Mikaelsons Black History Month
First off, I’m starting by saying that even though it is no longer Black history month it will always be melanin everyday and black people every day. And everything else under the sun, and if you don’t like it then the exit is to your left. Everything you own in the box to the left
Being part of the Mikaelsons is very fickle business and be some bs. Like really, you’re here with supernatural beings who are over 1000 years old. Who have traveled the world, gained endless knowledge, seen a lot of bloodshed, but you know what they haven’t seen? Their token human (black ofc) being ignant for black history month, I mean who even fully celebrates? How does one even celebrate?
Granted, they’re not racist. But with the writing Julie Pleck did she was playing honestly. That was the worst writing I've ever seen since who knows when. Maybe the nine lives of Chloe king or something? But in my originals universe they were probably racist in the beginning to an extent then grew out of it.
Anyways, they never met someone who celebrated until they met you!
Now repeat after me: I’m black y’all, and I’m black y’all. And I’m black and black and black y’all! FYM
Now…. picture this: A moderately quiet day in the Mikaelson household. Kol is minding his business for once, Rebekah is trying to find the perfect pics for her next instagram post, Elijah is enjoying a good read, and Klaus is organizing his art materials. But then here comes you, the human, opening the door and walking right in like you pay bills (none of them do but you get the picture) in the midst of the most deadly people. Walking in and greeting everyone, walking in with the most hotep, Dr. Umar bullshit getup they ever seen. Coming to America headass.
They recognize your footsteps from a mile away, so when you walk into the kitchen and no one really looks up at first it’ll be a sight to see a whole ass pelted lion on your back. The kente cloth hat (no idea the actual name for it, sorry babes), a saber tooth necklace (for my mans T’Challa), and the red stiletto nails with the afro out here banging.
SHEEEEEEEEESH
Once Elijah is done with his page he looks up to greet you, but then stops… Bitch, fuck is you wearing? This was worlds away from the sweats, and skinny jeans you wore on the daily.
“Greetings Y/N you look…. Fashionable.” Mans didn’t know what to say. Did he miss something about your Africna roots? Was there a holiday he hadn’t heard of, doubt it, but what else was there?
“Thank you Elijah.” You fluff out your lion pelt for added effect, if there was ever going to be one time you outdo the Mikaelsons’ especially Elijah in being dramatic with a coat or cloak of somesort, it would be now.
At this point the Kol and Rebekah have already looked up and were confused. Why are you dressed like that?
Kol is the first one to speak up “Darling, Rebekah likes a fashion show more than anyone, but why do you have a lion… on your shoulder.”
Lifting up your large ass shades you supplied an answer: “Black History Month”
They all looked at each other… they didn’t get it. Like they know what it is, but never actually understood how to celebrate and all that nor did they ever actually give it mind. When you saw that they weren’t making a connection, you started phase 1.
“Alexa, you know what to do.”
And there goes their manor playing: NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA I’M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NIGGA
LMFAOOOOO you got the white people shook. Klaus just dropped one of his expensive ass bottles of art sealants and is vamp speeding to the kitchen to figure out what the hell is going on. Elijah having a mid century crisis on how tf they even found you and deemed you worthy of being in their presence so casually. Kol is having fun in the back, still laughing at your get up. And Rebekah wishes she went to the mall instead, she wanted a girl bestie and got you instead rip
“WHAT IN BLAZES- Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DO- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING! ALEXA STOP THE MUSIC-” And the big bad wolf has arrived. You put your finger to Klaus’ lips which stuns him bc… you’re still HOOOMAN like damn, death wish much? And you look this man, straight in his mit and say “Looks at, look at me” and pause for dramatic affect, “I am the captain now”
Room silent as hell till Kol starts cackling
You’ve made Dr. Umar proud, the ancestors are shining on you once again
With that you lead into a whole speech about the black struggle and black history month, bottom line: REPARATIONS. Because being the only nigga in the Mikaelsons (we don’t claim Marcel) is exhausting, white people shit everyday that you complain about in their faces
TBH at this point they’re indulging you in this escapade.
