Real Talk About Konig
Me and my good friend were talking about Konig, and about one thing in particular-his dick.
HEAR ME OUT
This man, according to Reddit, and everything else, is 6'10. Now the average male is 5'9, with 5.19 inches. So average height of a male x 12 (for every inch in a foot) is 69. 5.19 divided by 69 is .075. that means, for every inch of a man's height, he has .075 of an inch in length for his dick.
Now, the average girth for a 5'9 man, is 4.59. So, for every inch of a man's height, is .067 for his girth. Konig's height is 82 inches.
Now taking this all into consideration, lets do some math here.
L= 0.075 x 82 = 6.13 inches
G= 0.067 x 82 = 5. 49 inches
However-when it is hard, it can be 2 inches (or more) longer.
So, Konig can be 8.13 inches long, with a 5.49 girth. Girls, I dont know, if you knew this, but you are not fitting him inside you. The average female mouth opens about 2.2 inches wide. YOU CANT FIT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH
Thanks to @lycheedr3ams for this lovely conversation we had
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