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alexdelray1 · 6 months

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Hi! I wanted to request a mizu x reader with the same glasses as her just the actual lenses are black out so you can't see her eyes at all because they're heterochromatic

Sorry that it took so long.

Mizu x fem Reader.

-Listen. If he's not a millionaire, it means I have to go. - I said to Yuri, closing my eyes.

-He's even pretty, and why do you need a millionaire? - my friend who was standing behind the counter asked me. Yuri has been a prostitute for about 2 years, but most of the time she just serves drinks in this brothel. All I do here is kill troublemakers. Some guy wants to take one of the girls home? Maybe another weird-smelling drink? Or maybe you want to come to this black room with me?

-Because a millionaire would have to hide from beating me and wouldn't do it as often as a normal man. Wait, is this a samurai? - I asked, looking at the corner of the brothel bar. There was a guy sitting there with a cape and a big hat. I couldn't see him very well through my tinted glasses.

-A millionaire would also find out that you're not actually blind and you're just pretending to get permission from the geisha to wear them.- Yuri replied and I quickly corrected myself so as not to look like I was looking at something.

-Shhhhhh. Someone else will hear. Give me my cane. I'll go to him and tell him I'll give him a drink at the brothel's expense. Maybe I'll finally end up with a big dick in my cunt instead of constant fingering, and it's done in such a way that I have to wonder every now and then whether someone has accidentally torn my uterus with a fingernail. It's not that I'm a prostitute, but sometimes when there aren't many brawlers and the geisha gets angry, I'll find some cutie with a six-pack.

-Okay, here you go. Just remember that it may kill you, so don't take too many risks. - she said and handed me the cane.

I got up and started walking towards him, pretending that I sometimes trip over things, but without spilling the drink that I had previously received with the cane.

I sat down in front of him and poured sake into his glass.

-You're not going to book any escorts?- I asked him with a smile.

-I'm not here for such things and I don't want to be infected with syphilis or another venereal disease.- he replied without any deep emotions. I looked at his face. His forehead was covered with a hat and his eyes were covered with glasses similar to mine, only his had orange lenses so I couldn't see the color of his eyes.

-You don't have to worry about such things with me. It's true that I had several sexual partners, but each of them was a virgin. - I encouraged him.

-So you specialize in virgins. You must have a hard time getting them into bed or you rarely have an orgasm. - he commented and smiled slightly.

-You don't know how. You usually have to pretend with these people, otherwise they will get so angry and may not pay you. And by the way, your glasses… Are they a family heirloom? - I asked him curiously.

-Not really they just help me just like yours help you, don't they? - he asked and smiled. Throughout the entire conversation, I forgot that my glasses had fallen down a bit. My one eye was green and the other was black.

I fell silent and adjusted my glasses.

-So you're trying to hide your eyes too? Yours are much better than mine. - he said and opened his glasses slightly so that I could see his blue eyes.

-During this short conversation, we revealed our important secrets.- I commented and adjusted my kimono.

-If you want, I can show you one more secret.- he said and I waved my head.

He took my hand and we went to one of the private rooms.

-Reader is busy today.- Yuri commented.

#x reader #fem reader #blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #mizu x reader #lesbian pride

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waterfallofspace · 3 months

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What sneeze trope or snezario do you think is sorely underrated/would you like to see MORE of on snzblr?

Okay I... have two different answers to this!!! (technically four but shhhhhh <3)

Underrated: - Smoke blown lightly into the face of someone who is just so sensitive/allergic to it~ (not that it doesn't get it's fair share of acknowledgement, I mean it's not gone, but like... I don't see enough!! of it!! for how hot!! it is!!) - Someone who is practically allergic to their partner because their partners interests/lifestyles are just soaked with their allergens. (picture with me, someone with such bad hayfever and animal allergies, just head over heels for this farm/country loving partner. Every day their partner gets home and has to shower immediately, smirking as the telltale fits begin since... I mean... allergies or not, they just look so good all roughed up and dirty- how can you not wanna kiss them?? or someone who works at a flower shop with a partner with horrific pollen allergies, perfume store, pet store, the list goes on~)

Want To See More Of:

This is it's own thing because.... well it's not lacking. But I'm just such a sucker for any type of situation where they're close together, and one just.... j-just has to sneeze... so bad.... but for whatever reason (whether a game, to please the partner, hiding, or to taunt them) cannot do so. And so they hitch, and they holdback, and they build up, and eventually they stifle because it's just too much- and slowly the tickle grows, and grows, auhguehuhg- (bonus points if they muffle/stifle these against their partner, though in my mind there's uh... a lack of mess <3)

