#y r my dreams so fucked up man 💀💀💀

[thedemises]

I forgot to post this way earlier but i had the most fucked up dream ever

okay so my dream started with me and my friend @ringdabel (in an irl setting??? I mean idek what ring looks like so my mind imagined ring as some dude-) and I think we are supposedly childhood friends because of how well we get along and basically- we kill people. for a living, I think- and we just let three poor prisoners do the job to clean up our messes and try to solve the crimes for us that WE did 💀💀💀

(I stabbed like two women with a bunch of short spear-like sticks I found while ring just MASSACRED the guy. geez. 💀💀 we almost got killed by one of the woman but ring used herself as a distraction while I just come up the woman and killed it :P)

anyways, one part of my dream was that we were riding on some railroad track with our broke ass bicycles during when it was turning morning (after killing the two women and just some guy), and we got near to some VERY broken bridge and just basically flew the whole time while using some ramdom floating parts that were Just There For Some Reason as leverage so we don't fall into the endless void below us (I'm not even sure if it was just VERY clear water that's reflecting the sky above us).

Oh and also during it me and ring were sharing and talking about our interests and stuff like we don't give a fuck that we have a 1 in a 100 chance of dying (but thankfully we didn't) 💀👍 (IT FELT LIKE WE WERE IN A DREAMWORKS MOVIE FOR SOME REASON)

we got to some city that seems to be based on the Netherlands(?) I think? and I got there first by slamming face first into some poor guy and ALMOST fell off the edge of the platform we were on but thankfully that guy pulled me back up before I literally fall off completely- meanwhile ring just went through the Same thing as me after and was completely fine like she didn't just almost get her body thrown off the ledge.

and when we got closer to each other and got our bikes ahain- we just held hands and laughed as we flew off the ledge as i used a grappling hook that I had in my bag to fly the both of to who-knows-where by using the electrical wires in the air as leverage

however I didn't get to remember much because my dream ended with me saying like the grappling hook ain't working anymore after some time

also the first thing I thought of when I woke up was Cloudy If There Were A Chance Of Meatballs and I think that was very random or just that one movie I've never ever ever saw in my life

#thedemises; my daily life #fucked up but im sure we awere just being sillyTM right? #right???? #weird dreams #dream #dreams #dreaming #I'm I'm even sure if I want this dream to continue or not but- #it seems like a very exciting film i would watch frfr #ring!! #y r my dreams so fucked up man 💀💀💀

[two-white-butterflies]

invisible string | m33 | part two

Description: You face a career-ending injury, that forces you to give up your childhood dream. 7 years later, you return to the paddocks as a guest - and as the Team Principal of Prema Racing. What happens when feelings are too difficult to hide?

Pairing: max verstappen/racer!reader

part one | part three

(2022, PARTY AT THE HORNER YACHT.)

"L/N is such an overrated driver, she had one of the most successful engines - anyone could've piloted that thing." Christian chuckled while pouring his guests another round of wine. Max absentmindedly laughed at the joke - he didn't really hear the joke but he figured that it must've been hilarious for all the people around the table to laugh.

Kimi Raikkonen's eyes narrowed - searching the boat for drivers who didn't agree with Horner's statement. "It takes a hundred female pilots to be one man." Horner shrugged and the table erupted into another chorus of laughed. This time, Max wasn't laughing.

itsmee_yn: If suddenly you forget me, do not look for me - for I shall have already forgotten about you. (Pablo Neruda)

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oleole: this is totally about max's new interview 😭 - whispersme9: WHERE? - oleole: the one w/ daniel in the redbull yt

ynworld: Some people deserve to be in the past, mother. - itsmee_yn: totally !

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nicorosberg: Let's talk about it over coffee? - itsmee_yn: you only talk to me when there's tea :(( - - nicorosberg: You know me so well haha

maxverstappen1: What's going on?

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ynandmaxuniverse: the hoes are fighting 😭

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formulaonegirlie: ya'll imma need a full article on what the fuck is happening 😢 ALSO QUOTING TAYLOR SWIFT? WHEN SHE'S Y/N'S FAVORITE ARTIST AND FRIEND.

itsmee_yn: Had so much fun with this family ❤️ I'm legally changing my last name to Raikkonen.

