#yakuoli

[idololivine]

thinking about yakuoli and ultimate polyclan wingman Eiden I think, absent mistletoe and other kiss inducing shortcuts, Yakumo would take a whole scene of teasing and bullying from Eiden about how he's seen Yakumo making eyes at Father Olivine. isn't he so nice, Yakumo? so sweet and accepting towards you? aren't his tits huge? wouldn't it be incredible to fuck him stupid? followed by aftercare and repeated assurances that Eiden is all for polyamory and Olivine is also dtf

and then Eiden just walks up to Olivine and tells him that Yakumo can go all night and then some. and also snakes have two dicks. and Olivine immediately gets so horny he gets nauseous

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[tatanukichi]

yakuoli

#yakuoli #yakumo #olivine #nu carnival #nukani #art

[fisheito]

still thinking about them

#zere did the fic and i went into a yakuoli tailspin #sorry but i had to make this i couldn't stop seeing it in my mind 😂😂 #during the tag tailspin i was reminded of that massive yakuoli fic where eiden never openly states the poly nature of the clan #and yakumo freaks out about sexy oli dreams #yakumo self esteem so real in that fic. i can feel it. i can TASTE THE SELF DOUBT #anyone who's read that fic put ur hand up so i can high five u #i consider myself very lucky to stumble upon those massive slowburn establishing relationship fics that give me all the bg behind a pair #WHICH COINCIDENTALLY SEEM TO BE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE AO3 PAGES... IN EARLY 2022 #SO. DURING THE STARTING FANDOM PHASE. THEY SLAPPED DOWN SOME LORE AND FOUNDATION FOR EACH PAIRING #and later we all filter in with PWPs and other tasty lil tidbits . like we're all working together. chronologically #a wiki of rarepair porn. building upon the fic blocks of our ancestors (2 years old) #olivine #yakumo #yakuoli

[matchasilver]

Stories and Fanfics with Sex Pollen/Fuck or Die tropes always have my whole heart.

The yearning, the need, the passion!

The guilty helper who often is in love with the affected, and even better if both are affected.

Sweet torture, and even sweeter release as the act soothes down the pain with adrenaline-induced frantic humping!

Reminds me of the Summer Idol event in Nu: Carnival with Yakumo's mating song~! Can you imagine if he and Olivine had sex? Honestly, those two have the most stamina out of the whole cast iirc. Marathon sex...

#fanfiction #fuck or die #sex pollen #dubcon #ideas #juicy juicy ideas #nu carnival #shrimpie speaks #nu carnival olivine #olivine #yakumo #yakuoli

[gayforjuza]

HOLY SHIT THIS EVENT IS 41 DAYS LONG??

#everyone is getting yakuoli #nu carnival

[dramaticallysweetlament]

mayoi 🤝 yakumo

treated as subhuman as children, intrusive thoughts, fear of abandonment despite believing they deserve it (they're both wrong btw), sharp widdle teefies

#i mean.. technically yakumo isn't human but like?? he's close enough #he's a sentient person with morals and feelings #now i'm just imagining yakuoli but make it mayotatsu #im so upset yakumo may have just beaten olivine out as my fave boi ;-; #nu carnival

[lilguiguinevere]

AWGWTWGGEGEGFHHFH WHO WANTS TO BUY ME THE YAKUOLI SSRS 😭

[idololivine]

for ship bingo - yakumo/olivine.

new color coding... I'll explain in a sec.

I think they make for really cute friends! Yakumo really benefits from the sort of gentle patience Olivine offers. and if they start fucking it gets really wild really quickly... but that's a big if, since they both have their respective sexual hangups. that's kind of the biggest reason I haven't written YakuOli and other similar Oliships - I find it really difficult to navigate setting up a pair that aren't already involved unless that's the entire point of the premise.

the red line is there because those two squares are directly related in my view. with the exception of EiOli (bc it's a canon ship) I think I read canon Olivine too aro to get invested in romo Oliships... but I'm willing to be more flexible in AUs. now that I'm thinking about it I could be convinced of canon queerplatonic YakuOli too, and it's just a matter of having not thought of it much before.

