#this girl turned gay

[nilefreemans]

like look, when someone offers to help for your cousins wedding because you generally care maybe don't be shitty about it?

"if you need any help at all with the shower or wedding let me know"

"they already have a cake person"

like???? I didn't offer to make a cake??? did I???? fuck.

none of you ever order a cake from me anyways why would I expect you to change now

sorry, I just had a shitty time there, and then they go on about how it's a shame that "their wedding is the same weekend as pride" and that the hotels will be full of the "type of people who go to pride"

literally???? the fuck????

anyways I'll delete this I just have no one to talk to about this

#this girl turned gay #tbd #maybe Ill go to pride instead of the wedding to fucking spite them #sorry ya'll #conservative family #and its downtown Milwaukee #the hotel isnt cheep #Im actually skipping the wedding part and only going to the reception #also? not out #and they talked about how #i was so uncomfortable #homophobia warning

[lemonadeslice]

hello lgbt community. i have a new favorite movie(s).

#working with NASTY colors that HATE each other 💚💖💚💖💚 #re-animator #reanimator #bride of re-animator #so i'm. OBSESSED with this movie and its singular sequel. i just threw it on in the background while i was drawing a couple weeks ago. #and it LATCHED onto my brain with TEETH. with BARBS. it's IN there. blood and guts and stage actors and accidental gay subtext YES baby YES. #it obliterated my momentum on that oc challenge. my brain turned into green glow stick goo and it was all i could think about. #anyway. using her 37th anniversary to dump a bunch of sketches!!! this is not all of them!!! it is horror movie seasonnn!! let's go girls!!! #sorry if you followed me two years ago bc i drew baby yoda and now i'm drawing screaming women ripping out their own hearts. my bad.

[raccoonwxrks]

Two things to know about me:

1- I love women

2- I'm a fucking cinephile

So I decided to mix these two things and BOOM! Bsd girls x Horror movies ✌️

#bungo stray dogs fanart #digital art #bungou gay dogs #bsd girls #higuchi ichiyo #gin akutagawa #lucy maud montgomery #mizuki tsujimura #ozaki kouyou #yosano akiko #kyoka izumi #elise #naomi tanizaki #teruko okura #horror movies #final girl #me and my obsession for horror movies with cool women #btw I'm very proud for how Lucy and Elise turned out

[bigskyandthecoldgun]

“steve uses the harrington charm” this, “steve uses all his typical flirting playbook moves” that, give me a steve who assumes that since he’s crushing on eddie, who’s a guy, he has to use moves that girls usually use on guys in order to get eddie to recognize that he’s flirting.

give me steve thinking that since eddie isn’t a girl, all the usual flirting he does won’t work, so he assumes he should use the moves girls he’s dated have used on him instead. give me steve tilting his head and batting his eyelashes and asking a very perplexed eddie to explain something about cars or sports since “guys are just so smart about this stuff.” give me steve playing up being cold until eddie gives him his jacket, give me steve feeling up eddie’s biceps and going “wow, you must work out a lot. oh, you don’t? could’ve fooled me, your muscles are, like, so big.” give me eddie being so bewildered because steve keeps laughing at jokes that probably aren’t as funny as he’s making them out to be, or eddie being perplexed by steve twirling his hair or smiling coyly while trailing his fingers over the tattoo on eddie’s forearm.

just steve absolutely laying on the moves, but they’re not his usual moves. robin is incredibly amused and has resigned herself to eventually explaining that the gender of the person steve’s flirting with doesn’t necessarily have to change his approach (only once the comedy of the situation dies down, of course). eddie is utterly bewildered, because other than this, steve is acting totally normal.

#eddie being particularly baffled about the cars and sports comment #that’s the one tactic that backfires on steve #because eddie immediately turns around and goes “didn’t you play that????” #“steve “he’s a guy so i have to be the girl” harrington #robin “that’s not how being gay works” buckley #eddie “what the fuck is happening” munson #just absolute shenanigans because it’s the 80s and gender roles are so Heavily Ingrained into the politics of dating #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #robin buckley

[mishavoltaire]

was talking to my sister and she said she understands why people like astarion but he's "isn't he shitty"

so this was born, yeah he's shitty but he's MY SHITTY ELF CUNTYFACE VAMPIRE shitty

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #my sister really dont gets it but girl look at me and my lucio (from arcana game) body pillow and think for a second why i WOULDNT enjoy him #i love my men shitty and cuntyfaced #im so sad i cant play bg3 yet but when i do... #“THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY GAY ELVES SERVING FACE WHEN I TURN AROUND OR SO HELP ME GOD”- that one astarion post #he do be serving face all the goddamn time tho

[queerstudiesnatural]

dolly parton's jolene, conan gray's heather, olivia rodrigo's lacy, and little big town's anonymous girl crush should all hold hands and kiss. actually. most powerful polycule in history.

