate is loading up the cat freaking out. I'm RIPPING electronics from the floor and the wall so nothing starts a fire, and I block off my room with a towel wedged under the door, and we get her and the cat out. We head to the lobby to see what the fuck is going on. And we find out that the dumbfucks above us started a fire.

Not just any fire. The boy lit HIMSELF on fire while just being a fucking dumbass and doing the whole "boys locker room" bullshit. Now here he is standing in the lobby him and his roomates soaking wet. And he's in just a towel. His legs are in rough shape. His skin is literally falling off his legs.

So we found out how he started the fire from his roommate who watched it happen

Aparently he was trying to light a sour patch kid on fire with 90% rubbing alcohol and went to pour some more ON the already burning candy and the flame travled up into the bottle, had nowhere to go and BLEW UP all over him, lighting his clothes on fire. So the thumping I heard was him reacting, then throwing himself on the ground to roll, then his friend rippin the burning clothes from his body, stoping it out, then trying to get a towel from him to bail out.

He went to the hospital. Havent heard anything since but we do know he's okay.

We didnt hear anything from the dorm for HOURS on what we were gonna do. Our fucking ceiling completely collapsed and our whole dorm flooded. My roommate and I knew when we saw how badly damaged the room was, that we weren't gonna be living in that room anymore. So we came back, took pictures of all the damage, and took off. The staff at the building went ham and spent all day cleaning it up but its no use. So we were on edge we had NO idea where we were going anymore. We didnt even know where to pack our things. And I personally dont have anywhere else I can stay. I'm out of state 5 hours from home. So we get back they make us a new room. We get moved down a floor to the other half of the building right between two of our best friends. So I spent the whole night stuck moving all this shit, KNOWING that I leave here in 6 weeks and have to move all this shit again. I'm so mad.

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the-softest-puffball · 6 years

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Stuck In My Head

I meant to post this awhile ago... whoops

This is basically a soulmate au where the songs your soulmate is singing are stuck in your head

Also happy second anniversary Sanders Sides! I’ve only been in this fandom for a few months but I absolutely adore the show and just all of it!

Pairing: Royality

Warnings: None, I think

Word Count: 1388

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Patton hummed a familiar tune as he walked out into the main living space of his dorm. He twirled to the beat in his head as a large smile graced his features.

Today was already a pleasant day. He had woken up naturally with sunlight filtering through the blinds on his window, and the birds were singing a beautiful song. His cat onesie kept him cozy and warm and he got to sleep in for a couple minutes, as it was a Saturday.

And, of course, he had awakened to a Disney song stuck in his head.

He imagined his soulmate, singing early in the morning, with most likely the voice of an angel. He sighed dreamily before realizing he wasn’t the only one in the room.

“Oh! Sorry, I didn’t notice you there, Virge!” Patton exclaimed when he noticed his roomate, Virgil, sitting on the couch, a cup of coffee held in his hand. “Good morning!”

“Mornin’,” Virgil mumbled tiredly, giving a small wave before continuing to watch the TV show that was playing in front of him. Patton was about to sit next to him when he felt his phone buzz in his pocket, him pulling it out to check it.

Roman: i’m going to ihop for breakfast, wanna come? i want to tell you all about the AMAZING new role i have!!!!!!

Patton: Haha, sure! Meet in 30?

Roman: of course, see you there!!!!!!

Patton smiled even wider, somehow, Virgil looking at him with a raised eyebrow.

“Did Roman text you?” Virgil asked. Patton nodded. “What’d he say?”

“He asked if I would like to join him for breakfast at IHOP! So, I’m heading there in 30 minutes, because of course I said yes!” Patton replied.

“So, basically your crush asked you out on a breakfast date?” Virgil said slyly, Patton blushing.

“What, no! It’s just a friend hangout, and besides, he is definitely not my soulmate, so I shouldn’t have such a huge crush on him!” Patton said while slipping on a pastel blue sweater over top his shirt.

“You don’t even know who your soulmate is, so he could be,” Virgil said, putting his empty coffee cup on the end table next to him.

“No way, Roman couldn’t be mine! Why would fate put us together?”

“I dunno, but it still could be possible. Now, go get to your breakfast date.” Virgil pulled out his phone and started to scroll through Tumblr.

“It’s not a date!”

“Sure it is.”

