#you beautiful motherfucker

[unhinged-nymph]

GORGEOUS !!!!!!!

#they both look AMAZING!!!!!! #link neal #you BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER #I literally can’t handle #rhett and link #streamys 2023

[toshidou]

This is a PSA to any of my fellow chubby sweethearts out there:

Simon fucking loves every inch of your curves, is so obsessed with your body he hardly knows what to do with himself. He knows you're nothing short of a ethereal, and would happily spend the rest of his life worshipping you, and fuck, if he isn't going to give it his best fucking shot.

He loves the way his clothes envelop you, the hem of his shirt hitting your mid thigh, coaxing his hands to grab the plush of your legs between his fingers, warm and so, so soft. He loves the feeling of you sat on his lap, although it had taken you some coaxing at first, unsure and wary eyes avoiding his gaze as you mumble something about "hurting him", and Simon can't recall the last time he heard something so ridiculous, so he lifts you up, and deposits you straight onto his lap, a bemused smile forming at your adorably shocked expression. It's become both of your favourite forms of skinship ever since.

And he fucking adores your stomach. He doesn't give a single fuck about your opinions on it, he loves it because it's attached to you, because it's a part of a silhouette that has him on his knees and begging just for a second of your attention. He goes near feral at the sight of tummy spilling over the waistband of your panties, and you damn right near kill him every time you turn around and he's met with the sight of your ass peeking out from under alluring lace.

But more than anything else, Simon loves how he can make you feel safe with just his size alone. Over the past year, that arbitrary concern about crushing him or being too shy to wear crop tops has all but vanished, you know that he was made just for you, that he will always love you, absolutely unconditionally. And Simon will always be there to catch you when those pesky insecurities catch up to you once again, with tender kisses to your tummy, worship whispered into your skin so delicately, as though he hopes the words will seep through your pores.

#WHERE MY CHUBBY BABIES AT #CHUBBY WOMEN CHUBBY MEN CHUBBY NON-BINARY ANGELS #HE THINKS UR HOT AS FUCK #HE THINKS YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANEY #AND HE IS SO RIGHT #SO GET OUT THERE AND BE HOT KNOWING THAT SIMON RILEY WOULD BE SO INCREDIBLY DOWN BAD FOR YOU #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #cod mw22 #ghost mw2 #chubby reader #ghost x reader #simon riley #ghost x you #simon riley imagine #simon riley x you #body postivity

[hayaku14]

IDK WTF THIS CARD GAME IS ABOUT BUT I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY

#kaishin #kuroba kaito #kudou shinichi #detective conan #dcmk #kaitou kid #edogawa conan #kidco #kidshin #kaico #LOOK AT THEMMMMMN #MY BEAUTIFUL BOYSSSSSS #ALSO LOOK AT KAITO???? #WHY HE EATING UP KAITOU KID LIKE THAT OMG????? GODDAMN PRETTY MOTHERFUCKER I WILL PAT HIS HEAD AND TUCK HIM UNTO BED UGHHHH #AND OOOOH SHINICHI MY BOY YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY WE LOST YOU BBY COME HOMEEEEE 😭😭😭😭 #i love kidco so much like theyre so iconic look at themmmmm THEY'RE SO COOL AND LARGER THAN LIFE UGGHHHHH #i love them all your honor even though technically theres like only 2 people there but whatever #I LOVE THE OG LOVESQUARE BABEEEEYYY #need more stuff in the 'kuroba kaito doesnt know edogawa conan is kudou shinichi' tag just for the lovesquare shenanigans amirite 👉😏👉 #dc prattles #btw sorry im so kaishin brainrd but if you look at the art for hakuba aoko and ran???? DAMN DCMK I AINT FORGIVING YALL WITH THAT M27 REVEAL #BUT YALL REALLY COOKED WITH THR ART IN THIS CARD GAME IMMA GIVE YOU THAT

[elskiee]

you are playing the father of the atomic bomb why the fuck are you wearing huda beauty voluminizing mascara glossier blush in the shade "beam" charlotte tilbury concealer pat mcgrath eyeliner and dior fucking lip oil with clinique black honey lipstick???? cunt

pic: @/cill_i_am on twt

#*quivering with rage* that can't be his natural feature that can't be #cillian you beautiful motherfucker #you silly goose who tf allowed u to be this pretty #cillian murphy #Oppenheimer

