#why dont they make movies like this anymore

[onismdaydream]

HIIII!!!!! it's me again, the most obsessed and horniest yuji lover!♡🎀

Didn't have anything to do today so I have been on tumbler looking for any yuji content I can get my hands on :p! And I am just OBSESSED with headcanons, specifically yuji as your boyfriend! AHH!!!

Like, how would he first tell you he likes you? How long would it take? Ugh, now me personally, I can only imagine having a movie night alone, megumi and nobara canceled ofc because they don't want to watch whatever bs movie yuji picks :(. And then so there you are, Both cuddled up on the couch, a little to close together, and he is just.. so flustered! But why? It's not like he likes you or anything! Well, turns out he does and he JUST realized. So when the two protagonists in the romantic comedy yall are watching suddenly confess, he can't hold it back! It just blurts out of his mouth..which would be a bad thing, until you reveal you like him back!♡

Idk, I just find it soo cute, and honestly totally something he would do. 🤷‍♀️. But then like, first date? Would he take you to eat, the movies, or maybe to the mall?

Now this one, I'm not too sure, to many options and I love them all, but he would DEFINITELY make it romantic and cute ><!

Okay, but now like one of the MILLION dollar questions is.... how would he act on your period!

I'm sorry, but every single small headcanon, or fic of how ANYBODY would treat you while ur on your period is straight up Crack to me. I NEED IT. I love the wholesome headcanons. 😔🎀!

I think.. he would notice that your acting different, he cares about you after all so he notices every little thing. So when he sees you look uncomfy or maybe rubbing you hand on your thigh, trying to relieve some pain.. he asks you what's wrong! And when you tell him, I feel like he would IMMEDIATELY do whatever you want to make you feel better. LITERALLY.

"Oh. Really? Is there anything I can do?"

Chocolate? In ur hands the second you ask. Meds for the pain, he's got them? Blanket? YES! cuddles? Okay, is that even a question? OBVI!!!

Second million dollar question is how/what he would do yalls first time. Last headcanon i said was crack, but this one is like all drugs COMBINED. I like to think it would be a makeout session gone to far..

That movie you played has a sex scene, which, really doesn't bother you or him.. or it usually doesn't. Today though, a small thought forms in his brain. How would you look? Sound? Smell? Taste? Feel..? And then it's akward, because you're so close, and his hand just starts massaging your thigh, and he has to kiss you! Which at this point in the relationship isn't like super surprising, I'm sure yuji loves to kiss you. But this one feels different, yujis face is just soo pink, and he almost can't keep his hands off of you! Cupping one cheek while pushing you down on the couch with the other, so he's on top.. then one of his knees pushes your thighs apart.. 🧎‍♀️

You know the rest.

But I also like to think maybe yall are making out, you on top of his lap, but you can't stop squirming! And it really isn't on purpose, you swear.. but yuji can only take so much, And eventually he can't hide his moans anymore!

Yeah idk I feel like humping n shit, maybe cummin in his pants is SO hot. UGH

I don't think it would really be planned..😋🎀

Also, I feel like he would be super flustered and kinda embarrassed with oral. In the sense that, he could spend hours between your thighs (we all know he's a munch), but the first time you ask to suck him off, he probably turns into a whiny mess.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS. Like- I'm sorry, but no matter how dominant or kinky people make yuji, which I won't lie I love, you CANNOT tell me this man doesn't whine or moan your name. You simply can't. LOOK AT HIM.!!! 🧎‍♀️🙏

I just, have so many thoughts and headcanons.. l can't control myself yuji headcanons are literally my drug. I love the subby ones, the Dom ones, fluff ones, smut ones... I DONT CARE. If a yuji headcanon exists, I WILL read it.

Omg, I have so much more but I have already made this soo long. I honestly just wanted to ask if you would ever make your own yuji head canons? Maybe you already have and I can't find it.. BUT LET ME KNOW!