“Alright, see you later, kiddo!” Patton slipped the last of his boots on before waving goodbye and leaving, Virgil rolling his eyes as he did so.

Patton walked down the hall of the dormitory, him skipping with delight. Now he had a song stuck in his head that he heard once before, when he went to Roman’s musical practice, but he somehow knew all of the lyrics.

It was weird how many of the songs overlapped with Roman’s personality and the things he enjoyed, but Patton never thought much of it before.

Virgil’s comment about Roman possibly being his soulmate though had made him thinking. What if Roman was his soulmate?

Patton shook his head. No, that was ridiculous. The most wonderful, handsome, courageous man he had ever seen could not have been possibly chosen for him.

Then again, Roman sang a lot, and Patton always had a song stuck in his head. The songs were all Disney or musical songs as well, and Roman loved theater and Disney. So, maybe…

Patton’s train of thought had been interrupted when he heard the transit bus in the distance, him starting to run. He managed to just barely make it to the bus stop before it left.

He quickly got on and sat down, recognizing the person next to him.

“Hey Logan!” Patton said, startling Logan from his reading.

“Oh, good morning, Patton,” He replied, putting his bookmark into his book and closing it.

“Whatcha doing on the bus this early?” Patton asked.

“I am going to my job, of course. I must make money somehow.” Logan checked his watch as he spoke, sighing when he read the time.

“Don’t you need breakfast?”

“I already had breakfast this morning with Virgil, he was surprisingly up and in the cafeteria when I had entered, so I thought I might as well give him some company before he inevitably locks himself in your dorm.”

“Aww, that’s cute!”

“It was just an act of friendship is all.”

“I’m heading to IHOP to have breakfast with Roman!” Patton clapped his hands together excitedly.

“Ah, well, good luck on your little… gathering.” Logan continued to read, a small smug smile he made when he knew something someone else didn’t. Patton shrugged it off.

He was bouncing with excitement, a large grin on his face. The bus reached the next bus stop, some people getting off with Patton. Patton walked the few blocks he needed to get to IHOP, seeing Roman already waiting outside.

“There you are! I feel like I’ve been waiting here forever!” Roman exclaimed once he noticed Patton, Patton running up to him.

“Well, I’m here now!” Patton said, Roman laughing before leading them inside.

They entered and ordered, both taking a seat after. Roman talked about his new role, Patton watching and nodding along.

The food was ready, so Roman grabbed them from the counter and brought them back. They were apparently more hungry than they thought, and half of their meals were gone in about 5 minutes.

“This is delicious!” Patton said after finishing his second pancake, Roman nodding.

“Even though we are poor college kids!” Roman joked, them both laughing. “Though one day my acting career will make me have so many riches!”

“I am sure that will happen, Roman! You are very talented!” Patton complimented, Roman doing a small bow.

“Why of course, I do have a wondrous voice, if I say so myself.” Roman had a confident grin, holding his hand to his chest and puffing his chest out a bit. He then proceeded to sing a bit of the solo he had for the play.

Patton gasped. The same part Roman sang was now stuck in his head.

“Wait, sing again,” Patton urged, him finally noticing these small details.

Roman sang again, Patton dropping his fork in surprise. It clattered against his plate, him covering his mouth with both of his hands to quiet the large gasp that escaped him.

“What is it?” Roman looked concerned now, Patton eyes widening.

“You’re-you-you’re my soulmate,” He managed to squeak out. Roman looked shocked.

“Sing something,” Roman asked, Patton singing a quiet nursery rhyme, as it was the first thing that came to his mind. Roman then started to laugh.

“Logan was right, I am completely oblivious!” He spoke in between his wheezes. Patton then started to laugh as well. “I can’t believe after 4 years we didn’t know!”

They laughed until Patton realized something. His crush of 2 years was his soulmate the entire time. He began to blush bright red, squealing as he did so.

“Patton, you good?” Roman asked.

“I’vejusthadthishugecrushonyoufor2yearsandican’tevenbelieveyouaractuallymysoulmate,” Patton spoke quickly as he hid his face in his hands, almost two fast for Roman to understand. Roman then laughed again, even louder this time.

“Patton, I’ve had a crush on you ever since I first met you,” Roman explained after getting his laughter out, looking at Patton with a smile. Patton slowly looked back up at him.

