#what kind of asshole would do this

[automatonknight]

here's the prick i was talking about^ i have so many thoughts and notes about him but they're mostly incomprehensible so when i organize maybe them i'll post them who knows

#art #oc #id in alt #um ummm #idk. if you have any questions as always feel free to ask #ANYWAYS. geez making him has been so fun i love this asshole so much i'm going to put him through the horrors #salute to you Kordian if you see this if you hadn't shown me stalker i probably wouldn't be running in circles about patches now #more notes. i actually have no idea how magic works in-universe i just thought it would be cool. he's not good at using it he sucks. he's #shocked himself so many times probably. will that stop him? no #he practiced fencing for a few years so he actually like. knows how the fight flows or whatever. i think he definitely picks out targets wh #don't get their bearings quite as well and dances around them and shit like that he just likes to be mean i guess #idk idk. also he joins the lovelies at one point. that's like. semi-canon. it's sorta like with triumphant and normal walenty to me. like #they both exist but the. so to speak. evil one kind of doesn't in a way if you get me. i mostly thought it would be a fun thing to think #about. and also patches would do that and then he'd freak out like what the fuck am i doing and leave #another random thing about his pronouns. well i mostly use he/him for him. that 'any' is more in a way that if you referred to patches as #she or they or it or anything else he wouldn't care #but he usually doesn't mention it and stuff

[palkea]

quick tfp optimus

#my art #optimus prime #tfp #transformers #ramble ahead but i cant believe how good tfp is wtf #i cant believe i watched wfc trilogy before tfp why would i do that. no offense to ppl who liked wfc i enjoyed it quite a bit but i #felt like nothing ever really happened in that show ever. idk. the animation was nice iloved seeing g1 designs in 3d but um. everything els #felt so slowpaced nd boring..dont get me wrong i love slowpaced shit but i felt like the whole show was building up to something and then #nothing happened #anyways. optimus. #i used to really not care about him that much because ooghh megatron i love villains but tfp optimus is everything to me hes SO wifey #watching wfc first didnt help either because he was honestly kind of an asshole in it and kept disregarding what every1 else had to say #but anyways. my wife. my girlfriend

[cometapollo]

I feel like, if Ren were a VTuber, he'd make his model look exactly like him (ears, tail, and all) so he could get complimented at conventions

Fan; "OMG, I love your Fuchs cosplay!"

Ren; "Thanks, it's not a cosplay :3"

#he is 100% the kind of asshole to do this you cannot convince me otherwise #bro just wants compliments what can i say #ren hana #btd ren #boyfriend to death 2 #boyfriend to death #boyfriend to death headcanon #shut up vee #his twitch handle would be Halsbandfuchs btw

[blessphemy]

once in a while when i'm in the murderbot fandom tag i see a shark fin of ship discourse and i'm like wrow... i guess there's shipping out there. so anyways.

#murderbot #shipping container #<- that's my shipping tag lol. for filtration purposes. cuz i often find shipping & ship discourse tiresome #and i know others do too so feel free to blacklist that tag dear followers #would anyone around here like a nice block button in this trying time #just saying #tbh this goes for any content and/or asshole strangers if it's not yr thing just blacklist/block move on #once you embrace the block button you too can swim unperturbed through the waters of tumblr dot com #i'm just looking at Cool Fanart and Fun Poasts here #legit idk what kind of trash fire the main fandom tag might be looking like as far as discourse goes #cuz to me it's pretty chill #the only hints i get are the occasional shark fin referencing some drama that i can't see. love that for me.

[tswwwit]

What would happen if instead of being hostile Other!Bill would try and see what made OG!Bill so happy with this living situation

So he tries and romance dipper, hugs him sometimes (although it grosses him out, but he realized it's nice once is a while), and just stuff he'd think OG!Bill would do.