[tinybearfeet]

an ace attorney prosecutor can actually be something so personal

#ace attorney #*smooshes miles klavier and nahyuta into one agnsty blob* now that’s what i call gender #honestly all these motherfuckers are tragic and beautiful #i give each of them a little kiss goodnight #traumatized little feckers #who choose violence any given chance #not you klavier you are the preciousest #miles edgeworth #franziska von karma #prosecutor godot #klavier gavin #simon blackquill #nahyuta sahdmadhi

[sporesgalaxy]

dungeon meshi is threatening to make me actually put effort into figuring out what id need to do to go back for a masters degree because Laios makes me miss working with other insane biologists so bad

#adddna #laios would not stick out among like most of my biology elective professors and their biology friends #i need you to knownthat. i need you to know theres a whole world out there. of beautiful laios type motherfuckers #i dont know what it is about biology that makes you a little unhinged in this way. freaks me out that not all pre med students r like that

[juergenklopp]

BRYCE HARPER makes a stellar diving catch on his first career start playing first base, making his first appearance in the field since April 16, 2022. Ordinarily a right fielder, Harper was limited to designated hitter duties since he tore his ulnar collateral ligament in his right elbow and getting a reconstruction surgery in November 2022 (July 21, 2023)

#1. INSANE PLAY 2. never do it again you beautiful motherfucker. 3. Bryce Harper is truly not right in the head #'he threw caution to the wind' THERE NEVER WAS CAUTION IN THE FIRST PLACE HE HAS ZERO SENSE OF SELF-PRESERVATION #Bryce Harper #Philadelphia Phillies #MLB #baseball #baseballedit #mlbedit #sportsedit #usernrzr #.gif #.original #MLB 2023 #PHI @ CLE

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Godzilla, to Mothra: STOP. BEING. SO. BEAUTIFUL. I. CAN'T. FUCKING. FOCUS.

Generation AU: MonsterVerse Edition for the King and Queen.

Mothra goes whatever she pleases to do with her husband, and if Godzilla refuses/disagrees to the point, she'll used her...ahem... "LEVEL OF HOTNESS OVERLOAD", which he loses control...😧

@sassyassblog

#NO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY #JUST GODZILLA TRYING TO IGNORE HIS WIFE'S MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTIFUL BODY AND FACE- #*DIES OF MOTHZILLA OVERLOAD* #godzilla #mothra #mothzilla #mosugoji #godzilla x mothra #gojira #mosura #monsterverse #kaiju #godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla king of the monsters #godzilla kotm #gxk #incorrect quotes #godzilla incorrect quotes #GOJI PLEASE YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH

[helenkordart]

Recently the 4th volume of the english Thousand Autumns came out and when I saw Mimo′s design of beloved old fart Guang Lingsan, all I could say was "awooga humina humina humina", so like

#thousand autumns #meng xishi #guang lingsan #千秋 #mimo treating us so good #i mean i do wish he actually looked his age. which is yan wushis age. but i guess THIS old fart has to play by wuxia rules. boo #gls staying in his lane. dumping his stupid sect on feng xiao and running. thriving. moisturized. #thats why hes my favourite side character in all of qqpeerlessverse. funniest motherfucker around #i do miss his stupid hat #the idea of him forcing teenage feng-er to wear it too. resplendent #i mean generally speaking id kill to see him dealing with teenage feng-er. can you imagine. how is feng-er still alive #mxs how much money do i have to give you for you to write that extra #like teenage ququs life is a tragedy. teenage feng-ers life is a COMEDY #please just. during the events of qq. whenever gls shows up to do his cackling annoyance schpiel #imagine a sulky teenage feng-er just slightly to the side. going I dont wanna be here Im missing my beauty sleep 🤨🤨🤨🤨 #PLEASE I WANNA SEE YWS INTERACT WITH TEENAGE FENG-ER #every time i remember that feng-er is the same age as xiaoyu. incredible. #anyway what was i saying #oh yes please god i wanna see fajing sect shenanigans #am i spoiling peerless for anyone here. is it a big spoiler to talk about feng-er being an og demonic sect person. does anyone care #sorry

[saturncodedstarlette]

Nikto, guts someone mercilessly :

Nikto, unfazed as he’s cleaning his knife :

Y/N : . . .

Y/N : ……I don’t think I’ll ever get used to seeing you do that.

Nikto : Understandable. But hey, at least you don’t panic anymore.

