#yall just need to chill

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[phantoms-planet]

Hey yo do we have cannon evidence that Danny bleeds green in his ghost form? Like I don't think they showed blood at all cause kids show so...like...???

Feel free to prove me wrong ofc I just realised that people can get pretty insistent on something that I'm pretty sure isn't actually cannon

#danny phantom #dp #not to be mean #just saw a post with danny in ghost form bleeding red and a lot of comments were angrily demanding the blood be changed to green #which whether its cannon or not yall need to chill tf out but I was made curious by it

[hainethehero]

For all the TOXIC** buddie stans who are just spewing vitriol at Lou (a literal actor just doing his job) for getting in the way of your delusions of a fictional ship on a fictional show, I want y'all to know that YOU are the exact reason why Oliver hates socmed & why he deactivated Twitter.

#oliver stark #lou ferrigno jr #ryan guzman #buddie #bucktommy #911 #911 abc #yall need to touch grass #touch grass #holy shit just chill #its a fictional show #hope yall know that oliver cringes at your behaviour #ryan too

[loptrcoptr]

It’s come to my attention that a lot of people in the BES fandom are new to fandom-culture in general (or lack there of; we denizens of tumblr are residents of a cesspool) and don’t know a lot of general old school online manners, laid down in Days of Yore by earlier generations. So let me bring up a crucial one that is generally being ignored on tumblr in the BES-sphere: ship tagging!

I am not doing this to condescend, I genuinely want to be helpful and to help us all enjoy our enclosure and our enrichment in said enclosure together. I think a lot of grief going around the blue eye samurai world on social media could be solved if everyone remembered one good old cardinal rule of fandom bullshit:

you do not put ship wank in a ship’s general tag.

let me say that one more time in different terms:

If you want to rant about how much you hate a ship, general practice has always been, on tumblr anyway, not to do so in the safe space created for said ship.

once again, lemme be very clear; I don’t give one rat’s ass or 800 collective asses of rats what you ship, why you ship it, whether you ship anything at all, why you hate x y z, etc. That’s great, that’s what fandom is for! Enjoy yourself! The issue is that there’s all this infighting fuckery going on that is exhausting to even watch from the sidelines, and I think there’s a lot of confusion as to why anyone is fighting over any of this shit at all as it is 2024 and ship wars are 2011 superwholock garbage that we all collectively agreed to jettison into space by 2015, ya feel me?

(and if you like to start shit and throw hands then obv this post isn’t for you as you know what you’re doing, this is for the folks who don’t know and are confused as to why they can’t rant without blowback)

So if you’ve gotten on tumblr recently and noticed your anti-ship post blowing up for some reason or other and asked yourself “Jesus why are these assholes from that ship always coming for me?? They’re such dicks!!” ask yourself:

did I tag them in my post?

Because when you tag a ship in a post about how much you hate it, it’s not a beacon that says “Hear Ye Hear Ye, Interacteth Not Ye Fuckos From Ship I Hate, This Is About How Much I Hate Your Ship”. For that to be the case, you would need old-school anti-ship tag nomenclature, like this: #anti-[shipname] or #[shipname] wank. Those tags would communicate your intent to rant, which is your sacred fandom right to enjoy doing! It is not, however, your sacred fandom right to enjoy doing it in the wrong space, that’s what’s happening here. A post that tags a ship with its normal tag, but whose content is anti/wank content about said ship, sends the signal: “ayyooo, who would like to debate this with me?”

So, does all that make sense? If you tag your post analyzing all the reasons why you think a ship sucks with #ship, you are encouraging everyone who ships that ship to interact with your post. It’s like rocking up to somebody’s house, ringing the doorbell, and saying “I hate your fugly ass piece of shit house, asshole” and then getting irritated when the homeowner responds with “who the fuck are you, get off my lawn?!”