In the end OG!Bill comes back to see Other!Bill curled up cozily under a blanket in PT's lap while PT is reading a book and PT is even petting his head softly, thinking what the fuck?? That's supposed to be me

If Bill saw Other Bill doing that with Dipper - settled comfortably in his lap, relaxed and being petted, cuddled and pampered -

He would experience white-hot, visceral jealousy. Like a shard of neutron star went right through his chest.

Killing another version of yourself, for a Bill Cipher, is very gauche. It's the reason he didn't do it to Other Bill in the first place, even though he was a total douche!

But for this, Bill will make an exception.

#answers #Bill would be surprised at his own reaction. Afterwards #In the moment he'd be too stunned. Like he'd been shot. Bullets don't matter to him but THIS matters to him a LOT #Then pure and absolute rage #It's one thing for someone to want to fuck Dipper. That just shows they have good taste! #There's thousands of beings who would *try* even if they're dumb as shit for thinking about trying #It's another thing to get *Intimate* #Even Dipper's family doesn't get this kind of treatment. That lover-level of gentle attention. Of quiet reverence #A thing Bill has never had from another lover and definitely something *Dipper* doesn't do with anyone else #The only thing Bill could make a metaphor of relating it to is a robber might steal your wallet and probably stab you. That sucks #But a *bastard* will *also* take your wedding ring and flaunt it in front of you as he forcefully kisses your husband #Bill's assumption - and he's right - is that Other Bill couldn't draw that out of Dipper without tricking him #If Dipper knew this was A Different Bill he'd be too creeped out to get into cuddles #Part of Bill - though he hasn't recognized it - really really REALLY likes that the moments of tenderness they share are ALL HIS #Does this BASTARD even KNOW what he had to go through to get even A TENTH of this and NOW HE'S HOGGING IT ALL TO HIMSELF #((Does he know that Bill had to make himself *vulnerable* in a way to get this. Does he know what he had to *say* #To even get the *beginnings* of this - he DOESN'T the ASSHOLE; there's no WAY He appreciates it other than on the PHYSICAL level)) #And then he kills him

[grey-lark]

Not gonna lie, there is an non-insignificant part of me that thinks it would be hilarious to make Jackrabbit a Steve/Tommy/Carol fic at the last minute and just end with ‘Congrats, you unknowingly read over 200,000 of crack ship!’

#jackrabbit underneath #i mean I'm not going to but i still think about it #what can I say i really like those assholes #and i think it would be funny to suddenly commit to one of the least popular ships in this fandom lol #also season 4 kind of made me go 'you know I don't think Nancy really wants to do romantic relationships actually' #and the writers' attempts at making Stancy a thing again only made me double down on that being a bad idea for both of them #i'm still a fan of post S3 reconciliation Stoncy though #so like with many things we're just gonna ignore S4

[solradguy]

Whenever I see someone being transphobic on twt in a bridget thread i reply with three pictures of my mains: ky kiske from ac+r, ky kiske from rev 2, and ky kiske from strive.

it self selects for people who actually play the game. it’s canon that he’ll fight off transphobes with the blade. and if they actually played guilty gear they’d get the underlining messages

While it can be really funny to bully these guys back, please keep in mind that nothing you can say or do to these people will hurt them or waste as much of their time as what they say will stick with you or waste your time. It might be funny to send them a bunch of Ky pictures, but what they're doing is laughing that the only response the people they hate can give them is sending a bunch of pictures of anime boys.

The only thing that works is blocking them. They've turned being an asshole into a recreational sport and getting any sort of response in return is a victory for them.