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(2022, HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX)

"So, are you going to explain?" you placed both of your hands on your hips, staring at him with a glare that told him he wasn't going home scot free. "I talked to Kimi," he mumbled sheepishly. "I know that this isn't an explaination, but I want you to understand that I never meant to disrespect you in that way." he explained.

"Kimi told me what Christian said about you, and it wasn't funny. I shouldn't have laughed, I'm sorry." he apologized, taking another step closer to wrap you in an embrace - but you step away. All your life, you've been told that a woman didn't have room in Formula One - and to hear your best friend laugh at those jokes? It was worse than losing your career.

"Am I supposed to believe you?" you frowned, unable to comprehend that he was telling the truth. "You don't have to - but I'm sorry." he breathed with sincerity in his tone. You wanted to believe him, but you needed more convincing.

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[comradedream]

Tbh I think that Dream's friends/fellow CCs/"acquaintances" lol were truly just... Mostly going with the flow and running their mouth/gossiping in what they thought was a safe environment (their twitch chat) for the most part. Not unlike when a vent post on Tumblr breaches containment and suddenly gets a way wider audience than intended. Was it stupid and not thought through? Yeah. Was it actively malicious? Eeehhhh... I think they're just CCs not used to having their words be used as weapons or having big platforms (compared to Dream's) ngl, cuz their words drew in the antis which I'm sure none of them anticipated.

idk I'm just saying this if only because I do still like Michael at least, and I know he does speak to his chat like a diary. And Dream still admires Purpled a lot. Connor also teamed with Dream in MCC recently and they had fun. But. Yeah, just cuz Dream forgives doesn't mean we have to of course - I still resent Jack Manifold 8) he doesn't have nearly as good of an excuse, especially with all the other shit he said.

Just... hindsight is 20:20, so even if at the time I don't blame anyone for feeling raw I can't help but think some of it is overblown too, and I much rather respect Dream's own choices and judgement in his friends. I'm sure he's talked to people about stuff. Privately. Cuz for all he can misstep at least he doesn't air grievances targeting particular people on public platforms sigh.

ehhh like michael sure he has a tiny audience and probably just voices his trains of thoughts, but him saying dreams gonna kick him for critiquing him was weird af tbh as if dream ever puts himself first 💀 he’s my least of the annoyances though like connor not doing anything to stop mizkif from discussing dreams doxx was just nasty and spineless as fuck. purpled was like. i’m p sure w other ppl at the time so it just reeked of wanting peer approval and wanting to get ur two cents in, sound “critical thinking” devils advocate-y. and also the way dream was shielding him and clarifying how they’re still friends while purpled himself didn’t do shit to stand up for dream but was vouching his own defenses was so cringe and totally tanked any remaining rep he had in my eyes. and just in general for all of them i think it’s incredibly unprofessional and irresponsible to spread negativity and misinformation about someone who’s supposed to b ur friend without even speaking to them urself first. esp when u have ur own audiences who are gonna take it as fact since they know u know that person personally, esp when u know dream is such a controversial figure and his antis can weaponize ur words. it’s also just like. not being a good friend man idk 😭😭 not a good look

but u personally do whatever u want, i don’t expect every dream viewer to cut all ties w everyone who has ever said something slightly bad ab dream, esp when dream himself remains friends w them. just clarifying cuz i don’t wanna sound like i’m yelling at u for the way u choose to do things loooool and i don’t think any of them r genuinely evil ppl or whatever, just shitty friends 2 dream

#asks #negative #discourse

[the-acid-pear]

I hit post limit but I'm watching James and the Giant Peach anyway so what about we do it in the style of my Baki liveblogs?

Oh yeah baby this format is coming back. No pics will be taken which makes me sad! But alas...

I think it's worth mentioning i haven't watched this movie since i was a kid so i don't remember anything other than it having a nice vibe

THIS KID IS MADE OUT OF FLESH AND THESE PPL ARE BRITISH. WHADDAHELL...