And honestly in a little selfish/my own opinion one, I always love to find one with a real itchy allergy scenario, where there's not a lot of focus on the mess aspect..? I mean Waterfall Is Not A Fluids Person is pretttyyyy well known in my friend group, and while I completely respect people who are into that, I definitely start melting when they have their heldback, hitchy, desperate fit and stay pretty dry throughout~

This was a bit long, but thanks for asking!~

also omg welcome to "waterfall doesnt know what a 'trope' is the saga" bc what is a trope and what's just a thing guys i have no idea ;-;

#waterfallasks #thank you poni!!~ I love seeing you in here #and if I may!! i shall shoot the same back to you if you wish to answer!!#also again gonna put in the tags here im not really a mess/spray/fluids person #but i do not hate on that aspect at all!! its completely good and valid to want it in your fics/content!#and i am NOT saying that i dont have a good supply without- i know im not alone in those preferences #so not meant to hate on anyone at ALL or be like “ewwww why cant i have MY thing”#just a personal preference that I'm always happy to see stuff of <3

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jinkookspencil · 1 year

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aquarium date | ksj drabble

description/tw: seokjin drabble / ~0.8k words / seokjin x reader (f) / fluff suggestive - references to hard-ons, sex, horniness, and d!ck / established relationship / anything in italics is meant to be said in a slightly different way like they're imitating one another or it's just in a funny voice / not really a fic, just an imaginary suggestive conversation between jin and his s.o. at an aquarium / saw a tank & a fish just like this and immediately thought of this scenario sksksk - forgot about it then wrote it one morning when i remembered so i wouldn't forget lol / also disclaimer aquariums can suck & treat animals horribly so just imagine this is in one with excellent conditions for sea creatures <3

“I wonder how they don’t kill or attack each other,” Seokjin mumbled beside you. You had been thinking the same thing while staring into the gigantic tank at the aquarium. This one tank housed more marine animals than you’d ever seen previously in your life. Different species of many different colors and shapes, all coexisting right before your eyes. You must’ve spent a good ten minutes reading the informational charts by the glass, and Seokjin was clearly mesmerized too - weirdly silent after cracking non-stop jokes when he saw the penguins.

Looking back up at the tank, something caught your eye.

“Seokjin-ah,” you giggle, lightly shoving him with your shoulder. It was only then that you’d realized you had held his hand at some point. So with your free hand, you point at the fish swimming around that caught your attention - a large one with a blue dorsal fin and a gigantic bill sticking out from between its eyes.

“Seokjin-ah, look. That’s you in the mornings.”

Your boyfriend looks back at you in confusion, but it’s not long before he understands, immediately waving your hand down after you pointed it around, imitating Seokjin’s morning wood.

“Ya!” he tries to protest from beside you, but when the fish reappears he finally allows himself to laugh and couldn’t stop.

“See how it’s swimming around? Like it’s looking for something? That’s exactly you in the mornings looking for me when I wake up before you. Walking around with your hard dick sticking out. Like 'Jagiya? Jagiya?!'”

Right on cue, the fish snaps around like it’s actually asking the question and playing along. Tears of laughter stream from Seokjin’s face, which is still undeniably red even while he tries to hide it in his hands. “Jagi - hehehe - Jagiya..... shhhhhh.”

“Do they have a little kitchen in this tank? If he’s looking for her, she’s probably there, preparing a little something for him. Like me. Can’t you guys just be patient? Then again, kitchen sex is always fun. In this case, I guess it’s coral sex.”

Seokjin wipes away the final tears that escape him as he looks back at the tank.

“You’re bigger, though,” you whisper when the fish returns closer to you, it’s large bill on full display.

Seokjin giggles again before abruptly stopping…. and then giggling even louder.

“Oh, yah,” he calls out, pointing at a fish not far behind the Seokjin-billed one - you had been too focused on it to see much else. This fish was faster, smaller, trailing the other.

“And that’s you. If that was me in the morning, then that’s you later in the evenings, trying to find me. See? Do you see how fast she’s swimming behind the other one? That’s you jogging around the apartment when you want to jump on me or show me your lingerie. I still don't understand why you speed-walk around our little apartment. As if I’m going somewhere. I’m just there. Ready and excited for you at any time. And you’re running around like Baby? Baby? Baby? Seokjin-ah? Seokjin-ah?”