#asks #Unfortunately I was an asshole on the internet once (not a vicious transphobe just a basic internet asshole) #I know exactly how these people function because I was there once... #When you don't take the person you're arguing with seriously it's very easy to laugh at every single thing they do #Which is what these guys are doing. It doesn't matter how well thought out the counter argument is. They don't care and they won't care #All you can hope for is that they're young and they grow out of it (I did) #I feel bad for them because I think about what led to me being like that decades ago. Are they going through the same thing? #I was like that because I was in a hopeless situation and hated myself and hated everyone else #People arguing back just proved my point that everything sucked and my hate was justified #It's an awful feedback loop. People being kind to me felt disingenuous. Why should they be kind? I hated them. They had no reason to be nic #I had to get to a point where I was willing to help myself crawl out of that pit before I let anyone else even get near me emotionally #I still remember the day when I realized I was being a fucked up little shit to everyone lol #Early June 2011. It was sunny with no clouds and there was a cool breeze. I was listening to In This Moment and I realized #'What the hell am I doing? Do I want to be like this forever? Get your shit together man' #It was a slow process from there but I did get out of it. Slowly. Very slowly. #There's a lot I did that I regret and can't ever apologize for because it was so long ago and the names and faces are gone now #Apologizing at this point would be selfish and only for my benefit anyway. I can only hope that what I did didn't hurt people permanently #Anyway. I've never talked about this on here before because it's the kinda shit that gets put on callout posts out of context #So. I am laying my naked soul bare and raw for the sake of underlining my original point: Internet trolls don't care

[kimbapisnotsushi]

i think a lot of people tend to forget that kindaichi is an instigator and can be kind of a snappy lil shit and jumps into saying things he doesn’t mean and is not actually a total angel who has never done anything wrong ever

#kindaichi yuutarou #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #sou says stuff #(putting these first this time bc. OOOH boy) #sorry i got told ‘it’s insane to think kindaichi could even be remotely in the wrong for what happened in middle school’ #but like here’s the thing it’s not that i think he did something WRONG necessarily #i think he did what he felt like he had to do even if what he had to do was kind of an asshole move and it hurt kageyama #and that was the point!!!! it had to hurt kageyama!!! or else nothing would have changed!!! #but nonetheless he hurt kageyama and kageyama hurt him and that was something they both had to overcome and learn to grow from #bc that’s what haikyuu is about #there is not a single character who doesn’t grow and change and get better #we either see them actively do so or we see them start on the path of doing so #and to say kindaichi didn’t DO anything is i think very dismissive of his growth and what he had to go through #in regards to his relationship with kageyama #bc he was always ALWAYS making active choices #and when he told kageyama to not apologize??? not say anything?? #i think he meant for that to go BOTH ways #'if you don't say sorry i won't say sorry' #they've always been a two-way street!!! #kageyama cared and kindaichi cared and the problem was that they couldn't figure out how to show it so the way it came out clashed IMMENSEL #and that's the tragedy of it. that's what went wrong. they hurt each other and they had to figure out where to go from there #and how to change and learn and grow #okay i'm done thanks all going to go eat with a friend <3333

[satorugojoswiife]

Dunno I but I actually feel kinda sad when I see people talking about Gojo like he's some kind of bad person etc etc😩 maybe I take it personally but how can I not when I love him so much😢 do you have such feelings?

No, I get you 😭 it's kind of frustrating to see how often he gets mischaracterized.

#overall gojo is definitely a good person #i feel like some people just took what nanami says in 236 and ran with it #as if panels before that gojo wasnt talking about how he feels like theres no one who understands him #its shown multiple times in the series through his actions that he does genuinely care and has a good heart #mans end goal is to literally dismantle a corrupt system to better the world and future generations 😭 #also the little things 🤧 #like in shibuya when he realizes he cant save everyone so he aplogizes to them (in his own internal monolouge where no one would even hear #him so he literally had no reason to do it other than he did genuinely feel bad that he couldnt help them all) #or when he gets unsealed and one of the first things he does is inquire about the condition of the people who got caught in his domain :( #or when he first talks to nanami in the light novel and when nanami refers to yuji as sukunas vessel gojo corrects him #and is like hes his own person #hes yuji itadori not just a vessel 🤧🤧 #but also yeah he is an asshole #hes full of himself and likes being annoying #hes self absorbed and often does things that benefit him #or chooses to do things not always solely out of the goodness of his heart but bc he thinks it will be entertaining #or he has his interest peaked #he helps the kids hes helped bc he knows they have insane potential and hes interested in seeing what that entails #but he also does it bc he thinks its wrong to take their childhood away #because hes also kind and wants to prevent things like the star plasma vessel incident #all of these can be true at the same time!!! ppl are complex!!!! #oof i rambled too much abdhankdnqkdnwkdnsjs my bad

