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sunseteyes · 4 years

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AGATSUMA TWINS — Z. AGATSUMA

—a short two-shot dedicated for zenitsu agatsuma’s birthday

theme/s: fluff, angst, orphan degradation, reconciliation, siblings au

description: you are zenitsu agatsuma’s strength. but what happens when you’re taken away from him?

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i actually feel bad for ending this already. this plot is supposed to be with an oc and it should’ve been a fanfic i’ll post in ao3 but then since nitsu’s birthday and a new semester for me were coming up, i just thought i should post a shorter version so that i could still let out this plot. either way, to all who supported this twoshot, thank you! happy birthday my bb nitsu!!

“you look horrible, niisan.”

even in his sleep, he knows that voice. he could remember that sound everywhere. and out of all the words you chose to say to him, it was of those that made him want to crawl further underground into the depths of the world.

“(y/n)?”

he can feel your presence; strong and calm, as like a gentle rhythm in his ears. he can hear you now.

but how? is it because he’s unconscious? or is it because... you’ve found your true sound?

you moved like a tidal wave, your silence proving the placidity of your soul. he stood there, marveling you and the surprise of meeting you in the middle of a battle still stuck to him.

“(y/n)-chaaaan! you came to rescue us, didn’t you? didn’t you?”

“(y/n)! you’re here!”

he should be displaying that kind of affection yet it was one of uzui’s wives who had done so.

suma wrapped her arms around your neck, the woman overjoyed by your arrival.

zenitsu and even inosuke was confused.

“what? did i heard it right? you have a sibling???” he went towards the blonde, nudging him as they watched the interaction between you, makio and suma.

you defeated the sash in just one surprise attack and it had caused a standstill for everyone who were in the area. for a moment, zenitsu thought you were the sound pillar due to your strength. however, when he heard your voice comment about him, he was left surprised even more.

another figure comes from above, towering over everyone and catching their attention just like how you did.

“ah! good work, my successor!” zenitsu watches uzui ruffles your hair and proceeds to do the same to his two wives, feeling that slight tugging in zenitsu’s heart at how you affectionately received the sound pillar’s gesture.

he sullenly stares at your form, a mature version of the child you that he had always been worried of even ever since you two got separated. he wanted to see you, yes but he can’t accept the idea that you were finally in front of him, not even wearing any kind of excitement he harbors.

he should have expected it--with the way he just watched you go.

he should have expected you to be mad at him. after all, it was his fault. he decided for the two of you and didn’t asked for your opinion. it was him who gave up and failed to protect the only person he could call a family at that time.

“aren’t you going to-” inosuke halts from his sentence the moment he felt the grimness in the air surrounding zenitsu. even with the blonde’s closed eyes,the boy could feel it just by the troubled look in his face.

thus, they let it go, just for awhile.

you were silent throughout the battle and zenitsu only realized it when he heard your inner voice.

“breath of voice, first song: bolted melody”

you were not as fast as him but every time you make an attack, it’s as if a cold breeze brushes by his face at the smoothness of your movements, as if you were dancing to the songs of your techniques.

he had never heard of breath of voice before but now, he realized what could have been the reason for your silence, even as you two were little kids. you were meant to be a demon slayer of his breath, meant to train with a pillar and be a successor.

it gave him some kind of relief then.

“breath of beast, eighth fang: pig assault!”

“breath of water, third form: beating tide!”

“breath of lightning, first form: thunderclap-flash: eightfold!”

“breath of voice, fifth sing: silent serenade.” even if you had your lips sealed tight, zenitsu could hear you. and the sound you emitted with your attack was overwhelming to the point that it caused their opponent to lose an ear by the time you had gotten near her.

he marveled upon your attacks but there was one problem; you still haven’t spoken to him.

and when the fight ended, the daybreak showing itself as the demons had vanished into thin air. yet, his attention was still on you, his eyes opening just in time to see the sunlight hit yours, making them brighten up just like how it was from before.

“(y-” you turned to him, the expression on your face vague, as if it was also confused of what to say or do or react.