#anti-[shipname], #[shipname] hate (forgot about that one, also useful), and #[shipname] wank do two very useful things:

1) They let other people who want to gleefully rant with you know that you’re on the level and they give like minded individuals a chance to follow those tags so you can have more rant sessions together, and

2) they minimize likelihood of involvement by the shippers you’re ranting about, who can block the tag, while keeping the ship’s normal tag open for the people who enjoy it

tldr; *swordfather voice* it would be bitchin if people could stop bitchin in the wrong places so that we can all coexist like adults here, touch some grass, and chill. Tag ship hate #anti-[shipname], #[shipname] wank, or #[shipname]-hate and keep it out of the general pro-ship tags :)

if your response to this is “don’t tell me what to do, cuntwaffle” or “I have an unhealthy relationship with the idea of shipping and think no one should have a safe environment to enjoy media except me and people I agree with so I will continue to poison the waters” then ok, cool beans, keep on chooglin’; but know that everytime you walk into a tea party you weren’t invited to and yell I HATE YOUR FUCKING TEA YOUR TEA SUCKS ASS blowback is a bit inevitable

#PSA for anybody who needs to hear it #blue eye samurai #bes netflix #netflix blue eye samurai #am I probably gonna get some nasty comments for this? sure whatever but if at least one person who is #tired of fighting in their text posts and inbox sees this and realizes they can tag things in a way #that lets them avoid a fight then hey my job is done #and if most of yall are just starting shit to start shit then ok just thought I’d check in #because there’s a lot of complaining about people defending the stuff they like in this fandom #and if you’re needling people I’m not sure why you think they won’t pushback #no needling no fighting. everybody be chill. good god yall. it’s a show for adults can we be adults please. #shipwars are for children this is embarrassing why’d so many people in this fandom drink gallons of haterade

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

God fucking damnit I KNOW Im never gonna find someone to talk abt my stupid little SP ships with if I dont come clean abt shipping them SOME TIME but I also REALLY DON'T WANT TO because NO MATTER WHAT I SHIP I feel like SOMEBODY'S gonna start HARASSING ME ABOUT IT OH MY FUCKING GOD-

#the pain of being a multishipper in a fandom with the shittiest shipping culture known to man 😔 #like goddamn I know there are some shitty ppl out there but yall need to chill a little #though to be fair there are a lot less. weird age gap pairings in the SP fandom then there are in others. so pros and cons ig... #but I wanna enjoy my weird little thought experiments in PEACE GODDAMNIT #south park #just gonna tag every ship #all of them #sp style #kenman #kyman #stenny #stanman #sp k2 #stylennyman #styleman #stylenny #stendy #sp candy #kyndy #sp kendy #sp bendy #sp bunny #cartters #buttman #idk which is the main name #sp stutters #bunnyman #whats the ship name for Kyle and Butters? Who knows man... #sp creek #late night ramblings

[ullybug]

that was deeply miserable! i'm gonna go write my gay little fanfiction now. if any of you would like to talk about my gay little fanfiction with me i would love to do that!! but i am done with.... all of this

#ooooo you wanna talk about goalie nesting with me ooooooo #im also still accepting the character/word prompts rn and i WILL get to the unanswered ones i just. need to chill out #anyways muah muah muah i loved being miserable with yall <3! #pens lb

[maskyartist]

late night crew gets secret oc/canon lore cause ur special and im in a giving mood

beatdrop owns a casino, and john dory is john dory i refuse to believe he doesnt owe people money. beatdrop has eden on speed dial and she's able to find anyone anywhere (no one knows how)

she and jd have an "on-off" thing going on. eden's not really meant to kill him just keep an eye on him. she thinks his antics are silly

eden kinda wanders when shes not busy with work, but somehow always finds here way to john's current campsite. he's kinda scared of how easy she finds him without any information...

eden just knows :)