I just HAVE to know what headcanons are floating around in that wonderful brain of yours!♡

Also so glad to see you liked my past rant♡♡!!!

I really hope you have a good day/night!!!! Make sure ur taking care of urself babes bc I can't survive without you><! 🎀

(Also sorry for any typos or whatever, this was 100% rushed because my fingers physically cannot keep up with all the thoughts I have of yuji.)

With a heart full of love, and a brain full of yuji,

-your horniest yuji lover!♡🎀

hi lovely <333

gonna put this under a read more so it doesn't take up too much space!

oooh headcanons are fun!! i don't post a ton, not for any particular reason, i just seem to gravitate towards snippets in established relationships.

omg yuji just blurting it out :(( what a sweetheart! he is mortified but i feel like he would try his best to play it cool, though his face feels like it's on fire from how flushed it is!! but then you tell him that you also like him and he visibly relaxes SO much and has the biggest smile on his face and he immediately wants to hug you and hold you close <3

i think for first dates, he would lean towards movies/mall, this way it's still semi-public. it's not that he doesn't want to spend time with you alone (he wants to soooo badly), but i think he thinks he has to take it slow and be sweet and gentlemanly. like he was definitely taught the "proper way" to court a girl by his grandfather, so he holds doors open for you and pulls out your chair and brings you flowers and stuff and its just so sweet of him idk. he might hesitate a bit for pda stuff, but once you give him the okay, he is constantly holding your hand or wrapping an arm around you!! maybe even asking for a kiss!! (side note: i think yuji gets all pouty when you forget to give him a goodbye kiss later in the relationship)

yes!! yuji would ABSOLUTELY be doing anything and everything for you as soon as he notices any symptoms or side effects. he's also the type to track your period on his phone lol just so he can prepare and give you some chocolate or whatever else might help! he is just like. the nicest and most caring boyfriend ever <3333

OOOH i love love love both of those for first time ughhh!! i have a fic i've been meaning to work on more but i'm just a little too fried to write much of anything, anyway its a dry humping fic with yuji because i just know he loves the feeling of it ! he can't even get embarrassed from cumming in his pants because it feels so good and he likes how dirty it is (he's a bit of a perv :3). BUT i also love the idea that he just can't help himself and he's so wrapped up in the moment that he doesn't even notice that his knee is pressing against your core... like he's licking into your mouth and grinding against you and you have to pull away because holy shit this feels great and you want more!! and it's kinda rushed and messy, barely taking clothes off but you both need each other so bad!!! (he makes up for it by taking his time with you for round 2 lol)

oh what i would GIVE to suck his dick... yuji is 100% super vocal in my opinion, like he cannot be quiet, which is why his mouth is always on you when he's fucking you! he's always kissing or biting or talking, so when you're sucking him off, he is left to just talk and make so much noise. whining and praising you because it feels so good to have your mouth wrapped around him <3 like imagine sitting between his strong thighs, looking up at him, and his eyes are half lidded, mouth open as he breaths heavily, tongue darting out to lick at his lips, muscles flexing as he tries not to force your head further down or buck his hips up.... ugh he's so hot...

i'd love to write more headcanons and other things for yuji!! its just a matter of me getting inspired or having the energy right now. work has been super draining for me so its been a little difficult to get my brain working lol but im hoping it'll pass in a few weeks

thank you for sharing these with me!!! i love hearing other people's thoughts and headcanons like its just so fun to see what's similar and whatnot :3

#.asks #.anon #yuji lover 🎀 anon #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuji itadori

[alicentsgf]

stardust (2007) really has everything. murder. mayhem. witches. gay pirates. unicorns. true love. claire danes. blond henry cavill before blond henry cavill was cool. subtle but wildly inappropriate jokes. a beheading. a lost princess. a running commentary of sarcastic ghosts. and more murder.