“niisan.” there was longing in your voice but he dare not speak of it, afraid that it will disappear just like how you did before. now that you’re finally in front of him, alive and well, he could finally feel relieved that the sacrifice he made for the two of you before was worth it.

without another word, he lets you embrace him, even with the broken bones, gashes and wounds in both of your bodies.

he was having a hard time to grasp onto the moment as he also wraps his arms on you, dazed by how much he yearned for this moment to come—when he finally holds you in his arms the way he does before.

so even if there was awkwardness in the air and unresolved tension between siblings, for that single moment, zenitsu was grateful and felt proud of what he had done.

it was all worth it.

“i knew it! you two smells the same!”

both zenitsu and you gave tanjiro a weird look. by now, you four were in the engawa after the said boy had woken up. you and zenitsu still hadn’t spoken to each other but zenitsu could feel that you were slowly opening yourself up to him.

“twins? you both came out at the same time?”

again, you two gave weird glances at inosuke, your reaction only making zenitsu feel comfortable in mimicking you.

“i only came here to inform you that me and kanao will be handling your rehabilitation training.” you say, your voice a music to zenitsu’s ears.

“what?? aren’t you with us during the fight?!” inosuke questioned, earning you confused gazes from the three.

you sigh, sounding incredibly exhausted by just talking to them. zenitsu knows you were selectively mute but apparently, you had grown to be talking more than before. “shinobu-san cleared me already and assigned me with you three.” you narrowed your eyes at zenitsu, as if you were blaming him for taking your precious time.

“apparently, someone slipped out that we’re related.”

zenitsu chuckles, scratching the back of his head, acting guiltily.

you huffed but he could tell that you were not mad at all. a tall figure appears from behind you by the doorway, the sound pillar’s form appearing all of a sudden.

uzui ruffles your head and a smile appears on his lips before his gaze turns to the three. “good luck, kids. (y/n) over here got her strict attitude from me but she can be a softie like suma too.”

zenitsu watches from afar as you pout at the man, turning your head to look up at his towering figure. “hey-”

then, uzui turns to zenitsu, a grin appearing on his face. “don’t believe whatever (y/n) says. they still love you.”

“uzui-” you whine and zenitsu’s face lights up as he suddenly latches onto you, giving you a big embrace that he had been aching to do so. he snuggles to your back and you narrow your eyes at uzui, tanjiro and inosuke for chuckling at your state.

zenitsu had a bigger smile on his face once you relented, letting him stay in that position onto his heart’s content.

it was indeed all worth it.

i honestly felt like i needed a lighter ending since today’s nitsu’s birthday. i’m not an angst sadist at that point yall.

#kny #nnr knr #nnr daydream #kimetsu no yaiba #kimetsu zenitsu #zenitsu agatsuma #zenitsu x reader #zenitsu headcanons #kny zenitsu #zenitsu godspeed yes #female zenitsu

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pies-writes-and-more · 4 years

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PIES’ FIC RECOMMENDATIONS FOR MAY 2020

So I’ve never done one of these fic recommendations lists before but I really want to share some of the amazing work that I’ve read this past month! I’ve definitely read a whole ton more but I was dumb and didn’t think to like draft this list and then just keep adding to it... so I’m just attempting to go through my tags LOL please be patient with my dumbass.

NOTE: Since I only started doing this recently, a lot of my recommendations are gonna come from a lot of my mutuals but I’m always open to hearing more about other fics!!! If you’ve got an incredible fic that you are super proud of or if you think that I should read something you’ve read, PLEASE SEND IT TO ME! I’m really big on StevexFem!Reader, BuckyxFem!Reader, WandaxFem!Reader, CarolxFem!Reader, and Stucky fics!!!

If you do end up reading these fics, please tag me if you reblog them or comment on them!! I’d love to see your guys’ reactions :)

ANYWAYS THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE HAVE CRUSHED MY HEART WITH AMAZING FICS, RUINED MY IDEALS OF WHAT LOVE IS, AND/OR BROKEN MY HEART WITH ANGST ONLY TO REVIVE IT WITH SOME FLUFF. I love you all so very much.

PS. if these links dont work for some reason, please let me know so I can update this list because I was very distracted halfway through making this so it might not be perfect!