#asks #my posts #zerenovation #yakuoli #ask meme

[idololivine]

just my opinion but i think yakumo should fuck olivine while asking if he's doing a good job and eiden pats him on the head

I think your opinion is objectively correct. I think between Eiden and Olivine they could absolutely annihilate Yakumo via praise kink. reduce him to an absolute puddle of blushy snake man, but not before Yakumo also turns Olivine into a puddle of mush via railing him into oblivion

#asks #Anonymous #one of you saw me saying that I'd write just about any Olivine ship if it's pitched right and took it as a challenge huh? #I mean this with complete sincerity and affection: I respect this greatly. keep 'em coming #yakuoli

[idololivine]

prefacing this with the idea that, as i understand them, yakumo's snakes are just a magical part of him rather than literal actual sentient snakes - with that being said. olivine likes tentacles apparently. yakumo has tentacley things. in conclusion-

anon you can't just leave that there come back and finish your conclusion--

no but I get you. I hear you. I see you. I did not expect to get pitched yakuoli tentacle hentai today but by god am I into it. it starts off as Olivine helping Yakumo with practicing how to control his snake powers better - working on fine control, seeing if he can use them to restrain without harming. but because they're working on restraints, and because it's Olivine and Yakumo, they get horny about it.

#asks #Anonymous #I realize this is like. a bad porno quality of premise. but sometimes bad things are more good #nu carnival #nu carnival olivine #nu carnival yakumo #yakuoli

[fisheito]

this is what i was cookin up while on nu:vacation [avoiding event spoilers] my dream.....my hopes....... EVERYONE PUT ON THE PRINCESS GOWN🗡

#those poofy skirts are very effective at hiding their lack of hips #don't need leg game when you're in a floofy ballroom gown #i mean. it would be nice if yall had leg game. get some quads up in there. maybe even some thick calves . perchance #i need thick muscled olivine revealing his glass slippers from under his skirt #his legs are LORGE and he's wearing his pretty lil stockings and walking in his heels perfectly #he practiced a lot! and now he's an expert 😊 i'm proud of him #meanwhile i want dante to try heels before wobbling and ... well #depending on whether someone witnesses him wobbling his reaction may differ #if there are witnesses he will stubbornly swear to master the high heels. if no one sees.... #maybe he'll just swap out for a functional pair of boots. like quincy. i'm torn about quincy #one half of me wants quincy wearing the ugliest dirtiest most worndown boots under his new spotless dress #the other half is like YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT. YOU'RE GOING TO PUSH THOSE CALF MUSCLES TO THE LIMIT. STILETTOS ON ! MOUNTAIN MAN #at first i tried making everyone's hair match the original princesses they're cosplaying as (so everyone had much longer hair) #but when i got to blade . it just. didn't seem right #then i started sideeyeing everyone like :/ this aint no genderbending hours... #i want yall as YOURSELVES. unmodified (mostly). just. wearing the dress is all #so i went back and changed yakuoli's hair to be closer to their OG lengths #BUT thEN i sat there staring at quincy kuya and garu #bc. come on. quincy with aurora's flowing golden curly locks. he was made for it. #topper put the wig on him and he can't be bothered to take it off (long hair can act as a nice cushiony pillow 😁) #and kuya without the sassy ponytail?? well... i guess i can let him keep that since he CAN change his appearance at will #and if garu is dressed up as rapunzel... he HAS to have long hair... that's just the Point #OK so yall in the middle can have some long manes specially formulated for this special occasion. #there was already something brewing within me when tjhey announced the silhouettes #seeing yakumo in his 🧍‍♂️ pose and regular pants... #i was feelin preemptively robbed of pretty princess yakumo and the injustice was just casually simmering in my veins day by day #then idololivine's words spurred me into action with a clear vision #and here we are now. #at about the midway point i was yelling at eiden #EIDEN YOU HAVE TOO MANY WIVES. I'M ABOUT TO DOWNSIZE YOUR HAREM. THIS IS RIDUCLOUS I'M TIRED

[gayforjuza]

ITS OLIVINE ?? ITS HWUHHHH????