I was joking w Blood about the family dying after the boat crashes but um. I guess the rhyno won? Whatever THAT means...

I want these aunts to sandwich me they could make me worse

JWDGWKDVJWDV THE FUCKING WARREN WASTELAND 💀💀💀 that's how england looks to me 😍/j

FUCK YEAH FEET REVEAL THESE WOMEN WERE MADE FOR ME‼️

OH IT WAS A REAL RHYNO? 💀

THEY ARE GONNA COOK HIM

The kid is singing. Anyway, that spider def poisonous 💀

This kiddo is depressing bruh

Sings like shit tho ngl

James doesn't know what a poisonous spider looks like but he sure knows how to make a perfect paper balloon first try 💀

Second degree murder 😁👍

THAT DUDE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME LMAO

SIR YOU ARE A CERTIFIED FREAK

BLINK MOTHERFUCKER

Man is scaring me more than he's scaring James but that's only bc unlike this weird isolated British orphan i was taught about stranger danger

I think James is just having a psychotic breakdown because of all the physical and psychological abuse he has been thru /j

LMAO THIS KID IS A FAILURE

Spiker you are like 180 cm you could get it yourself 😐

The way this peach came to be is both hilarious and cute this tree is winning rn

This movie has extremely funny dialogue i love Spiker sm

THE FAKE ASS TEAR 😭😭😭

Pretty based of them to make the priest pay double NGL

The rhyno threats are fucked up but so goofy bc. It's a fucking rhyno 💀

Maybe they mean the guy from spiderman tho, i mean, they WERE going to New York after all...

Damn i cracked the code

Strong ass kid ate the worm 😨

HEY I REMEMBER THAT MANY HANDED BASTARD I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM OMFG... This feels like seeing an old ex 💀

God i adore these bugs sm they are so shape

This spider is so hot, even hotter than i remembered

KQGWKVDNSGER THIS GUY IS SUCH A JERK I LOVE HIM

Rhinnoceri... I need to fuck this cricket <- guy so horny he forgot the word

THE LADY BUG IS A MILF

Isn't it kinda... Racist, to call another bug a maggot?

This music goes hard

What about da worm........? 🥺

That worm is prob like would u still love me if i was a human?

"now i have two half brothers" 💀💀💀

Didn't realize the bugs were huge. Even MORE culeables!

Omg milves DIED

Nvm girlboss powah

Damn they're actually bleeding tho

THEY ARE IN DA SEA, THAT WORM IS GONNA DIE

Omg he wears glasses cuz he's a worm therefore blind that's so cute

The spider hates this centipede sm 💀

LTDJEHSDJ I'M SURE THEY DO CENTIPEDE

This movie is just a bunch of European immigrants falling for the American dream

EVERYONE HATES THIS CENTIPEDE SM LMAO

This is abuse of the disabled

KSHDJDJZHZKGXG WORM ILY

Sick ass shark ngl

Do you think earthworm and centipede ever explored each other's bodies?

This is animal abuse

Oh he's from Brooklyn that's cute 🥺

AT THE SPENCE OF HIS LIFE, JAMES. STOP TRYING TO DOWNPLAY HIS TRAUMA!!

Maybe they do have a point tho

THE CRICKET IS A GILF⁉️ :Y

Worm deadass said 🥵

I thought they knew but were carnivorous what a bunch of fucking idiots. Bet they are doing this only to make James feel better about himself...

Well Mr centipide that's bc you didn't taste this c-

Sorry.

These idiots are gonna eat da whole peach -_-

OH POODLES AS IN WATER NOT DOGS OK...

...OR MAYBE HE MEANT DOGS? ARE CRICKETS CARNIVOROUS???

These bitches r getting drunk 💀

We got peach'd

WORM IS FAT LMAO 🥺

Girlie they are all nice to you too, maybe tad bit obnoxious but not MEAN.

THIS KID IS THREATENING TO KILL HIMSELF 💀

This is one of the coolest dream scenes I've ever seen

I bet his parents are alive and just abandoned him /j

CRICKET JUST CALLED CENTIPIDE AND ASS

They made a fucking dick joke I'm. Gonna fucking die.