1.Walpurgis Night by @anika-ann | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “In which Steven volunteers to find a long-lost princess of Starkerbürg. (Fairy Tale AU)” I have no clue why this fic is not given more goddamn attention because holy shit yall, I have never been so grasped by a fic before. If you love medieval/fairy tale type things, you will love this fic. And if you don’t, you’re gonna love it anyways because @anika-ann writes SO. FUCKING. WELL. 100% fluff and love.

2. Abs Aren’t Always the Answer by @its-not-captain-america | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “Steve asks Y/N what girls are interested in, trying to impress her. Several shirtless pics later it’s not working.” Y’all want hilarious shit??? What about Steve Rogers always trying to take his fucking shirt off because he has the DNA (and the body) of a stripper? JK that’s not the actual reason but this fic is so funny, I died reading the first 700 times (and the 701st time too... and every time after that). 100% hilarious.

3. Challenge Accepted...? by @anika-ann | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader ”Steve’s never been good at quick decision-making when it came to his own safety. After one particularly horrible experience, you find a way to remind him every day to think twice the next time he’s faced with a tough choice. He is not amused.” Steven Grant Rogers you stupid dumb hoe lol. That’s all I’mma say about this fic because it speaks for itself when you read it haha. Banter is iconic in this fic. 100% hilarious.

4. A Matter of Trust by @anika-ann | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “You and Steve get to go to a mission together after a while; free drinks, partying, dressing-up nicely, stealing blueprints, the usual. You might even enjoy this as a couple.“ This time it’s Y/N that’s kindof a stupid dumb hoe but like that’s okay because when Y/N is a stupid dumb hoe, it’s not as stupid or dumb as when Steve does it. There’s a bit of a carry on between Challenge Accepted...? and this fic! So I would suggest reading that one first and then this :) 100% hilarious.

5. For a Smile by @anika-ann | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “You see him run past every morning. So you smile, because he looks like a nice person. How could he not be when he smiles back and the world stops for a while to pay respect to such beauty?” So you know how Disney movies totally screwed over some of our perspectives of how guys were gonna come and sweep us off our feet? Yeah. This fic did it too. I’m still waiting for my fairytale fucking moment like this fic but if it never happens, I’ll settle for just reading this over and over again LOL. 100% F L U F F and LOVE.

6. Grease and Pearls by @anika-ann | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “All you know is uptown; fancy clothes, expensive cars, jewellery outshining one’s personality and exhausting dinners with family acquaintances and business partners. Your life is all planned out; one day, you’ll marry Howard Stark’s son and you’ll be the golden couple adored by press.” This 3-part series slayed me. Like honestly, I’ve never been so torn apart before. Y’all lucky that if you read it, you get to read all 3 parts right away whereas I had to sit and wait for my heart to be torn apart and then stomped on. (Jk anika i love you you know that). Super amazing thing I love about this fic: it’s got links to the dresses that Y/N wears (super cute btw) AND it’s got two different endings so you can decide!!! 100% ANGST and 100% FLUFF? At the same time??? Because of the two endings?!?!?!? NOTE: part 2 got some steamy smut in there so 18+ readers only. I had to take a cold shower after reading it like goddamn.

7. Be Alright by @kayteewritessteve | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “Steve goes through a bad breakup, but a sweet voice and a friendly smile helps him realize he can begin again, and that he definitely should.” God this fic. I can’t with this fic. It’s based on the Dean Lewis song Be Alright, which is already one of my favourites, but this fic, ugh, Kaytee knows how to hurt you that’s for sure. It’s so pure and so wonderful. 100% SAD but like it gets better promise.

8. Cold Feet by @anika-ann | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader

“After two months of dating, you’ve come to a conclusion as exciting as well as a bit irritating: Steve Rogers is a perfect man. He simply has no flaw.Or does he?” Mother. Fucking. Adorable. I dunno if there’s anything else to say except that anika really knows how to make me wish I was Y/N adsoifhosd. 100% F L U F F

9. Hot Chocolate by @vodkaxtonic | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “Steve gets sick and Y/N takes care of him, which involves a lot of Steve’s whining, hot chocolate and cuddles.“ Steve Rogers is a little shit who won’t just accept that he’s sick and needs to be taken care of BUT IT’S SO CUTE AND THIS FIC IS THE BEST!!!! 100% FLUFF!!