#masky says #oc: eden #doodles #trolls dreamworks #trolls john dory #trolls oc #YES I FELL DOWN THE HOLE FUCK YALL I NEED SOMETHING IN MY LIFE #THIS IS FOR ME DAMN IT >:( #i wanna be part of the club yall look like ur having so much fun..... :( #eden's surprisingly chill like she rolls with everything #she gets along well with bruce i feel but she does feel hes a lil too much of a dad sometimes #she IS pretty young shes mid 20s butt she doesnt like being parented it drives her nuts #she n clay read together. she likes poetry cause shes dramatic :) its a guilty pleasure thing they indulge #idk i feel like she dont like floyd that much...like floyd's indifferent towards her but eden doesnt ACTIVELY t ry to make him like her #she doesnt really care #she likes branch. hes funny. hes got ties to a queen. hes a smart kid for sure. #good to keep an eye on just in case beatdrop needs a tell

[ucetheones]

Can't It Wait? | Jey Uso x Rhea Ripley

just a long lil peek into my next fic!! before going into it, pls know things aren't exactly what they appear to be. but i will not elaborate on how !! <3

It started as simple ribbing, Jey had just wanted to get under Dominik's skin. He wanted to send a message that the offer to join The Judgement Day had never been more than a joke to him. The memes, the fanart. It was all meant to play into Jey not joining their merry band of emo wrestlers. He had no real feelings towards Rhea, he had no intentions of pursuing her, or taking her away from Dominik. It started as a joke, and it was meant to remain one.

That was weeks and weeks ago, Jey still wouldn't join The Judgement Day, he wanted nothing to do with the four of them. Especially Dom and Rhea.

Yet…Jey had let Rhea into his hotel room when she came knocking.

Just as he had two nights before, and almost a dozen more before that.

He knows he shouldn't have, he knows that the first time it happened could've been a mistake if it hadn't continued to happen.

Rhea doesn't give him the chance to deny her, not that he would. She's on him the moment the door clicks shut, and all thoughts of Dom are gone.

Her lips are soft, and she tastes like a tropical drink, that Jey knows the source of is the gum she chews. The flavor she started chewing when she found out it was his favorite. 

He briefly wonders if Dominik has noticed she switched from minty gum, to fruity. 

Rhea senses his distraction, and she isn't at all shy to deepen the kiss, or guide tattooed arms around her waist to ultimately be drawn in closer by.

Jey follows her lead, as he often does when they're in this situation, or ones similar. He loses himself in the kiss, hands trailing from Rhea's waist. Lower, and lower. 

She hums her approval, though the sound is muffled by the sudden shrill of a phone. Her displeasure at being interrupted is obvious in the way she sucks her teeth and fishes for her phone with only one hand.

Once she has the device, the face of Dominik Mysterio flashes on the screen. Rhea tenses, but the hand in Jey's hair, the hand he has no recollection of how it got there, scratches gently at his scalp.

Clearing her throat, Rhea answers, her tone gives nothing away, even if she sounds slightly breathless, 

"I'm a little busy, Dom-Dom. Is everything okay?"

Jey can't hear Dominik's reply, but Rhea frowns at whatever he says, nodding despite not being seen by the younger. 

"I'll be back downstairs in a bit, can't it wait?" 

Their eyes lock, and Rhea smiles at him.

It's a warm smile. Inviting. Unlike the smirks she wears on TV, this is a thing reserved for only a few. Jey knows as much, because he's seen her smile at Dominik, Damian and Finn similarly.

"We can come down now then, Dom. I wanted to actually ask him before dragging him with me, but if you're so eager…"

Jey's ears start ringing with the uncertainty that courses through him at her words. 

His confusion must show on his face, because Rhea is cupping his cheek and nodding lightly. 

What she's nodding at, he doesn't know. All he knows is he feels slightly sick, and like the earth was just upended in front of him.

Before long, Rhea is hanging up the phone and drawing his attention back to her.

"I'll be straightforward, because you look like you're about to throw up, baby."

"Don' call me that right now…" He curses himself for how weak his voice comes out.

Logically, Jey knew this thing with Rhea was merely sex, even if she looked at him like she could truly love him. Like she could want him in a way that was more than blowing off steam.