#its one of the movies i always end up watching when i feel shitty #stardust 2007 #why dont they make movies like this anymore

[violentdevotion]

wait do you have a fav boys character yet ?

i really like butcher but i feel like that's a basic answer and also the wrong answer. in another world id like frenchie but i can't get over how much i hate the actor. I love maeve theres never a moment she's on screen where im thinking get this woman outta here she's always entertaining to me. i like starlight but (and this is probably a bit nasty to say) there's smth a little uncanny valley about her sometimes where when she's talking im not listening but staring at her face trying to see what features throwing me off. I hate ashley but the actress played an insufferable character in jessica jones too and I really appreciate her ability to play The Most annoying woman you know.

centrist answer i like them all (except stormfront. hated her before i even knew she was a nazi. she was on insta live and i was waiting for her to explode and die) but my fave would have to be butcher bc i find im rooting for him the most and constantly justifying his actions. but sometimes karl urbans accent pisses me off. also black noir but he doesn't Do anything so it's hard to have him as a fave bc he's barely there.

#ameeras.got.mail #kieran tag #ik men like soldier boy so ill wait to see him do some evil disgusting horrendous thing that would make most ppl go ew he sucks but make #cis men ages 18-35 go wow hes soo cool #i like kimiko too but i dont think im allowed to say shes my fave when sometimes when shes like i dont want to be a weapon anymore :( im #mad at her and thinking get over it. i like mm but hes kinda this mother hen character and i dont rly tend to favour characters who are the #rational voice of reason like can we please get some conflict here #hughies whatever. i rly like his dad though lets go simon pegg #in the 7: homelander sucks. i find a train fun but his athlete storyline wasnt compelling to me personally bc the more i thought about it #the more i thought his superpower sucks. despite it all i find the deep kinda fun. i like that hes a scientologist. #didnt like transparent. was meh about lamplighter. didnt like whats his name sonicboom?? had a personal vendetta against that hijabi supe #we saw for like 2 seconds girl what are you doing there !!!!!! why are you playing into the diversity market !!!! #like edgar but in the way everyone likes giancarlo esposito's characters #nadia is whatever she was always meh to me even as a background character but i rly love the idea of having the superpower to explode #peoples heads with your mind i cant help but think of the xmen and think about if there was a mutant with the ability to explode heads with #their mind and that was their only ability and what a hard fucking sell that would be for xavier #(ive never read the xmen comics and have only seen some of the movies so i like to imagine charles xavier as lilo in the lilo and stitch #cartoon where every episode she would find an experiment with a unique function to destroy and would have to find it a home where it could #help instead. like yeah this experiment fattens people up and eats them lets put him in a resturant or smth #but with mutants #this mutant makes ice lets send him to a fridge company. this mutant explodes heads lets.... erm. #)

[silenthillbunni]

🐁☁️🌫️

#sorry gnna sound like a shit person now but im not feeling well i just need to rant #nothing good ever happens to me. every aspect of my life is a mess. im constantly miserable w nothing to pull me out of it #it's been getting worse nd worse for years nd if it keeps getting worse im not gnna be able to take it much longer #ofc there are sooo many others who have it way way way worse than i do. so i feel weak nd pathetic for being so affected by it when i know #it could be literally sm worse than it is now. like i get that. i know im not nearly as bad off as many ppl are #but idk still it's rlly tough to have *nothing* that makes me keep going. the literal only thing is that i dont kms bc i dont wanna hurt mom #bc im poor so i cant do ANYTHING. i cant go anywhere. not the cinema not concerts not to the mall not to the bookstore not an amusent park #i cant even go to cafées bc i dont have any money at all to spend on that #i have no friends to hang out w. even if i couldnt afford going anywhere i cant even just take a walk or sit nd talk to them bc there r none #my sisters havent talked for me in over a year #and like yada yada i dont have anything to pull me out of my misery bubble. no friends to comfort me no family to hang out w #nothing to do or nowhere to go. hell i havent even been able to eat for 8 months so i cant even like eat smth yummy nd watch a movie lmao #i cant even read bc of the constant noise! i cant go out into the forest bc there r always subway construction work or choppers or gun shots #i know im 'focusing on the negative' but what am i supposed to do when theres nothing positive to focus on lol????? #im always physically uncomfortable bc of pain nd health issues nd im always anxious nd stressed too so like... yay #and. this is where i sound mean but like after years nd years of nothing good happening to me... idc for others anymore like #when they talk abt their loving relationships and their kind friends nd them going to concerts im like.. wow !! u get to be happy!! i dont!! #im just envious nd jealous nd bitter bc why cant i have ANYTHING good???? not just ONE fkn thing? #other ppl get to have multiple things but i get nothing????? #and its not exactly like i hate them or wish illwill on them im just like wow kinda dont feel sympathy for u bc u have sm things #i've never had :))) nd u can never understand how awful it feels to be deprived of it so idc :))))