10. Home by @evanstush | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “It’s been 2 years since the last battle and it’s now Morgan’s 7th birthday, and well, Tony being Tony, he prepared a small party for her little girl, inviting everyone from the team, including you.” Hnnnggg this fic. Okay so. I love @evanstush with all my fucking heart because she’s always been so supportive of me and my fics. That being said I WAS NOT EXPECTING HER KIND ASS TO HURT MY HEART LIKE THIS. But again, it’s okay because it’s got fluff guys. 50% ANGST and 50% FLUFF. Well like it’s 100% both but like I have to split it haha.

11. Cocktails by @writeyourmindaway | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “ ~i really don’t know what to write i’m sorry~ DRINKS!” That’s okay, darling, I’ll write the summary you. HILARITY. WONDERFULNESS. THE WORD BLOWJOB WRITTEN SO MANY TIMES AND IT’S FUCKING GOLD. This is so funny i love it haha. This fic killed me. I should’ve seen it coming (hehe) but i didn’t lol. 100% HILARIOUS.

12. Unadulterated by @writeyourmindaway | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader No summary for this one but again, I shall do the honours haha. It’s part 2 of ‘Cocktails’ and this one is just as adorable and hilarious as the first part! Steve is a cheeky little soft boi and the flirting just makes me feel all sorts of ways <3 100% ADORABLE.

13. Water Wars by @writeyourmindaway | Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader “The team finds a new way to unwind” I love fics where you just see the team get to be normal people!!! Plus haven’t we all thought about how the Avengers would are in a water fight? Is that just me? Don’t have to fantasize about it now because @writeyourmindaway wrote it for you :D 100% FLUFF.

14. Slow Like Honey by @heli0s-writes | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “The gossip that buzzes around in the teacher’s lounge is that sweet, sensitive, divorcé Steve Rogers is hot-for-teacher. His daughter’s first-grade teacher, to be exact.” I binged this whole fucking series. 8 parts of PURE. EVERYTHING. I have never so badly wanted a happy ending in my fucking life. This is an amazing series with so much love put into it, you can tell. I really can’t explain this fic because you really need to just go read it to know how amazing it is. NOTE: Part 4, 5, and 8 have some serious love smut in there so 18+ readers only please. UGH. I love this fic so much. I will continue to keep daydreaming about it and thinking about it all the time. God I love me some Dad!Steve. 50% FLUFF and 50% ANGST (which seriously tore my heart out like I cried).

15. You Make My World Spin by @anika-ann | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “After the Battle of New York and all the mess Tony gets involved in later, Pepper believes he is in a need of an assistant slash tech genius. Enter you. While Tony is not amused by Pepper’s idea at first… he soon warms up to you.” So many insanely wonderful references in this fic, it’s hilarious. Also, Tony being a little shit LOL. Such a hilarious fic!!!! 100% AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS.

16. If You Stumble... by @anika-ann | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “If you stumble…make it part of the dance. In which you ask Steve what your date would look like if you lived the forties. He decides to show you instead. There are few flaws, holes to see through to glimpse beyond that illusion. But what life would be besides boring if everything was perfect? Perfect dress. Perfect date. Perfect gentleman…?” So my dumbass was so excited to read something that anika put out that I didn’t realize this was part 2 of a 3 part series lol I’m dumb yes I know. Anyways, this is part 1 so please don’t be like me and read the first part LOL. ANYWAYS, this was so fucking wholesome. This is definitely one that I need to read again and fully read in order (she’s got part 3 on her AO3, I believe) but ugh. I love the idea of Steve dating in this century, comparing things to how things were done in the old days ufglasodfhsd. I love it. Amazing. 100% FLUFF (I think because well my dumbass hasn’t finished but this part was fluffy :3)

17. @wxstedhexrt‘s poems | Read Them Here! | Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes I don’t think Destiny ever gave me a summary of these but (and Destiny, please correct me if I’m wrong in how you want these to be portrayed!) I believe they’re poems written throughout the whole Steve and Bucky timeline. She’s used the Winter Soldier’s words and turned them into a gorgeous set of poems. 100% My favourite thing in the whole fucking world.