They are gonna fuckin kill my man

JAMES... BABY......

THE CRICKET GOING 😱 LMAO

CRICKET KICKED HIM IN THE FACE HOLY FUCK

Look i know he lied but these people have no fucking mercy... They are literally gonna make him and ME cry..... ...... ..

NO. THATS SO FUCKED UP THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKED UP THIS MESSAGE IS SO FUCKED UP.

"he's commiting pesticide!" I'm gonna shit myself

LMAO HE ADMITTED IT WAS HIS FAULT good.

WORM BABY PLEASE WJDGJAVECEBF DONT SAY HELPED 💀💀💀💀💀

Ladybug just spanked spider, Kinky

Literally no hurry at all my man is just walking like it's an afternoon in the park

Lmao nice Jack cameo

They are gonna kill my man, again

HOLY FUCK THEY ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO KILL HIM

"hey that one felt pretty good!" He gets it.

I love him for his American swag

KILLING HIM FR

OH THANK YOU LADY THANK YOU... 😭

MY KINGGFGGG ITXJFgsheaysrsudruddi 💥

Stop being homophobic worm let them kiss too

Aw worm got the hat kdjdthjf 🥺

SPIDER N LADYBUG ARE DOING LESBIANISM TOGETHER...

OMG HE'S A GRASSHOPPER NOT A CRICKET 😭😭

Too long of a name tho sticking to calling him cricket -_-

They are fucking

This grasshopper is fucking racist...

This movie is so lovely they are his family man... ;;

God Ms spider i think i hauve covid

This kid is definitely just dead on his yard hallucinating btw /j

THEY WON'T ALWAYS BE TOGETHER STOP B4 I CRY...

DA RHYNO NOOO......!!!!!!!!

ANYTHING BUT JERSEY WJCSJSFSHSF

I'M GONNA FUCKIN CRY Y'ALL

HIS FRIENDSSSSS 😭😭😭😭

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

How did he lose the tie? 💀

EL LECHERO LMAO

Hang on, they weren't in England? They were in America? How did the aunts make it here in that beaten old car?

AH NVM THEY WENT THRU THE WATER LMAO

YEAH SAME JAMES NO SHIT

Before photoshop existed lol

THEY ARE GASLIGHTING THIS CHILD

HEY WHAT'S UP FREAKY OLD MAN!

Shut up James 💀

JAMES SNAPS!?

FUCK YEAH LITTLE BOY!!!

MURDER ATTEMPT 💀💀💀

Second degree murder 😁👍

OOOOHHHH?????

GQNWG KEGSJDVQNS YEAAAAHHHHHH LET'S FYCJING GOOOOO

SICK EM BOYS, RIGHT IN FROM OF THE CROWD 💀

PUBLIC EXECUTION LMAO

Wig

Those women are dying dudes ...

"god bless the colonies" glow-worm lady... 💀

"go ahead!" A hero of the people, communist icon

This movie is gonna make me happy cry look at my guys and James...

SICK ASS SEED

Best found family tale ever what a fucking win.

Well freaky little man you are kinda fine when not talking to little boys in the dark of night ngl

AJDVSNDVNDBR CENTIPIDE FOR PRESIDENT WOULD VOTE‼️

Oooojlhhlhndnbggvt WORM GETTING EM LADIES FUCK YEAH 🥴

God this is so pretty everyone is thriving and they are friends and it was all real and shit omfg 😭💞

The ending song is so good too... 🥺

OH POST CREDITS!!

Abuse revenge heaven 💀

WELL WASN'T THAT FUCKING LOVELY? MAYBE THE BRI ISH AINT SO BAD AFTER ALL... Time for some final thoughts! 😁💞

AAAAUAHGNGNMGBGMGNGNGH BROOOTHER WHEN I TELL YOU I LOVED THIS MOVIE... IT WAS SO FUCKING LOVELY.

