i know that blurred "draft" was just some dirty smutty text dan sent phil
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Crowley: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Halt: Yes.
Crowley: Which means he likes both boys and girls.
Halt: Ye- wait, what-
Pauline: Crowley, that's not what bilingual means-
Crowley: Shhh, it's okay Halt. I still love you, man.
Halt & Pauline: ...
Crowley: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
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Din Djarin's best line in Star Wars so far is...
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IDK WHETHER TO LAUGH AND TAKE IT LIGHTLY OR CRY AND HIDE IN A CAVE
LIKE “MiLeVeN dEpReSsIoN” WHAT?!
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Huge ass, big dick and massive balls!
Steve Harrington summary.
These are the facts and no one can tell me otherwise!!
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just saw someone call richard siken “the destiel poet”. sure you can tell yourself that if it helps you sleep at night
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Tumblr is looking a lot like Reddit with the “I hate the new RoP show but I’m totally not racist! I just hate how they’re shoving diversity down our throat! It’s so forced! They can’t just put blacks in fantasy!”
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Million dollar question is what happened and why's Magda not driving at all 😂😂😂
M is the captain at home so she has a driver
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
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Friendly reminder that the suffering and torment Xie Lian experienced actually made him LESS kind, and the lessons he learned as a result of that pain were that human life is meaningless and compassion is worthless and people don't deserve your help or care or love for them. Xie Lian had to backtrack and reject these new lessons in favor of the old ones he had already known in order to return to being kind.
Xie Lian losing everything he loved and knew, being stripped of his power, autonomy, safety, and community, and being ridiculed and humiliated, did not teach him anything worth knowing. He did not learn any valuable or important lessons from it. In fact, he needed to consciously decide that he wasn't going to let it change him and work to go back to the person he was before all that shit happened in order to avoid turning evil.
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