[italianpersonwithashippersheart]

Things I Want from the Next Ep of Only Friends

At least two scenes with Nick and Sand being friends. We didn't get enough, I want more of the two of them!!

Related, I kind of want a scene with Nick and Ray. I want to become weirdly close friends and both Boston and Sand finding a little weird (not in a jelous way, more in like I am not sure how I feel about this way).

The start of a storyline for Chuem and April (I have some ideas of possibilities)

Any hints about Top and Sand backstory (seriously I need answears!!!) @respectthepetty Looks like we will have to wait at least until the next episode or more to know why these two hate each other!!

SIDE NOTE: I have a new theory, what if they were both dating the same person for a while? Like Sand was in an open relationship and the person he was dating was also sleeping with Top??

Anything that can help me understand why Mew is willing to be be Top and ingore all the red flags. Seriously this man has avoided all relationship so far, why is Top special, why ignore all the signals that Top is not the one for him. Why Top???

#txt #that's all i can think of so far #i am sure there will be more #this show as consumed my entaire self #only friends #only friends the series #ofts #the sand theory is because he seems to be wary of ray's friends who have sex weird realtionship #but i also believe him when he said he only sleep with people more then once if they are dating #him having being an open not clearly defined relationship and that person also being with top would explain their hatred #and the feeling we all get from sand that he knows this is a bad idea #because he has done it before #it would be even more interesting if the person sand had been dating had a crush on top #that would be a real oh my god i can't believe i am doing this a second time kind of situation #but it could be something else #it could also not be that deep #maybe it's just that he thinks he is an asshole #but i don't know #the comment of maybe you just don't know how to take care of what is yours kind of feels personal #and about more then just ray and mew

[sciderman]

ok I know it was like a day or two ago but whoever sent in that ask about Bojack has me rewatching it, I'm on season 4 which is my personal favourite, which seasons your favourite? Any specific episode you like?

man! i really, really need to rewatch it to tell you which seasons i liked best, but i remember i kind of really consistently liked it. i even love the first few episodes of the first season, even though i know public consensus says they're not the best - i kind of just, immediately liked the show. i like that maybe the first episodes were a little lighter and goofier so it eased you into the heavier stuff. and that - characters that seemed light and goofy get extra dimensionality and flaws and baggage and damage as the show progresses. i think just - start to finish, it was really strong, and some select episodes were complete masterpieces. complete masterpieces.

i think i especially love the more experimental episodes - i did a reanimate project for the underwater episode, which is just - a delight of visual storytelling. i love when animation forgoes dialogue and completely leans into visuals. just - i love it. i love it. not that the dialogue isn't brilliant in bojack, because it really is. but even when they don't have dialogue, it's still brilliant.

i think the episode that leapt to mind immediately though is – the stupid piece of shit episode. i just - i think about it all the time. i just - i love being in bojack's head, i love the different animation style, i love the frantic, brutal nature of it. there's just this honesty in bojack that i just - i haven't seen anywhere else. when you see mental health being tackled in other media it's so often so - so sensationalised or demonised or simplified into some evil that needs to be overcome, but bojack just - i don't know. it's so honest about the brain. and that it's not - it's not just one guy who's suffering. it's everyone. it's you, it's me. i just. man. i really loved this show and what it did. i think it's something special.

i think i love media where mental health isn't just a problem exclusive to one bad egg, but like, it's normal. we all have that voice.