#we just had him #BUT OKAY! LETS GOO #YAKUOLI EVENT #nu carnival #olivine

[fisheito]

for the question thing!!! do you have any silly hcs about the clan boys (+ the familiars/eito)? can be as wild as u want

sorry in advance if i don't have any HCs for ur beloveds bc i can only offer what my brain chooses to fixate on.... but let's see........

i like to imagine clan members enjoying fun little hobby hours

i pretend they're not busy adults with their own obligations and schedules.... so they just get together like a bunch of retirees and partake in shared hobbies whenever they want 🤗

e.g.,

book club: oli, blade, yaku, garu

horny book club: eiden, morv, blade, edmond if he works up the courage to discuss his fave BDSM PwP short novel with the 3 most shameless creatures ever ... honestly oli could join as well but i'm gonna excuse him from ONE book club so he can get some sleep. maybe he'll alternate days between the two 😆

sewing and knitting together like a couple of serene grandmas: yakuoli. eiden joins sometimes (all serenity is lost when he does)

TARGET PRACTICE! NEW ACTIVITIES!!! DARTS!! ! PIN THE TAIL ON THE EDMOND! sorry idk this is just my way of saying that after the cowboy event, i want to imagine edmond/dante/garu all playing target striking games and it becomes a contest of how split one dart can be down the middle (you can't all be perfect aimers ok aster can't keep buying new darts can u PLEASE throw them anywhere but dead centre).

i know blade could join as well but would it take the competition aspect out of it? he's kind of calibrated to never miss right?? it's not a game anymore. it's just superior blade and pissed off dante and garu cheering (he's just happy to be there) and edmond trying to be civil about letting everyone participate

they are out in the garden. touching grass: yaku is gardening. blade is collecting bugs. garu is digging holes. kuya is bewitching plants at random to spew sex pollen into someone's face (i feel like this is his superpower in SEVERAL fics and i am not complaining). quincy is trying to nap

.but .

he chose the worst place to do it. in the middle of nature's playground (aster's garden)?

garu's kicking up dust into his face. blade is shoving random insects into his face and asking identification questions. yaku screams when he inevitably falls to the kuya traps. kuya can't resist watching the little ones (yakugaru) play with dirt. WHY would you choose to sleep here.

(Topper is nibbling all the edible plants in the garden while skillfully avoiding all the porn plot traps with his superior Toppinstincts)

now for 3 ! single character HCs.......

kuya: wanders the marketplace, and often sees those anti-aging creams with LOFTY claims to their power... he always mocks them and insults the intelligence of all the vain people clamouring to buy the stock. later that day you will see kuya at home, trying those very same creams (procured illegally, of course, because why pay for anything ever) and pretending like he's zero percent interested in the results

rei: in the same situation will just as quickly mock the creams but unlike kuya he'll mean it and will NOT be caught applying the gloop all over his face later. "lmao it's just sunscreen who even believes this shit"

yakumo: i like to give him sneczema sometimes. i know it's implied that everyone in gay gacha has perfect skin forever *waves hand dismissively* BUT

imagine that he loves working with his hands but the sneczema can flare up if he's too rough on em, so he compromises by wearing his gloves. protect that vulnerable skin, yaku!! [insert pun about scaly skin]

His SR clothing material seems soft. Aesthetic reason: slippery smooth like the idea of snek. Practical reason: coarse textures can aggravate skin 😔 only the silkiest coverings for a scaly boy...

