#villians are not exempt from the spidey system

[zarthhearth]

Dating can be challenging, yet Peter Parker has a variety of love interests thirsting after him at any given time. He shares his wooing wisdom by presenting the Spidey System.

Step 1: Spark Interest

Aggressively and awkwardly wear down your target.

Step 2: Peak Curiosity

Compell your target to seek you out.

Step 3: Investigate Physique

Wear something that leaves little to the imagination.

Step 4: Ditch Completely

The most essential step!

Leave your date with zero warning. It will leave them wanting more.

Step 5: Excuse Absence

Provide a bogus reason for wasting their time and expectations.

Step 6: Youthful Indiscretion

The immaturity will make you appear aloof. Allowing you to replicate the Spidey system again and again with the same targets.

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