#Cod #Call of duty #Call of duty incorrect quotes #Call of duty x reader #Cod Nikto #Nikto #Cod Nikto x male reader #Cod Nikto x fem reader #Cod Nikto x gn reader #Cod Nikto x reader #Cod Nikto x you #Cod Nikto x oc #Original : write-it-motherfuckers #original : tumblr #I tried so hard not to simp this man but I failed anyway #🩻 | Your beauty never scared me

[unhinged-nymph]

gorgeous golden boy ✨

#every time it cut to this angle it literally took my breath away #like holy shit he looked so beautiful #he literally looks angelic #those glasses kind of ruin but I’m *trying* to accept them ok #also look at that smooooth shoulder #why are shoulders/collarbones so sexy #link neal #you beautiful motherfucker #rhett and link #good mythical morning #gmm 2340 #goog edits #also if anyone wants to use any of these as icons feel free lol

[krafterwrites-alt]

I read some Youtube comments (a mistake) and apparently some people don't like how Frontiers looks? Like ?????? HOW

#''Oh it's too realistic it doesn't work with Sonic'' It works fine you just have a skill issue #The Cyberspace stages also look great and are closer to the traditional artstyle but the islands would not be as visually stunning #If they resembled the Cyberspace levels instead of having the artstyle that they do #This reminds me of something stupid my brother said about the game's trailer where he said it ''didn't have art direction'' #Just because something isn't heavily stylized doesn't mean it doesn't have art direction you dense motherfucker! #Look at the beautiful ruins and tell me that this game does not have art direction #Sorry for the rant that was just so dumb it pissed me off and I had to get it out of my system hjlfghjgfhlj #Krafter Talks

[ahhale-werewolves]

no no no no. you're listening to the song but are you actually HEARING the song.

he's literally saying that if your wings can't reach heaven HE WILL LITERALLY BRING IT DOWN TO YOU.

he doesn't belong in heaven, isn't trying to reach it even, but he wants YOU TO MAKE IT THERE BECAUSE YOU ARE HEAVENLY TO HIM.

;___: rip my mfing heart out.

#sleep token #euclid #this song is like the most ridiculous heart breaking love ballad #just the visual beauty of someone loving someone so much #that they would literally rip the heavens down so that person can be amongst the angels they see them as #like wtf #that is POETIC BEAUTY #THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING LOVE PEOPLE #get you a man who would tear the heavens apart so they could be yours #and then like the saddest part where he lets YOU go because he cant have you AND let you go to heaven too BECAUSE HE CANT GO TO HEAVEN #AAHAHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHA

[wowifinallywatched]

Saw: The Final Chapter

Me: A room and the lighting of it won't make me emotional

The Room: *The OG saw bathroom*

Me: SOBBING IN THE CORNER BESIDE MY BABY BOY ADAMS BODY

#still haven't recovered from Adam's death #THAT ENDING WAS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I LITERALLY GOT TEARY EYED #MOTHERFUCKING KARMA BIIIIIIITCH #SUCK ON DEEZ DEAD ASS DRY BONES NUTS #I'm so sorry I should not be excited about a man led to his eternal doom #YOU TOUCHED THE ONE THING YOU SHOULDN'T OF #AND YOU KNOW THAT MOTHERFUCKIN JIGGY SAWWY MAN ALWAYS HAS A PLAN #I cannot believe the OG Dr was apart of this all along this is absolutely psycho #so fucking beautiful but psycho #BUT JUSTICE FOR MY BOY ADAM IS DESERVED HE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN LEFT TO DIE #I UNDERSTAND THE GAME BUT SOBS #saw #saw 7 #saw 3d #saw the final chapter #adam stanheight #saw adam #mark hoffman #detective hoffman #saw franchise #just saw thoughts #saw memes #sawposting #saw 1 #saw i #saw spoilers

[aflockofravens]

I want... to care for her

#rei suwa #you beautiful tragic motherfucker #the end of episode 11 is kiiiiilllllliiiing me #he just wants so badly to be her daddy #ever since ep 1 he's just been searching for some sort of emotional bond to give his life meaning #it's why he picked up the stray #it's why he didn't fight Kazuki when he brought Miri home #he is so desperate for a family #he let a complete stranger move in and take over his life #we're gonna be Miri's fathers #definition of 'if he wanted to he would' #get you a man who will give up being an assassin to raise an orphan with you #this goes for Rei Suwa as well as Kazuki Kurusu and Loid Forger #new type unlocked apparently #i don't even want kids but i love accidental father figures i guess #kazuki kurusu #buddy daddies #my last remaining brain cell

[sixcalibur]

#*mine: gifs #lord of the lost #Chris Harms #i saw a man so beautiful i started crying #congrats on your face #ah yes my lord and savior #*heart eyes* #heart eyes motherfucker #*sighs dreamily* #mom i love him #🖤 #🤍 #this is the last gif set btw you are finally free until I find something new to spam the tag with