#what a maaaaan

[windsorcourt]

this is random but that's me whenever i hear william's deep voice

I went on instagram with audio and i am IN PIECES

#what a maaaaan #drop an audio book pls #prince william #random

[shutupptara]

A king 👑 (x)

#y’all know I go feral for Ronnie Francis so this was glorious to wake up to #what a maaaaan #Ron Francis #John forslund #seattle kraken

[bongosinferno]

I'm on episode 5 of the Fallout show; NO WHAT THE HELL I LITERALLY THOUGHT TO MYSELF "MAN I'M BEGINNING TO LIKE THIS SHOW" AND THEN THEY JUST REMOVE THE NCR FROM CANNON. WHY. THAT'S SUCH A FRUSTRATING CHOICE

also STOP PLAYING ON THE NOSE MUSIC I CAN UNDERSTAND THE PLOT WE DON'T NEED CONSTANT 50S MUSIC

#fallout 1 #fallout #fallout 2 #fallout new vegas #fallout meta #fallout show #fallout tv show #fallout prime #fallout tv series #fallout tv spoilers #fallout amazon #fallout series #THEY FUCKED IT. “PEOPLE DIDN'T AGREE ON HOW THE WORLD SHOULD BE IMPROVED IS NOT ENOUGH” #I feel like I know this is completely irrational to be upset over. It's literally fiction. DOES not matter #the Tv-show can do what it likes #BUT IT FUCKING SMARTS to do a twist like that. Hope they at least expand more on it?? #I'm not even against an “NCR falls apart” or whatever #I think you could do that interestingly #but it was like a whole country #I was thinking this was maybe some different continuity then the games. Honestly would've preferred that. #they could've just had it in California without bringing up the NCR. That's fine. But this such a boring end to that continuity. #especially when you compare it to New Vegas. The line “people don't agree when trying to make the world better” is such a nothing line #ESPECIALLY WHEN COMPARED to New Vegas #which actually engages with the ideas and theme of history repeating beyond that surface level #I hate being upset with media #it's a pretty good character beat for Lucy #and I think this is the first time Maximus becomes likable as a character for me #but maaaaan that's a dumb twist

[dravencroft]

I finally played Detroit Become Human and I am *not* the same person I was twelve in-game hours ago. Here are some of my favourite screenshots---

#Detroit Become Human #DBH #DBH screenshot #DBH Connor #DBH Kara #DBH Markus #maaaaan somehow I managed to save all three ;o; #this game was extremely stressful but also amazing #now I need to restrain myself from immediately starting a new game to see what happens with different choices #also I want to draw fanart TToTT

[verlaines-corner-archive]

Marriage with Fyodor

A/n: I wrote this, forgot about it, and found it a few days back. Sighs, head in hands. @sips-tea-cutely​ you wanted to be tagged dear Maki.

 -> Now I don’t think Fyodor would particularly care for marriage. Though with that being said, if he’s been with his lover for long enough and they bring up the idea he’d certainly consider it! Would end up wanting a spring wedding in a church, ideally in the evening too.

 -> Would want it to be a very private affair, just the two of them if possible.

-> Despite it’s small nature however, it will be fancy. He’d want the lighting to be dim, candlelit perhaps, with soft classical music in the background, befitting of his aesthetic.

 -> Naturally he’ll be wearing his best suit. Black with a deep purple and golden highlights. His hair will be done up as well. Half up, half down, with braids on either side. 

-> Will buy his lover their dress/suit too.

 -> Ring wise they’re somewhat plain! A simple silver band, however on the inside of his loves ring he’ll have, engraved in Russian, “Forever Yours”.

 -> Is surprisingly emotional during the ceremony. There may be a stray tear, but more than anything he is simply overwhelmed with emotion. As a result he’s fairly quiet throughout it all, but also so very tender. His expression is gentle, something that could be described as peaceful, and his touches are delicate. His happiness is definitely more apparent then he thinks it is.

 -> The kiss will be passionate and after he’ll simply hold them close, his forehead against theirs.

 -> Will want to pray with his lover afterwards too. Will kneel in front of them, head bowed, with his hands clasped over theirs. Will pray for their happiness together, for the relationship to last, along with thanks to his god for blessing him with them. 

 -> Will drag them into a dance afterwards. Something slow and sweet and he’ll be holding them selfishly close throughout it.

-> Very loving during the consummation too, of course. Has his hand in theirs the entire time.