First victim is Elijah, you ask for his wallet. He gives you a look, I mean he does technically give you what you want and whatever (when y’all dating, refer back to my dating Elijah post), so he ask you why. Reparations sis why, but then you stop yourself. This man gives you his wallet every other day, half the time you not even asking. What could you rob this man of…. Ah. You ask him for the deed of one of his estates in Prague, why? Because you bitches can’t even spell Prague. And under section S line 45 subsection Y it does state that estates are eligible for reparations. Fuck 40 acres and a mule, you got 300 acres, some stallions in the back, a quite possibly haunted mansion, and a heavy dicked (yeah I said it, a sis been trying to reality shift) original who will turn you out by the end of the day and the end of the month…. Wait till women's history month boo
We know his pockets figgity fat, and it would be figgity wack to not get some
Ngl you take Kol with you so he can buy you food. Granted, he knows what you’re doing, but if he’s going to spend money on anything it will be thawed and it will be music. However, one thing leads to another and you’re both at Wal-Mart waiting to find a parking spot. You stole one off a white minivan trying to move in. Not thinking anything of it because who in this small ass Mystic Falls ass, clown ass town really about it? Apparently Karen.
But you know who else what about it? Kol (tbh mans had nothing but time, and he claims you so why tf not.) he out here NY stomping on her and coming at her for badly glued extensions. Cheap ass bitch, ain’t even blend in correctly.
After that Kol and you left with some groceries, a new story to tell, and a chopped cheese.
With Klaus, he frfr wasn’t finna do shit. Being ordered my a human? Lmfao, go find another simp sis. But… once you suggest that his art skills may not be up to par on what you have in mind as a new family room piece for your house he’s all ears. He knows what you’re doing, but… he still wants to prove you wrong. But anyways, you give him a theme… reverse racism. IK y’all, it’s not a thing, but mans has ideas. And he outdoes himself. That and the recreation of the moorish chief bc that man...mmmmm that man was giving.
Ok so Google wanna hoe me, but there was a painting of a black man in a kkk cloak and behind him were white people being hung from a tree. Say what you want, but that photo was fire. If any of you seen it please share it below.
Anyways
Rebekah tbh wants no part in this, but I feel like she’d gave when you ask her to give you all the finest dresses bc it’s an excuse to exhaust Klaus’ money.
Through the month you give the Mikaelsons a run for their money, and maybe sanity. Klaus is in the back trying to research who tf Dr. Umar is and why is he your inspiration
They had to pull you back when the sheriff asked you for your ID. You ask why you needed white man paperwork!
You are pleasing the spirits, what bonnie could never do lmfaooooo. The powers of you enemies aren’t prospering this month nor next month.
You’re not poor this month, anything you poor of is pouring a little more (bars nigga)
LMFAOOOO imaging asking the fam to go to paris, like, they not invited it’s a self trip funded my the Mikaelson Y/N Trust Fund of Public Decency ™
Klaus would be the first one to speak because this man is TIRED, “Love, why do you need a trip to paris? What’s in Paris?”
Knowing better, you look to Kol to answer the question, “I don’t know, Kol, who’s in Paris?” Niggas b. Niggas in paris…. Lemme chill
LMFAOOO enjoy
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The Originals 3x01-3x08 Review
So I watched TVD during quarantine last year, and even though I swore to never watch another Julie Plec show again, I’m watching TO! I thought I’d share my thoughts, let people read my clueless predictions or my feelings about Klamille. You can find my reviews of S1 and S2 on my blog.
3x01
FLASHBACK: Loving Kol’s sass
FLASHBACK: Klaus’s face when Elijah reminds everyone of their vow…my heart
Looks like Freya’s officially part of the family!! I’m happy for her
Love that Elijah spars with Marcel
But I do feel bad that Hayley can’t see Hope
I love that Klaus’s therapy sessions with Cami aren’t helping AT ALL
Seems like Klamille is developing…OH MY GOD, HE’S SHOWING HER HIS ART, I’M FANGIRLING SO HARD RN
YAY VINCENT AND CAMI ARE STILL HANGING OUT
Oh god…at least warn Cami that she’s about to see a gory dead body
PLEASE DO NOT FIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BABY
FLASHBACK: Lucien can clearly think quickly on his feet
OH SHIT, LUCIEN’S BACK IN NOLA…LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE ALREADY GETTING MESSY
Uh oh…looks like someone’s fighting back against Davina
So is Klaus gonna feed on that art critic later
DID THOSE MEN JUST SAY THAT HALF A DOZEN WOLVES DIED?! Those poor people
FLASHBACK: So Lucien has a backstory…and some good motivations
Lucien watching Klaus and Cami talking…probably not a good sign
Freya’s out partying and honestly I love that for her, she should have some fun
WHEN WERE VAMPIRES SO FOCUSED ON THEIR OWN SIRELINE?!
