#whatever ya wanna call it

[angelpuns]

I've been reading a lot of Autistic Hanzo fanfics lately so if anyone wants some recommendations i got a whole list-

this also includes mchanzo

#or yeehan #whatever ya wanna call it #i use the new name i just think yeehan sounds silly #overwatch posting??? #on ym blog??? #more likely than yoiu think

[firethatgrewsolow]

One shot or fic idea for just mundane everyday things with Robert? Grocery shopping, etc. Despite the many situations I’d love to have a time machine to experience, casually showing him off/being seen with him in day to day life would definitely be one. Just food for thought! 😘

Oh, fun, anon! Cute idea - thank you! 😍😍 Here's a short vignette that came to mind - hope you like it. 💖

“Grab that box, will you?” Michelle wiggled the fingers of her outstretched hand, finally serving Robert a scowl. “Come on. There’s a ton more to get, and we have to ...” the admonishment dissipated as she studied him studying himself. “What are you doing?”

Robert cocked his head, still fixed on his reflection in the freezer door. “You know, the light in here is not very flattering. You might mention that to the manager.”

“It’s a fucking grocery store, Narcissus.”

He brushed a thumb along his slightly bristled chin. “Well, it doesn’t make for a very satisfying shopping experience.”

Michelle snorted. “Repeat. It’s a grocery store. Now please get that stuff on the top shelf. I can't reach it.”

Robert abandoned the makeshift mirror, his focus shifting to the task at hand. “Do you mean this?" he asked, tapping the cardboard box she coveted. "You can’t reach? It’s too high?" He quelled his amusement as she pushed onto her tippy toes in an unsuccessful and very grumpy bid to claim her prize. "I could, ah, help you up if you like. But only if you want it. My help, that is," he hummed, toying with the package.

Michelle stilled, all too familiar with the sing-songy tone. Their eyes met, hers narrowing as she recognized the glimmer shining back at her. Countdown to lip curling in three … two … yep, right on the money.

Robert slithered closer, gently gyrating his hips. “I’m pretty good at getting things up.”

Michelle barked a laugh. “So I hear. Mainly from you.” She glanced to her left, noting the gaggle of shoppers watching them. No, not watching. Staring. Entranced, naturally. She could tell that he saw it, too. Heaven help us, he has an audience. As he prepared to deliver what was sure to be another round of innuendo, she jumped up, snagging the box from under his fingertips. He let out a mighty howl as she landed on his foot. She stomped him again for good measure. "Oh, Lord, don't be so dramatic."

Lips now flat-lined, Robert crossed his arms with a huff. "That wasn’t very nice. You didn't need to-"

"Yes, I did," she shot back, pulling him down the aisle and across the expanse of the store. She thrust a crumpled scrap of paper into his palm. “Here’s your list.”

He grudgingly unfurled it, his demeanor suddenly brightening. "Oooh, lemons, I like it.”

“Only two, Robert, not two hundred.” She grinned devilishly. “And don't forget the diapers."

"Diapers? You mean nappies?" Robert resumed his examination of the sheet. "That's not really my department," he grumbled under his breath.

Michelle whirled around. "Excuse me? Not your department? I seem to recall you were very eager to play a role in it."

The singer shrugged. "That's different. That's what men were designed for. Although some of us do it better than others," he added languidly, the glimmer returning.

Her brow lifted, a soft ripple stirring inside of her. "And some don't."

"Ouch," Robert purred, sensing, or at least hoping for a fracture in her resolve. His gaze flickered to the wall clock mounted over the exit. Hmm ... we could be finished by five, back at home by a quarter til …

"I know what you're thinking."

"I seriously doubt that." He closed the gap between them, nuzzling her neck as his voice dropped an octave. "If you did, you'd likely not still be standing here."

Michelle inhaled sharply, cursing herself for the visceral reaction. God, he smelled so good, everything about him was just ... so good. Goddamnit!

"Gotcha."

His slow, sultry whisper summoned chills across her body, her mouth falling open as she canvassed his every feature. She had them memorized. The thick golden curls dusting his broad shoulders, solid and strong. The little dimples on his cheek and chin, a perfect balance of precious and boyishly insolent. The stormy blue eyes, perpetually kind, perpetually sparkling, until they weren't. And his smirk. Always his smirk. At times shy, most times bold, and without fail, her Achilles heel. Fuck! She'd never tire of any of it. On stage, on the farm, in a fucking grocery store, it didn't matter. She swallowed, doing her best to wrest control, but she knew there was no point. There never was. Oblivious to the burgeoning assemblage surrounding them, she plucked the paper from his grasp, sending it fluttering to the floor. “Let’s get out of here.”