I did not only love every single fucking character present here, but the designs and the music and the animation god, AND HELL THE HUMOR TOO!! Fucking caught me off guard more than once ngl, but it was great 💀💀

And of course, the thing i loved THE most is having a found family not be separated... :']]

I think this movie does a great job portraying abuse and trauma and PTSD in a very child friendly manner, the lessons it puts there are quite lovely tbh. I wish we could've seen more characters get developed tho!! The two who got the most relevancy and depth were grasshopper and centipide which tbh is ok bc i love them but a little lesson from all of the characters would've been nice too... 🥺

There's, however, a big elephant in the room that i gotta acknowledge, and that is the aunts. As y'all might have realized, my carnal desire for them surpasses my logical brain and makes me overlook the abuse they put James thru which quite honestly parallels my own real one.

I'm speaking w a British accent in my mind alright fucking cringe anyway, aside from the most obvious reason, that being my rampant lust and homosexual tendencies, i wish they hadn't tried to make the characters ugly = evil.

Like idk i think they were kinda bland! I couldn't take their villainous portrayal seriously when most of the time it was like "haha isn't it devious how ugly these old women are??" Like no i need them to ruin me.

I think I'm just a bit disoriented i think blood might not be coming to my head, y'all tell me if I'm making any sense...

Anyway, overall, is this movie good? OF THE BEST I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE if not for a bit of lost potential it would have been absolutely perfect!! And yesss, of course i recommend it!! It's such a fun time w such a rewarding end :'33 truly wonderful 🦗

#luly talks #james and the giant peach liveblog #i bet centipide's pussy game is crazy

[sadboysimps]

𝐉𝐉𝐊 | 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐱 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 | 𝑵𝑨𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑰 𝑲𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑶 - 𝑭𝑼𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑼𝑹𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑮𝑼𝑴𝑰 - 𝑰𝑻𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑰 𝒀𝑼𝑱𝑰 | (𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾)

So these are pretty basic and nothing special. Lot of switching, except with Nanami. And once again, these are my thoughts and how I see the characters and decided to write them in this post. (Because honestly, they could always be the opposite too.)

Genre- Fluff, Smut

CONTENT WARNINGS ! : one time ‘cross dressing’, slight angsty stuff cos Megumi is sad boi™, mentions of rough sex Can’t think of anything else, if there is something I should add please tell me!

All characters and reader are 18 or older!

Male!Reader, AMAB

Minors pretty fkn please Do Not Interact with posts or blog ok? :D

𝑵𝑨𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑰 𝑲𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑶

Dream husband material ™

Romantic dinners so often. Yes, he is busy but the chances of him using his last energy after long hard day to cook you dinner and making it romantic.

Does often end up with takeout from fancy restaurants or your cooking.

Passionate kisses!!!

Showers together

Nanami will use any chance he can to do things together.

Man looks like he has never heard of humor 💀, but your anniversary gift is a soft pink apron and 50’s style costume dress (Gojo made him)

Because one wine filled night you both joked about how you are almost like a housewifehusband

That anniversary night was also wine filled, you ended up wearing it and he bend you over a kitchen counter and fucked you 😳

So yeah, he is a top, and a dom

You probably can convince him to bottom few times (after some wine, this man is so dense istg)

He enjoys it, I mean you’re hitting his prostate and pumping your hand around his cock for many orgasms to come, how could he not?

Also did enjoy all the pleasure without doing any work

Still prefers topping and having full control

His de-stressing is pounding your ass

Not too big on cock sucking but anything to draw pretty moans and grunts out of his lover

But will make you gag on his cock

Loves holding on to your hips when hitting it from behind and your sides when in missionary making love

If it’s very late or you two don’t have that much time to prep you he likes to give you hand job and/or have one finger delivering a prostate orgasm for you, while you are sucking his cock, during or after.