HOLY SHIT ELIJAH JUST THREW A FKN GUN INTO SOMEONE’S CHEST
I honestly have no idea who’s committing these murders…maybe it’s a witch??
Lucien’s speaking facts ngl…Klaus is supposed to be this big bad but he’s sulking about family drama
AWWW VINCENT AND MARCEL ARE SPARRING
Cami’s spitting facts, she gets to dictate her time…girl, there’s no need to apologize!
OH MY GOD KLAUS PAINTED HER OHHH
EW, WHY IS LUCIEN MAKING HIMSELF LOOK LIKE THE JOKER
3x02
Elijah in a suit, carrying around Hope…god that’s hot
Davina wants Hayley to kill someone?! That’s it?! I expected some more conditions ngl
Searching for Hayley instead of tending to your dead, Jackson?! Not alpha material
CAMI’S SO SMART FOR RESEARCHING LUCIEN, THAT’S MY GIRL
Elijah and Lucien meeting!!
OMG THERE’S A SIRELINE BOUNDARY SPELL, THAT’S KINDA WILD
LOOKS LIKE LUCIEN GOT A WEREWOLF BITE
Why do I have a bad feeling about that detective
Idk Klaus…I think a TINY part of you is worried for Hayley…maybe it’s just my Klayley feels coming out
CAN SOMEONE COMPEL THIS NOSY DETECTIVE PLS
WHY DIDN’T HAYLEY JUST VAMP AWAY FROM KARA’S BODY?!
Ok, usually TVDU writers are good at building up conflict/villains, but this whole sireline war just came out of nowhere??
DAVINA…YOU KILLED A MOTHER…jfc, NOLA politics are so messy
Why did Freya and Jackson kinda have chemistry…I definitely don’t ship it but I felt their energy
VERY INTERESTING, LUCIEN CURED HIS OWN WEREWOLF BITE!!
HOPE SAW KLAYLEY FIGHTING…THIS LITTLE FAMILY SCENE…I CAN’T DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS, THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT IT
Marcel’s right…Davina pulled a Klaus, no doubt about that
Well, at least Davina actually shows remorse for her actions
I don’t understand, how did the pack get ripped away from their families when they were going to leave NOLA in the first place?? Is it just that Klaus attacked the wolves with Hayley specifically??
Idk about Haylijah anymore…I feel for Elijah but watching their scenes was just eh
Looks like Davina’s got another enemy
Really, Hayley, you missed Jackson?! It was literally just a few hours, chill
Ah yes, the totally platonic act of watching your baby mama kiss her significant other…and cracking your glass from too much force
Ew, what is this detective doing with Cami?
LOOKS LIKE FREYA’S TAKING A LOOK AT THIS PROPHECY
Why is Aurora in a monastery??
Tristan’s heading to NOLA!! I’m sure nothing good will come from this
3x03
FLASHBACK: Yikes…I kinda feel bad for Lucien
FLASHBACK: WAIT WAIT WAIT, KLAUS AND AURORA ARE HOOKING UP WHILE SHE’S IN PRAYER?! That’s kinda funny
FLASHBACK: I’m not loving the incest vibes between Aurora and Tristan…technically she’d be married off at like 12
ELIJAH SAID I’LL FORGIVE YOU…SIKE, NOT GONNA HAPPEN LMAOO
The police has Lucien at the station?! What do they think they can do to that man?!