#girls that turn jealous straight girls gay and jealous gay boys straight because they're so enchanting #<3 #rain posts

[risingscorchingsuns]

kani’s had enough

#she’s the real victim here #watching these oblivious gays take turns on the brain cell #our girl is TIRED #like can they please just kiss and get it the fuck OVER WITH #hikaru eritora #leon scribbles #demon slayer #rengoku kyojuro #demon slayer oc #kny

[kjarlmarx]

margot robbie is for real turning your kids gay like tell me why i’ve seen barbie with different straight girls 3/5 times and all three times they kept gasping and whispering in my ear ‘omg she’s so pretty’

#like…. woah #barbie turns straight girls and gay girls double the lesbian #smiled connivingly and mischievously everytime #i did the same thing to them whenever america ferrera came on dw #barbie #glorbie #just rambles

[tofixtheshadows]

"Marcille is gay because she felt Falin up in the bath" boring. Anyone as neurotic as Marcille could act like that.

The biggest canon proof that Marcille is a lesbian is her extremely comphet fantasies of chaste and chivalric men.

Like this is just what lesbians who haven't realized they're lesbians imagine they want from men.

Marcille should not be at the club, but she should be home watching Pride and Prejudice (2005) and Revolutionary Girl Utena.

#musings with Dea #Dungeon Meshi spoilers #this is also a joke before anyone gets cute. let me laugh at the comedy manga #I actually have a lot of complicated thoughts on the bath scene #and they mostly boil down to: Falin was the one who realized it was gay as hell and Marcille was oblivious lmao #the anime made it less gay btw. that's my actual hot take. #the Winged Lion acting like a doting yet respectful bodyguard to a princess specifically for Marcille.... #okay girl it really had your number #if the Lion could have turned into a bishounen it would have #maybe it just didn't feel like it

[donutcats]

I’ll always be a fan of steve always knowing he’s into guys but never acting on it because he lives in small town indiana, and eddie is just a little bit put out that he wasn’t steve’s bisexual awakening.

#steddie #eddie jokes that he wishes he couldve added 'turned steve harrington gay' to his resume #steve’s thankful that he still likes girls because he can get by in life easier #robin knows ofc because he told her once when he was drunk #and he apologized for not telling her in the bathroom of starcourt #but see the thing is he didnt want to take away from Her moment! #she finds it very endearing and thanks him for his thoughtfulness #he absolutely gives her a kiss on the cheek

[darcyolsson]

a few months ago i realised that every girl i've dated/had a serious crush on has come out as transmasc since and that's probably just a coincidence but i think it's very funny to believe i'm not actually bisexual but rather that i am so incredibly straight that i can tell when someone's a man years before they did because that's just how straight i am. i wasnt in a gay relationship i was just investing early

#one of those crushes turning out to be a guy is particularly iconic bc he was every girl's gay awakening when we were in high school #every girl wanted him so bad i'm not even kidding. i'm not sure he was even aware but we were OBSESSED #and then like 5 years after graduation it turned out he wasnt even a girl. literal icon i bet he's been loads of guys' gay awakening too no #personal

[blorbocedes]

i wish u would write: more lesbians!sico 🙏🏻

"Would you still like me if I was a worm?"

Seb asks stupid questions like this, lying belly flop on Nico's dorm bed.

"No. Worms are disgusting." Nico rolls her eyes, carefully cutting out Britney Spears' image from the glossy magazine cover. She's going to mail order that halter top later.

Seb turns to look at her all sad with her freakish blue eyes and floppy hair, about to launch into an explanation about why worms are very important for the ecology, actually. Nico revises her answer. Blame Lewis for insults being her love language.

"I would put you in a terrarium. Plenty of enrichment. Good soil."

"We cannot date if I'm in a terrarium." Seb pouts. Her tee shirt rode up as she moved, exposing a stripe of pale skin. Seb's always pale while Nico gets a flush golden tan in Monaco. Sebastian has gotten this strange impression that simply because they have sex and spend time together afterwards that they're 'dating.' Nico hasn't corrected her on it yet.