[infernaltenor]

am i trying my hand at a shitty fyodor analysis? yes. yes i am. this may be slightly deranged as it is also 3am where i live but i wanted to take a closer look into the similarities/asagiris line the fyodor is based on the joker. specifically, he mentions the dark knight joker, and imo this is where everything gets a little muddled.

personally i havent seen the joker (as in the movie) and i havent watched the dark knight in a while, but the difference between the imaginings is very focused in backstory. the dark knight features much more as a backstory for two face and not the joker, its just the joker who backs batman into a corner: either you make the city turn on the greatest politician its had, or you sacrifice yourself. from my understanding of the joker’s version, hes a much more anti-societal character, and while an argument can be made for fyodors dislike of abilities and wish to destroy them and the similarity there, i genuinely am not qualified enough to say.

but dark knight joker does make a good argument. for one, the introductory story of the joker changes every time. the repeat line of “do you want to know how i got these scars?” is the only part of his story that does not change. the only reason i point this out is because of the mystery behind fyodors backstory and his ability. this also ties into what i would argue to be the strongest point of fyodors inspiration by dark knight!joker; his introductory scene on ace’s ship and the ultimate killing of everyone on it.

why do i cite this scene in particular? routinely when joker shows up he tends to spin a small story about himself before killing everyone in the room, including allies. during fyodors introduction on ace’s ship he proceeds to follow this closely. spins a lie about his ability and kills every member on the ship, including karma, who’s pov we follow.

in relation to the most recent chapter, i think fyodor is hopping on this plan a bit as well. screw with sigma with some indication of himself (i.e., that of the split personalities) but ultimately he does plan on killing sigma and dazai, and (possibly?) chuuya as well.

but not only do i think this relates to fyodors introduction, oh no, i think this also sheds more light on nikolai and fyodors relationship, purely due to the fact that the dark knight is a movie which shows the origin of two face and how joker fits in. obviously i could go on with how dark knight!joker is much better of a manipulator than other characters (the use of harvey dent as two face, cornering batman, etc) but nikolai and fyodor are referenced to have a past together, and nikolai is flighty in an almost similar way!

without confirmation, i cant say for sure that nikolai and fyodors dynamic was 100% meant to be read as that dynamic from the movie, but i think it can shed light on the particular way the characters interact. of course nikolai comes to the conclusion of killing fyodor to release himself from his birdcage, whatever trap nikolai feels he is under could be implied to have been caused by fyodor, and i only say that due to the connection with the dark knight. harvey dent only becomes two face because his girlfriend gets literally blown up by the joker. so why does nikolai become, well, nikolai?