Sometimes they'd embrace after everything was done, and she'd tell him about her day, mindlessly tracing his tattoos and leaving kisses along his bare skin.

Those intimate moments usually went unbroken for hours before Rhea would have to sneak away once more.

It never dawned on him just how much his time with her meant to him, or how much he'd grown to rely on her presence. He hadn't realized he'd caught feelings for her.

Not that any of it would ever matter.

"Hey, come back to me, Sweet Face. I can explain, just let me, yeah?"

Her accent is thicker than usual, her bare face giving away the emotions she tries so hard to mask in the public. 

Jey nods his head, his bottom lip tucked between his teeth as he does.

#jey uso #rhea ripley #jey uso x rhea ripley #ive long since given into the siren call of jey x any members of tjd #and ppl are being brutal to those who are genuinely shipping rhea x jey #i need yall to chill its all in good fun!! ships should never be taken seriously pls #i personally love the video edits #i also have always loved unlikely pairings so im chilling #jey uso fanfiction #dominik mysterio #angst #wwe #jey and rhea fell in love by accident!! #don't judge the fic just yet it's got some twists #my jey x tjd polycule will be updated soon btw I just wanted to write some jhea

[lyss-butterscotch]

Wanna talk more about system failure?

Ya know what? Sure. I'll bite.

You know how my hc for System Failure is. Rot slowly seeping into the puppet chamber. The utter desperate attempt to physically remove it because it's no longer something you can just unsee since its THERE invading YOUR space. Now seeping into YOU, whispering to you, the foreign voice in the back of your head to stop fighting. To tell you that there's nothing wrong, even the cysts growing pulsating from your joints are there to help you. LET it.

Make it worse. I dare you. Tell me the most utter horiffic prompt you can add into the bunch. Tell me all the details. Something that can REALLY make people question what the hell is this train of thought. Be it physical or mental details. Hit me with your best shot. Starting from now (the previous system failures prompts are archived. Ill get to them but they dont count to this.)

I will draw the worst one possible in all the details and delete the rest. Tell me in the ask if youre attempting this so i dont mix it up with normal asks i get.

Well. I apologize in advance people. Theres a storm brewing.

#rain world #lyssten to my rambles #if its horrors you ask. #its horrors you will get #inbetween your regularly scheduled random ask doodles uwu #can u tell im just a lil bit.... :)())))()))) #im okay #if i cant stop them #join em #add fuel to the fire if need be #but uh yall still need to remember this is rain world #ya know... a chill community and all #obviously when i do draw it there will be trigger warnings and stuff #you know what kind of boundaries im talking about here #idk just be reasonable i guess. theres ways to potray horror and desperation without extreme graphic shit

[schoenht]

whaddafuq who let the links connect to actual google chrome who is the idiot that updated tumblr for that <- procrastinator.

#💜.talks #I AM NOT DEAD. I MADE THIS SO YALL KNOW I AM NOT DEAD #I STILL HAVE PLANS ABT DOING STUFF BUT IM JUST. REALLY GOING THROUGH IT RN #no not mentally its about my show omfg im gonna make a whole post abt that drama #mentally besides that shitshow we're doing great !!! #yeah i promise im not abandoning yall i just need some time bc. yeah. #my homies know. they know. its hell right now. #BUT BY APRIL 21 OR 22 IM GONNA BE FREEEEEEE i should start working on the smau #if i am good enough i can crank out chapters like i used to #BUT YEAH THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT I AM NOT DEAD #i am just chilling (almost started sobbing today bc of this stupid production) #best part is i CAN tell yall

[shiverandqueeef]

I'm also a little worried tbh, that imodna shippers may start accusing critrole of queerbaiting. I mean i would really like to think better of critters, but i remember when liam and matt were accused of just that over gilmore and vax. This despite the fact both characters are canonically queer.

Im not trying to make trouble, i just hope that should imogen and laudna not become romantically involved, fans can be chill and not harrass laura and marisha.