The fast flapping of the fish’s fins were in tune with Seokjin’s spot-on imitation of you. You laughed just as hard as he did.

“Ya, fishy," he says towards the glass, "If you’re looking for him he’s just in the coral game room and he’s probably thinking about you too. Go look for him he’s… he’s already hard.”

You let out a chuckle, lightly shoving his shoulder before resting your head on it.

“You’re so cute when you’re horny,” he whispers. “I have to admit your little rush turns me on. Running - or flapping - around for me and my body, like you can’t wait for it….”

“Can you blame me? I have to admit I get turned on by you and your, you know, gigantic dick sticking out for me.”

“Jagiya...... you can’t just say 'your gigantic dick' in a public place,” Seokjin says in a hushed tone, and you practically feel the heat of embarrassment radiating from him, almost as much as you feel the vibrations of his laughter on his shoulder.

“We’ve been talking like this the entire time, and now you draw the line? No one can hear us,” you say quietly, looking around to confirm your suspicions. No one was close enough to hear you.

“No, it’s not necessarily that… I know no one’s here…. But, it’s hearing you talk about my gigantic dick, imagining you all… excited… I tried to say... I’m already….”

“Seokjin,” you look at him in shock, but he just clears his throat and scratches the back of his head. His tell.

“Ready to go home?”

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sn0wbat · 1 year

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my vampire dudes, but they're all teens here and half of them aren't vampires yet

in the order of drawing,

RUNE, 15 (1986)

recently started to realize that he may actually be a vampire for real. ah shit

full of acne :^)

dabbles in writing songs and poetry but he's embarrassed about it so nobody gets to see it. shhhhhh

wants to start a band... problem is, he has literally no friends because he's a socially anxious mess.

hides his ears. haha vampires are not real what are you talking about. who believes that

parents, very concerned, probably already pulled him out of public school???

EINARR, 15 (999)

wrong puberty misery hell. he only recently figured it out. hasn't really told anyone besides his very closest friends and family. this is basically from that short six month timeframe

the only boy in the sewing room. feels very out of place in there :/

like don't get him wrong, he still thinks sewing itself is fun and very useful. he just wishes it wasn't literally equated with femininity somehow?? it's literally just a skill???? why is it a Woman Thing according to his people. booooo

anyway; do not ever make him take off his little cloak, He Will Murder You

likes his alone time! if you need him, he's probably in the local forest somewhere. or at the stony beach.

father later outs him to the entire village during the annual jól feast, which was vaguely planned, sure, but he didn't know exactly what moment, so uh that was overwhelming

MORTEN, 15 (2014)

basically lives in hoodies at this point. they're not sure why yet, it simply just feels the least wrong hAHAH

yeah they tried short hair once, but they weren't sure if they really liked it. ended up growing it out again the coming years.

so freakin confused about... most things honestly

socially awkward. no idea how to make friends.

probably a tumblr kid hgfdjghdjgfd

BAT, 15 (1742)

only became a vampire the previous year, so the bat form wasn't quite ready yet at this point :/

pirate kid who gets up to mischief way too often. yeah that's a deliberate present tense, he still does that

memory issues?? psssht nah not a problem :)

yet.

obviously he changed the least

#low stakes 🦇#my art #readmore has been added :) finally #can't say i really like how bat turned out but hhhh

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hulijingemperor2 · 9 months

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At night, Meng shi was in her room, waiting for another cutsomer, until someone came tripping over 'his' clothes.

For some reason, this person kind of resembled Lan Wangji.

Meng Shi: *giggling* be careful.

X: yea yea I got this! I got this, Madam.

Meng Shi: ah OK.

X: *fastening their belt* dang old thing!

Meng shi: *confused*

X: I'm good!

Meng Shi: *laughing nervously* aha, now would you like some wine?

X: of course I do, dude. Don't be stingy with your Yunping wine.

*sits*

Meng shi: *serves them wine* I have never heard anyone call me dude before.

X: *gulps it down* yea, us rouges are cool like that. You're a pretty dude.

Gimme another.

Meng Shi: thank you, i guess. Here you go.

X: ah!

Beautiful lady, I go to a prison school.

*hiccups* and they don't let me have any alcohol. No meat either!

Meng Shi: oh my goodness.

Well that doesn't sound fun at all.

What sect do you belong to?

X: I'm a Rouge. But I'm taking classes in the Lan sect.

Meng Shi: ohhh, I figured.

I heard that they're really strict and a bit archaic.

X: I know right.