#a bit of mich and rob #ficlet #snippet #whatever ya wanna call it #fun stuff #led zeppelin fanfic #robert plant fanfic

[wander-over-the-words]

Of all the interactions with Nick, one of the funniest to me is if you haven't met Dogmeat yet when you need him to track Kellogg cause no matter what the Sole Survivor says to Nick after he says he has a "friend" who can help, he just won't like?? tell them his buddy's a dog??

and like I KNOW it's because the writers wanted it to be a surprise like "oh look it's Dogmeat!! here he is!! you could've picked him up earlier but you didn't oh well!!"

but it just makes it come across like Nick's rly embarrassed to tell the Sole Survivor that he's friends with a dog. like they're pushing it until Nick just "I just have this friend okay!! let's go outside now!!"

like Nick hon you can tell us you're friends with a dog it's fine

#Fallout 4 #Nick Valentine #if anything Nick it just makes me love ya more #a man who's cool w/ dogs is a man after my own heart #but nah this conversation just gets me ngnnrg like every option makes him go ''oh yeah I've known him for a while'' or whatever #like he rly ain't gonna tell us he's calling a dog huh. #and then if you are like ''what the fuck Nick'' he's all ''yeah so'' like??? this man didn't wanna say that his best mate's a dog

[thebekashow]

Goober in a mask with an angy face :>

(Headcanon ver)

Silly silly <3 I hope he returns for episode 7 or 8..

#thebekashow #art #spooky month #dexter #dexter erotoph #dexter the exterminator #Chibi #or gacha #whatever ya wanna call it :P

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#its seems we really may be at the end of vanity #i missed a call from my dad and thought we might be in a connors birthday situation but no. not yet #he did say that it feels like this is it bc my mom's situation is complicated bc she has so much wrong at this point #its like a h0use md episode. the doctors dont seem to kno what to do and shes not very coherent #so my dad was saying that i should look at flights and by tonight hell let me kno if i should pull the trigger and buy a one way ticket home #it sucks. he sounds rough. i feel so bad for him. his wife of 29 years is dying #its not fair. shes only 53 #i wanna be there but im stuck here across the country. i wanna go home. thats a bit frighting tho bc itll take me at least 10 hrs to travel #and i dont want her to die while im in the air but i also dont want her to suffer #i hope she gets better but if she doenst i hope its fast. there dont seem to do any good options. shes so tried and its so complicated #and if she does get better than this then what would that even mean? my sister says it doesnt feel like there will b a better anymore after #this. and bless her to the ends of the earth she reached out this morning and was giving me updates #comforting to kno im not just being dramatic. its actually just really bleak #its kinda funny tho. my sister was like meh it doesnt seem so bad and then like 10min later she was like yeah no i was wrong its sorta #horrible apprently shes been deterorating #god. if i go back home do i take clothes for a funeral? do i keep up to date with my genomics class? will i become offset from my graduate #cohort? will i get my wish to play with legos at home? all questions worth considering #well. ill deal with whatever comes. so it goes. itll b fine. i mean ill b fine #just sad ya kno? #three weeks ago she was alright and saying she could fly out to take care of me after oral surgery #now shes dying #unrelated

[rosicheeks]

🤔

#ngl thinking about maybe making a separate blog #writing out all the important things I’m learning in php #(mental health program /treatment/ whatever you wanna call it) #I’ve just been learning a lot of really good and helpful things that I wish I would have heard sooner ya know #and maybe making a random post on tumblr might reach the person who needs to hear it the most? #idk just an idea #I’ve been meaning to make a different blog for years now so who knows #just feel like it might be helpful #shut up rosie

[lecliss]

I want to watch Naruto but I don't want to start from the beginning.

#i feel like maybe starting at shippuden but like. i still dont wanna sit through shit ive seen like 4 fucking times #maybe after the hidan and kakazu arc whatever that one was called #thats what i have up to in the manga anyway #oooohhh... but maybe i do kinda wanna watch the zabuza arc. it is a classic after all. but its not worth it #i dont remember off the top of my head what even comes after the hidan/kakazu arc #is it the four tails filler? i love me some filler but maybe i'll skip that just to get into the meat ya know #i hate that netflix has naruto but not boruto. i would rather catch up on that tbh but im too lazy rn. #i dont feel like warching sub rn either and id have to start over if i wanted to watch the bort dub #(i dont actually have to i know. but i wouldnt wanna just jump into a different language like that. i dont like doing that) #the new game just has me hype. i cant stop thinking about nart rn. #i feel like thats a show where i can 20% zone out at any given time anyway so i dont have to fully focus solely on it lol #personal

[blxestar]

Starter for @rathalascendant’s Wave! (Verse Two- Warrior/Deputy. ThunderClan!Wave!AU.)