#✧ library shelves ✧ #bsd #bsd x reader #bsd fyodor #fyodor x reader #fyodor dostoevsky x reader #maaaaan #bungo stray dogs x reader #[looks in mirror] what are we doing

[roychewtoy]

SPIDERPUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#saw spiderverse. overwhelming spiderman experience. instant creative burst. goes into fugue state and draws. u know how it is #hobie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :] #i loved it so much. i cant wait to rewatch it maaaaan its just so dense. what a fucking feat in animation ouuuuuaaaaghhhhhh......... #spiderman #across the spiderverse #spider man across the spider verse #smatsv #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderman art #hobie brown art #my art #chewtoy

[purge-that-urge-rhackathon]

im slowly but surely making my way backwards thru my earliest rhack fic bookmarks and I am LIVING it’s like the rhack renaissance back here

#anyone want recs? there’s good stuff back here I forgot about #classic rhack #I’ve also discovered so many bookmarked works that were deleted and I have NO idea what those fics were #so I think I’m gonna go thru and download all my bookmarks cuz maaaaan y’all’s fics got me thru some tough times #cannot lose them nope

[yuridovewing]

sorry i keep bringing up the leafstar victim blaming scenes, i know some of yall are probably sick of it but i keep coming back to it and being bewildered all over again. like i cannot stress this enough- THEY HAD LEAFSTAR SCREAM AT AND VICTIM BLAME AN ABUSED PREGNANT LADY. THEY HAD HER SENT HER AWAY TO BE HOMELESS. THEY THEN HAD HER WANT TO PHYSICALLY ASSAULT HER FAMILY FOR BEING LIKE “hey we dont want her to have zero support actually??” AND. WE. WERE. SUPPOSED. TO. BE. ON. LEAFSTAR’S. SIDE.

#LIKE I AM BEWILDERED AT THAT YEAH!!!! WHO PUBLISHED THIS SHIT!!! WHY DO I HEAR MORE ABT MEAN BITCH SLEEKWHISKER THAN THIS!!! #like i was going in like ‘’ok ill bite ill see how sleekwhisker is as a villain.’’ i wasnt even reading the entire book i just searched her #her scenes individually. i wasnt going in expecting much. BUT THEN THEY HIT ME WITH THAT!!!!!! #like. this is near bumble levels of disgusting. its not AS bad as her bc at least yarrowleaf does get that shelter eventually #yknow after a maaaaan has to talk leafstar into it 🙄 #but leafstar is still proven right #sleekwhisker exists to be like ‘’yeah leafstar was right to make them homeless </3’’ #and even worse- what makes yarrowleaf ‘’redeemable’’ in their eyes is that she wants to have a clan again #and sleek doesnt. #its just. ughhhhhh

[deadpanwalking]

friendship ended with bottom dysphoria now schlonging is my best friend

i'd build a big display case with schlongs by the dozen

handpainted veins and sculpted crown

custom pack and plays with hairy balls below

there. would. be.

one long cut schlong just going up

and one even longer when it's down

and one 12 inches uncut, just for shooow

#would it spoil some vast eternal plan if i were a rich trans maaaaan? #this goes out to zachary billblakefansanonymous who would reblog this shitpost where i left off and spin it into gold #he'd be like what if “tradition” were “transition” and we'd lose our minds. #that's how it used to be back before zach broke the wizard's curse and escaped. back when we were a real country #anonymous #assbox #fiddler on the roof

[seungbinbin]

i love love love adore my career and i love my major and i don’t regret a thing but girl i 💔 want 💔 to 💔 be 💔 a 💔 singer 💔

#MAAAAAN WHAT THE FUCK 💔 #maybe this is why i enjoy idol!reader fics #girl i wanna be a popstar so fucking bad #also i NEED A TAGGING SYSTEM #marimi.speaks🥥 #does that one slay #girl idek

[inhumanheresy]

@svnsworn sent:

The walls of Meropide are some of the most defensible in Fontaine - perhaps in all of Teyvat, though Neuvillette hasn't been to the other nations in quite a long time, so he can't say that for certain. But he trusts the establishment itself, as well as all of the guards within it, to ensure that no one leaves once they are brought in. The prisoners are to stay, but those awaiting trial still have a chance to see the world outside these walls again someday. Wriothesly waves Neuvillette through after a thorough pat-down, telling him which cell this particular prisoner is in. There is no need for a guide; Neuvillette has been here many times before. He knows the way. It takes several minutes, but soon, he arrives to find the Fatui Harbinger in a cell, heavily guarded by magic and guards, chained to a wall with just enough space to move around within the confines he is allowed. There is little doubt that Childe could break through these bonds were he to even begin to change into his other form, the one seen within the courtroom before Neuvillette had to stop him. But there is far more at play in Meropide than even just what protects the cells. For a long moment, he simply stares at the prisoner, trying to make some sort of guess as to why the Oratrice gave the verdict it did. Childe did not have anything to do with the disappearances of the girls, and that, it seemed, was what even the end of Childe's trial had been about. Perhaps the Oratrice had seen something deeper, something that the Chief Justice could not. These have been his thoughts for a while as of late. A guard brings a flimsy chair over for Neuvillette to sit on, and he does precisely that, barely making a sound as he does. With legs crossed and hands clasped upon his knees, Neuvillette finally speaks. "The Oratrice is never wrong," he says steadily, gaze holding fast, studying the minute movements that the other man makes. "You are guilty of something. Perhaps more than you let on." He lets the statement hang in the air; he does not know how he will answer. Asking outright might get nothing at all, though that would ideally be the way to get any information. Alas, that has not proved to be the case in a good many years.

