#what do u WANT FROM ME !!!!!!!!

[shepscapades]

Spiralling down the jimmy drain?

um. um.um um um. um um.um um. um.

no? (smiles)

#LOOKS IN MY HERMITCRAFT FOLDER. #SEES NOTHING BUT JIMMY AND TANGO. #LISTEN. #LISTEN.... I #I CAN EX no i cant #what do u want from me #hybbat love of my life i cannot believe this is our first interaction i'm so embarrassed #head in hands #YES OKAY #IM DOWN THE JIMMY DRAIN #ITS DARK DOWN HERE #IM MELTING AWAY #im fine about him though #normal #uhhh huh #uh huh #yep #anyway. #ask #hybbat #ILL JUST BE LEAVING NOW /SILLY

[buttfrovski]

i am so fucking scared of him rn

#what is he planning #what do u want from me #south park #eric cartman #malicious energy

[nick-close]

I will never be a demon Glenn truther I don’t care!!! That didn’t happen, the appeal of Glenn is he’s JUST A GUY AND ALSO A WEIRD CHARISMA LOSER!!! He can’t be a demon, that makes him cool in a way that matters. The dads appeal is that they’re all just dudes. Glenn is just a guy.

Freddie knew what he was doing when he refused to give Glenn magic. Anthony went ‘you can give him magic’ and Freddie went ‘NO he’s fucking setting off fireworks.’ And that was IT!!! The guards at the prison were afraid of him telling them to cool it BECAUSE THEY THINK HE’LL BE TOO CHARISMATIC TO RESIST DESPITE THERE BEING NO MAGICAL REASON FOR IT TO BE A PROBLEM!! THAT’S IT BABY!!! AND THAT’S COMEDY!!!!

#he’s not a meow meow or a skrunkly he’s a secret third thing (a normal man who’s just weird) #uuu #sorry I #I amthinkingf about my dad #(glen closev) #he’s just the perfect guy #woah #he sparks joy #I know u may be thinking #tumblr user nick-close is he ur dad or do u wanna kiss him cuz u sent mixed messages #the answer is it’s 8 am and I choose whatever I think is funnier #what do u want from me #I’m not actually Nicholas close I’m white infigsnous #that’s right abbay race reveal #but also I am nick close the only guy #I am a contradiction that adds to my sexappeal #I should turn my phone off #anywyss glenn is perfect he can fill every role I need in a man #(except for a positive role model) #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads odyssey #dndads s1 #glenn close

[mysicklove]

I feel as though all gender neutral readers are always Fem/Afab coded.....

dont care, didnt ask

#💌 - love letters #secret admirer #bitch get off my dick #im sorry i may be a little harsh to anons #but like #ok #what do u want from me #edit: i just saw ashi got a similar ask omg how cute of us #tho it feels like it was by two different ppl #bc the writing is different

[lucidicer]

#what do u want from me #olli.txt

[mikesbasementbeets]

someone i’d been following since probably summer 2022 followed me back a couple months ago but then i noticed a few weeks ago that we didn’t follow each other anymore so i assumed they soft blocked me (which like. whatever i guess curate your experience) but. they keep reblogging my posts now….. what’s going on. make up your mind

#i don’t understand how some people operate here fjshdhdu #i’ve accidentally unfollowed mutuals before so i thought that’s what happened at first but no #like. i almost refollowed when i noticed but then i checked and they weren’t following me anymore either #so i was like oh ok whatever nevermind. respect boundaries #but they keep interacting w my posts! why??? #what do u want from me #beets posts

[championofravens]

alright grandpa get saucy with it

#golden kamuy liveblog #what do u want from me #everyone is hotter in the manga

[bignasty001]

Emmmmmmmmm~

:3

sooooommmmmaaaaaaticmilk.

soma.

(⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

#yessss?? #:3333 #what do u want from me #im scared again #asks

[thatssroughbuddy]

So many porn bots are following my avatar blog like besties idk what you’re expecting but

#what do u want from me

[monhiio]

zhuzhi-lang,,,,boy the moment i learn anything about you im gonna lewd you so hard just you wait

#fanart of him keeps popping up everywhere #WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME

[ugh-yoongi]

buyers on mercari messaging me to bitch that they haven't gotten the item they ordered like i have any control over the us postal service

#i package the item and i stick it in the mail #that's the extent of my involvement #what do u want from me

[wormtiddies]

if i made a picrew of me and jerma would you guys think im insane

#listen the serious route is howl smoving castle the funny route is jerma #what do u want from me #freys babble

[aldoesthings]

fun fact: every character in hannibal nbc is trans! source: fuck you

#they just are #what do u want from me #al speaks #hannibal nbc #hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #alana bloom

[byanyan]

bold what applies to your muse.

social status: upper class / middle class / working class / poor

favorite time: day / night

favorite place: indoors / outdoors

food: meat / poultry / fruit / vegetables / snacks / sweets / grains / nuts / seeds / dairy / seafood / eggs

drink: tea / coffee / water / juice / alcohol / milk / soda

transport: on foot / automobile / wagon / aircraft / boat / carriage / animal / spacecraft / taxi / skateboard / bus / subway / bike / sleigh

clothing: t-shirt / blouse / henley / smock / polo / turtleneck / flannel / gown / sleeveless / kimono / tunic / waistcoat / tank top / tube top / vest / jersey / karategi / tuxedo / dress / western / jeans / trousers / shorts / bell bottoms / overalls / breeches / skirts / cargo pants / tutu / sweatpants / leggings / coveralls / shorts / capris / tights / pinstripes

extras: coat / duster / hoodie / trench coat / robe / cloak / blazer / shawl / windbreaker / topcoat / sweater / puffy jacket / cardigan / denim jacket / poncho / apron / cape / overcoat / quilted vest / parka / bomber jacket / raincoat / tailcoat / varsity jacket

footwear: none / socks / stockings / combat boots / shoes / platforms / sneakers / pumps / sandals / moccasins / flip-flops / stilettos / ballet shoes / galoshes / high-tops / boots / c*nverse / cleats

headwear: none / beanie / straw hat / fedora / headscarf / snapback / beret / bandana / knit cap / top hat / ushanka / bonnet / sombrero / cowboy hat / veil / bowler hat / headband / toupée / wig / tiara / ribboned hats / crown

weapons: hands / teeth / firearms / spear / knife / baseball bat / pepper spray / dagger / stun gun / bayonet / sword / staff / brass knuckles / hammer / makeshift & improvised / chain / stones / grenades / molotov cocktails / club / bow & arrow / crossbow / scythe / chainsaw / superpowers / magic / poison / baton / machete / axe

tagged by:ㅤ@mirrordread ♡♡♡

#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ dash meme. #look i'm fond of the mental image of byan with a baseball bat ok sue me #i like to think they occasionally make use of one (which they '''borrow''' from one of the other kids at the group home) #mostly for vandalism purposes but hey it makes a real good sound when it hits the ribs of an asshole who's giving them a hard time #yes THAT'S the thing i decided to focus a bunch of attention on out of everything here #what do u want from me

[stromboli-muncher]

mogus

rips out and eats ur intestines

#why are you sending these things #what is ur motive #what do u want from me #i know who u are

[milflewis]

great fucking timing

YOUR OLD MAN MADE MY OLD MAN A VERY SPECIAL HELMET AND A COLLAGE OF THEM SMILING AT EACH OTHER

#what do u WANT from me #i don’t go here (vettonso) but this is so funny #luna tag #niamh.asks