“Really?” He asked, Roman nodding. Patton squeaked, covering his face again.

“Well, I’m finished with my breakfast, do you wanna walk around town for a bit? I found this arcade that was amazing the last time I went there, but it would be more amazing with you,” Roman asked with a sly wink, Patton blushing even more.

“Well, yeah, of course!” Patton answered, standing up with his plate. They put them in the tray holder on the way out, Patton waving goodbye to the employees.

They got outside, Roman smiling before taking Patton’s hand.

“I’m glad my soulmate was you,” He said, Patton nodding.

“I’m glad it was too.”

Roman’s eyes then twinkled with excitement, beginning to lead them to the arcade.

So, maybe Patton was a bit unaware, but that right now didn’t matter, for it was all worth it for this moment.

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Hope you enjoyed!

#my writing #royality #roman sanders #patton sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #sanders sides #soulmate au #stuck in my head #liz writes

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aleatorys · 7 years

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im lit the worst at these but hi everyone i’m amber ( they / them ) and i'm a sleepy uni student who doesn't know what they're doing w their life. the coolest thing abt me is that i saw fx one time in london and almost fainted because victoria looked in my direction for a millisecond and thus started my addiction to groups that r banished to sm entertainment’s dungeon. my latest addition 2 my gang of oc’s is junehyun who goes by he / them pronouns, my latest soft but hard bab who i adore w my whole heart and hope you do too. if you’re up for plotting feel free to like this, otherwise you can hmu on disc*rd which is just as gr8 - RUDELOVE#5604. anyways lesss go

tw: abortion mention, and anxiety disorder !

- as aforementioned this is junehyun but please call him june for everyone's sakes. summed up he’s a quirky demiboy w/ a little bit... of an inferiority complex, major m*mmy issues + a thirst for affection

- sorta been in a bad spot with his mum for like, his entire life. he was an accidental curse as a result of a one night stand and his mum was, at the time, too poor to afford an abortion so she had to leave her job and look after his ass (which she has no issues in reminding him of).

- it wouldn’t have been as bad if she didnt have an occupation that would’ve been impacted on much throughout the stages of pregnancy, but june’s mum was Not Your Average Woman. she’d been taught ballet since she was 5 years old, got accepted to the korean national ballet agency at 17 and then at the time of the pregnancy was offered a slot at the most prestigious vaganova ballet academy in russia. turning down that offer was prolly the starting point of her angst towards june tbh.

- it's a little complicated and he probably doesn't want to talk about it but it comes down to... how he’s so unwanted and she makes no effort to make him think otherwise, because it’s true. communication is hard with someone who makes no effort so he’s also shy, introverted and quiet as a result.

- if you don't know him too well you probably think he is the chillest person on the planet... and he is pretty chill probably like 70% of the time but if you're friends with him then you know that he wears his heart on his sleeve and can act really quickly on his emotions. like... he doesn't hide them well, but he doesn't really display them in ways that make sense if you aren't used to it. he has a lot of... anxiety about a lot of different things.

- he loves dance, indisputably, he’s garnered a love through it from his mother. he loves everything about dancing ... and most of what he's doing in the academy is """exploring""" with routines, different techniques and taking up diverse dance classes, ballet is his favourite but hip hop is probably were he shines best. and no ballet is not just for girls miss him w that gender constrictive bs !!!1

- june is a lil hard to get to know... he’s shy. also he’s just not good at making friends because he’s very loyal to the ones he has (a little in love with each and every one of them, oh no!). he usually seems pretty out-of-it but in fact is usually emotionally attuned to the people around him

- he can be petty tho... holds a grudge for like 12 years... at a minimum

- was not that good at academics. PASSED, obviously, but classwork for him was really not a good way to learn

- possibly a stoner? possibly an anarchist? possibly a shitposter? possibly all three at once?