NOLA’s a party city, Hayley…not exactly a place for families lol
Wow, I guess Marcel really didn’t want to hear that offer from Aya
So I’m guessing that detective knows nothing about vampires
LOOKS LIKE CAMI AND LUCIEN ARE ABOUT TO TALK
Also, I need to acknowledge how pretty Leah Pipes looks in this episode
FLASHBACK: JUST COMPEL TRISTAN, KLAUS
FLASHBACK: OH DAMN, TRISTAN FIGURED OUT THE MIKAELSONS ARE VAMPIRES, DUDE IS CLEARLY SMART AF
FLASHBACK: well now I know why Lucien cuts his mouth
LMAOO I LOVE THAT VINCENT AND CAMI DON’T CARE ABOUT LUCIEN’S SOB STORY
Marcel, just hear Aya’s offer?? It’s not a contract
Elijah and Klaus feeding on the seer, that’s kinda hot…just switch out Klaus for Stefan
HAYLEY, BEAT JACKSON’S ASS, HE’S A WEAKLING
OH WAIT…THINGS ARE GETTING KINDA HOT WITH JAYLEY
Well, they’re about to have sex…ok then
FLASHBACK: WOW…I CAN’T BELIEVE LUCIEN DIED JUST LIKE THAT
LOL I love that Elijah already found Marcel and Aya
TRISTAN IS OFFICIALLY IN NOLA…I’m probably gonna hate him
WHY THE COLD ATTITUDE TOWARDS MARCEL, ELIJAH
Why can’t Klaus just compel the truth out of Lucien
Ok, so far the new characters are fine but this sireline war thing is not that impressive
Klaus is literally just being a stay-at-home dad, chill out Tristan
Bro, we’ve already done the Klaus needs to be stopped storyline! We get it, no one likes him
FLASHBACK: well, thank god Lucien popped back up right before being burned
Klaus, what do you have planned
Klaus looks so hurt at not being forgiven by Elijah, but he’s not taking the necessary steps to actually earn it?? Like send Hayley some flowers or a fruit-basket
OH…AURORA’S HEADING TO NOLA TOO
3x04
Marcel going on a run…I approve
Wow, I didn’t realize that the Strix had their own merchandise
…did Aya explain what the Strix does?? I don’t remember hearing about this society
I’M ACTUALLY LAUGHING, HAYLEY SAYING SHE’S PART OF THE FAMILY TO ELIJAH…WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE BEFORE, HAYLEY
Freya doing yoga while Klaus is bitching, I love it
Oh joy, Lucien lost the seer, Alexis
Lucien’s talking to Freya now…they’re already sorta flirting, I dig it
Oh god, Phoebe Tonkin looks really pretty in that red dress
I wonder if the Strix would ever try to recruit Stefan…I feel like they’d want the Ripper as part of their group
WHY IS ELIJAH TALKING SO OPENLY ABOUT WHY HE HATES THE STRIX…ALL OF THEM HAVE ENHANCED HEARING JFC
Klaus is already plotting, well I expected no less
OMG, MARCEL’S RING IS GONE
MARCEL LOOKS SO LOST, AWW BABY
Tristan is kinda slimy, but that’s probably the point
Marcel’s right, Elijah shouldn’t have to boss him around
There’s tension between Tristan and Hayley and I don’t like it
Did Alexis pass the prophecy to Freya, or just show it to her???
OH GOD, MARCEL HAS TO FIGHT MOHINDER
These vampires may be strong and forceful, but none of them have the guts to work in retail or with kids. Now that takes real strength
HAYLEY DID HELP OUT MARCEL, I KNEW IT, YES GIRL
Wow, some society. Seems more like a cult if u ask me
JUST HEAL MARCEL, KLAUS. STOP BEING A DRAMA QUEEN
Oh no, poor Alexis…she seemed kinda cool
Elijah was clearly the alpha in that meeting with Tristan
Kind of a sweet Haylijah conversation
The Klaus and Freya relationship is kinda cute
Why does Elijah talking about Tristan to Hayley sound kinda…sexual
AURORA’S IN NOLA…also the writers gotta stop giving me incest vibes with her and Tristan
3x05
FLASHBACK: CLAIRE HOLT’S BACK, HELLO QUEEN
FLASHBACK: Klaus and Aurora are ok…I don’t find them particularly compelling
I absolutely love the Vincent and Cami friendship
FLASHBACK: So how has Klaus been hiding his relationship with Aurora from Tristan?
KLAUS HAS OFFICIALLY REUNITED WITH AURORA, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET HEAVY
Wow, so scary that the Mikaelsons have screwed over each other in the past. Aurora, find a better way to cause trouble
FLASHBACK: I like that Klaus and Aurora can actually be honest with each other, it’s cute
I KNEW AS SOON AS AURORA SAID SHE WANTED TO PROTECT HER SIRE THAT IT WAS REBEKAH
HAHAHA TRISTAN THINKS AURORA WOULD COME TO HIM FIRST?! SIKE U LITTLE BITCH
Not even surprised that Lucien knew Cami was tailing him
These NOLA celebration names are so dumb, a holiday called “fête de cadeaux,” do the writers know how stupid that sounds to someone who knows French
So, Klaus…are you falling for Aurora’s words
He kissed her back, so it kinda seems like he did
FLASHBACK: Idk how to feel about Klaus being heartbroken by Aurora…I mean it’s sad, but not particularly moving
FLASHBACK: WOW, IS ELIJAH GETTING JEALOUS ABOUT KLAUS BEING CLOSER TO AURORA?!