"It's frowned upon to date worms." Nico finishes her scrapbooking, scooching over to the squeaky twin sized dorm bed.

"Well, I would date you if you were a worm. Maybe it would be better, I could finally get you to come watch the Return Of The King with me." Seb smiles, linking one of her legs with Nico's, jeans against bare skin.

"How would you get a terrarium in the theatre, genius?" Nico hates that she's playing along this stupid thought experiment, when there's a young, hot body in her bed and she doesn't have class until the afternoon. She runs her fingers against Seb's bare stomach, feels her get goosebumps at the touch.

"I'll-- uh," Seb is momentarily distracted, blinking at Nico, licking her lips, and they really are so red and biteable. "Sneak you in my pocket. Keep you warm."

It's 2004 and none of their jeans have real pockets.

"Yeah?" Nico crawls on top, eyes dark. "Keep me here?" Nico pulls on the fake pocket of her low rise jeans, exposing her hip bone, circling her thumb over it. Seb writhes at the touch. It's very validating, she goes pink wherever Nico touches her, as if Seb isn't the one whose fucked everyone on campus while Nico's relatively new to carpet munching, but a diligent learner.

"Or here?" Nico asks, sliding her hand under Seb's shirt -- squeezing her tit, impossibly warm like a molten core.

"Damn you. Everywhere." Seb begs, promises, pulling Nico down to put her tongue in her mouth.

#seb's a lotr emo band geek so naturally a huge slut. nicos bicurious and breaking up with lewis turned her gay #girl sico #sico my beloved #my ficlets #blorbocedes ask #f1 rpf #hehe I hope you like it ! :3

[inkskinned]

my baby is looking up at him through her lashes. my baby sits on his lap. my baby puts her hands on his hips carefully, stoic almost, plucks his credit card up with a forefinger and thumb.

my baby reads the communist manifesto, draped over my couch, her loose hair falling to scud wisp-ends against my floor. my baby sighs into my collarbone, asks me why more men can't be like me. calls herself a scientist - this an experiment that requires repetition; her palms clutching my sheets.

my baby says tomorrow she's gonna leave him for-real. i tell her there's no rush. i tell her i'm used to the open cut, i already work around it. i've done this a lot anyway. girls that are straight-but. how they slide their hands up my ribs just to test something. their cheeks so pink and their voice so rough.

my baby says - since seeing me, she maybe wants to go back to school again. try something new. move to the city. my baby cut her hair short. has started talking back. says he doesn't do the dishes, says he doesn't get me.

keep thinking 'bout god and the melon i once cracked open on a beach. keep thinking about how it feels to lick a battery. how i like the jump much more than the falling.

my baby leans her body back. my baby almost says my name when she calls for him. my baby says amen in church. she stands tall and pretty. my baby kneels in chapel. and comes home to me.

#spilled ink #warm up #<3 when ur like kind of a fuckboy but it's okay bc shes using u too #you know. when ur the pipeline gay? #deleted line: #''my baby goes through my phone to see the other girls i've ''turned'' #my baby says . huh . #her lips a curl #my baby says - well okay. but i'm not gonna be one of 'em #my baby is one of em

[pinksilvace]

He is... as they say... gender fluid

#brought to you by the startling realization that I don't know anybody in this fandom well enough to go feral under their posts #so I'll do it on my own: #I may be asexual but I would let her RAVAGE me #I find the saturation of Belos romantic selfshippers super interesting actually because I do not want him to kiss me #I want him to throw me across the room and crack my spine under her stilettos and I would thank her #storyboard cursed form my beloved #the owl house #emperor belos #philip wittebane #my art #I'm gay #man I wish I turned into a monster when I entered girl mode. that'd be cool #lesbelosposting #fernart

[nomeniko]

happy lesbian visibility week criticizing muu kusunoki has been banned for the entirety of the next seven days. tread carefully

#rambles #milgram #muu kusunoki #‘why did she turn into a bug’ when ur gay in an all girls school situations just happen sometimes

[pers-books]

Nice to see Jemma 'I've got it, so I'm going to flaunt it' Redgrave looking properly elegant as she does, in fact, flaunt the fact that she may be 60 in January, but she's definitely still got it. 💙

#Girl please! #I fucken swoon #How very dare you #Rude Redgrave Rude #Jemma Redgrave #She's got it and she's flaunting it #JR: Turns the gay up to twelve #Doctor Who