Loves having his hand on your cock more than he is willing to admit

It came to him as a big surprise when he fell for you, and was nervous about his sexuality

Man was scared of what if he isn’t into gay sex??? He wanted to date and be with you and of course have sex, but with another man was such a new concept for him

Quick learner tho, takes his time prepping you even if he is in hurry to stick it in

He wasn’t actually very worried about what other people would think about him dating a man, Nanami's worries only include not working overtime and your happiness

𝑭𝑼𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑼𝑹𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑮𝑼𝑴𝑰

The boy was shook when he realized he liked you, more than as a friend

And he almost had a nose bleed when he saw you lift your top and swipe the sweat of your face after your work out 😌

Megumi’s eyes were glued to your sweaty abdomen and fantasies flooding his head

One night you two were hanging in his room, just chillin’

“So uh... You’re uh... Gay right?” Omg he felt so dumb, worst way to this convo

“Yeah haha. I guess it’s kind of obvious lol”

Mhhmm yea everyone knew that, why is he asking...

He proceeds to stumble his words as he asks how you realized you liked guys. You explained, chuckling every once in a while, when he went ‘aha’, ‘mhmm’, ‘ookay’...

Then you asked why is he asking you and he went red

“Do you like a guy?” You were being genuine, but in his mind, you were smirking in a teasing way

“Uhm... I-I'm not s-sure...” Boy he is  n e r v o u s.

“How does it feel to kiss a guy? Is it much different?” Cha cha real smooth ‘Gumi

“Well... *actual smirk* It’s different for everyone. So uh, haha if you wanna try... I’m up for it.” Cha cha real smooth Y/N

He nods, but is looking down on his lap, until you softly pull his face to yours by fingers on his jaw.

It was soft quick lips touching, and you pulled away a bit, not wanting to overwhelm him.

“That was a peck, not a kiss...” Megumi mumbled with eyes on his lap again and cheeks red

“Wellh...” You huffed and smiled and cupped his jaw, his lips conveniently slightly parted and properly kissed him

He responded to the kiss surprisingly fast

And you knew who his crush was at that moment

So you kissed that night few more times and kind of wordlessly decided to be together to see if it works

And it does

Asks to keep your relationship down low first and fears you think he is ashamed of being with you/guy

But you understand him cos you’ve probably been there

Switcherino, he isn’t sure what he prefers and is first awkward with penetration either way, so at the start it was lot of hand jobs, frotting and blow jobs (took him time to get used to having dick in his mouth)

Low sex drive, he just isn’t feeling it that often

You don’t really have dom/sub going on, even when the sex is on rougher side.

Shy Megumi™

Has hard time making eye contact until like half way when the pleasure is really taking over and it’s really just the two of you being one

Neck kisses, both ways

Omg he is so pretty being a bottom, would be sad to take him from behind since you couldn’t see his face

Tho he probs hides it anyway, but pepper kissed on whatever skin is available closest to his face and he is gonna come for those lips on his

When he gets more comfortable with the relationship he starts sitting and standing closer to you in public

Won’t get angry or super flustered of forehead or cheek kisses (both ways)

Mostly big spoon in any cuddle situation, unless he is very tired or has the sads (which is often tbh), will rest his head on your chest

Scared of losing you 102% of the time

You’re his anchor from anxiety and depression

Kind of dependent of you because of that

You’re the light of his life ♥

𝑰𝑻𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑰 𝒀𝑼𝑱𝑰

Dull moments? Never heard of them.

Adorable af

Cute dates so often, cozy coffee shops, small bakeries with your favorite sweets!

Playful clingy, to the point people think you’re just a couple of lifetime best friends

Until Yuji showers your face with kisses that is

“I loooveee youu, Y/N-chan~”

Sometimes accompanied by kisses between each word

Usually, his kisses are cute pecks on your lips or face in public

But when alone his kisses are more sort of ‘Lemme eat your face’ lmao

Will introduce you as his lovely best boyfriend anyone could ever have to everyone, to the point it gets embarrassing

Yikes Gojo picked up on that 🙄

He put a paper on your pack reading “Yuji’s lovely best boyfriend anyone could ever have L/N”

Eventually you got upset about it and Yuji confronted Gojo about it

So only your boyfriend can say that

Might not use nicknames that much in public (unless he is feeling sweeter than normal) and more often just says Y/N-chan in super cutesy way

Has creative nicknames when he uses them around others tho

Fff can't think of any, but you all know Yujis got some funny shit thought up

You know those cute simple bracelets with letter beads?