FLASHBACK: SO ELIJAH COMPELLING AURORA WAS BASICALLY WARRANTED. It’s just Mikaelsons getting even
So the “big secret” is out, and it’s underwhelming. Next time, pull Mikael back in and then I’ll be interested
LOOKS LIKE ELIJAH’S STARTING TO SNIFF OUT TRISTAN AND LUCIEN’S PLANS
I’m glad Hayley’s free of Klaus’s old curse
FUCK NO, CAMI’S UNDER ARREST?! KLAUS, GO BREAK OUT YOUR GIRL
I’M SO FUCKING MADD, SOMEONE GO SAVE CAMI RIGHT NOW
I’m on Elijah’s side. Klaus is spouting ABSOLUTE bullshit, he’s not a victim here
3x06
I wonder if Hope has just been chilling inside her crib while all this shit is going on
AWW I LOVE THAT FREYA PROJECTED TO HANG OUT WITH REBEKAH
AND I’M HAPPY THAT REBEKAH’S STILL FINDING A WAY TO REVIVE KOL
OH SHIT, EVA SINCLAIR’S BODY IS OFFICIALLY DEAD
What a fight between Klaus and Elijah…very vicious
I love that Klaus and Elijah are just hanging out, bloodied and bruised in the dining room
THAT STUPID DETECTIVE REALLY THINKS HE CAN PROTECT CAMI?! LMAOO
OH SHIT, LUCIEN JUST KIDNAPPED CAMI
THAT IS MESSED UP, FORCING AURORA, TRISTAN AND LUCIEN TO PLAY DECOYS
LOOKS LIKE FREYA REALIZED SOMETHING’S UP WITH REBEKAH
CAN I HAVE THE KLAMILLE CONTENT BACK PLEASE
OH HELL, NO ONE KNOWS CAMI’S GONE
I’m gonna miss Eva…Maisie did a great job as Rebekah
I like Lucien’s attitude (villain-wise, human decency is just not there lol)
COME ON REBEKAH, YOU CAN BEAT AYA, I BELIEVE IN U
YES FREYA, SAVE UR LITTLE SISTER
I’m SO BORED with Klaus and Aurora
NOOO…Rebekah won’t be able to save Kol…
STOP BEATING UP MY MAN MARCEL, ELIJAH
WHAT DOES TRISTAN WANT WITH DAVINAA
Oh no…Rebekah’s about to suffer
Well now I feel kinda bad about that detective
Poor Cami has just been put through a lot this past episode
What is Aurora’s game here???
3x07
Klaus definitely doesn’t seem to be in the mood for sex
Nevermind, I spoke too soon
Is Jackson just sitting at home, babysitting Hope??
TRISTAN AND AURORA ARE FINALLY MEETING UP AGAIN
What’s in the envelopes, Aurora
So Cami’s fate rests with Lucien…
Hayley did keep Hope safe but so did Rebekah??? Jackson, just shut up
Wait a second…I think I like Lucien and Aurora
Diabolical Elijah is so attractive…Klaus is getting more hot too
I appreciate that Marcel wants to help Davina but she’s a grown woman, she can make her own choices
KLAUS FOUND OUT CAMI’S BEEN KIDNAPPED, HE LOOKS PISSED AND I LOVE IT
This thanksgiving dinner is already getting tense
I still have NO idea why there’s a sireline war, the Salvatores didn’t even know who their Mikaelson sire were for 150 years. It’s not like vampires get an ID card that says which Mikaelson is their sire
Davina’s starting to sound A LOT like Klaus…
OH MY GOD…VINCENT SET UP DAVINA…MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED
OH GREAT, REBEKAH’S HANGING OUT WITH SHARKS AND CRABS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. KLAUS, TEAR AURORA APART
Aurora’s jealous of Cami and I like it
OH YES, I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO KLAUS “TALKING” TO TRISTAN
Yikes…Marcel agreed to having Davina lose her position as regent? I mean, she deserved some kind of consequences but not to be blindsided
Out of the three “villains,” I like Lucien the best
OH YES, FREYA AND HAYLEY ARE TEAMING UP AGAINST AURORA
Ohh, the coordinates were in the envelopes
Yeah, Aurora, Klaus betrayed u for Rebekah. You thought that you could match the klebekah chemistry?? U tried bitch
OH GOD, AURORA’S MEETING CAMI
Yikes…Hayley missed thanksgiving dinner with Jackson and Hope
Oh shit…Elijah’s realizing that the prophecy still stands
3x08
Seems that Aurora’s levelling the playing field with Klaus by using Cami
Finally a Hope sighting!