#anyway. 3am ramble. sorry this is a long post and might not make much sense lol i was struck with it. #bungou stray dogs #bsd #fyodor dostoevsky #im only tagging him even tho theres a lot of mentions sorry. hes my focus. #i dont know why i got struck with this??? fyodoros far from my favorite character #i think its because ive seen bits and pieces of the dark knight like ten million times and like #clearly people werent thinking of the same movie based on the reactions to asagiri stating fyodor was based on the joker sm #h #cmon guys the joker has differences based on every interpretation hes ever been in #early jokers were silly goofy guys #i dont even know what theyre doing with him anymore #my point is dark knight!joker was very much an intentional based manipulator character with an air of unintentionality #he lies constantly and changes stories but hes good at backing people into corners #and what do we see consistently with fyodor? #he lies and changes stories but hes incredibly good at backing people into corners #ok im done. sorry for misspelling his name earlier in the tags im not rewriting all of that. #bsd analysis #for posterity #tenor talks

[nerosdayinanime]

trying to figure out how to draw na'vi

#neros art tag #avatar #na'vi avatar #NAVI SMUT?? idk why im surprised but thAT WAS THE FIRST TAG THAT POPPED UP #anyways avatar's my favorite movie & it just now clicked that I Can Draw That Now #unfortunately ive never studied human anatomy in my life and now im jumping into na'vi anatomy so Its Not Gonna Look Good #1st one was no references 2nd one was with references 3rd one was after actually looking up their biology & Studying The References #also as always w me they live in the snowy deserts of the poles #its supposed to be like thick curly hair but with straight strands sorta woven into it and that makes it LOOK straight #but i dont know how to draw that without putting super meticulous detail and drawing every individual added strand so i just made it straig #i had the idea that the animals that live there have long fur to withstand the cold & they add that fur to their hair to make it thicker & #insulating as well. and also wearing the pelts to keep warm #giyuu & makomo's hair is black while sabito's is brown and he found an animal with a weird fur color so he still gets his odd hair color #honestly ive been in my own little echo chamber with kny for so long that theyre nowhere near canon anymore #one of the reasons im so reluctant to post abt any of it #but this is My House for My Enjoyment #need to burn that into my skull #kny avatar au #< another au tag #oh i forgot the hair accessories #another animal they hunt they turn its showoffy-bits into hair pins basically #hhghh *post* #fuck i forgot to tag the Them #tomioka giyuu #kny sabito #kny makomo #giyuu #sabito #makomo

[stitchwraith-stingers]

fnaf fans are such cowards, this is basically the series where you can do fuck all with the game characters and be able to see them how you pleace but they all do the same thing

they always make mike this sad sop of a man, same with crying child but in an annoying way and elizabeth is just always spoiled and 100% evil

i need more asshole mike, more angry and spiteful crying child, sad and lonely elizabeth, seriously you can do anything they have no personality (except for elizabeth? the voicelines at the end of pizza sim)

micheal could have been a huge asshole, like yeah hes still trying to avenge what his father has done but hes still plauged by what hes done, murdering his sibling, people still cant seem to look him in the face right because of that when he walks into the neighbor hood, crying child could have been a kid so frustrated over their family life or whatever else you decide that they rip off anything they see, maybe they were biting and clawing micheal snd the other guys before being thrown in fredbear, elizabeth could have wanted her fathers attention, just trying to play with him, but william is so wrapped around his creations he doesnt give her too much thought, obviously he does still warn her, but elizabeth is just trying to be a kid again even after her death, and this is more out-of-canon but maybe after being in there for so long shes forgotten about how she was in her past life and that is why shes like that, all she remembers is william

(ignore any spelling mistakes im too tired to check them and im going in circles i think, you get the point)

#calico.exe #fnaf #five nights at freddys #its why i just dont care about micheal anymore #yeah he IS the protag but the way so many people see him just kinda ruined him for me #i kept seeing posts like 'micheal would not do that' BRO HE HAS NOTHING GOING ON HE WOULD PROBABLY DO THAT DEPENDING ON HOW U SEE HIM #again this is just about game mike not movie mike dont kill me #also i would say something about william but ive seen people argue over making him a good dad or a bad dad but honestly idc #do whatever u want make ur own fnaf

[vraska-theunseen]

im genuinely so frustrated right now the way i always am about this one thing but i can't even sustain the misery right now because i've never been able to come up with any kind of answer no matter how many miserable drafts i write and hours i stay up thinking so it's just making me laugh how the posts im writing to keep in my drafts keep turning into my fucking. autobiography. "...i remember a stage kiss with a tall girl in theater camp (her name was ashley or jennifer or something she could do the splits)" that's literally so funny. jennifer or ashley do you remember playing spin the bottle at the arden theater camp in 6th grade it's apparently pretty core for me