#sci speaks #i've kind of had a resounding response from a lot of people about my writing in that #oh i must hate these characters because why would i make them do bad things and say bad things if it wasn't because #oh i want to make them the bad guy #people hate that i make spider-man and deadpool be assholes and do asshole things that hurt people. but #i don't know. bojack is like #one of my favourite pieces of media of all time. i love this sincere #honest kind of writing #that doesn't shy from ugly truths. #and it's funny how it's one of my favourite pieces of media #but i'm afraid to recommend it to people because it's not easy to enjoy. #i guess it's with my writing too. i can't fault people for not liking it #because sometimes it's not easy to enjoy. #but i don't know - this is the kind of writing i love and the kind of thing that stays with me #and i love it so much more than anything sugary-sweet and simplified and easily palatable #i know that's personal tastes. i've apologised for it before #but - it's what i'm interested in writing and it's what i'm interested in reading. #that's just what i'm into. and i should always be honest about that #i think bojack has more merit than most media i've seen #even if i know it's difficult to recommend #and i know the majority of people won't enjoy it. #i want to see more ugly brains that aren't wicked or evil #but just - we all have self-destructive tendencies and... #and we can talk about it. because talking about it might be the only way to recognise those faults in yourself #and understand them #and forgive yourself for them #and make a step towards something better.

[nerosdayinanime]

Please post more about giyu just dating everyone

i should...... gonna start right now cuz ive actually thought about mitsugiyu for the GiyuusFuckingSad au- when hes still moping around in the cafeteria corner she pops over because she saw shinobu, shinobu stops her excited rambling and explains that its Quiet Time and shes like 'oh! okay! i can be quiet!' and she just hangs around to doodle in her sketchbook across from them. giyuu once again baffled by another random girl deciding she wants to hang out near(with?) him when hes literally never said a word in response.

she sees him in the halls and tries to talk with him, he responds minimally but shes encouraged by any response at all and talks to him outside the cafeteria any chance she gets- giyuu's incredibly confused as to why she likes talking to him so much, but one time when he realizes he missed the turn to his class about three halls ago finally notices how much he enjoys listening to her stories (he ended up just walking her to class to hear the end of the story, he was a few minutes late when he got back to his own)

when shinobu starts inviting him to little outings with her friends mitsuri's the first to welcome him, kyojuro and suma quickly follow and hes. very overwhelmed. why did he get introduced to the loudest ones of the friend group first?? contrary to what he thought would happen though, they actually love him and despite how hype the three of them get (and how not hype he usually is) he doesn't ever feel left out or pushed to the side (physically speaking too- suma frequently hangs off him since hes the most stable one around now and mitsuri & kyojuro aren't hesitant to pull him in to make him focus on whatever they're talking about. he likes how free they are with affection towards him like that)

months later he's acquainted with and knows the whole group and they're all out at a restaurant chatting and having fun- giyuu notices how entranced everyone else is at kyojuro's retelling of a story and he can't help but think how much sabito would like them all... mitsuri stops paying attention to kyo and turns to him, "Giyuu? Are you okay?" "Yeah, why?" "You're crying"

the grief finally hits, the tears get heavier despite his attempts at drying them before he starts to panic and excuses himself- he practically runs out and mitsuri worriedly glances back at everyone before excusing herself and running after him. she follows him to the side of the restaurant in the little alley where hes having his breakdown and hugs him- he buries his face in her shoulder and holds back shaking like a leaf for a while before the worst of it passes. she asks what happened, "I-i just- he'd like you all.. he would've loved to meet you.." she knows who hes talking about- well.. she knows he was extremely important to giyuu, and that something happened and he's not around anymore, and that its extremely painful for giyuu to talk about so he just doesn't. she says shes honored by his thought and goes on to try to calm him down/cheer him up, his face looks a mess from the splotchy flush and eye liner- it got smudged to hell and back and hes a little embarrassed by it. only for a moment tho because mitsuri immediately offers to fix it for him. when they're finally ready to go back in they notice obanai standing at the entrance of the alleyway, blocking the view from outsiders. "aw! you're so thoughtful obanai!" "You two good to head back inside now?" "how long were you standing there?" "long enough, you worried everyone running off like that" "sorry.." "don't apologize, idiot. c'mon, lets go eat" and they followed an excited mitsuri back to the rest of the group.