18. The Lonely Tree by @sarahwroteathing | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “You have a favorite tree which you make sure to pass every day on your way to class, but one day you find you’ll have to get used to sharing it with a friendly art student.” Holy shit guys this 15 part series was so amazing. It’s 100% PURE FLUFF and PINING and gorgeous. Holy shit. Like I screamed reading the whole goddamn thing. Amazing writing by an amazing human being with some awesome humour haha.

19. @sinner-as-saint responding to an anon request? Amazing. | Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader Request: May I just spice up your day with the thought of best friend/roommate bucky being jealous when you bring someone home HOT. AS. FUCK. Holy shit. It’s such a short little list of things that Bucky would do but ugh. I was dying reading it. I love me some jealous Bucky smut. 100% angsty fluff? With smuttiness ;) 18+ readers please!!

20. @alloftheimaginesblog prompted fic | Steve Rogers x Reader (I could be wrong here but I believe the gender of the reader is never specified? But the ring is a woman’s ring so?? @alloftheimaginesblog pls correct me if you want!) Prompt: Finding an engagement ring in one of their drawers. So fucking fluffy I needed a cavity filled after ugh. I loved it so much it was just a gorgeous piece of writing. Steve is a little piece of poop for not hiding that ring better I mean come on, you’re telling me you couldn’t have punched a hole, put the ring there, and then cover it up with like a cabinet or something??? jk i still love you steeb. 100% fluff!

21. Laser Tag by @stargazingfangirl18 | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “You play laser tag with your boyfriend Steve and his best friend Bucky. Since you’re just a plain ole civilian, you gotta use what non-Avenger skills you have to avoid losing. Hint: those skills involve Steve and kissing.” Iconic. Everything. Wonderful. There is nothing I love more than Steve Rogers being a little sucker for making out with his girlfriend even when there’s a competition. 100% fluff!!!!

22. Under the Rainbow, Draga mea by @binkysteebnpewter | Wanda Maximoff x Fem!Reader I don’t think there’s an official summary ( @binkysteebnpewter pls correct me if I’m wrong) but my summary is this: GAYNESS <3 I love me some wlw content so when I saw this pop up on my dash, I couldn’t NOT read. It’s soooo good. This is a Social Media AU and the amount of meme usage in there I- it’s fucking wonderful. It’s still in progress though so you guys will have to pine after this relationship with me. I FUCKING LOVE IT. 100% GAY LOVE <3

23. A Fic in which Peggy Carter plays wingwoman because these two idiots are in love with each other but they can’t see it so our Queen needs to throw it at them by @1she1hulk1 (please note I made this title by myself because I don’t think there was a title LOL @1she1hulk1 lmk if you want me to change this xD) | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader “the plot is bacially you and Steve go to see Peggy and she tells Steve to finally make his move” Peggy Carter is a fucking Queen and she knows that Steve is falling for you, because he just won’t stop fucking talking about you LOL. Anyways, this is a super cute fic!!!! Please go give it some love because this human being who wrote it doesn’t think she’s a good writer?????? Crazy. 100% FLUFF!!!!

OTHER FICS THAT DESERVE MENTIONING!!!!

So because this is my first recommendation list on this site, I know I’m definitely missing some amazing fics that I’ve read but never saved (I’m a terrible person I know). So I’m just gonna add them in this list here because they deserve love and attention too!

@wxstedhexrt‘s poetry. Period. End of story lol. JK. So the ones that I’ve read that are on Destiny’s tumblr aren’t all fandom related (besides the one that I posted above) but they’re still really amazing. I’ve never felt so captured by poems before (mostly because i’m stupid and don’t understand a lot of poetry). Ugh anyways I love her poems so much so please go check them out! CLICK HERE FOR BEAUTY <3