#guys its just literally so stupid bc i have a concern but i don't know if i even want it solved or explored it just makes me feel so fucking #lonely! so im stuck in this place where i dont want to go out and figure it out i just want things to happen to me but i also am scared of #things to happen to me and i also know that its not just a happening to me thing it's a thing i have to feel and pursue but man how am i #supposed to know how to do it if i can't like. literally so dumb i don't even know #i want to have already experienced things i and i want to already know things and how i feel about them because it feels too embarrassing to #be having a go at it now like im a little kid because i'm not anymore but man what am i meant to do just shoulder the whole weight now when #im an adult why couldn't i have it before. why couldn't i know how to do it. and no matter how many tv shows and movies i watxh i'll never #get anything like that bc that's not real. that can't be my bar that's not real! this is so stupidnobody read this nobody read this #alex talks

[krawdad]

Considering how canon works with muppet stuff making an origin story for the electric mayhem seems like an odd choice

#i mean #its a great idea as far as things you can get fans to click on i guess #i dont know how else to describe it other than fanfictiony? #which #i mean i guess theres not really any practical separation anymore is there #like. maybe its just me that cares more about what kermit does with the banjo than like where he got it from or why? #i get that it would be much harder to sell a series where they run a deli or some shit but i would be more interested in that #the characters can stand on their own just give them something they want and throw silly obstacles at them until you've told your story #or make them do Shakespeare or adapt classic movies or anything holy shit

[tenrose]

Like it was one of the rarest shows asking the viewers to use their brain for once and they cancelled it.

It had an international multilingual cast actually speaking their own languages for once and they cancelled it.

Plus I'm sure the writers had a plot ready for a specific number of seasons and no more, like they had with Dark, and they still cancelled it.

#1899 #yet they let shit shows with no coherence past s3 airing for way too long #and they only make reboots and book adaptations #can't we have original stuff for once? #😤😤😤 #anyway this is why I dont watch shit anymore #im back to my books #on the book adaptation topic #it's not that im against it #hdm is a good adaption #i mean nothing can do 100% justice to a book but it's not the topic #but having actual scenarists writing something specifically for a show is different #book writing and tv shows writing are too different things #like tv (and movies tbh) writers also deserve to be able to write full original stuff #but i don't think the american movie and tv industry is ready for that #they fucking hate creativity

[sonknuxadow]

its so crazy how many people there are who are obsessed with movie eggman and think hes so cool and hot and make endless piles of fanart and fanfic about him and agent stone but dont care about anything else in the sonic movies. or the sonic franchise in general. not even other versions of eggman . hello . why are you here

#okay the agent stone love i understand . not enough to get why people only care about him and nobody else but i love him too #but . robotnik? yeah he has some funny moments but i dont really see the appeal enough to get why people are so obsessed with him #maybe its because im also a fan of other sonic media and have seen the other versions of eggman and like those better #and again like i said most of these people arent actually all that into sonic just these two specific characters and only in the movies #i literally remember seeing people getting upset when movie eggman started looking more like game eggman because he ''wasnt hot anymore'' #like okay . i dont think you like eggman actually . why are you here #im not trying to like gatekeep or whatever i just dont understand it at all #not to pull the fatphobia card but i have to wonder if the obsession with movie eggman and lack of interest in other versions #is at least partially caused by the difference in body type. like ohh they make eggman skinny and suddenly everyone loves him. i see .