after that mitsuri started inviting him to her apartment to practice makeup art on him since she knew he was okay with it. he was good at sitting still and he liked how gently she touched and moved his face however while she worked, quiet and serene with her music playing from the room over- the first thing she tried out was a simple little water-esque mark on his left cheek. when he was finally allowed to look at it he remembered the time when they were kids and sabito backhanded him there for saying he wished he had died with his sister. remembered how badly he wished he could have gone with sabito too. remembered his final words, 'promise me you'll love again'

he looks back up at mitsuri with a little smile, maybe that promise isn't as impossible for me to keep as i thought. "i like it" "oooh! i just had another idea! what if i made it look like a stream of water coming out the corners of your mouth!?"

#tomioka giyuu #kanroji mitsuri #giyumitsu #giyuu tomioka #mitsuri kanroji #mitsugiyu #loserboy giyuu posting #gfs au #most of this is actually canon to gfs au but this time with added emphasis on his relationship with mitsuri #shes so bubbly and kind its hard not to fall in love with her at least a little bit #(giyuu might also just have a thing for pink hair lmao) #((shit now im thinking of giyuu x sabito/mitsuri/akaza.. full set like.. cedes what have you done)) #i imagine for this version at first obanai is kinda jealous bc giyuu's closer to her but hes too nervous to actually do anything about it #once giyuu and mitsuri actually start going out hes like 'well fuck. there goes my chance. guess i'll pine' #giyu however notices said pining and just straight up 'do you want to date mitsuri?' 'wh- no!' 'cuz i think she'd love #to have two boyfriends to dote on her- give tengen a run for his money' 'what.' 'you liked her since before we even met didnt you? thats #kinda sad. coming from *me*' 'shut up asshole. ..yes i wanna date mitsuri' 'cool. i'll talk with her abt it' #'wait youre not fucking w me rn??' 'no? why would i do that' 'idk.. rub salt in the wound..' 'im bad at cooking' 'ha ha.' #mitsuri w two loserboyfriends who love and adore her immensely<3<3 #vauge other ideas for gfs au: movie night‚ pool party(turned skinny dipping)‚ mitsuri's microwaved stuffed animal #oo also giyuu helps her with outfits- if she finds something she likes or thinks would go great with an outfit but its not fitted right for #her he'll stitch it to fit her perfectly. he also buys her little things that remind him of her. lots of watermelon themed trinkets lmao #ough... i wanna draw them now... #its almost 3 tho and i cant... #...if i wasnt a pUSSY

[lonesomedotmp3]

of course the counter is that at some point they are going to break up and I'm going to have to deal with the terrible awful fallout. so no winning here I don't think

#it would actually be a nightmare. #and the thing is as much as I'm loathe to say it is he IS pretty decent. as far as they go #her taste is horrible she's dated some real assholes #but god. what if she MARRIES that guy! #being taken through all of uni is madness. but I'm getting ahead of myself #speaking of. I need to start dating around. like I don't it'll be a disaster but getting laid could fix me #if I could just get drunk and not be neurotic I think I could pull off cool masc lesbian I really do... #for a night I mean after that I can't guarantee anything #Ideally I should get into a charged homoerotic relationship with someone in my seminars but unfortunately they're all kind of lame. :/ #god I miss epics 101 girl... she was so beautiful it was crazy #there was this one girl and we both voted werewolf for a horror thing but I don't think I've ever seen her again since that first class 💀

[skybristle]

shoutout to the guy who sent me like 3 paragraphs of anon hate after i said i was vulnerable that was so funny