Alright so I know a lot of you guys know @kayteewritessteve but if you don’t, she’s this super amazing writer with INCREDIBLE series. (CLICK HERE TO SEE HER FULL MASTERLIST). But one of my most favourite series by her, and one of my favourite series of all time, is: If Only You Knew “You arrive home one day to find a wedding invite for two of your best friends from high school. You knew this day was going to come eventually, but even with that said, you weren’t prepared to return home. At least not after 7 years of avoiding Buckhannon, West Virginia. Or rather, avoiding him; your ex-best friend and the secret love of your life. But maybe it was finally time to face your past, to face him and everything else that happened on that horrible night.” This 18 (plus an Epilogue) part series will literally have you screaming at your screen being like WHY YALL CANT JUST TELL EACH OTHER HOW YALL FEEL?!?!?!?! 75% angst (because Kaytee likes to hurt us) and 25% fluff BUT the fluff is SOOOOO worth it so it’s like 100% angst and 200% fluff (i was never a mathlete). NOW since, we’re on the topic of Kaytee’s writing, I’d also like to mention: Love and War “In a harsh medieval world, you set out on a perilous quest that will lead you onto a forbidden land. A land ruled and controlled by a ruthless Warlord King, one who does not look favourably upon trespassers of any kind, and punishes all with an iron fist. You may not know exactly where this quest will end, but what you do know is you will forever be altered by it. And that knowledge alone is what truly terrifies you the most.” so I read this while Kaytee was writing it about a year ago and holllyyyyyy shit. Okay. So. Listen. Fantasy? Check. Romance? Check. Amazing writing? Well it’s Kaytee so yea obviously check. I want to list more things but I don’t want to give it away! This is a 15 part series (plus an Epilogue and Outro) but it goes by so quickly once you’re stuck and waiting for more!!!!

#pies recommendations #pies may recommendations #fic recommendations #steve rogers x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #i need some good carol fics #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x y/n #wanda maximoff x y/n #reader insert fics #and some poetry by destiny #because destiny is the fucking bestiny #steve rogers x y/n #i love all these fics so much

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feelthepainofdodick · 5 years

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Love For Hire - Ch. 1 - (D.D. x Reader)

Summary: David hires you to be his fake girlfriend for a month to get the diza stans off his back. This experience is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you and the emotional consequences that ensue are something you never expected.

Notes: Hey everyone! I’m back with another series! This will be my main focus but I’ll try to keep writing imagines between chapters if I really like a concept or get a request. I’m really excited for this series and I hope yall like it. I honestly don’t know how many chapters I plan to write for this but I can for sure tell you it will be longer than my last series. Much love, Julie.

Word Count: 1479

CHAPTER TWO - CHAPTER THREE

It’s been a year since the infamous break up video between David and Liza and it felt as though the ‘diza’ stans were still in full swing. This caused David so much internal turmoil. Every time he gets frustrated by it, he goes to a friend to just talk about it and vent it out. Most times he goes to Natalie since she lives with him. Tonight was no different. David laid in Natalie’s bed talking to her about what is on his mind.

“I just don’t know what to do Nat. I’m exhausted of getting tweets or comments about Liza. Even in actual interviews for any press they still ask me about the breakup as if anything changed. What do they want me to say? That I still miss her, or I hate her, or we are actually best friends. It won’t ever end and I’m fed up with my career being surrounded around Liza. Don’t get me wrong. I love Liza but I hate that our relationship is what my career is surrounded by. I like to think I work hard. I’ve done collabs with famous people, have a podcast, went on tour last year, got to do a movie character voice over, and yet my relationship with Liza is the main point of conversation in everything. What don’t people understand that we are broken up and I don’t have all the answers on how she’s doing. Yes we are still best friends but she’s busy and I’m busy. I’m just over it.” He sighs loudly, exasperated.

Nat had heard him say the same things about this topic over and over again for months. She truly sympathized. She couldn’t imagine being with someone and have your relationship so public and beloved by so many then to break that by breaking up. Something so personal and sad for the world to see. Then the idea hit her…

“David! Okay so I have this idea but it’s a bit out there...” She says nervously.

“What is it Nat?” He questions.

“So, I’ve been reading this book lately about this girl who escorts for people with money on a monthly basis and is basically whatever she needs to be for them for an entire month.” She explains.

“What does this have to do with me?” David interrupts.

“What if you hired someone to be your fake girlfriend for a month? You have a bunch of press to do next month and she can be in the vlogs getting all the diza stans off your back.” She proposes.

“That’s crazy. If I wanted someone to be my fake girlfriend for a while why wouldn’t I just ask one of my friends to do it?” He questions.

“David. You can’t be serious? That’s such a big favor to ask one of our friends plus when you break up in a month, it’ll be the same thing all over again with whoever you choose since the fans know both of you. Also! What if this friend falls for you. You will have no control over emotional consequences. You would be paying this girl to pretend to be your girlfriend, thus you wouldn’t have to be emotionally connected to her as horrible as that sounds. It would be transnational rather than a favor.” She further explains.