[spacedlexi]

rant incoming lol ive been broken emotionally. this goes out to anyone who feels like theyre living in the twilight zone rn like i do

#i hate the wednesday show lol i cant take it anymore #jenna ortegas performance is the only thing getting me through this #i cant believe how much praise this is getting its actually breaking my brain #nothing about this is giving addams family.... #you could literally change them out for new characters and it wouldnt make a difference #im watching wednesday on a date watching legally blonde i REALLY cant take this anymore #cant believe they put wednesday in an environment where she isnt an outcast #even tho the show keeps TELLING me shes still an outcast #put her back in the prep school in conservative middle america that is where the addams family was designed to THRIVE #and every character is so boooorrrriiinnnnggg #except for bianca kind of she has potential #every time they try to do some kind of reference to the movies im just like 'dang wish i was watching that instead rn dont remind me' #AND i cant believe they really gave wednesday the 'ugh im a teen and i hate my mom' trait #the whole POINT of the addams family is that they are the antitheses of the average nuclear family #so why give her this extremely common teenage girl trait #this show is fine if you have never had any exposure to the addams family or just straight up didnt like the addams family #bc its not the addams family #the family isnt even there!!! #thats the worst part for me :( #why not have a B plot back at the addams mansion? #instead of all these bland boring characters i can hardly remember the names of #and her love interests SUCK!!! THEY SUCK!!! the Only character it makes sense for her to befriend is eugene #and they put him in the hospital almost immediately #rant over do not defend this show to me #u can enjoy it or whatever but i cant do it anymore #her dress was pretty tho. and fester was ok #also morticia and gomez have zero chemistry which is a crime #their younger counterparts had more chemistry and their acting was weak so that says a lot #sorry i was raised on the 60s show and the 90s movies i tried to be fair but this is Some Shit my dude.. its giving CW #it speaks

[semercury]

I don't want to be at work I want to be home writing some silly little words.

#stuff sarah says #jk id probably be working on an s+ run in re/4/r #(tryna not get picked up by tags) #but we finished the cle/on movie/mini series last night and it breathed new life into my fic idea #tbh i was sad there was just crumbs but i think thats all any shipper gets with this series #but i wanted to write this fic before i work more on my cringe fic bc its short #and i love instant gratification #and i have a title. its some fu/n. lyrics if that tells you the mood... #''if youre right here why do i miss you so much?'' #and with ''now i just wait for you to talk to me but you wont even look at me baby'' as some ~flavor text~ #came up with the fic by being like ''they should get smoothies together :)'' with the bestie #and now im gonna make it sad #babe if you see this i def will send you snippits as i write the rough draft #anyway. i dont want to be at work for a lot of reasons #it feels weird. theres too many people here tonight #and i think we're gonna get done super early with stuff we needed to do? #idk. id rather be home #i dont want to work anymore ever. i think i should be paid for having amazing takes on fictional characters #and being mildly interesting to talk to and being bad at video games but still having a good time #that last one is a real talent. real gamers take their L's #anyway

[ilonacho]

what if i became a minion blog again💛

#jkjk.. unless #sing hell until nov 18 when ij part 2 drops #but srsly tho WHAT A FUN MOVIE (minions2)!!!!!!! #unironically had so much fun watching it w/ my wife #it was so good🥺🥺🥺🥺 all the little details aaaa i loved it #we were waiting for a grandpa reveal.. i guess it fits the theme of the movies to not have it happen #but cmon he looks JUST like his mom like?? grandpa time #why did they make young nefario hot #THE OVERKILL LUNCHBOX!!!! PLEASE I MISS THEM SO MUCH #so many hot milfs and dilfs i cant take it anymore im gonna scream #the biker🥴🥴🥴🥴 HE AND OTTO WERE SOOO CUTE I WAS DYINGGG #their braces🥺🥺 #now make a minion 3 with baby dru. #despicable me 4 needs to open w/ gru lucy the gorls and the minions at bedtime w/ gru like ‘and thats how i became a supervillain’ #srsly tho he and knuckles🥺🥺🥺🥺 THE MOOOOOONNNNNNN CRYING THROWING UP #i agreed to a shift tomorrow i am ANXIOUS for im so tired but i dont wanna sleep cuz then tomorrow happens UGHHHHHHHH #and during my bday week. smh #here i go again rambling in my tags (chuckles) yall signed up for this