- he’s not that awesome at Actually Taking Care of himself. like, he can do it but essentially bodily concerns (ie: keeping hydrated, eating things besides candy, living on a stable schedule) don't really occur to him a lot of the time. too busy livin' life i guess

- random facts r that he stress bakes and is terrible at baking so like when he's stressed and coping w it a lot of his friends, his roomates, and the people passing by the messiest dorm room evr he’s in get to deal with rock-hard cookies and "are these lumps of charcoal" ("they're EDIBLE")

- why was that relevant amber? i dont know a fucking thign my guy

- also has a scottish fold named lemons but sometimes ditches him with people please mark down your name in alphabetical order if you'd like to babysit

- positives 2 him is that he likes to make a friend and stick w them for life. like i said he's not awesome at making new friends purposefully, so probably won't have as many friends as? his friends have? THAT SAID! they're usually very easy to get along with, v nonjudgmental, kind of ridiculous but cute and fun. if u put in the effort to begin with he'll probably eventually reciprocate and then you'll be stuck with him for life (ways 2 interact with him: be a former classmate at his high school, classmates, current "dance buddies”, share his excitement abt paranormal acitivity shit since he loves aliens.. and/or CANDY, babysit his cat, let them crash on your couch, have a dog he can pet,)

- negatives wld be that As Previously Noted he holds grudges for like 12 years so if you were actually mean (as opposed to fake mean, slash teasing, whatever) to him like once when he was a second year... He Remembers. doesn't like people who have beef with his friends, doesn't like people who tell him what to do when they're not friends. he’s kinda natalie portman in the black swan in that he’s OBSESSIVELY addicted w being sort of above average? he gets jealous of things so easily istg he’s like "oh haha i dont hate them *sees them succeed* im going to demolish them." so it’s an issue

- other necessary info is that he’s demiromantic and pansexual, he falls in love w literally everyone and he needs to stop. probably. anyways please plot i think i’ve written 2 much again weeps

#academia:intro #FUCK i wrote 2 much again #also my main lty gif icon post was DELETED #* gritting teeth * it fine tho #° ｀ OOC : POST ━━ ⁽ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᵃ ˡºⁿᵍ ᵃˢˢ ʳ'ᵈᵉ ⁾

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stupendousbookworm · 3 years

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"I tried enchanting a muggle camera... it didn't go as I planned"

"I swear by Merlin, I wouldn't cross paths with my mother if I were you"

"No one can be as cute as my darling Rowan"

"I've gotten enough of this nonsense. I'm stopping this right now"

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Name: Vaishnavi Tulasi Radhakrishnan

Nicknames: Vaish, Vaishu, Vi, Radhakrishnan

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Sexuality: lesbian

Alignment: Chaotic good

Blood status: Pureblood

Date of Birth: 1st January 1973

Ethnicity: Indian

Nationality: British

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The youngest of the Radhakrishnan siblings, the small yet mighty, the one and only Vaishnavi Radhakrishnan used to be the main victim of many pranks and jokes until she showed her scary side and scared almost the whole of Hogwarts. Will she and her twin brother, Ved, finally break the Cursed Vaults?

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Personality:

Quiet: she doesn't like speaking. Ved does that for her. She would rather silently judge the person than to speak with them

Scary: if anyone ever threatens her loved ones, consider them dead. She's scary

Ambitious: she's very ambitious towards finding Jay once and for all, and it is one of the main reasons she was sorted into Slytherin

Kind: if she's not angry, she's sweet and loving, and kind to everyone

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What are her likes?

Peace and quiet, reading, singing, dancing, playing the veena, messing around with muggle trinkets, fizzy drinks and meeting Grandparents in India

What are her dislikes?

Loud noises, insects, strawberries, jackfruit, meat, writing, and pranks

Where does she live?

The Radhakrishnan Bhavan, London

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Appearance:

Hair colour: Black

Eye colour: Dark green

Skin Tone: olive

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 118 lbs

Build: short and small for her age, but she swears she'll grow

Aesthetic: cottage core

Inventory: her wand, a bottle of muggle fizzy drink called sprite, Amla the cat, random enchanted muggle stuff, a picture of her family, and a letter from her parents

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Magic

1st wand: Hazel wood, 10 1/2 inches, very supple, great for charms

A sensitive wand, hazel often reflects its owner’s emotional state, and works best for a master who understands and can manage their own feelings. Others should be very careful handling a hazel wand if its owner has recently lost their temper, or suffered a serious disappointment, because the wand will absorb such energy and discharge it unpredictably. The positive aspect of a hazel wand more than makes up for such minor discomforts, however, for it is capable of outstanding magic in the hands of the skillful, and is so devoted to its owner that it often ‘wilts’ (which is to say, it expels all its magic and refuses to perform, often necessitating the extraction of the core and its insertion into another casing, if the wand is still required) at the end of its master’s life (if the core is unicorn hair, however, there is no hope; the wand will almost certainly have ‘died’). Hazel wands also have the unique ability to detect water underground, and will emit silvery, tear-shaped puffs of smoke if passing over concealed springs and wells.

