#you’re on earth now

[guardian-of-soho]

I’ve just started rereading the book, and:

That’s where they got “it’s always too late.”

That was the trauma talking. It’s always Too Late in Hell.

#good omens #ah Crowley #you’re on earth now #while there’s life there’s hope #Hell hasn’t won yet and neither has Heaven #you still have a lot of help where you are #and Aziraphale may yet find his too

[asteroidaffection]

something about adventures worth telling

#what do we think chat #now i am the girl with the dragon tattoo #i loved this artist i would absolutely go back to her #also do y’all ever put an earth-toned fit together and then later realize you’re serving….. shaggy #biblically accurate asteroid #sorry i called you chat it’s the brainrot

[odessastone]

Best part of being an Overwatch fan is blogs with big follower counts just making up straight up lies and misinformation to dunk on the game and it getting 10K+ notes because people on this site will believe anything they Want to think is true and get some weird satisfaction out of shitting on something a lot of them once cared about because it’s not Cool anymore

#it’s just so weird to me…if you don’t like it anymore just move on… #you don’t have to sit around and spread lies about it to signal that you’re Cool and With it now #we have but one life on gods green earth etc #overwatch

[cwmgwrach]

Never enjoy anything guys, it’ll always end up disappointing you

#Supermega #boys what on Earth were those reactions #if they were much younger then fair enough but like…boys you’re nearly 30 #I’m so upset right now #never enjoy anything guys

[worstloki]

Absolutely obsessed with Thor naming things wrongly but saying them with his whole chest in such confidence that for a grace period no one doubts him

#I need a horse! #guy: *looking around shop in case he’s missed their horse stock* uhhhhh #Thor smashes his glass and calls for another and now you too have the urge to do that but WAIT NO #his whole crazy explanation of who he is and the world tree to Jane #calling Rocket a rabbit #NIVADELLIR #panflaps?? PANFLAPS???? #is he messing with people? is he serious? it doesn’t matter!!!!!!! #this as opposed to Loki who will say the proper thing but in such a way that even when you know it’s true you’re doubting it now #Loki to Heimdall like and I am your king you’re sworn to me now. .......yes? #Heimdall like hm that’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later #Loki: Frigga gave me the throne since I am next in line #Warriors 4: wait but how is... hm. —Loki?! hm. he must’ve done something. surely. #Loki says he wants to take over earth and there is nothing other than inane circular speeches getting that across #Loki says he knows codes to stop alarms from blaring as they go through Sakaar and now Thor just KNOWS Loki is up to something #Thor inspires loyalty belief and charisma with his confidence and Loki is there sowing discord with his self esteem #Thor: that is an oven press #Loki: it’s... a toaster #Steve: no Thor is ri—hang on. #Tony: [squinting at Thor in suspicion] #Bruce: I can’t believe I’m blanking on this #Natasha: тамада #Yelena: [falls from the vent and lands on Clint who had been sleeping] WHERE #Clint: WHAT IS GOINGON

[itspileofgoodthings]

also I had a breakthrough today that I had in fact overthought a Specific Problem to Death and that I had created a monster in my own mind and that’s why it felt like I was being eaten alive every time I tried to solve it.

#not to put too fine a point on it but that’s what happened with the whole is Maria going to become a nun question tbh #and I needed a counselor to say to me objectively and yet also crucially without any knowledge of me or my past: #you have overthought this and now you’re terrified of it #anyway it’s so obvious but it came home to me today. slowly. #like it was just like. Oh. You did it again #you’re terrified of this because you have thought of every possibility and every outcome and every twist and turn and shadow—- #until it has become a bloated demon in your mind that is totally separated from reality #while made up of real facts and details! and tbh I know it’s a common problem #but the anxiety chokehold I can put myself in is something that is so impressive and so disturbing #I can render myself absolutely helpless through the meanderings of my own thoughts #and what makes it worse—immeasurably worse—is that I get OUT of problems through careful thought and analysis #I’m programmed that way #so I can’t escape it by the usual means. I have to back away from the monster and see it and NAME it and then it can die away. #and only THEN can I apply my usual ways of going about things. I don’t know it just all clicked today #these past few days have just been bringing it all to a fever pitch for me #anyway I guess it’s also important to me that I still be allowed to be analytical about it!!! I have to use my brain!!!!!!! #in my desperation I have tried to shut it off to feel only with my heart. To try to catch the whisper of God’s voice in the wind #but tbh I am meant to use the gifts I have! But only in the right context #and that’s only after the demon has been killed or more accurately —deflated #my counselor has been so good about this tbh. she’s so matter of fact and blunt and salt of the earth and also she sees how my mind works #and wants me to be able to use it!! #so I’m just going to tell her that I did the bad thing with this other problem and can she help me find a way forward #ANYWAY THE MONSTERS TURNED OUT TO BE JUST TREES