Ok, what exactly are Aurora’s mental health issues here???
So apparently she’s bipolar, but why is that a reason to keep her locked up in a monastery?
AYA’S CATCHING ON TO MARCEL’S PLANS
RIGHTT, I FORGOT THAT THE STRIX WOULD COME FOR TRISTAN
Oh yea, Marcel has a tough choice to make
What’s going on with the Crescent pack now? Are they just chilling out??
Looks like Cami is hitting the marks with getting Aurora where it hurts
Urgh, I do not love the implication of Aurora’s mind being “damaged”
Totally saw it coming that Klaus would snap Lucien’s neck
I actually never thought about that…the three “villains” are strong like the Originals, considering they were turned not long after the Mikaelsons
It makes sense that Finn and Tristan were acquaintances, considering they’re both annoying
If the writers are trying to get me to see Cami’s “dark side,” she didn’t do anything wrong. SHE BEATS ABUSERS AND THAT’S QUEEN SHIT
Oh Aurora, I would not say that Cami or Klaus are “drawn” to each other’s darkness
I love the way Elijah fights…he wasn’t wrong about it being like a rhythm
YAY MARCEL’S A DOUBLE-AGENT
OH SHIT, THE GYM MEMBERS ARE WAKING UP AND THEY’VE TRANSITIONED
STARTING TO FEEL LIKE KLAUS AND AURORA’S RELATIONSHIP IS COMING TO AN END
OH MY GOD HE WENT OFF ON HER, HER HEART IS BROKEN
Thank god he got the coordinates though
Aurora’s probably gonna go way off the rails now
OH YES KLAMILLE HUGGED, MY HEART IS RESTORED, MY SKIN IS CLEARING UP ALREADY
ELIJAH, STOP DOUBTING MARCEL. YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS HIM IS ANNOYING ME
Marcel is making valid points about the Strix needing to be loyal…too bad it’s a little hypocritical lmao
OOH, SO ELIJAH AND KLAUS ARE MOVING IN ON REBEKAH’S LOCATION, I LIKE IT
I think Lucien showed up to comfort Aurora…
I don’t think Cami really has a dark side?? whatever the writers want me to see, it’s not showing
Interesting, let’s see what Freya and Finn have to say to each other
3x09-3x16 review coming soon! Please, DO NOT POST SPOILERS OR HATE COMMENTS. I don’t expect people to agree with my opinions, but being rude is not going to get me to change mine. I haven’t seen the show before, my opinions are probably going to change over time as I keep watching. If you want longer notes on any of the episodes, opinions on a TO ship, my overall thoughts on S1 or S2; please ask or message me, I’d be happy to share them.
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how does jeremy feel about the originals? specially klaus.
SO, since you specifically pointed out klaus, i’ll start with him, because jeremy actually has a lot of conflicting feelings in regards to them all, and a lot of them don’t even really make sense to him, despite the fact that he’s the one who feels them. in general, though, it’s important to note that jeremy... is not actually afraid of any of them? it’s not because he doesn’t recognize them as powerful, not at all - it’s much more along the lines of he’s just... dumb. and the fact that, in general, because he’s died multiple times, he isn’t... afraid of death in the same way most people are. it’s largely focused on the fact that i believe that the biggest threat the mikaelsons pose is the fact that they are incredibly strong and can overpower you easily, all while being virtually unkillable (or, rather, incredibly hard to kill, but that’s besides the point), and.... jeremy looks at that and kind of just, “what’s the worst they can do? kill me? been there. done that.” he’s no longer afraid to die, so someone whose fear is based on that, isn’t going to scare him the way they scare normal people. it’s ALSO important to note that jeremy quite literally walks through life under the belief that he’s got nothing left to lose. family, friends, they’re all gone in his eyes, and losing his life isn’t something he’s worried about, so there really isn’t anything they can take from him. he acknowledges that the originals are powerful, but when you’ve got nothing to lose, what power could someone hold over you? there is, of course, always the idea/threat of torture, but THAT is not something jeremy has ever come into contact with, surprisingly, so he doesn’t even consider it. it’s POSSIBLE, but not something he thinks about.