“Wavekit, dear, it’s time to wake up,” Bluefur whispered to her only kitten, carefully licking the fuzzy she-kit between the ears.

It was late Newleaf- Spring, in human terms- and the trees were budding as new prey filled the forest.

But prey wasn’t the only new thing in the territories.

Bluefur’s precious daughter Wavekit was ThunderClan’s newest arrival. Thrushpelt was going to make a good father.

The only problem, though she wouldn’t admit it to anyone, was that Bluefur didn’t truly love him like a mate would. She only loved him as a friend.

But, nevertheless, she had accepted his proposal out of convenience, and out of fear of hurting him.

As unhappy as she knew she was as his mate, knowing she couldn’t be with Crookedjaw… it was alright, she told herself. She had her daughter now, and she would keep Bluefur satisfied.

Right?

The blue-gray queen stood up slowly, brushing her tail tip over her kit’s forehead. “Shall we go visit your father in the warriors’ den?”

#ic #rp threads #threads #Verse Two- Warrior/Deputy #rathalascendant #bluestar and wavepelt #bro i’m so excited!! #kept in mind that mari was born in late spring :) #or mid… whatever ya wanna call it lol

[joansblondells]

would you hating little bitches fuck off out of the hellcheer / chrissy tag with your anti posts I beg. couldn’t actually care less who you ship or don’t or what you think JQ believes or what’s canon and what’s not bla bla because

1. am not 14 years old and so don’t care to police what ppl do on the internet for funsies

2. it’s fiction my angel 🫶 it’s not real 🫶 it’s pretend 🫶 it’s a tv show 🫶 take a deep breath

stop harshing the fucking vibe !! get out of my beloved tag !! I’m underneath your beds !!!!

#this is a psa for losers ! calling all losers ! #ship war nonsense is such a fucking bore who cares #it’s the same 3 points of contention overrrr and overrrr if you don’t enjoy a ship ? don’t talk about ?! who gives a fuck ?!?! #not everything is a moral crusade you don’t have to justify disliking a ship ya just don’t like it 👍 good on ya #actually don’t even care that much if you wanna wax poetic about your soul deep hatred for chrissy and hellcheer fucking whatever #but keep it out of the tags . lmfao #the whole back and forth w/ getting jq’s ship endorsement is so 😭 it’s all just a bit of fun let everyone enjoy their shippy scraps #don’t bring all that twt mess over to my sacred tag #hellcheer #chrissy cunningham #📣😶‍🌫️

[faineant-girl]

yeah anyways i dont think fuckers who dont bother with fashion shouldnt have any fucking words to say about unique fashion or boundary pushing with fashion but especially when its on fat people because theyre not fucking slick!!!!!!!

#.vent #im really mad about this #watched a short where a gal used jeans as a shaul. it was cute ill say ya know. #it was an outfit based on a runway look ya know #nearly every single fuckin comment was some shit like girl be serious this has to be satire #or fucking. erm i dont care that shes fat this outfit is ugly though i cant say that without being called fatphobic though lol!!!! #SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP. NOBODY FUCKING ASKED YOU IDIOT #also the amount of people saying just the cruelest shit in her comments. genuinely devistat8ng kinda makes me wanna fucking hurt myself #so if you give unnecessary criticism to only fat girls in fashion your souls are cold your hearts weak and you will go to hell when you die #god i hate. having to see thoughts and words from other people. it really makes me confident to see that people will be mean to fat girls #<- sarcasm. if you coukd not tell #whatever. fuck it man.

[kazeofthemagun]

XEL ORT V - Technomancer

[Lmfao, fish OC. Or, rather, as the species is now called on this blog Vodyanoi. Well, as soon as the idea of a water elemental doing electricity magic to power a mech invaded my head, I could not help myself.]