2nd wand: Rowan wood, 11 inches, nice and swishy

Rowan wood has always been much-favoured for wands, because it is reputed to be more protective than any other, and in my experience renders all manner of defensive charms especially strong and difficult to break. It is commonly stated that no dark witch or wizard ever owned a rowan wand, and I cannot recall a single instance where one of my own rowan wands has gone on to do evil in the world. Rowan is most happily placed with the clear-headed and the pure-hearted, but this reputation for virtue ought not to fool anyone – these wands are the equal of any, often the better, and frequently out-perform others in duels.

Boggart: her aunt's death

Riddikulus form: her aunt back alive and handing her flowers how she used to do

Patronus: Peacock

Like the bright colours of a peacock, the personality of those with this patronus is one that tends to capture attention. They are what society may often see as eccentric, being very comfortable with the way in which their spirit guides them. They have a confidence, and very in tune with themselves. However, they tend to have trouble trying to see in the shoes of others, and do not realize others can see them as very strong or intimidating.

Patronus memory: when her family accepted her sexuality

Animagus: a very tiny hummingbird

Amortentia (what they smell like): grass, flowers, the outdoors, petrichor, sandalwood

Amortentia (what they smell): books, library, a very soft scent, roses, coffee

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Magical Abilities

Legilimency and Occlumency:

Legilimency is the act of magically navigating through the many layers of a person's mind and correctly interpreting one's findings. A person who practices this art is known as a Legilimens. Muggles might call this "mind-reading," but practitioners disdain the term as naïve. The opposite of Legilimency is Occlumency, which is used to shield one's mind from the invasion and influence of a Legilimens. Occlumency is the act of magically closing one's mind against Legilimency. It is ancient, and has existed since medieval times. It can prevent a Legilimens from accessing one's thoughts and feelings, or influencing them. A person who practices this art is known as an Occlumens.

Favourite spells: Orchideous, Aguamenti, Flipendo, Episkey

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School

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Organizations joined: Slytherin house, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, The Circle of Khanna

Apprenticeships: helped in the Hospital Wing, Intern at St. Mungo's

Professions: Healer at St. Mungo's

Best Subjects: charms, potions, herbology

Worst Subjects: transfiguration, astronomy, divination

Extra curricular activities: chaser on the Slytherin Quidditch team

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Relationships:

Vaibhav Radhakrishnan

A very responsible father, owner of the Radhakrishnan farms. Very proud of his little children and believes that his oldest son never went to the dark side. Treats Vaishnavi like a literal princess, and he loves his family very much, although he can be very strict at times.

Janaki Radhakrishnan (née Iyer)

A loving mother with an interest for cooking. Whips up delicious dishes in the matter of minutes. Very skilled in various things and is a master in multi-tasking

Ved Radhakrishnan

Vaishnavi's idiot twin brother. He's a bit daft, but he's ridiculously cunning. Can be very rude at times and teases almost everyone. Hates Gryffindors and plays as seeker in the Slytherin Quidditch team. He thinks he's much older than Vaishnavi because he was born twelve minutes before her, coincidentally five minutes before the new year.

Jay Radhakrishnan

This idiot got himself stuck in a portrait for ten years. No wonder he's so stupid

Friends: Rowan Khanna, Ben Copper, Bill Weasley, Penny Haywood, Nymphadora Tonks, Talbott Winger, Badeea Ali, Tulip Karasu, Jae Kim, Chiara Lobosca, Charlie Weasley, Barnaby Lee, and Liz Tuttle

Love Interest: Rowan Khanna

Dorm mates: Rowan Khanna, Merula Snyde, Ismelda Murk, Liz Tuttle, Skye Parkin

Pets: Amla the cat, Daliah the chicken, and the other farm animals

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Trivia:

- She loves animals

- Wants to become a healer

- ROWAN AIN'T DEAD BITCH

- Kind but omfg she can turn scary

- messes around with random muggle objects

- very good at potions

- Her family and Rowan's family are very close