Meng Shi: what's your name?

X: jinming. But you can call me Ming jieji~~ Gongzi! Ming Gongzi.

And yours?

Meng Shi: Meng Shi.

Jinming: pretty name!

*squishes dimples* are those dimples?!

Meng Shi: *sarcasm* nah it's just a sink in my face.

Jinming: *cracking up* oh goodness you're so hilarious!

Be sarcastic again nah.

Meng Shi: first tell me if you have hired a courtesan or a comedian?

*whispers* does being a comedian pay more? I'm kinda on a hustle.

Jinming: ahahahahaha!! Miss Meng, can I kidnap you?

Meng Shi: hey hey hey, I don't want to go to your prison school. I'm fine here.

Jinming: I knew that would turn you off.

Note to self, don't tell anyone where you go to school.

Meng Shi: lol.

Now come. Lie on the bed.

Jinming: uh...what are you going to do to me?

Meng Shi: entertain you, Ming Gongzi.

Jinming: like how?

Meng Shi: have you been here before? Do you know how a brothel works?

Jinming: yea I do. But I just visit for their wine and live performances.

Meng shi: come relax! I'll dance for you or play the pipa and the Qin.

I like the left side of the bed.

Jinming: (gosh if she becomes too intimite then she'll realise that I'm not a man. This Shi meimei would run me out like a dog.)

Meng Shi: *grabs their arm* come with me Ming Gongzi

Jinming: I'm not ready, Miss Meng.

How about we play chess!

Wei qi?! Mjoung?

Liu bo.

Meng Shi: afterwards, Gongzi.

Jinming: *trips, then her hair untied*

Um....oops?

Meng Shi: *squeals* you're!!!

Jinming: *covers Meng Shi's mouth*

Shhhhhh.

Meng Shi: *terrified*

Jinming: Shi Meimei, I could explain. Relax!

Come have some water.

Meng Shi: what kind of joke is this?! You aren't allowed here! Or are you??

You're into women?

Not that I have a problem, but I strictly pleasure men.

Jinming: Shi meimei I can explain. Please listen to me.

But first lemme release my melons.

Cosplaying a guy isn't easy at all.

Meng Shi: tell me.

Jinming: I just wanted someone to talk to.

Someone who would listen to me talking about my love life and living in a strict environment. I need a sister. *pouts*

Meng shi: i can relate. *smile* I want a sister too.

But luckily I have Sisi.

She's like my little sis.

Jinming: do you have room for an elder sister?

Meng Shi: of course.

Now spill the beans. I'm making green tea.

It will prevent a hangover.

Jinming: thanks Shi meimei.

I'm San Jinming, now Lan Jinming. A Rouge with no parents. My great uncle sent me to Gusu lan to learn cultivation.

Now I'm an official member of the Gusulan sect.

However I fell in love with Qingheng Jun, Master Lan Qiren's older brother. And Qingheng Jun is pretty much in love with me.

Meng Shi: aw waw!!

Jinming: he told me that he wants to kidnap me and hide me in the cloud recesses.

Meng shi: ayyyy how romantic!

Jinming: but I'm confused about him. He's cold and icy, but warm and super hot.

One time I accidently cut myself and then he cut himself in the same place.

Qingheng gege has the sweetest little philosophies about life, yet he gets drunk on the first cup of wine, breaking his own rules for me.

Meng Shi: interesting.

Jinming: then there's his evil strict brother.

He made me write down 3000 Lan rules.

My poor hand was so sore that I couldn't lift my sword the next morning.

Meng Shi: he's that strict?!

What did your Qingheng Gege do?

Jinming: *sips tea* he defends me every time from that Lan dragon!

But sometimes he secludes himself.

He meditates for a few days well.

Meng Shi: oh.

*sips tea*

Jinming: meimei, meimei. Can I tell you a secret?

Meng Shi: tell me.

Jinming: we're planning on getting married soon!!!

Meng shi: whhhaatttt!!! Congrats!!

Jinming: thank you. *blushing* meimei.

Meng Sni: you two will make an adorable couple.

Jinming: mhm.

But I can't stand my bother-in-law.

It's, don't do this, don't do that. You should abstain from fun. Write down this, write down that, do handstands, don't let them touch your headband. Like why are they so damn strict. I will lose it!

Meng Shi: but you love Qingheng gege.

Jinming: *cries* I do love Qinghemg gege.

Meng shi: poor thing.

Jinming: I'm a Rouge like xue Gongzi and his gf.