[Xel is the fifth head of house Ort at the tender young age of 37 (for her race. We headcanon'd Pist quite old and by quite I mean 300+). The Vodya Technocracy has been in disarray ever since Chaos devoured and incorporated the world into Wonderland, and not many families survived. Instead of banding together and cooperating to actually stand a better chance at surviving, the houses began to compete even more fiercely than before after the definite fall of the prominent house of Shaz.]

[Scientific innovation is the only authority respected by and capable of uniting the squabbling noble families under a common banner. Xel sees her career opportunity in refining military shellcraft as well as studying Mist thaumaturgichemistry. Having invented tech capable of rendering her body extremely conductive to electricity, she uses her liquid form-turned-energy current to power and pilot her shell, Volt.]

[She hopes to one day harness the ability to freely shapeshift the malleable Vodyanoi body into Mist - granting her mastery over all three states of matter and practical immortality. Possessing such technology would surely help her unite and take command of the remaining houses - directing the self-destructive species on a road to regeneration.]

#okay so I uhhh have plans for her now #mhm #final fantasy unlimited #ff:u #ffu #ffu pist #gonna tag as pist cuz... yanno... the race... #yup her nose is an amplifier symbol lmao #[[Bolt of the Deep Blue ║ Xel Ort V #I also hc the nose/chest/whatever ya wanna call it emblem is the house emblem #she's gonna end up in Ana's team most likely #down the line #my art #vodyanoi

[zz-chikorita]

Ngl I am having so much fucking fun writing this chapter. Like, I literally cannot stop smiling!

#writer stuff #zz c rambles #jr updates #i wanna get it done soon so i can share it with all of you but i also wanna make sure it's perfect #because its such a fun arc or whatever ya wanna call it #but yes gimme that sweet sweet writer dopamine

[ahhscheisse]

there’s something that happens to me when i see someone enjoying something i like but what they’re enjoying is essentially y’know. “grunge” at $200. does that make sense? i go absolutely feral inside my own head when i see a kid dress “goth” and it’s y’know. very watered down. more fashionable. like GOD FOR FUCKING BID you not be attractive to your followers for one damn post. i mean, if you’re gonna dress “grunge” for clicks, go to a thrift store, buy cheap, ratty, ugly ass ill-fitting clothes, y’know? punk isn’t just ripped jeans and a pristine leather jacket. there’s more to these things. they go so much deeper than what people are giving them credit for. grunge has nothing really to do with clothing except for the idea of, y’know, “reduce reuse recycle” even if their intent wasn’t inherently eco-friendly. they were broke, y’know? they bought what they could afford and wore that shit until it disintegrated and i SWEAR TO GOD i will completely lose my cool if i ever see a pair of ripped tights on some high end fashion website again i WILL LOSE IT.

#personal #dress how ya wanna #i really don’t care #it just irks me to my core when stuff gets watered down #grunge is a silly word I KNOW but the movement #whatever you wanna call it #it was music with emotion and honesty and vulnerability #i have never found music like it before #not at that level #not that consistently for each band #y’know? eddie vedder could have been reading shit from my journals #it made SENSE #people were finally being honest and toning down the rockstar ego bullshit #so when i see people taking something so close to my heart and making it Fashion™️ #it fills me with this awareness that the beginning has ended #i wasn’t there to witness it’s birth #i wasn’t there for that shift within music #it brings this snootiness #this y’know fashion industry *what can we destroy and sell* sort of thing #this argument has been had 100 times before #and i’ve said nothing new #but i want people to be genuine again #i want people to care again #everyone is fucking jaded and no one wants to like what they like - only like what won’t get them hate comments #i mean c’mon y’know start liking things again! #i never held back and still don’t #i wore cosplay to an mcr concert in like 2009 #i had a fucking blast #no one’s weird comments phased me #and i miss seeing kids being like that

[kaustic]

well okay :( i can't blame you for tilting into being toxic and discoursing bc ive been there but if you truly want followers gone and hate people shipping dnf (because it does come across as that and not just being anti-truthing) then i'll see myself out. its a shame since i did like some of your takes and enjoy drunz dynamics too. god speed.

no i don't hate people shipping i actually do like dnf despite what my enraged thoughts may seem. like you can unfollow I'm not gonna stop you, but if you're normal about dnf then idgaf. if you felt called out by my posts tho, i can't help that