The world of critrole is rich with queer characters, both pc and npc, so please please understand there is a difference between queerbaiting - and your otp not becoming canon

#fandom wank #critical role #imodna #lemme just start some disk horse where it might not even be needed #like yall are chill right? #right?!

[green-tea-lemonade]

draw roxy ❤️ jade plz :3

Sorry this literally took so long to get to I've been SLAMMED with life stuff BUUUUT this gave me the perfect opportunity to test out my new tablet I got >:3

These two are downright adorbs together and you can't tell me they wouldn't cling together all the time. Always holding hands. Always with one another. These two girlbosses are cuddly af with one another and you gotta pry them apart with a crowbar. Bold to assume a person could even try though.

10/10 they deserve smooches from one another

#art #digital art #clip studio #homestuck #jaderoxy #jade harley #roxy lalonde #IM SORRY IVE BEEN GONE SO LONG #im literally just so tired and also trying to prep for artfight #i do miss drawing homestuck stuff tho i been trying to prep to do chill art streams once the next month starts #im also going to be going to a con next month which i need yall to understand i havent done in a long time #my brain has been having A TIME but we're getting things together its good its fine

[watersdeep]

People really need to learn that they are the ones in charge of tailoring their social media experience for themselves. If you don't want to see X content on your timeline/feed then blacklist the words/block the creator. You do not need to make posts that are basically the lengths of PhD dissertations about how you do not like XYZ therefore no one else should get to enjoy it. Stop dictating others experiences just because you're uncomfortable; learn what the block button is and move on.

This goes for any fandom, but I'm primarily talking about the BG3 fandom because this is the one I'm most "involved" with (using this lightly because i've removed myself from most of the fandom because y'all can't fucking chill out). I wasn't into Dragon Age when their toxic fandom was rampant on the internet, but I can only assume this is how it was if not worse.

#so many of yall are chronically online #please go touch some grass #maybe it's because im getting older #(im not old really im late 20s) #but i cannot understand how people are so pressed about fictional characters #just make/like shit you want and stop bothering others #i really need to reconnect with the chill group of bg3 friends i made years ago in the discord server that shall not be named #bg3 critical

[themperor-rome]

Kara and Mon El may be separated but they are canonically still in love.

Supercorp shippers are delulu.

#this is a hate post #yall need jesus #if u call me homophobic ur getting blocked #look at my bio #i just hate the ship bro chill #kara should have gone into the future with mon el #thank you for coming to my ted talk #anti supercorp #karamel #delulu #supercorp is toxic

[scarefox]

Some people in the tag really need to chill about Way from Pit Babe, who is a nuanced fictional character in a fictional world in which he is a (important) side character.

There are really some questionable posts which ironically are polar opposite in their extremes. Meanwhile the most of us are more in the middle of these stances.

#ya I am not tagging it just needed to let this out #i see these posts since weeks and try to ignore it but bruh #yall need to chill more about fictional characters and the people who like them for whatever reason #the xitter vibes some blogs have...

[ruler-of-the-universe-boy]

Me when im planning something big but it has this guy

#samgladiator #yhs sam #yandere high school #yandere highschool #yhs #when you delay the Yhs Reanimated project for around a year #how? idk #im lying yes i do i get procrastinated so hard that once i finally get back into it the project dreads in #i have a problem but have no way of solving it so im very sorry to the people who actually did their part I should’ve put a big red sign #saying ‘this will take years but not for you but for me’ #but i have gotten things together i just need. to do them. #im not the best person to do this stuff #yall don’t understand how many project ideas i have chilling in the corner but i keep making new ones #like fun fact i keep all my comic ideas in a doc and the list somehow keeps getting longer. then i have a lot of animation/animatic ideas #bro cant leave the yhs fandom till they do everything they planned so im staying here till its 20th anniversary/hj #this was about the yhs reanimated.. back to that so yeah im trying very hard to do work on it because i gotta do a lot of the parts