Matching ones with each other's names

Asking Nobara to take cute pics of you two

Gojo does that without asking already (rude but not complaining) 🤨🤔

So if you all have been somewhere together, except bunch of pictures of you and Yuji being sent at the end of the day

Will beg Gojo to let him take you everywhere

Except missions, he will keep you away from any dangers

But if you are a sorcerer, won’t let you go alone

Playfully bites your fingers and silence ensues

You’re just looking at him like 🤨 “Not sure if to laugh or what”

Thinks you’re offended until you crack and start laughing your ass off

Sukuna in him like 😐😑 “fuk u both”

Aaand to the part most of y’all been waiting for hahhaa

He seems kinda innocent, not in “oblivious to sex” kind of way but in general

Oh boyyyy....

He isn’t the kinkiest fucker around, but he’s got some drive in him

Often jerk off because doesn’t want to bother you

And you tell him that he is more than welcome to ask you for help

Embarrassed about his sex drive tbh

Switching a lot. Depending on how you like it

Yuji wants to try everything so

Just like with Megumi, there’s not that obvious dom/sub dynamic going on, but it’s more evident than with ‘gumi

Once again it depends on what you like

Loves pounding into you and also loves you abusing his prostate

Sucker for your fingers in his ass and mouth on his cock

Bit shy at first so he was selfless and focused on your pleasure (either way)

But eventually started taking hold of your hair and guiding your lips around his shaft

Throaty whines (???)

Loud af breathing with loud moans escaping

Morning sex

Before sleep sex

Most likely somewhere in middle of the day sex if both of you have time

Fucking a cocksleeve together

Hickeys all over the chest for both of you

Loves being praised and loves praising you

Hand holding during sexual activities

Relationship with him is just amazing and makes for the cutest Instagram stories and posts

He doesn’t give a fuck that you are a guy. If some hater comes running his mouth at you two he will just tilt his head to the side and look at the person as if they’re speaking foreigner language

Then kiss you and walk away with hand holding yours

Oh by the way, ruffle his hair, will lean on you and tell you he loves you (for the millionth time that day)

Do not re-post, copy or translate on any site. Re-blogging (or sharing link to) this post is allowed and appreciated tho.

Oh my this is just a huge mess, written on many different days.

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[baekhvuns]

Seonghwa watch your neck, pls so many people wanna slap it. Leave him alooooneeeee. 🤚🏻 Jk, I wanted to fight him because of this: https://twitter.com/atzxmxxshx/status/1518317566753525761?t=AxLxDH3GViNewiVkGzlWpQ&s=19

I might or might not called him my lil meow meow on Universe... 💀I don't think I'm blocked so he clearly liked it

That's why we Shinestars are craaaaazy, man is a hoe but we went mad because he showed a glimpse of a shoulder? Truly victorian era behaviour, he's some young maid showing an ankle

WTF I WANT THE CEO!!! I DEMAND THE CEO ONE. 😭 what is it about tell meeeeeee, I didn't participate in that voting HELLLOOOUUUU

And when you meet THE PARK SEONGHWA in said club, that will complete your Y/N era

Uh, so I guess I shouldn't tell you that I also got SH's signed lanyard from my USA friend. 🤫 My door is unlocked miss, if you wanna fight then let's do it! Bodyguard Hwa square up too

I think my friends are alive but barely, lol also the new outfits, uhm Seonghwa was literally wearing my shirt like ?! I would wear it to a concert but...well. Hongjoong's and Yunho's outfits are also something I can find in my wardrobe. I didn't expect more looks I was simply NOT ready even if they're rather casual. Another choker slay from Seonghwa too!