No one in this world can control me.

Meng Shi: right. No one is meant to be controlled.

Jinming: exactly.

That's why I came here.

I can't talk to anyone in the cloud recesses because they're all a part of a qiren cult.

Meng Shi: haha, and if you say anything, then Qingheng gege would hear it and become sad.

Jinming: right.

I can't be calling his brother a tyrant worst than Xue chongtai and Wen Gongzi combined in front of him.

Meng shi: *laughing* oh dear. Don't stress ok.

Jinming: do you any any tips.

Meng Shi: just breathe in, smile. And ignore the things that piss you off.

Jinming: ok then. Thanks meimei.

Jinming: I'll try not to.

Meimei, you know.

Future Madam Jin and Yu Ziyuan picked a fight with Cangse Sanren and Wei Cangse.

Meng Shi: really?! Whyy?!!

Jinming: I heard Yu Ziyuan suspected that Jiang Fengmian cheated on her with Cangse Sanren..

Meng shi: *gasps* oh my God.

Is that true.

Jinming: no. But I heard a rumor that Jiang fengmian had a tiny tiny crush on Cangse Sanren.

Yet it's not serious.

I don't know what to believe..

Meng shi: this is intriguing.

What did Cangse Sanren say?

Jinming: "maybe Jiang Gongzi loves me more cuz I'm not sour like you"

Meng Shi: wow!!

What a comeback.

She's so savage!

Jinming: yet she got the taste of Zidian after.

That's Yu Ziyuan's purple lighting whip.

Meng shi: ouch.

Meng shi: I'm so surprised that the future Madam Jin can have a friend.

She's so cold and mean.

Jinming: I know right.

Maybe they have the same personality

Meng Shi: yea. Bossy alike.

Jinming: yea.

Jinming: *hugs* Shi meimei!!! I'm so happy to speak to you!!

Meng Shi: your company was nice too dear.

Feel free to come back in disguise. And fill me in with some Jianghu gossip.

Jinming: certainly will, meimei!

Wait. Here's a few taels.

And yes you're really pretty and hella talented.

Meng Shi: thank you so much. *hugs*

#the huli jing emperor #backstory #meng shi #madam lan #friendship

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rhythm-twist-and-bones · 2 months

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The Situation we're in:

Four brothers fall from a dark portal. A blue clad Softshell, a purple wearing Red Ear Slider, an orange adored Alligator Snapper and a red dressed Ornate Box Turtle.

Out fell the eldest and youngest together side by side, then the Slider flopped on top the large Box turtle and the Softshell stumbled out last before proudly stopping himself for tripping.

His brothers all look up at him with matching looks of frustration.

LEO!

Hey! It wasn't me this time?! *He checks behind him but the portal was already gone*

Mm hm *The slider rolls his eyes and off his big brother's shell*

Don't "Mm hm" at me! *He stomps over and helps the Alligator Snapper up and his twin helps up their the box turtle brother*

Is that a house...? *The youngest asked standing up*

In the middle of nowhere's-ville? *He gestures to the building then the surrounding forest* No thank you..!

Too bad, I'm checking it out. Let's go Donnie *The Alligator Snapper bolted towards the house, his older brothers watching with varying degrees of bewilderment*

Maybe they have an underground facility?

*Donnie lights up running after Mikey* MAYBE THERE'S ALIENS IN THE BASEMENT!

OR MAYBE GHOSTS!

*Leonardo sighs after them* Let's go.. we are outnumbered here...

That doesn't make any sense two plus t- *The Softshell covered his older brother's mouth*

The math isn't important, big guy.

It's Mikey and Don... we're outnumbered *He gestures in their direction as if to emphasize his point*

… *sigh* You're right

Always am *He puffs his chest smugly*

Now you're just lying to me.. *Raph deadpans, Leo deflates and heel turns*

Let's just go make sure they don't die *He whips around to sticks his tongue out at him*

[Elsewhere]

Out of a onyx portal four other turtles drop. A Alligator Snapper, Softshell, a Slider and a Box Turtle

*The Snapper sits up abruptly throwing off the box turtle and slider, the latter of which lands face first*

GUYS?! *Raphael checked around counting his brothers in his head as they clamored and climbed to their feet*

What ever happen.... *Mikey begins calmly* DONNIEDIDIT!

Did not! *He hisses, neatly dusting himself off*

Where are we!? *Leonardo's muffled complaints aren't easy to ignore* I have to work!