i will also only be writing about the Main Four ( klaus, kol, elijah, & rebekah ), bc jeremy doesn’t really know/has never met the others.
for KLAUS, jeremy... largely doesn’t really have an opinion on him. in the early seasons, he appreciates that klaus wants intends to kill elena in the ritual - mostly because jeremy holds a resentment for her that means he wouldn’t exactly cry if she died. but after that, the ritual is done, and...? after klaus turns into a hybrid, jeremy doesn’t really have any reason to spare klaus a second thought - at least not as far as canon is concerned. he does very much hate klaus because it’s klaus who sends kol to denver to spy, and kol and his betrayal is something that negatively impacts jeremy for quite literally the rest of his life, but even then, his anger and hurt is very much focused on kol, and not so much on klaus. so in a lot of ways, he just doesn’t care about klaus. now, rp-wise, for a long time i’d sort of had this running joke that klaus was the only mikaelson that jeremy wasn’t sexually attracted to, BUT THEN CLAUDIA CAME ALONG, and now he’s like “you know what... i’d be into it” so it’s not really a Thing anymore. so... yeah, that’s jeremy’s thoughts on klaus.
now, KOL... is a bit of a traumatic sore spot for jeremy. i do believe that in denver, regardless of whether or not anything happened between them, jeremy had begun to form a crush on kol. and this is, probably, the ONLY genuine crush jeremy has ever had. they were friends - or at least, jeremy thought they were - first and foremost, and it was something that gradually grew into the beginnings of a crush, the first time it was actual emotion that led to that point for him, and not just an infatuation. so, not only was discovering kol’s betrayal the loss of a friendship for him, but it was also the realization that this guy, the first guy he’d ever had a Proper Crush on, was someone who was only using him, that really messed him up. BUT, i do not adhere to the idea that jeremy and elena teamed up to kill kol in the kitchen of the gilbert house. point blank, no matter how upset he is about discovering kol’s true intentions, he would never do that. he still looks back at their time in denver as a friendship, and even if they are “no longer friends” he would never betray a friend like that. so when i get to that part in my canon rewrite, it will either be written out entirely, and saying that someone else helped elena, OR jeremy will tell kol about elena’s plan and they’d team up to fake kol’s death.
for ELIJAH... jeremy laid eyes on him in season 2 and went “that is a Man” and has sort of had this insane attraction to him ever since. as far as personality wise, jeremy literally does NOT have an opinion, because he doesn’t know elijah that well (i honestly don’t think they ever spoke to each other on the show? not that i can remember at least), so he’s just... very, very attracted to him. do i think it’s really funny to imagine elijah walking around mystic falls with this 15/16 year old boy absolutely Simping over him every goddamn time he sees him? yes, it’s hilarious to me, i love it, 10/10. but yeah, he doesn’t really know anything about him. i DO think, because of his Simp status, he would be the first to call elijah like “hey you said you’d keep my sister alive and she’s about to do some Dumb Shit again” solely because he wants brownie points?? he just wants elijah’s approval, okay, because no one he knows really gives it to him, and elijah doesn’t really know him, so he hopes he can get his approval BECAUSE of the fact that he doesn’t really know him. but yeah, there’s not a lot to work off of in canon, ngl.
for REBEKAH... it’s always been my personal headcanon that if jeremy had gotten the chance to know rebekah, he would have developed a crush on her. from the little he knows about her, he does feel for her, and has a genuine desire to be kind to her in a way that no one in mystic falls really is when she enrolls in school with them and everything? and i think there was a huge missed opportunity to see that dynamic on the show, because it certainly would have happened. and, objectively, he can look at her and go, “if i got to know her and i found her personality appealing, we could be happy together” because he finds her attractive in a way that doesn’t happen very often for him. he thinks she’s strong, and someone who received a lot of hate that wasn’t really deserved, from his sister and her friends. and i will ALWAYS welcome a rebekah coming at me to write something to do with it, because i’ve never gotten the chance and i’d actually really like to tbh. but yeah, that’s really all i can say about rebekah because, again - they didn’t really interact all that much on the show.
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