Intrigued he says. “Do those sites even actually exist in real life, not just in books and movies.”

Natalie smiles. “Well, why don’t we check?” Pulling out her laptop.

David moves to sit next to Natalie looking over her shoulder as she starts looking up on google if its real. Natalie is researching different sites when David says.

“You know the more I think about it, the more I like the idea. I have a bunch of press events to do and it would be so much easier if I didn’t have to talk about Liza over and over again. VidCon is coming up, New York stuff is coming up, premieres, the teen awards, and a million other things-”

“Look! I found a legit looking site.” Natalie interrupts. David looks over Natalie’s shoulder as she makes a profile for him and starts scrolling through. She stops on you, “Oooo, she’s pretty isn’t she?” She says glancing towards David.

David sit up and looks closer towards the screen. “Yeah… Yeah she’s actually really pretty.” He smiles to himself as he stares at your picture on the screen. “Wonder why she’s on an escort site.” He casually questions.

Natalie looks over at him. “Who knows David. The girl in my book starts escorting because her dad got into some trouble with a loan shark and the loan sharks beat her dad up so he had to go to the hospital. Then the loan sharks pinned all the money on her so she has to pay it back or else they’ll kill her dad. But I can’t imagine these girls have that dramatic of stories. I’m sure she’s just paying student loans or something.” She chuckles.

David looks at Natalie wide eyed. “What the fuck are you even reading?” She shrugs. “So, should I message her?”

“Oh, shit, I don’t know-” David started to feel weird about the whole situation. “You really think it’s a good idea to hire someone to be my fake girlfriend for a month?”

“Don’t you want the diza stans off your back? And you’ll finally be able to talk about something else in interviews.” Natalie said.

David sighed. He knew Natalie was right. “Fine. You can message her but I want to sleep on it.” And with that he got up and left the room while Natalie started writing to you.

(Y/N)’s POV:

*ding ding* *new email notification* You go over to your phone to check your new email. It was from the escort site, the agency you worked for, called DiamondTimes.

You weren’t particularly happy to have to start escorting but you were broke and needed something easy to pay the rent while you worked at some shitty deli shop that you were definitely being underpaid for. But you were trying to get an internship with any PR company so you needed to find someway to pay the rent. Times were tough but you made it through and these escort gigs were definitely a major reason you were surviving. You tried not to take the jobs where they wanted you to have sex with them unless you unbelievably desperate. Most of the time you skated by going on dates and acting like the man’s girlfriend, or if they needed companionship and just wanted to talk, or had very specific fetishes that didn’t require you to have sex with them. You had to do what you had to do.

The message from David Dobrik read-

Hi! This is Natalie David Dobrik’s assistant. We wanted to contact you to see if you would be interested in being the fake girlfriend of my boss for a month. He is a youtuber so basically you would pretend to be his girlfriend for his channel and for press events during the month. This job would include a lot of social media presence and travel. Send me a message if the idea interests you and we can facetime to talk further details!

Wow this sounds interesting. You thought to yourself. I’ve never worked on one job for an entire month. If I left my shit job for too long they would definitely fire me. Not like it would matter. They pay shit and I’d be working for this guy. And this social media thing could work for experience to get a job with a PR firm! That last thought sold you. You messaged back immediately giving Natalie your number and told her you could facetime anytime she had the chance. As you wrote the message you wondered who David Dobrik was since you didn’t watch too much YouTube.

You, incredibly quickly, got a message from an unknown number that read -

Hello! This in Natalie from the site. I know this is so quick and it’s late but if you can facetime right now that would be great!

You were a bit shocked how quickly it was all happening but you just went with it in stride. You took the facetime with Natalie. She explained the job you would be doing if you accepted it in further detail. You both even had a few laughs during the conversation. You asked a few questions. You then asked if you could sleep on it. She said of course and you ended the call.

You woke up the next morning feeling refreshed and excited. You thought, why the heck not! It pays, no sex is required, and its a new adventure in a new city! You texted back Natalie immediately saying - I’m in!

She replies quickly. OMG yay! Okay I’m booking the flight now!

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