Leo's the one with the sword he doesn't know how to use! *The slider snapped up*

¡Cállate! I don't even touch that thing! *He storms over wiping the dirt from his face*

Wait you don't?

Guys. *Mikey concerns go unheard with his elder brother's calls for attention*

Mhm.. Sure, visible disbelieving eyeroll

¡Anaranjado, me dio el contrabando robado!

Guys, there's something over there

*The bickering trio stop and look up*

It looks like a house.

Duh

I'm hiding your caffeinated coffee stash.

*Gasp* Gasp

*The younger turtles look to each other, Mikey grins*

No. *The eldest all know that expression*

Yes!

Mikeyy..

*Mikey bounds off with Donnie following behind him, rolling his eyes light heartedly*

*Sigh* We shouldn't leave them unsupervised

They're going to try to break into a house in the middle of a forest.. *He adjusts his sleeve cuff*

..And it's Donatello and Michelangelo... Of course we should supervise them!

*They follow the two with significantly less enthusiasm*

Do you think there will be traps?

*Leo frowns and both subtly widen their stride*

[With the Third]

An decorated group of turtle are dazed as the dark portal disappears.

The Ornate Box Turtle wobbles to his feet, the Spiny Softshell and Red Eared Slider sit battleshell to shell trying to recompose themselves, the Alligator Snapper was kneeling beside them.

Anyone else's ears ringing? *Mikey asked rubbing his ears*

Shhhhhh!

*Mikey winces and the softshell blinks taking a deep breath and pulling his head set back on* Sorry, Angelo.. The answer is yes...

Huh? *Leonardo had elbowed him, very intentionally*

*He rolled his eyes in response sighing* You didn't have to hit me

*Leo huffs, crossing his arms and looking away*

Sorry, what did you want attention for?

Um, guys.. where are we...?

*The slider flails in exasperation* Oh..

Huh....Oh!

This is not New York..

*Leo heaved a sigh, running a hand over his face,*

*Michaelangelo's eyes widen and he points behind them making his big brothers snap in that direction*

Is that a house?

That's what Raph was tryi-

In the middle of nowhere?

We should check it out! *Mikey prances toward the building*

*Exchanging a look with his brothers Leo begins walking towards it as well with a shrug*

Really!? It could be dangerous what if you get hurt!?

*Donnie half-heartedly shrugs* If we die, we die.

Donnie!

Make haste, brother

You can't go messing around in places?!

*His little brothers pause and turn to stare at him, Leo openly snickering at him* Your kidding...?

That has never stopped us before

*Raph jogs over to meet them*

Didn't you get your Mystic weapons by "messing around in places?" *Donnie raised an eyebrow*

*Raphael sighed in defeat as his youngest brother adamantly drags him along towards the house*

We don't even know where we are...

*Leonardo pats his arms sympathetically just as unbothered as their younger brother*

#Ask The Rising Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #Ask Famila Bones #Ask Turtle Twist #Ask Rhythm & Rhyme #Rottmnt RP Blog #Rottmnt Ask Blog #Traditional Stars

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the-kingshound · 2 years

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Arthur when MC's romancing someone who's not them (this will be the last one for now, sorry for spamming you lol):

Arthur, who is taking MC on a tour of the palace: And this is a spot in the gardens, which is very quiet, and private. Literally no one comes around here, ever, so it's a great spot if you want to do something private, like, I don't know, have an affair with [X] behind my back-

Alternative scenario:

Someone: Hey, Arthur, look, your spouse and [X] are kissing. Wow, they're really bad at hiding their affair-

Arthur: Shhhhhh, don't ruin the moment.

Arthur: *happy noises*

#arthur is a supportive spouse #and a great wingman #arthur

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newvegascowboy · 2 years

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whoops late to the party! if you’re still taking asks then how about… 3 & 10 for Red and 4 & 8 for Reyes?

ofc!! ヾ(^▽^*)))

3. Is there any weird habits your oc has?

Red has always kind of talked to themselves, but the habit gets worse after owb and dead money. they're always pretty embarrassed to get caught talking to themselves.

10. Is there anything your oc wants or likes that they have to keep secret, like a guilty pleasure? Anything that would get them ostracized, attacked, or just insulted for saying it out loud?

Red kind of treats all their pleasures like guilty pleasures because someone knowing what they like just feels personal. There's no way to hide that under any sort of shroud or façade - you either like it or you dont. (however - and i'd feel remiss if i did not mention this - they like having their hair pulled)

4. Are there any secrets your oc has shared with other characters? If so, who, and what secrets?

Reyes really only considers her secrets to be feeling responsible for her sister's death, and her actions at Bitter Springs - both things she shares with Vulpes at some point.