#like if ur a mutual im def gonna be sad to see ya go #but look if you can't see how people have stopped treating d.nf as real people and are being super invasive about they're friendship #that's not on me #im still gonna consume dnf content im still gonna read dnf fics #if you wanna call me anti dnf go for it #but i think there is a line that shouldn't be crossed when it comes to shipping irl creators #and analyzing their every move to be how they're secretly dating or secretly in love each other is weird to me #if you're okay with that im not gonna say to your face that you're immoral and wrong #because yeah it is a subjective thing but to me (and i know a lot of other people) it is something that's really invasive #discourse #kit's beloved anons #sorry if i came across and anti dnf that's not my intention #i think you should ship whatever the fuck you wanna ship just be respectful about it

[lecliss]

I think a 10yo just got attached to me in genshin and if this keeps up its gonna make me not wanna play cuz I don't wanna come off as mean if I have to tell her to give me some space, but I wanna play in peace ya know?

#she came into my world i think saturday night or sunday morning. thats how long i played. and chatted for a minute then left #then the second i logged on this morning she immediately hopped in and started calling me Ed #and she was asking questions and im polite so i answered and she was like you can ask me questions #and since she asked how old i was i asked back snd she was all uh um well im 10 #and thats fine to me cuz im not gonna be a weirdo anyway #but then she asked if i had a wife and i said no im not interested in girls so thats probably when she was sure i was a safe adult #and someone else joined and she dm'ed me that she didnt like him and right after he left so did she #and when i opened my world back up later she immediately popped in again #and wanted me to go to whatever a playstation party is while i was doing a quest and i had to politely tell her no twice #and then it segwayed into material hunting with her so i could still do something productive in game at least #but at one point she called me her bff and started talking about how she just got a phone #and im worried she may end up asking for my number or something. like hell nah #like. im all for being friendly and playing a game together and casual chatting. again. i have no intention of EVER being a weirdo #but shes coming off as immediately REALLY attached and i dont need to be going through shit like that again #ive had people get REALLY attached to me in some games previously and not leave me alone while im trying to play #and then they blow up at me when i ask for some space. so i dont wanna deal with that again #especially from a 10yo. i really dont wanna upset anyone by rejecting them or asking for space #but sometimes its too much and i just wanna do what i want in the game #and i kinda really dont wanna have a 10yo tailing me the whole time i wanna play #especially cuz shes 10 ya know? friends are cool but im a little too old to be a bff to her imo #i think i'll just try keeping my world closed when i log off so i wont log on and she immediately pop in first thing #i dont wanna block her off completely cuz i dont mind if she comes by every once in a while. just not all the time ya know? #personal

[wellnesscard]

if you guys want a guy thats the sweetest snuggler and so spunky and hilarious still at 10y old get u a chiweenie

#chihuahua weiner dog every mix of these looks different hes a sturdy boy hes my everything #so much personality #i was gonna take him on a forest adventure he chased some deer last time the deer were unbothered like wygd lil boy 😂 #they were right it was so cute tho his lil rump while he runs #hes got such a funny gait. his haunches. his front legs are built and go side to side his back end is so narrow hes just like his daddy #i didnt like him at first hes devons dog hes my stepdog now i always grew up w big dogs n hes so little and girthy and weird im obsesssssed #it is funny. like i said. every chiweenie i see is built different (i think theyre becoming a popular breed? and not for no good reason this #dude rocks) #but yea the funniness in his mimicking of devon #hugeass shoulders and chicken legs #its funny his dad and brother are the same way. his dad calls them his “cheetah legs” 😂 #small guys. hes the tallest in the fam clocking in at 5'7. all of them have effortlessly huge shoulders and small everything else #his sister too shes built she lives in the same town as us so she comes over to use our benchpress and weights every now n then #she could throw me forsure. im from this lanky family my brothers are both like 6'5 im just average at 5'9 i wishh i broke the 6ft threshold #were like long lanky. stg im meant to wander i walk walk walk my sister dad and cousins are marathon runners #i dont know what im doing when im not travelling on my feets its everything to me. ive been compared to those classic bigfoot photos with #w his arms swangin bc i do walk like that each stride is 3 ft gotta take advantage of these stilts #there was this girl in my highschool i was fascinated w the way she walked she had negative three inches on me but each step was like #a mini lunge #and ya actually you get the bounciness going it works well #ive been described as a stomper which is true but its not cos im mad or whatever its like ice climbing you wanna make sure ur cleats sunk in #wavy lanky postural sway its a dance small steps are actually harder i lunge and correct. #being on a boat makes so much sense to me its just these movements and strong rooted feet w a swaying-to-the-enviroment everything else #damn. so this post was originally abt my awesome dog?