#it actually was rlly funyn they didnt know what they were talking about and were clearly just coping. seething. #malding even #tik tok ass take. completely zero substance #im not that hurt or anything because its anon hate on tumblr and all of the points were so. empty. #but what kind fo asshole does it take to do that #sky rambles #if i actually replied to it i would have gotten the last laugh anyways. bro you cannot win

[starzwithapen]

Floyd x Creek shipper simply because of how funny it is . Floyd is genuinely a very kind and understanding person but then Creek enters the vicinity and Floyd has to physically restrain himself from saying something completely out of pocket about Creek's eyebrows and how he speaks . Asshole 4 lovebird and its not Creek who's the asshole

#GIVE ME ASSHOLE FLOYD NOW #HE'S SARCASTIC AND WITTY he just has sm care in his heart . please put him in a room w someone he feels little sympathy for #who in my head is . creek . like Floyd TRIES because hey theres !! good in everyone !! im sure his good is just REALLY well hidden #but creek is simply like a dickhead #starztalks #also parallels since ummmm . they were in similar situations but creek sold them out and floyd would NEVER dream of doing that #and begged Velvet to leave his brothers alone #so Creek cant pull the “you dont understand what it was like the kind of PRESSURE i was under” because YEAH HE DOES . #so now Creek has to think critically about himself ♡ and maybe be an acceptable dickhead #am I making sense here . am i just yapping off to nobody #I love talking to myself in tags god bless

[tswwwit]

Had a very funny thought in my head of bill successfully getting a cult started at some point between reincarnations just bc he’s bored. By coincidence dipper gets reincarnated into a kid who grows up in said cult and bein all culty n stuff. When it’s finally time for bill to pick up his human he’s low key annoyed that dippin dorks all culty. Problem is immediately fixed when dipper remembers everything and goes back to normal.

The experience becomes a very funny story at dinner parties where dipper cringes and bill thinks it was a wacky time. I imagine the cult gets broken up by dipper bc i want to give them a happy ending too.

Oh boy, poor, poor Bill. It's one thing for Dipper to pretend to be subservient - that's all fun and games, not real. But a version of Dipper where he's actually, sincerely, bowing and kneeling before Bill? That gets a full on 😬 Sure, he likes weird! This is certainly that!

But it's like. The flipped version of Dipper watching Bill cheerfully working at a soup kitchen, or tenderly nursing a baby bunny back to health or something. Not what he should be doing. Bad. Just so wrong. Man, he's gonna be glad when his feisty little guy gets his brains back

Also contains: One confused Dipper, whose 'god' is actually really... annoying?? And for some weird reason, it seems to make said 'god' happy when he finally gets fed up enough to be bitchy about it.

#answers #Bill's equal parts amused and annoyed - it'd be hilarious if it wasn't happening to *him* #As it stands he's just gotta wait for things to sort themselves out #Bill's gonna keep his hands to himself at the outset this time #Something about the idea of trying to seduce Dipper when he's like this makes his organs feel squirmy in a bad way #It's kind of cute having a 'servant' that he just kidnapped. The cult was pretty cool! #He's much *less* thrilled to see the impact it's had on his defiant stubborn husband. The brains are there but they're full of delusions #Again something he would typically like but he's always loved that Dipper liked the *real* Bill. That's not what he's seeing now #Where's that insight?? The fond exasperation?? Where's him calling Bill an asshole and smacking him then kissing him anyway??? #Watching Dipper shrink back and shut his mouth makes Bill disappointed every time. What a pain. #It's frankly a huge relief when Dipper starts getting snappy and petty again; Bill's gonna be *extra* annoying just to encourage it #He knew nothing would keep Pine Tree down for long 😌 #Dipper here going 'I should theoretically be worshipping this guy but he's an ASSHOLE and furthermore a huge goddamn dork.' #Torn between wanting to smother Bill with a pillow and kneel in a different way #Frantically googling whether it's weird to wanna murder your own deity and or seduce him. Can you do both.