She also shares certain things with Boone but shhhhhh

8. What’s something that your oc is insecure about? Something that someone could say to them that would really get under their skin?

She doesn't like her military career being brought up, but she's not insecure about it. I dont think there's anything she's actually insecure of, per se, as a woman in the military she felt like she had to own everything she's ever done in order to be untouchable.

#fallout #kal talks #asks #courier red #courier reyes #ty!!! took me a while but i just got to my computer

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moistmailman · 5 years

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Confidence booster

Yang: Hey, what are you girls doing?

Ruby: We talked up Jaune's confidence so he would have the courage to ask Pyrrha out. So we're watching it unfold now.

Yang: Oh really?

Ruby: Yep.

Yang, watching Jaune:..............20 dollars that he chokes when Pyrrha smiles.

Ruby: Yang, betting on our friend's love life is just wrong an-

Weiss, shaking Yang's hand: You're on. We made Jaune very confident. I gave him the best motivation speech ever. So there's no way he'll choke this

Ruby: Weiss, really?! We shouldn't make this into a game! This is a serio-

Blake: I'm with Yang. 20 dollars that he chokes.

Ruby: You literally helped us give him confidence! Why are you betting against him?!

Blake: I'm not confident in the confidence we gave him. He's going to choke as soon as she smiles.

Weiss: Okay, the bet is settled. You want in this, Ruby?

Ruby: No! Your moral compasses are all messed up!

Yang: SHHHHHH! He's approaching her! Shut it!

Jaune, oozing confidence: Hey Pyr.

Pyrrha, turning around: Hello Jaune.

Yang, quietly chantly: Choke choke choke choke choke.

Weiss: Shut up! You're going to jinx it!

Blake: Wouldn't jinxing it be her saying the exact opposite of it?

Yang, crossing her fingers: Don't choke don't choke don't choke don't cho-

Ruby: All of you shut up! They're talking!

Jaune, smiling: So how was your day?

Pyrrha: My day was wonderful. Thank you for asking. What about you?

Jaune: My day was absolutely fantastic. I have a question to ask you actually.

Weiss: Come on, Arc! Make me proud. Make me money!

Ruby: Hush!

Pyrrha, smiling happily: Yes, Jaune? How can I help you?

Yang, smirking: And here it comes.

Weiss: Oh shut up. Jaune is not going to choke just because Pyrrha's smi-

Blake: He stopped talking.

Weiss: What?

Pyrrha, concerned: Jaune, are you alright?

Jaune, blushing madly:.........................

Pyrrha, waving her hand in front of his face: Helllllooooooo? Jaune? Are you alright?

Jaune, absolutely losing all of the confidence:......................

Weiss: SON OF A BITCH!

Yang: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MAMA MADE SOME MONEY!

Pyrrha: What?

Weiss: YOU ARE A SON OF A BITCH, ARC! YOU LOST ME MONEY! I HAD FAITH IN YOU! I ACTUALLY BELIEVED IN YOU!

Blake: So when are you giving us that money by the way?

Weiss: SHUT UP!

Ruby, hiding her face in shame: Oh my God.

Pyrrha, staring at them:........ooookay? Jaune, let's go get you some fresh air. *Puts her hand on his shoulder*

Jaune, out of his stupor: WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME?!

Pyrrha, blushing: What?!

Weiss, jumping up excitedly: YESSSSSSS! I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU, ARC! NEVER LOST FAITH THE WHOLE TIME!

Yang: SON OF A BITCH! YOU SUCK, ARC!

Blake: Well, there goes 20 dollars.

Ruby: And there goes my pride for my team.

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #ruby rose

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riversong-and-harleyquin-blog · 7 years

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A Life Like This-Chapter Two (School day)

"What. The. Fuck. Is. She. Wearing?"

I hear snickers as I walk down the hallway, I haven't changed anything from my norm. Black choker, spiked bracelets, black glasses, black hoodie over a black cute Tee, white skinny jeans, and my black converses with pink laces. My hair is pulled pack to a ponytail, black with red tips. My bangs hang in my face to hide my tears. The names they call mean nothing to me...its the fact that their true.