[ofieugogyshz]

I'm so mad

I had a dream about some kinda-epic anime movie and I guess it had crossovers and groups with x color association (like how idols have x image color? but not specifically limited to only idol characters)

and in this movie, otoya was part of it, and, at the very end of it during a climatic battle scene, as part of the red color associated squad, Lance joined up too, and both of them got to meet

the image was so clear and colorful and bright in my mind and i could have sworn i'd see gif and image set posts on tumblr if i didnt realize it was fake upon waking up.

also the squealing/screaming in me could NOT be contained when they both interacted. i was squealing and kicking and trying to hide my face while also cheering. all of the feelings at once. like. they just had THE CUTEST SCENE TALKING TOGETHER AND WERE BOTH SO CUTE IN THEIR ANIMATIONS HHHHHH

there were also other characters that joined up in each color-associated, at least 5 diff color squads (note: they were not called that in the movie/dream, but idk what else to call it) and 5 "original" characters for the movie (ie not from other media like otoya and lance are) and at least 4-5 characters per squad during the final showdown. and during a scene when they'd show the ones who made up each squad in like one of those dynamic flash group poses, silver also got the tiniest of cameos, but that was also probably my brain/consciousness coming alert and injecting him at the association of "red" and "son" lol.

sincerely so sad and disappointed that it was not a real thing. do you know how badly i would love to spam this blog and main with images from that scene?

#anyways my son is cute and silly and dorky and precious and my husband is cute and handsome and dorky and i just think it'd be neat #SERIOUSLY IM SO SAD ITS NOT RL SO I CANT JUST SAVE IT ANDNUSE IT AS AN ICON OR BACKGROUND OR SAVE IT SOMEWHERE EVERYWHERE IM SERIOUS #SO. SAD. #i cannot put it into words well enough #also i guess i'll be on an otoya fc/gif kick for awhile bc of watching the movie last week or whatever and im SINCERELY SO SAD. SO. SAD. #i need more/new content and SL is gone and im waiting to hear about new lance content in pokemas and i just love them. my redheaded boys. #but one is my husband of nearly 20 years and one is my son who i adore and will protecc from certain specific dillweeds who deserve a punch #in the face and to live in the dumpster instead of his cushy bs #as my friend put it at the movie ''no. 1 eiichi hater' #(actually they said heavens but i like. one or two of them. kind of. sort of. ok only one and it's not even the actual cinnamon roll #amongst the trash heap that is heavens. i am sure someone else is no 1 but wow now this is making me glad i never got into this like when i #was a kid/teen bc man. i rly hated meta knight for some reason #i dont anymore but for the longest time it sure was a big fiery hatred for him LAWL i dont evej remember why?? i guess his ''do or die'' #training for kirby? wow. [or maybe it was displacement but we don't talk about that theory that i just thought up] #tag talk #anyways have some free lore #my idol son #my champion

[clownkiwi]

but ok, i'll be entirely honest. im a huge fan of the mario movies visual design. its by far the best visual design and worldbuilding ive seen for any animated movie in years

it's genuinely gorgeous and extremely stylized for how standard the mario brand has been for years and everything i could've asked for in a mario movie and more. illumination absolutely did not hold back in making this film a visual marvel, i feel like im gonna be analyzing this films visuals for years

so, no matter what your opinion may be on illumination in terms of their writing quality (we'll see you tomorrow, mario), you can't deny that when they're put up to the task, they can certainly leave a feast to the eyes

#rubys clown thoughts #god i just wish illumination did this more. they can be a great studio if they put their minds to it #why do they gotta crap shit out like the despicable me movies or the secret life of pets movies #i hope the mario movie at least makes illumination aware that these are the types of films we want. not minions 3 #(sorry minions 2 may be a cinematic masterpiece but the franchise peaked at minions 2. we dont need anymore despicable me #or minions films)