i mean. yaku prefers the wet cave environment so we gotta keep an eye on his humidity. too dry and he'l'l turn into a wafer (like in Solaria that One Time)

is this just an excuse for me to mist him with a spray bottle ? at random times because it just seems like fun? perhaps. spritzspritz

#i wanted to only respond to this ask when i had the biggest most brain blastingest thorough intrIGUING headcanons but #i. i don't think we're gonna reach that point. #whatever's floating in my brain is as good as we're gonna get haha #and you've waited long enough... probably? i've lost track of days #can't...t hink... of a specific theme of headcanon.... encompassing every clan member..... *furrows brow in concentration* #sighs. you know how you could have a bunch of ideas but they're all swimming around rapidspeed and you can't actually collect them #until someone prompts you with a VERY SPECIFIC casting line and oh! suddenly! access to thoughts unlocked!!!! #if u just ask me what i think about generally it's. fluff. fluff and food. brain simple #but if u ever wanna try and target my cortex with a specific prompt #throw it at me 😁😁 #asks

[idololivine]

yakuoli is great because as far as nuca ships go it's peak "put my ass in the chili" sub vs "I don't know... that's scary..." dom

#my posts #olivine: fantasizing about being devoured and having snakekumo fuck him with both cocks at once #yakumo: has to be gently coaxed into using handcuffs

[idololivine]

are you still open for the ask meme? if so, yakumo!

yea!! ask memes are basically open until I forget I ever reblogged them in the first place.

First impression

Oh he's cute... is he going to be a bottom? [finds out he's a top] oh. okay

Bonus second impression: wow some of his fans are freaks (negative) (this was because someone left a comment on one of my super-early-fics that said "would you write one with yakumo?" and said nothing about the fic itself) (and also the subreddit had some noticeably poorly behaved yakumo fans) (I'm almost certain some or all of them were underage)

Impression now

housewife in the streets freaky in sheets this is peak character writing

It's a little strange, because on paper Yakumo has a lot of things I love in a character. And yet... I haven't latched onto him as hard as I have some of the others. I like him a lot, but I don't rotate him in my mind the same way. Or maybe it's more accurate to say that I know what he's about on a factual level, but I can't inhabit his mindset the same way, so I don't get him as much as I'd like to.

Favorite moment

I think any moment that reminds us/Eiden that Yakumo can talk to animals is really cute... Disney princess Yakumo...

Idea for a story

I think it'd be cute to write something with alpha Yakumo and his incessant need to Protect being channeled into feeding everyone all the time... I've written about it before here and here, but it'd be nice to make a more substantial oneshot out of the concept. But it's another one of those ideas where I have the concept but not the events that would actually occur.

Unpopular opinion

I can't say I pay too much attention to what opinions are popular or unpopular for Yakumo... but I do have some opinions about the tiny yet ardently vocal minority of Yakumo fans who are like. weirdly entitled. No, your blorbo is not uniquely deserving of getting more events than everyone else. Maybe have some soup and you'll calm down a little.

Favorite relationship

I know I previously said I'd disqualify Olivine for being an easy answer... but... the Pokemon starter trio. AKA Yakumo & Edmond & Olivine. They're so cute... They have tea parties......

Favorite headcanon

[rips my shirt open] TWO DICKS

Also someone brought up the possibility of Yakumo being a snake with mildly paralytic venom or even aphrodisiac venom and man. Ain't that something.

Also blepping to smell the air courtesy of murdertramp25's yakuoli fic

#asks #my posts #Anonymous #nu carnival yakumo

[idololivine]

I like yakuoli and I am absolutely salivating over rapunzel oli, but damn am I also sad that we don't get yakurei/bloli/kuyaoli

#my posts #otoh. game's gonna run for years to come so those pairs are coming eventually #though I kinda wonder if some of those pairings are being avoided because the devs think they'll be controversial #i.e. I feel like when I see an olivine hater in the wild they're more likely than not to be a diehard kuya stan