“Chief Justice! Well, of all the visitors I might get, I certainly wasn’t expecting you.”

Tartaglia saunters towards his ‘guest’ until he’s nearly at the bars that separate them, enough slack in his chains to gesture, but not to actually reach said bars. He grins broadly and with an impish cheer, an expression wholly unsuited for a man imprisoned, shackled under elemental-suppressor cuffs, and fed what must be the most atrocious fare in the entirety of Fontaine.

At the Iudex’s opening statement, Tartaglia tsks, his eyes, sharp and strangely indigo, fixing on Neuvillette with an assessing, interested gaze. “And yet you make that statement here and now, the very first thing you say to me after that absolute farce of a determination. Sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself here more than me, Monsieur Neuvillette. Maybe, despite your words, even you aren’t absolutely sure that your little Justice Machine is one hundred percent infallible?”

The Harbinger spreads his arms with a jangle of chains in a theatrically wide gesture, the thick metal cuffs stark grey against scarlet chitin and wrists black as pitch, the armor of his transformation dissipated but his body still apparently stuck partway into the change that he’d initiated in the courtroom.

“The audience in the opera house at the time certainly didn’t sound convinced of its correctness when it spat out its judgement receipt. Sure, I may be guilty of other things — tipping at Liyuen restaurants despite the local custom there, for instance — but I did not lie when I said that I have nothing to do with that kidnapping, dissolving, whatever-you-want-to-call-it case.

“But besides that—” Tartaglia starts to cross his arms over his chest, finds that the length of the chains won’t let him do so unless he backs up, and settles for stepping forward, his reach just enough to drag one claw down the side of a bar, his gaze never wavering from Neuvillette’s stoic lilac stare.

“—your machine’s errors aside, I accepted your leveling of those charges for the sole reason of participating in your nation’s tradition of trial by combat.” Skreeeeek. “A right which I was not offered. Now, I’m no lawyer, but shouldn’t that fact alone invalidate the court’s decision?

“Tell me then, your Honor: where am I to find justice in Fontaine?” He leans forward, chains pulling taut, and drags one talon against the metal yet again — skreeeek. “Because there was none present when the Oratrice named me ‘guilty’.”

#|| a polar star in darkest depths ; ajax #svnsworn #|| svnsworn ; neuvillette #|| t ; where is your justice #//heheheheheheheh >:D #maaaaan the more I think about the archon quest the more I wonder if tartaglia's real purpose in fontaine is to throw people's faith #in the justice system itself into chaos #there's a Plan going on there I'm still just not sure what it /is/

[elibean]

i keep rewatching those last few minutes. maaaaan it's gonna be a long wait till s3

#text post #also there is a cut between lg looking incredibly somber and cxs smiling at him #so it's possible he changed his expression #maaaaan #s3 is gonna give us the overseas trip which im pumped for #but also like. are we gonna get to see cxs's original death #are we gonna get crying lg #are we gonna get confrontation? cxs finding out? them fighting? #god can you imagine the fight though #lg won't fight back i bet #he'll just take it all in #he deserves it #he knows what he did was wrong #but he did it for him #OH MAN THIS SHOW GIVES ME TOO MANY FEELINGS #god i hope they give us a pv on tuesday #please...... #i'll be capping the hell out of it if they do #god if we get ANY of the overseas trip in the pv i'll lose my mind #i don't think we will though #GOD #maybe just.... a date? #that's soon? #please?

[dormiloncito]

fighting for my life with over a stupid analytical + research paper

#MAN #i kind of put it off earlier today bc i always struggle the most over what to open with. in general #i still have more than enough time. i only need to show some progress for the first part on thursday #but this shit is hard bro #however. i must endure. lmfao #i did say if you guys ever caught me complaining abt college you could shoot me #so you may shoot me. right now. #MAN. MAAAAAN. #señores. esta mierda de ensayo sera mi fin. ayudame loco 😭😭😭

[saintseiyasl]

If minho has a million fans I am one of them. If minho has ten fans I am one of them. If minho has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against minho, I am against the World. I love minho till my last breath

#CAUSE IM YOUR LADYYYYYYY #AND YOU ARE MY MAAAAAN #SOBBINGGGGG #AAAUGHHH #seiya says #s beauty #yknow what? this goes in the tag #byun minho #sadistic beauty

[boomermania]

" Your finest dreams involving Aventurine please! " She says to the giant eyeball before her.

#[ IN CHARACTER ] #[ DASH COMMENTARY ] #[ MUSE: Devona ] #[ V: Star Rail ] #( this is exactly what her salary is for ) #( doc edward is going through it rn maaaaan... )

[breitzbachbea]

I hate buerocracy, fuck this shit, why do /I/ have to know what is going on, just let me work and give me money.

#beablabbers #i don't fucking know what is going on here maaaaan