My shoes don't make a sound as I slip around the corner, and into the girls bathroom. I check the stalls before running to the last one, the big one, locking the door, and curling up in a ball in the corner. This is one of my Mental Breakdowns. This is a small one, they happen every week or so. When I build all the hatred, anger, sadness, depression, etc, so much that I can't hold it in anymore. The medium ones consist of grabbing the closest guy to me and sobbing into his chest like phsyco. The big ones...well it hasn't happened in public, but it can. Its when I drop where I am and curl up into the tightest ball possible for my lanky body, sob loudly and uncontrollably almost wailing, and violently shake...its gotten that bad only a few times.

I have two lunch periods due to my great schedule so I seat myself alone somewhere quiet (like the girls bathroom) for this lunch, then second lunch I go and chill with EeVile. I don't eat lunch.

I slip out of the stall when I can breath again after having an anxiety attack. I glide over to the mirror, and yank my thick black glasses off my face shoving them into my leather sachle. I wash my face with cold water, getting the redness off of it. I run my damp fingers through my black, swooshed, thick bangs. I dry my face and throw away the paper towel.

I began to reach for the door when it springs open, knocking the breath out of me, and causing a small anxiety attack.

Its Jax, the school quarter back. Its not unusual for guys and girls to go into the same restroom teachers don't give a fuck about what kids are doing as long as they don't see it.

I go to slip by him and leave but grabs my arm, I try to pull away but he throws me back. I takes my bag off ready to fight, fist to fist. He simply turns away...to lock the door.

"Listen up sugarplum, I want you. I don't wanna date you. I wanna fuck you, and I'm gonna do it. Weather you like it or not."

A disgusting grin stretched across his face. I swear if he'd twitched it would have shred his eyeballs out.

"Uh... you don't wanna have sex with me!"

"And why's that sweety pie?"

"I. Uh. I have herpes!" I really don't

"Great so do I! Let share!!!"

With that he pounded after me. I leaped sideways, leaving him face first to the wall. I flicked open my home made sammari pocket knife, and prepared to fight. He stood up rubbing his head. "We got ourselves a feisty one!"

"We?"

"Boys, you can come down now."

Just then I noticed the huddled teenagers sitting on the divider of each stall. They hopped off the wall on to the floorbarely making a peep. That's probably why I didn't hear them come in, damn ninja ass mother fuckers.

"Gitter boys!"

"Yeah, real manly, sick your goons on me. That's the best you can do? Bring it on punks!"

They advance forward, but with caution because I still have my sammari knife out. One drops to the floor and fly's across it on his stomach knocking me off my feet, then kicks my knife out of my hand. He sits on top of me until the other two have a hold of my arms and legs. I try punching and kicking, but they're on the football teem, too strong for my 89LB self to fight. I go to my last resort, I hate doing this...

"RAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Dead silence. No one moved. For fear someone could have actually heard me through the 2 foot thick bricks. Their grip didn't loosen, if anything got tighter. When not a sound was made, they continued their extravaganza. The two holding my arms were Ace, and Jack (twins). The two holding my legs were Alex and Peater. They hold me face down to the floor as the one was sitting on me, Jared, goes to the door to make sure no ones trying to come in with the door locked. They flip me over so my back is against the ground. Jax is staddleing my waist, he plants his hands firmly on my hips, he's sliding his hand slowly up my top. I keep squirming and screeching occasionally, going to detour them, it doesn't work. He begins to unbuckle my jeans, I squirm even more. He puts one finger to my lips.

"Shhhhhh, it'll be over soon"

He says with that stretched-face grin of his, his breath smelled of garlic and death. He slides my pants just under my hips, and begins to play with my underwear.

*BANG!!!*

The door to the bathroom fly's open, I'm lying on the floor, crying, and staring at EE. The football players dissapeared, my pants aren't even ruffled, but red marks are still on my wrists. EE runs over to me.

"It was those dead kids again wasn't it...what did they do this time?"

"I don't wanna talk about it."

"Penguinz Gabriel Lorenzal Venicia Gormen Hogs Livnent Sarah Jane Missciant Lovrall Donzer Elizabeth the third! Damn that's a mouth full. You need to talk about this or it will never get better!" "It won't get better if I do, it'll actually get worse, remember? we've tried."

"Those five died in a car accident 3 years ago, they come to you because your the only one who can see them around here. If you act like you can't see them they'll give up and go else where."

"Tried it."

"C'mon, let's go to lunch."

We leave the bathroom, and we find teenagers everywhere. Gocking at us.

"Ah shit. New rumor: Emo Chick fucks Cute Nerd."

"I think they heard you screaming and didn't get over here until just a minuit ago."

"Dammit"

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