Btw, I'm reading Levelling Up My Husband To The Max and ughhh that fucking Bellabitch - the MIL (not to confuse with MILF she doesn't deserve that title) is so slapable 🔫 otherwise I'm really enjoying it

Here's a lil gifty gift: https://twitter.com/rockstarphwa/status/1518339857008975872?t=ZmvOkEGhA7XCuXNfBALCYQ&s=19

- DV 💖

HI IM GONNA STEAL THAT LANYARD 🔫 HIDE YOURSELF

Seonghwa watch your neck, pls so many people wanna slap it. Leave him alooooneeeee. 🤚🏻 Jk, I wanted to fight him because of this: https://twitter.com/atzxmxxshx/status/1518317566753525761?t=AxLxDH3GViNewiVkGzlWpQ&s=19

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 FIRST IN LINE 😭🤚🏼VAMOS ATINY 😩😩😩😩 PARK SEONGHWA PLS BRQMBDKQ ANON WHEN R WE GOING I NEED TO KNOW RNR

I might or might not called him my lil meow meow on Universe... 💀I don't think I'm blocked so he clearly liked it

FBQMDBWMDBWM AND U KNOW HE LIKES IT TOO HE WOULD SAY IT LILE THE MAMMA HE SAYS 😭😭😭😭😭

That's why we Shinestars are craaaaazy, man is a hoe but we went mad because he showed a glimpse of a shoulder? Truly victorian era behaviour, he's some young maid showing an ankle

shinestar’s are so crazy and the way we never stop bc the man gives us so much????? BRANDJSK VICTORIAN ERA BEHAVIOUR FBWNFBWKFJSM WITH JONGHO TOO 😭😭😭😭 HE SHOWS HIS ANKLE IM GONE

WTF I WANT THE CEO!!! I DEMAND THE CEO ONE. 😭 what is it about tell meeeeeee, I didn't participate in that voting HELLLOOOUUUU

BFMWDBMS ITS SO 🥰☺️ he has a lot of authority and is intimidating and it’s 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I NOT LYING I SCREAM READING IT LIKE FR ROLLING AROUND AND THROWING MY PHONE AWAY TO RECOVER hehe i named it chanel no.5 and here’s the synopsis : in which the high school senior you tried so hard to avoid, turns out to be the very man you work under.

And when you meet THE PARK SEONGHWA in said club, that will complete your Y/N era

YEAH IF I DO THIS BLOG IS DEACTIVATING BRMWDBKADBWK

Uh, so I guess I shouldn't tell you that I also got SH's signed lanyard from my USA friend. 🤫 My door is unlocked miss, if you wanna fight then let's do it! Bodyguard Hwa square up too

y-you, your f-friends send you signed stuff- holding im choking back tears, h-holdon holdon 🤚🏼 im gonna need a year to recover- hOW DOES !!!!! IT FEEL TO LIVE !!!!! MY DREAMS,, ATEEZ DONT EVEN FUCKING DO THE SIGNED PHOTOCARD 😭😭😭😭😭 TVWNBFWKBFAM ANON GET UR DOOR TO OPEN UP IM COMIMG 🔫 !!!!! HIDE UR DOGS AND CATS AND PCS IM RUNNING FOR THAT LANYARD RN omg did u get it laminated so the sign won’t rub off or do they like permanent marker it???

I think my friends are alive but barely, lol also the new outfits, uhm Seonghwa was literally wearing my shirt like ?! I would wear it to a concert but...well. Hongjoong's and Yunho's outfits are also something I can find in my wardrobe. I didn't expect more looks I was simply NOT ready even if they're rather casual. Another choker slay from Seonghwa too!

BARELY FBDBFB I WOULD BE HANGING BY THE THREAD,,,, hwa raided ur closet when u were asleep— FAMDBANFBWM CHOKER SLAY FROM HWA ABSOLUTELY !!!!!!!! his meow meow tag????? 😭😭😭😭

Btw, I'm reading Levelling Up My Husband To The Max and ughhh that fucking Bellabitch - the MIL (not to confuse with MILF she doesn't deserve that title) is so slapable 🔫 otherwise I'm really enjoying it

BELLABITCH IS YES SO SLAPABLE i just wanna push her off 🔫🔫 YEAH THE DRAWING STYLE IS RLY GOOD TOO!!!

Here's a lil gifty gift: https://twitter.com/rockstarphwa/status/1518339857008975872?t=ZmvOkEGhA7XCuXNfBALCYQ&s=19

and you do this for what exactly.

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon