#time to skiddadle

[cucarachaisgay07]

We're on the quest to get them back home, they may never get back to their normal software...

imma just leave this here.. and then flat out disappear off tumblr again :3

#my artwork #my art #my oc art #ight imma head out #time to skiddadle

[bamsara]

They really locked me out of the house when it's dropping between 20 to -15 tonight and no one is answering a phone call 😭

#this is the worst time #sara shush #for context i am in a warm car but my cats are inside sobs #update: #no one was home but i skiddadle

[malxshrine-a]

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#hahaaa so quick update on rl situation #started a new job at a factory and already the area ive in has been goving me a static charge that has me being shocked #on EVERYTHING / ANYTHING metal and ive got to use buttons that have electricity running through them #one button doesnt even have a proper plastic cover on it so to turn it on i have to stick my finger inside it to actually hit it #imagine that. imagine getting shocked for my entire shift EVERYWHERE in little doses and by these buttons w electricity yu know? #ive been there two days and already have to remember 6 machines and im gonna learn more #10 all week despite the rest of the department doing 10 just on sundays and 8 the rest of the week. by the third day they wanted #to have me alone. they didnt even have me in the system to clock in / no badge / no time cards / dodnt tell me all this until monday #here i am thinking shits usual shift time and its not. came in two hours late #hypertension / heart palpitations / high blood pressure just from dealing with knowing i have big gaps in training and they want me alone #me getting shocked to high hell. and knowing even if i WANTED go skiddadle that i COULDN'T #my poor heart been going through it. dealing with them ive been going through it. #NO WONDER PEOPLE NO CALL NO SHOW ON THIS AREA AND YOU CANT KEEP TEMPS #nah cause fuck me running up a damn tree for acorns. tryna relay im being shocked and the girl training me not believing me #til i lit her ass up by touching her on accident through her gloves AND mine. i cant even use my gloves to help #i TRIED THAT. so like she didnt believe me til i made her see had to go to the doctor to not feel like #im being subtly gaslighted into thinking im making a big deal out of nothing and im crazy #i CRIED in the bathroom / before my shift / and after bc i feel off and my anxiety about being shocked is enormous #now i have to deal with paper work while feeling like my chest is being beaten on and squeezed. HAHAAA #im mentally / physically / emotionally going through it. but thank you for coming to my ted talk

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Last night I finally got a 100% with all the road 96 characters, so technically I could finally start engaging with the fandom more, but my completionist ass still wants to see all endings and outcomes and I don't want any spoilers, even though at this point this game is quite predictable and there's not much to spoil

#it feels like im. a doggy. in a zoo. wanting to get into an enclosure to hang out with other canines #but im not like. wild enough yet #i need to first idk get some experience hunting or whatever this metaphor doesnt really work im just always feeling like a dog #anyway #i always got the ending where theres a revolution and florres eventually wins the election after the fighting #ive seen zoe die during the fights and i helped her survive #the same goes for john and alex #i wanna see what happens if you manage to get more people to vote for florres #and i wanna see what happens when you fuck everyone over let zoe die at the border and skiddadle away from petria #also. i joked abt it to my bestie but i should do a run where i let jarod kill me every time we meet. just for funsies for normal reasons #were normal men. were just normal men. or whataver that bear was saying #i guess i could do the 'screw all y'all' and the 'normal about jarod' runs at the same time #i mean if im gonna do the worst possible outcome i might as well see all the deaths for myself #road 96 #bee buzz

[scalpelsister]

larian add body types please i want to make this woman buff

#and i do mean BUFF #abby tlou buff at least lmao #this is me messing around w character editor at this point and not at all an oc announcement or anything lol #literally just me making a thirst trap for myself djfhdk #her name in game is fianna but if she gets oc treatment that wont be her name #fianna is just the gaelige word for like. hunting band its a nonsense word describing what i want her vibes to be based on #in which if i where to give her oc treatment she would be based heavily on either irish or norse warriors from prechristian society #thats also why her face paint is blue! because the only color we know they probably had for facepaint would have been blue #but face paint is not attested strictly so it may very well skiddadle in later forms of this character #the undercut. i have no historical defense for i just liked this beau ass hair style djfhkdjh #but yeah def her entire vibe is like. what if i followed the clearly intended barbarian flavor of celtic / germanic warriors #except im a nerd about it and try to blend real mythos into it #bc i find a lot of pop culture barbs including yasha my angel my beloved to be really hollow reps of that #and at times they lean way too heavy into vague cultural appropriation territory seeking a Tribal Look #when like. most warrior bands where not tribal! fianna for example where ARISTOCRATS #so idk im interested in capturing a recognizable look while also forcing my friends and followers to learn about pre christian europe :) #baldur's gate #my post #update to kick off her char tag bc shes named now #feilan

[buggoblin2]

I heard you were talking [redacted] about me over here.

haha,im in danger!

#its a its a love language alright #*politely insults you* #alright time to skiddadle #bug rants

[liaarxse]

could u headcannons of what the tr characters would do if y/n did this trend with ken, nahoya, chifuyy, baji, kazutora?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8131oTm/

(basically y/n walks away from them whenever they get close)

Nah, cuz it's 2am, and I'm cackling like a madman omfg this is amazing

<3 Here you go, anon:

Headcanons

How would TR characters react to you moving away from them

Characters: Ryuguji Ken, Nahoya Kawata, Matsuno Chifuyu, Keisuke Baji, Kazutora Hanemiya

Warnings: none

A/n: I literally have 40 history lessons to revise in 2 days, and I've gotten nowhere

Ryuguji Ken

Not this shit again

Draken is tired of your games

He had to deal with Toman, some punks, MIKEY and now you?

Kill him

Oops already happened

But he did this to himself

A few days ago he "accidentally" ruined one of your favourite dresses with motor oil and only said sorry

So sorry not sorry Dora

"Hey, Y/n? Want a glass of water?"

"Sure."

Perfect timing

He walked towards you to give you the water

You walked away

....

He took 3 steps forward

You took 3 steps backwards

Again

3 steps forward

3 steps backwards

You made 5 full circles around the couch at this point

"Not this shit again"

He went to sit down because man's tired of this

You felt bad and went to him

He turned to you before he sat down

"What?"

"Sorry, c'mere"

He went to hug you

You took a step back

BITCH

LMAOOOOO

Give him a hug pls

You did ofc

Until you could

I'm not sorry

Y'all spent the night just cuddling and talking about how annoying(ly hot) Mikey is

The next morning you did the prank again

He went back to sleep (and never woke up)

Nahoya Kawata

Who made you do this?

You lost your marbles?

LAST PERSON to do this prank on

But you still did

Stupid

Y'all were just chilling at a park

The sun was setting, giving the landscape a pretty peachy-golden tint

It reminded you of your boyfriend who was chasing squirrels behind you

Yeah, you pretended not to know him

He got tired and went to sit next to you

"What'cha starring at, babe?"

"The sun?"

"Ok"

He left to chase a squirrel that he claimed to look like you

Back to not knowing that person

It was getting pretty late, so you gathered y'alls stuff and got up to leave

He was carrying a dead squirrel in his hands

"Babe, look! I caught your doppelganger!"

"Oh, that's nice baby– MOTHER OF GOD–"

You didn't have a choice that fucker started chasing you with it

He lied that he threw it away

He didn't

Half way towards your house he fished it out of his pocket and shoved it in your face

You screamed and took like a fucking backflip backwards

He slowly walked towards you with his iconic grin obv

"Nahoya, no."

"Nahoya, yes."

"I'm gonna break up with you."

"I'll shove this up your ass while you sleep."

Y'all didn't break up ofc

That continued up until like 3 blocks to your house before he threw it inside a house through an opened window

The night at least ended peacefully

You had a nightmare where he did shove it in your ass

Matsuno Chifuyu

Why?

Like why?

Just why?

This happened while you were at a Toman fight

You got a call from Hina that your boyfriend got hurt

So you skiddadled to the place very quickly since you lived like 7 minutes away

It took you 30

When you got there, the fight had already ended

Your boyfriend noticed you and ran with an opened arm since his other was a tad bit injured

You took a step back

🤨

"Hey babe."

"Why did you do that?"

"Did what?"

He took another step towards you

You took a step backwards

He frowned

"Is it because my uniform is blooded? Wait, gimme a sec"

He took his top off

OOOOOHHH LAWDDDD HAVE MERCEYYYYYYYYY

THEM SCRUMPTIOUS ABS

bite bite

Lmao, who were you kidding

Get em tits

And you did baby gorl

Don't do this to him again though

Keisuke Baji

He just got back

And guess what

Another stray kitty was brought home

You lost count of how many Baji Jr. and Y/n Jr. cats you had

You smiled anyway since it's a kitty after all

"Yo bae, can you please fetch me some kitty clothes to dress up Y/n Jr.?

Ah this time it was you turn

You did of course

And when he walked over to you to grab the clothes

You saw something jump

Then again

And it hit you

Flees

You threw the clothes in his face and ran back

"What the hell?"

"Stay back."

"Why?"

He started walking towards you

You screamed

He was confused af still walking towards you

And you were walking back

This continued for like 7 minutes before you entered the kitchen

You grabbed bug spray

And sprayed him with it

He died

Jkjkjk

He was mad though

Ah, it's fine. You took care of it and cuddled with all 61 cats

Then you saw it again

You jumped out of the window

He jumped after you

Lmao you got flees too

Kazutora Hanemiya

This time, there was no specific reason

You were just watching tiktok with him, laying on your chest, trying to sleep

But he couldn't

This was Mikeys fault

"My wheenie needs to take a whee-whee."

"The mental hospital is 10 minutes away."

He got up and went to the bathroom

Then you landed upon the tiktok

Now this, this is perfection

He came back after like, 2 minutes

He crawled back in bed

You got up

"Huh?"

"What?"

He sat on the edge where you stood

You walked away

He walked towards you

"What are you doing?'

"What are YOU doing?"

You barely kept your laugh in when you noticed his face

"This is Mikeys fault isn't it."

"Tora no–"

You did like 6 circles around the room

You got bored with just staying in it and went to the door

He got in front of you and locked it

You stumbled back into the bed

"Baby...~"

HE SAID IT IN HIS HOT DADDY ENGLISH VOICE UGH

Oh-oh guess who's weenie has to take a wee-wee now

Lmao this surely will 'rearrange your guts'

If you know what I mean

#x reader #tokyo revengers #nahoya kawata #nahoya kawata x reader #smiley x reader #tokyo revengers x reader #draken x you #ken ryuguji #ken ryuguji x reader #tokyo revengers keisuke #tokyo revengers baji #tokyo rev x reader #tokyo rev headcanons #kazutora scenarios #kazutora hanemiya #kazutora x y/n #kazutora x reader #kazutora x you #draken x reader #tokrev nahoya #nahoya x y/n #chifuyu headcanons #tokyo revengers chifuyu #chifuyu x reader #chifuyu x y/n #chifuyu x you #baji keisuke x reader #baji x y/n #baji x you #tokyo revengers headcanons

[doodlefoxart]

I would like to preface this by saying i am a casual watcher of helluva boss, ive watched all the episodes and im more into what the show could be rather than what it currently is (i have… many a issue with the choices made but im not gonna get into that rn HDJFYID). And of all the episodes that made me wish it reached its full potential it was the cherubs episode which was, not a great episode lets be honest (it had some good moments dont get me wrong! And if you really liked it then good for you! It just wasnt my cup of tea sorry fjjf) so heres my rewrite of it! I Frankensteined parts from the original i thought worked and everything else is completely different hdjufidbd, hope yall like it!

The episode would start out the same with blitz watching the tv and shooting it, loona begrudgingly and annoyingly reminds them they have a fuck ton of clients to get to today and that they should head out. IMP enters the human world disguised and begins to take out their first target (hiding in the bushes), moxxie takes aim and shoots but the bullet is stopped last second. Confused as hell moxxie assumes he missed and shoots again and again only for the same thing to keep happening to which they hide deeper into the bush so that blitz can demand an explanation for moxxies “incompetence”. Moxxie tries to explain but all three of them are violently ripped from the bush by an invisible force, millie starts swinging her knife but the force grabs her wrist and reveals itself to be a guardian angel sent by C.H.E.R.U.B. They get over powered by the angel and skiddadle, to ease the tension and focus the group blitz says theyll just get back to that target later and should focus on the other ones, only to find out that all their other targets also have guardian angels. Onto their last possible target they are aggravated and worn out, to test if they have an angel they throw a rock that actually hits them on the head and quickly rejoice, only to be once again stopped before they could kill the target as keenie, cletus and collin appear, with a new guardian angel ready to be assigned. IMP crew starts insulting them and demanding them to fuck off from their targets or else but keenie and cletus doesn’t take them seriously and simply wave them off (collin stays largely quiet and cowering throught the entire time), summoning two dove body guards to dispose of them. They get their asses kicked and retreat to the office where blitz and loona are getting a lot of angry demands as to why their targets arent dead yet while moxxie starts freaking out over the future of the company. Millie says they might be able to get back at them and holds out a check list that collin had sticking out of his pocket that she snatched, containing all the names of the humans yet to have a guardian angel with one name remaining, which just so happens to be their newest clients target. They rush off to kill the target before the cherubs can get to them, only to end up getting there at the same time as the cherubs, luckily for them though the bodygaurds are not there and the new guardian angel is running late. The IMP crew gets their attention and starts airing their grievances and hatred for them which elicits a petty set of responses from keenie and cletus, which kicks off the same fight and accidental killing of the human they were supposed to assign the guardian angel to. Unfortunately for the cherub crew the guardian angel did show up but only last second to see them kill the human, in horror they portaled back to heaven to tell on them, which leads to them getting kicked out. As theyre being banned the deer lady says all the guardian angels will be recalled back to heaven and that their business will be put on hold and transferred to a more “competent” power. The cherub crew is left devastated but the imp crew rejoices and quickly gets to killing the clients they couldnt kill earlier, as they kill one of the clients millie says shes happy theyll never have to see those three again and the other two agree. Of course this cuts to a small sheep angel secretary entering a high cherubs office, named abbadon (the lion guy), telling him that he has been given control of the agency as well as to be wary that three imps are running around on earth to kill humans. Upon hearing this he instates that all the recalled guardian angels be trained not just in defensive combat but in offensive combat, but that only he will personally deal with the “infestation”, he takes a heavy inhale of his holy cigar and smoke covers all but his glowing eyes, cut to credits.

Anyways thats my rewrite of it, a big problem i found with the episode is that it lacked compelling stakes, and while nothing is wrong with having a silly filler episode much of the season was about setting up for characters to come back and screw with the imp crew which made it hard for me to view the cherubs as a viable threat to IMP. Regardless im happy with this rewrite and im chill with criticism for both the story and the designs!! Now onto some bonus notes (pretty much just some bonus facts that could come into “later episodes” that aren’t relevant to the plot in this rewritten ep lol):

- Abaddons whole arc starts with him personally trying to kill IMP for their hellish ways, but he underestimates them and finds he gets defeated set back in his progress of taking them out*, the longer he goes on trying to kill them the more tunnel visioned he gets, he’s a high ranking angel! He cant be beat over and over by some disgusting lowly imps (uh oh ego), eventually he gets so enraged and tunnel visioned he abandons all regard for his and everyone else’s safety, leading to the accidental death of a human. When he realizes what he’s done its already too late, he’s been kicked from heaven, and this only enrages him further, blaming everything on the imps and taking none of the blame. He’d then go on to hunt them down and repent constantly, as if killing the imps and praying will let him back in, eventually he’d (reluctantly) team up with striker and he hates that he’s turned to a lowly imp to take out other imps (also it’d be really funny if they had an enemies to “lovers” thing lmao)

*IMP just barely beats him btw, they lost more easily to the guardian angels cause they were caught off guard and didn’t have any time to prep, in their fight with abbadon they’re more angel ready and abbadons underestimation of them gives them the upper hand. From there the more they fight abbadon, the easier it is to fight him which pisses abbadon off to no end

- When abaddon switches his head he transforms into what it is (human head for a human disguise, the animal heads can either be anthro or feral depending on the circumstance as needed), the inactive head then becomes a beautiful but nearly indestructible porcelain head

- collin is only an intern/guardian angel in training, hence the name tag. Hes pretty much a young teen trying to get his first job only to get blamed for the incompetence of his employers. Whyd i make him a teen? Cause i think it fits but also because it’d be funny seeing millie and moxxie parent him the entire time. Also he’s an orphan, his parents were exterminators and were killed in a skirmish between two demons when he was very young, poor boy cant catch a break (lore for a future “episode” i guess lmao)

- cleetus and keenie are more like hoity toity business managers who put on a gentle persona when in reality they’re more like the kind of managers to say “you’re getting a raise! *gives you a dollar and a stick of gum*”. If it wasn’t obvious enough i redesigned the hell out of them, cletus is supposed to be a literal man child, the type of guy with a high ego but throws a hissy fit when things dont go his way while keenie is a kind of pretentious lady who uses the word dear in a condescending way 99% of the time (that doesnt make sense but oh well lol)

Thats all i have for now, I actually have an idea for a millie centered episode too! As for this “episode” maybe one day ill make an animatic of it or write something idk lol let me know what yall want

#helluva boss #helluva boss rewrite #helluva boss cherubs #helluva boss collin #helluva boss cletus #helluva boss keenie #helluva boss redesign #helluva boss critique #i guess it is since its a literal episode rewrite lmao #please dont kill me btw i have a wife and kids

[withered-owll]

„Good old days but not really…”

"The sun was slowly going down. Merchants were slowly closing their stalls and stores at the nearby market. To Xiyang, it was just another day of work in the tea shop owned by his buyer. He was about to place the last of the boxes filled with camomile tea from the latest delivery when he heard a familiar voice calling out to him from the distance. "Xiyang!"  Another monkey with fur the color of Chinese almond cookies was running towards him, waving her hand with a big smile plastered on her face. Right after her followed a female demon with ghostly pale skin and short dark hair. One of her horns was broken off, but she didn't seem to mind. She followed the smaller monkey with an amused yet soft smile. "Huh?" The dark auburn monkey demon turned around. "Chu-Hua! Momo!" He exclaimed, placing the last box down with the rest, before the smaller monkey jumped onto him, hugging him tightly. A shy blush crept upon his cheeks as Chu-Hua squeezed him. "Are you done for today?" she asked, letting him go and taking a few steps back. "I'll have to check in with Master first to make sure he doesn't need anything else, why?" He tilted his head slightly. "Chu-Hua wanted to hand out since apparently it's been 'sooo looong' since we did," Momo chimed in, imitating Chu-Hua's voice, and approached the other two monkeys. "I don't sound like that!" The almond-furred monkey scowled, looking at her friend. "Sure you don't," the demon rolled her hyacinthine eyes at the other. making Xiyang let out a soft chuckle. Chu-Hua was about to say something else when they heard the ear-piercing sound of a horn. They all froze. All of the slaves in the village were being called to gather on the main street. Their celestial masters were going to conduct a weekly census earlier than expected."

Today I come to you with some OC stuff :3 I intoduce to you: Liling's adoptive parents- Xiyang and Chu-Hua along with their friend Momo :DD [I promise to someday learn how to draw backgtounds properly but for now this shall do!]

See ya next time! *skiddadles*

#lego monkie kid #li ling #xiyang #chu-hua #lmk ocs #lmk #lost calamity au #lmk oc #lmk oc art #lmk shadowpeach au #side characters? #lmk fanfiction #fanfic #fluff before angst >:3 #if i suffer y'all suffering with me! #love y'all <3 #found family

[mammomlette]

SOLMARE WHEN I CATCH YOU SOLMARE. STOP THIS MADNESS AND LISTEN

solmare I swear if you make mammon have ONE more intimate moment with MC only to be interrupted by the usual perps (Lucifer, Levi and Luke) (damn Ls) I will explode. ESPECIALLY if it ends with mammon going “AAA evil brothers😡angry chiwawa🤣anyway I gotta skiddadle!” And running away. Every time that happens an angel loses its wings

Tell me why you give mammon character development in a scene, we have a deep chat, you can smooch him or whatever, and the whole 2-lesson-arc has been leading up to this moment of vulnerability and hopefully character development only to make him run away and lose literally everything that this mini-arc taught him. Surely. SURELY there is a point in time between making a pact with him and like idk the end of season 3 when mammon realises his relationship (platonic, romantic, whatever it is for your MC) with MC is more important than Grimm to him. Not entirely, because that’s a core part of his character, just a point where he realises “hm I’m going to TRY paying Levi back so he stops interrupting me! And try calm down for lucifer so I can spend more time with MC instead of hanging from the ceiling!” Right? RIGHT??!!!?!

We see time and time AGAIN how much he cares for MC (feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but he’s one of the only 2 brothers who hasn’t directly/intentionally endangered MC and I THINK he was the only one who seemed distraught at their death??? Last one is probs wrong) but he still finds a way to abandon MC every time someone’s shouts “MAMMONNNN” or starts chasing him. Like, bro. I get you’re a wimp with crippling debt but the LEAST you could do is drag MC with you so that they don’t get in trouble instead since he clearly cares for them😞🙏

And him running away being for comedic purposes isn’t even a valid reason for it to happen because there are funny ways for him to NOT just abandon us. 1) he could hide instead. There is a scene I believe is in season 2(?) where he’s in his room with MC, Levi storms in and they hide in his car. Not sure if they made a funny thing out of hiding in a car, but that scene led to Levi saying that he couldn’t smell mammon and meme on calling him a blood hound. Idk about you but I for one certainly har-har’d at that. Plus, hiding would be a nice change of pace from mammons usual running away. Option 2) Mammon could drag us with him??? I don’t play events or devilgram because I’m too lazy and poor for that but I’m like 99% sure that in the main story of OG game, mammon does NOT bring us with him any time he’s running away, which is weird because he’s always yelling that we should be with him cause he’s “our first” (his words not mine obv) but I don’t remember any scenes that he brings us with him when he needs to leave?? I would LOVE to be wrong on that part so please correct me if I’m wrong but I sadly don’t think I am. Option 3) Picture this: mammon gets spooked, screeches because he’s a wuss, he runs away (whether it be from a person, witch, whatever is after him) only to realise: “Wait! I left my favourite person behind! Whoops!” And he runs back and grabs MC (Maybe by the sleeve like a toddler, maybe by the hair, maybe he even princess carries them because yes) that’s it. That’s the whole thing. Mammon drags/carries MC after forgetting them. You could even expand on that and have him apologise for it, or get all flustered and deny he forgot MC, or act all proud like he saved MC as if he isn’t the reason MC is in danger or was left behind in the first place MMMITS SO GOOD SOLMARE FEED ME

All I’m asking is for solmare to PLEASE let us have a long, well-written and intimate moment with mammon that isn’t interrupted, or if it is he TAKES US WITH HIM or COMES RIGHT BACK FOR US when he runs away. I beg

PS this isn’t proof read any imperfections are just part of the masterpiece or smthn. Ty for coming to my ted talk

#obey me solmare #obey me mammon #solmare im gnawing at the bars of the enclose you locked me in #let me out #don’t you hate it when creators mischaracterise their own characters #because they’re too lazy or lack understanding #probably both when it comes to obey me #the inconsistencies in EVERYTHING in this game go crazy. you go try figure out the timeline. I dare you. it’s not for the weak #mammon I’m going insane I need him so bad #imagine he was being chased by debt collectors and they took us for ransom because he left us behind. i guarantee that has or will happen #if he doesn’t stop abandoning us that is #I need help I’m so down bad #MAMMON MY LOVE

[galaxyspark-6e16]

the rest of the season

. . Ep3

Lmk baiting us into tang is great monk

And yeah mk and mei are adhd incarcerated

And that line from season 3 came back ahhhh

Omg did that moving on scene make me cry?

Ep 4

That opening scene with the crocodile was gold haha

Omg the odacity mk

Mk parenting the bunch

Tang you summoned the golden cicada follow it your powers are working

I thought why mk woul use his transformation abilities but turn out he forgot ha

Huh i guess tang being a freeloader has a purpose. Nah I'm kidding our boy love is pig man the greatess chef in his time and tang showing him the chef code would of course rewaken his memories, and did I spot a tiny mk?

And of course pigsy main concern is that he was to cook tang badly and aww they love each other

And damn using food to beat the demons pigsy

And what was that with the vision?

Ep 5

You can't deny it pigsy you're a legend

Mk confirming pigsy his dad AAAHHHHH

PIGSY DON'T DENY IT

Aww seriously when is sandy going to have his moment man

NNOOO MEI'S SWORD

Omg Sandy past backstory?

Pff yeah tang nobody want pregnant this economy

I'm no familiar with the white tiger but can't wait see later

Huh ao lie huh seems at first glance a gentle soul my only reference to him is in osp jttw videos

Chang'e?

Yep

Ohh lbs yep better skiddadle tang 

Damn mei your ancestor is dope

Whoa I forget mo is in the scroll too

And what's this about striking wukong first?

Also I knew azure wasn't so innocent

But macaque you're not thinking of it right?! Right!?

Never judge a dragon by it apparence you be know how their mortal form act

I would die for ao lie

FINALLY MK was wondering where you were this whole time

MMHhHh

Ep6

" Show me the monster" a title that s not gonna make fear for my life

I thought sandy past life was his re carnation not ancestor?

Holy he way different from our sandy

Ohhh my good are we gonna learn mk lore?!!!

Ohh demon showdown

So ait you're teling me there a fondamental read mk is the Monkie kid

Ok at the metion of his parents and childhood he can't remember or doesn't have one

A rock, like mk covers in dirt that found pigsy and give a home? What is happening?

Ok it seem a god (quan yin) is carving maybe wooden animals and giving life to one

Aww I bet the master only get arrogant and hotheaded student that is strict and helps mk because he said please aww

Mk can't handle celestial transportation

I really really want to know how pigsy and sandy met cause their friendship means everything to him

Kinda sad that in the past what defines you is what you are and because of that sandy couldn't be free until mo came along 

And I true man andy has always been there for the others so it's seems faire that they be there for him

Leave it to mk to misunderstand everything ha

He was not born from the stone but he has a destiny

Mk. Monkey kid yeah we kinda knew but still a shock

Mk RUN

 Ep 7 pitiful creatures

Ahh man I feel it's gonna be angst

Shadow mk?

This confrontation feels like mk inner conflict with everything that he went through and everything he discovered and it painful to watch

The fights scene man

Omg WUNKONG about time protect mk

Monkey king you're not helping just calm him

Omg the gang is here

Ohh the past reaching out to wukong through the current heroes is just to poetically beautiful

Prove it wrong by destroying it preset destiny mk

But seriously is mk a stone monkey a divine creature 

GASP wukong I still in the scroll!!

Ep 8 the most intense ep of the season

Honestly I can see why azure lion is getting love, he has a reason, a goal to achieve whether getting his brothers back and making amends with wukong or fighting for a better world Wich make it seem the same goal as lady bone demon but less genocide and more regicide

And oh boy mk pulled a mei s3 I hope he can understand that it's not his fault that any of it happened

Srsly red son can never catch a break

Everyone loves sandy

I think mei needs patience to unlock her dragon did maybe

And omg macaque finally where were you this whole time

Ahh the pessimistic trying to be optimistic for once never gets old

Everyone is fight ehile mk is playing a indie game of macaque

WAiT DID THEY ACTUALLY KILL THE EMPEROR?!

SON! SON?

So what they gonna find a way to free him?

WAIT It END LIKE THIS! ? WHAT

#s5 or speacials idc i need it #lmk spoilers #lego monkie kid #my thoughts

[laterisers]

THE BUGSNAX ARE EXTRATERRESTRIAL CREATURES — AND HERE'S WHY. || (MAJOR BUGSNAX + BIGSNAX DLC SPOILERS)

Note — I've been researching this since yesterday and I finally figured all of the lore out! I think-

So, first things off ‐ as the title says, this post contains MAJOR BUGSNAX SPOILERS FROM THE ENTIRE GAME!!! SO IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE GAME YET I think it's best that you skiddadle your way out of here!!

Back to my theory — the bugsnax are extraterrestrial creatures. Why? may you ask. And the answer is simple! Many clues across the entire game from start to end have pointed at the fact that these creatures are not from this world, and we have probably dismissed them.

To begin with, and as everyone already knows:

The bugsnax are parasites that lure their hosts into developing some sort of bond with them, be it emotional or physical - eventually forcing them to eat the bugsnax on huge quantities and fully undergoing the snaxification of their limbs - until the end of the game where the snaxification finally concludes and, if you score the bad ending, everyone presumably dies.

Knowing this, and with what Liz says at the end of the game, we know that the bugsnax are patient. They take advantage of the foremost weaknesses of their hosts and make use of those to transform them into snax. Adding onto this is the fact that the bugsnax do not mind being eaten by the grumpuses, despite being seemingly startled by them.

In the bad ending, as each grumpus dies, they recite a line referencing their tragic pasts and the demise that has come to them, showing that they are happy with the bugsnax and not being in the slightest bothered by the fact that the bugsnax are forcing themselves into their bodies — just like they did with Liz once her and Eggabell separated prior to the beginning of the game.

With all that said, comes the important part of the theory!

Why do I think Bugsnax are not from planet Earth?

First off, the paintings on the walls of the many caves and old buried civilizations of Snaktooth Island. As you may already know, these paintings in the real word have often been found to be tied to extraterrestrial devices and things of a similar nature! Which is pretty awesome, because the carvings and paintings in-game live up to these features as well.

Anyway, as I was saying - These old civilizations of Snaktooth Island are spread all throughout the island and they all seem to have gone extinct under rather strange circumstances.

or... have they really?

Triffany believes that these old civilizations of grumpuses fed on the bugsnax as well and even praised them (as seen in the Bugsnax DLC, Isle of Bigsnax) to the point where they would make offerings to them and sacrifice other grumpuses in order to satisfy the snax's hunger for... grumpus flesh? This doesn't add up.

During one of his side missions, Wambus mentions something about the bugsnax and the way they reproduce - mentioning that many times has he seen these little creatures carve their way out of the ground like vegetables. But, were they really growing off the soil itself?

I don't think so.

Let's return to the bad ending of the game! Remember how everyone gets turned to snax after the snaxification reaches its completion? Well, here's a funny hypothesis.

What if the snax's way of reproduction is mitosis on a cellular level?

This would explain why Wambus had various sightings of these creatures "growing" off the grounds. Many grumpuses could have probably been buried in the grounds of Snaktooth Island and, as Triffany said, a lot of these corpses would disappear without leaving any traces besides a couple of bones, which was extremely strange to her.

I believe that once the snaxification is complete and the grumpuses have finally surrendered to the snax, they turn to pieces of food - leaving these for "incubation".

Now, I don't know how long this incubation process might take, but seeing how the island of REPLETED with these snax, I am led to believe that the time of incubation has no basis of time and is only random.

The snax all of the grumpuses have eaten during our adventure are more than likely the remains of those past civilizations that could not escape Snaktooth Island and instead decided to surrender to these parasites.

But, this doesn't prove that the bugsnax are extraterrestrial crestures. Does it?

Well, it doesn't! But there's still one last thing to talk about. Or two, if you will. Or many. I didn't count them.

THE TRIPLICATE SPACE AND THE SNAKOLYTES — A SPACE BETWEEN WORLDS.

Ah yes, the triplicate space. I was so amazed by this gigantic piece of an Easter egg when I first accessed it! Marvelous work honestly. Props to the developers for managing to execute this flawlessly.

The Triplicate Space. The Snakolytes. How do they all tie into this? Allow me to elaborate.

Floofty and Snorpy have been known to work for the government, which is revealed during the near end of the game. The reason behind Snorpy's paranoia is that both of them have been put under lawsuits for attempting to reveal the government's inappropriate use of a new type of prosthetics that could have saved lives! And is the main reason of the conflict between Snorpy and Floofty as siblings.

Snorpy, obsessed with the idea of the Grumpinati and their connection with aliens, has already figured most of this story out. The poor little guy just isn't aware of it.

The Snakolytes are somehow tied into the government and this should more than likely be common knowledge. For us as players, at least.

As Alegander states in the tapes, these old civilizations were guided by "Gods" of the snax. Those who were sacrificed in pits full of snax would eventually return and release their full wrath over the grumpuses, or so did the first two. The first god was known to be malevolent, having the intent of fully reigning over the grumpuses and using the snax as a weapon to extermine them all. The second god was benevolent, yet not quite intelligent by nature. Their benevolence eventually led to the unintended destruction of the grumpuses.

And then there was the third goddess. Elizabert Megafig. The Snakolytes had hoped that this new goddess would bring peace to this world, weaponizing the bugsnax and putting society under instrumentalization! Which ultimately failed, as Elizabert was not quite fit for the intention of the bugsnax.

But, why do I believe that the Snakolytes had other intentions besides the instrumentalization? Or better yet, WHO are those in power of the Snakolytes? Presumably, they're descendants of Grumpbeard. And while I do believe this to be true, I refuse to believe that their objective was none other than to link the planet Earth with that of the Snax.

The Snakolytes. An organization led by Bugsnax.

HERE COMES MY FAVORITE PART!!

That eerie, atmospheric theme song of the Triplicate Space will always be stuck in my head.

And as the title of the song says, the Triplicate Space is "The Space Between Worlds".

This might just be a silly theory of mine buuuut, this song may be directly referencing the book under the same title written by Micaiah Johnson which specifically tells the story of a woman with the power to travel between worlds and often references various issues of privilege and position.

Privilege and Position. ALEGANDER JAMFOOT'S FOREMOST CONCERN! And perhaps the reason for his obsession with the triplicate space and why he was sent there to begin with.

"The Space Between Worlds" is also a pretty self-explanatory title for a theme song. The Triplicate Space's purpose is to link the world of the Snax with that of the Earth and continue the cycle of snaxification Ad Infinitum. Or at least until the instrumentalization is finally carried forward.

A Tasty Conclusion.

The bugsnax are fascinating creatures! Or horrifying parasites, depending on how you decide to look at it.

Coming from a different world or even DIMENSION that traces back in time for thousands and thousands of years, constantly seeked over by the Snakolyte Organization since the arrival of grumpbeard to the island.

The lore of this game is so extensive and I truly cannot wait longer to finally uncover every last bit of it! Until then, I shall keep on studying and researching what we currently have and, hopefully, come to a true conclusion someday.

also it's pretty weird that the triplicate space has a snak exclusive to it. I wonder where that little guy came from.

Farewell! ☆

#bugsnax #bigsnax spoilers #BUGSNAX SPOILERS #SPOILERS!! #SPOILERS EVERYWHERE #good grump this took a while to get written down #but hey #this is just a theory #A GAAAAAAAAAAAME THEORY

[aquillis-main]

Hi! I am not familiar with your blog and I read this recent anon ask about idw Sonic being an asshole and not the real Sonic etc. Could you elaborate on these thoughts? Why are you against idw sonic's character traits? It's something I'm really interested in!

Alright then. I'm more than happy about someone not in the loop asking me politely about my thoughts, and generally questioning me about why I feel the way I feel about IDW Sonic's character. Let's get to the brass tacks, shall we?

The thing about IDW Sonic I hate the most is that once upon a time, you could think he was written to be like the Games version of Sonic - a character who follows his own heart, and just does heroics because he 'feels like it'. Generally free as the wind, unable to compromise on his own motivations nor attitude (unless someone brings up a really good point, like Amy does with Gamma) on life. Essentially a flat character that allows others to grow and shape themselves into something they wanted to be, then be on his merry way again.

Then, Issue 12 of IDW Sonic hit, and Sonic - despite this series, at first, stating rather clearly at the start to be 'following the games', as it opened the page just after Sonic Forces, the hit game at the time - decides to let Metal Sonic go out of a sense of 'compassion'.

This is despite the fact that Metal Sonic has been loyal to Eggman since it's inception, is a robot programmed to obey Eggman without anything to suggest otherwise, and Sonic has actively not let other robots made by Eggman the chance to escape him. (Again, besides Gamma, but that's because of Amy's influence, not of his own beliefs.)

Also, this is the same Metal Sonic that threatened most of the early issues, just to find his master (Whom at that point, was being relegated to a amnesiac plot that goes nowhere).

Things just started to go downhill from there.

The Sonic of the games would never Manipulate, Mansplain, nor Malewife his way out of a punishment/apologizing, even when the punishment/apologizing from him came from something that wasn't entirely his fault. Yet, in a good chunk of issues later, we find that Sonic of IDW would willingly do so just to get people off his back:

(Sonic the Hedgehog Issue 50)

(Sonic the Hedgehog Issue 24)

Hell, since I woke up to Sonic's portrayal being cruddy in IDW, I've found that Sonic's been doing this to other characters since Issue 6.

Mainly to 'talk' Shadow out of killing Eggman as Amnesiac Tinker. But it's obvious if you played Battle, this is extremely mean-spirited to Shadow's Character.

(Sonic the Hedgehog Issue 6)

It also doesn't help that, instead of showing compassion to his friends, he weirdly gives compassion to Eggman. You know, the guy whom, at this point, has threatened a city, threatened the world with multiple Space Stations, tried to merge realities to win, and even unleashed gods from beyond just to make Eggmanland?

(Sonic the Hedgehog Issue 32)

You know, Sonic. The guy that literally threw a rock at Eggman in the bad ending of Sonic CD.

The guy that, at the ending of Sonic Adventure 1, chased after Eggman when found out he was still alive?

The guy that, at the end of Sonic Heroes, did not help him in any way and skiddadled the moment he wanted to?

The guy that, at the end of his story in Sonic Riders, literally preformed a turbine blast at Eggman and Amy just to get the Bablyon Rogue's precious item back?

Hell, even the ending of Sonic 1 gives you the option of bapping Eggman's Eggmobile one more time, causing him to explode and fail to escape if you do.

And then, for some odd reason in the Zeti Hunt arc, Sonic starts spouting out things like 'Principles'... even though Sonic has never been a principled character in the games - he does what he wants, when he wants, it doesn't matter if he's a bad guy doing it or not.

(Sonic the Hedgehog Issue 44)

All in all, Idw Sonic is not Sonic, because he exemplifies nothing that makes him a 'Sonic'. And what little traits he has to be a 'Sonic' are swamped by the writers failing to recognize that this is not who Sonic is.

#Aquillis Answers #Shady Guy #Anti IDW Sonic #Not MY Sonic

[employee052]

Babe, you should know that my favourite thing to do rn is just look at your posts and look at people commenting on your posts and seeing them hype you up and just being like:

Yes yes, that my boyfriend, he is very good at the art!

Your content is so cute, I love the Stanley Parable now because of you and listening to you talk about it is always a good time.

Love youuuuse!

Gonna skiddadle now before Reese calls me out here-

CLEMMMMMMM PLEASE

clem after school i WILL shower you with affection this is a threat im-

akfhwitbeigjsjfieu lOVE YOUSEE TOOOOOOO

also fun fact, ive been gushing abt you to ppl irl the past week esp ppl in my drama class they all love you ejfhehth

AIGHTO SEE YA LATERRR XXXXX EHEHEHE

#asks #clem! :D

[war-causing-interrobang]

(Ooc: hi I should probably give an explanation on where my character blog trio has been since my brain has gained feelings from pancake cat game:

Terro is still stuck in TestRoom11. Still insane.

Adonis is just sulking because Tyria won’t answer & he’s having some minor ptsd because of that. (Last time she disappeared Tyria was locked out & the Devs were torturing him WOOOO)

Tyria is actually working very hard on both the game & Terro’s patch. So she is very much tired. :)

Anyways thanks for understanding here’s a OneShot gif to make up for it

Skiddadle skidoodle my brains a noodle)

#ooc post #!cu #epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse

[coinflipshade]

modded of @sneasedtomeetyou dropping iin

💚 + the Balcony Trio (JC, Grimsley, and Casi) platonica or i guess if you wanna go crazy with theoretical romantics. but i think whatever theyre doign on a platonic level is much funnier

okay so, god i feel like a preface in general, grimsley is just so troubled when it comes to Any sort of relationship. if he acknowledges he's getting close to someone he feels the need to run away or scare them off- the more someone knows about him the less he wants to be open and all that. sort of a weird Backwards relationship to sharing. the less he knows someone the more comfortable he is about certain things. but he also just has trouble understanding when she is Friends/close with someone, so in a round about way it stops him actually turning tail as soon as someone is nice to him. this is the fun of his stpd. the paranoia and delusions <3

i love whatever the hell is going on between these three, some funny friends with benefits business building up but also they'd Probably commit crimes together if prompted lets be real and honest. i feel like with time and if grimsley doesn't fucking skiddadle in one way or another they could probably get pretty ride or die in the joking sense. he just wants to hang out with them more and his lack of things to do in life at the moment just makes him like a stray cat pawing under both their doors for attention as much as he can

i do consider the fact his Issues will probably cause problems at one point or another and it's gonna be interesting how that would effect things :) i guess it depends on how close they really consider themselves all to be kinda thing, though grimsley would probably be pretty confused possibly, depending on the situation- as mentioned he has a hard time realising his closeness to others and that they consider him a part of their lives.

also mostly a small bit about casi specifically cause i'll get onto jayce more specifically ina nother ask: she definitely was pretty ambivalent to neutral about casi earlier on, but their confusing clash of methods of communication probably did Not help. the fact they kinda of made up so grimsley can fully acknowledge she's not actually hating on him is chefs kissy. i like to think they could get pretty close in the sense of just being used to eachother in a sweet way, just sort of exsisting in eachother space and life- as long as grimsley doesn't fuck it up LOL

they both have a lot of things if they sat down and had some deep conversations they'd probably get a decent amount of connection in each other and comfort in that

the whole roku thing was just sort of hillarious ooc wise, but i do think sometimes it would pop up, him sort of asking about specific things and remembering casi doesn't like those compared to roku. he's still a bit miffed about certain things that happened during those weeks but he's also like yeah that's how it goes with death and spirits i guess

#i like to ramble <3 #i feel like i could have said more but if i keep thinking i will just make this So long #nevermind i came back and added more please stop me