[blue-deneb]

anthony’s thought process in the last half of this ep as i imagine it:

ok so they’re gonna go to earth and get the last anchor everything’s going according to plan

god fucking damnit taylor not this again

yknow what. fuck it. into space you go fuckers

oh shit they’re going to die in space

gotta agree with any stupid ass plan they do now so i don’t accidentally do a tpk

yeah sure marriage makes you one person in the eyes of the lord

nicky’s now an ordained minister. whatever

yes you’re flying over utah

that’s not how banishment works but sure let’s go with that

#NO CAUSE #banishment sends you back to the plane you’re from #which would send them back to the forgotten realms with earth stuff #but if normal cast the spell for more than a minute they’d stay in the plane there would be no yoinking #and also wouldn’t nicky go to a demiplane incapacitated and then back to space bc he’s native to the plane they’re on #and hermie would go. who knows where #why is anthony only giving them 1 minute until they’re back to space didn’t he see how well it went the first time #and anyway even if they managed to get space suits or smth. how would they get back #ok i’m gonna stop ranting about this now #maybe #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads quest #dndads 2 #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #dungeons and daddies season 2 #dungeons and daddies s2 #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies spoilers #anthony burch

[relaxxattack]

oooi don’t know if I’m late but happy birthday!!

you’re not late at all!! oh my god??? thank you so so so much for the birthday wishes!!

#i look up to you so much you wouldnt even believe #ik were mutuals now but AAA to me you’re still the coolest guy on planet earth

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Trying to cut down on making kms jokes so I’ve come up with a solution: say I’m gonna kill god instead

#alternatives to this include: I will become a god (Bellerophon style except I just won’t die) #I will kill jfk #I will blow up the earth #and I will steal the moon #ignore the Bellerophon ref I’m doing the Greek mythology portion of tests for my Latin convention next week #and that story is the funniest shit to me ngl #my guy killed a lion and said ‘aight bet I’m a god now’ #and then the gods were like ‘fuck you no you’re not’ #anyways. this got off topic fast #madurday night live

[macroglossus]

still can’t believe that i was frustrated w myself bc i read way more fic than published books even though i like reading books. so i logged into libby on my laptop (where i read fic) and it turns out it was literally that i was too lazy to read on a different device. and now i can read again

#it was the laptop all along. my god #well whatever works when you’re the laziest beast on gods green earth 👍🏻 #this is embarrassing but true #also it’s just easier to read on laptop rather then small phone screen #also also i should probably dig up my glasses from wherever they’ve gone bc i spend even more time glued to my laptop specifically now

[moonshynecybin]

the funniest part of the vale/marc rivalry fallout is like every press conference until vale RETIRED has them sitting right next to each other. i would say get along shirt behavior but i think they wanted them to brawl crazy style

#i heart divorce and so do the sports journalists of the motogp paddock #oh your hero thinks you’re the scum of the earth now?? judas by lady gaga plays behind his eyes when you enter the room?? #sit next to him every weekend for the next (checks watch) SIX YEARS #callie speaks #motogp #rosquez

[sqlmn]

So have a new OC! His name is Reynold and he works as like…. CIA or FBI I don’t know yet. His hobby is doting on his younger (by ten years) brother. His younger brother (and a friend) are recruited by a goddess from another world to be the hero (and aid) to saving her world from the demon king. Unfortunately, the hero is bad at saving the world if seems.

The goddess returns to earth and begs Reynold to join her and help the hero - his beloved younger brother. So he agrees under the condition that “I would do literally anything to help him. I only ask when you send me to your world, I want to be a woman.” And the goddess is just like “odd flex but ok” and does so.

Rey (it’s so much cuter than Reynold and still works) then does an excellent job at protecting the hero and solving problems for townspeople … to the point that the demon lord’s army kidnaps her and takes her to their castle as leverage to lure out the hero. The demon lord looks at her and just gets really confused because “your soul doesn’t match your appearance. If you aren’t the hero, were you cursed?” And Rey is not willing to admit to the big bad demon lord ‘well my brother called me creepy since we’re both guys and he wished he had an older sister instead’ so he just looks away and says nothing. Over a week, Rey keeps waiting for torture of some sort (heck, she’d be willing to torture someone for the hero and besides /what/ is otherworldly torture like?) but the demon lord keeps trying to talk and ask questions. Finally, he asks “do you want me to return your form?” And Rey agrees. He kinda misses being a guy.

Finally the hero gets to the castle and is ready to fight the demon lord and … doesn’t understand why there’s an illusion of his brother in the castle since he should be a she last he was aware. Reynold tells him “oh hey! I solved the whole world being doomed problem. I’m engaged to the demon lord. Don’t worry, I arranged for you and your friend to return home! And! I’ve secured visitation rights!”

The hero tries to suggest they team up and take the demon lord out buuuut the demon lord isn’t thrilled by the idea so he transforms into a huge dragon and gets between the brothers. Unfortunately, Reynold thinks that’s kinda hot. Crap. Oh well. He’s gonna be married to him so it’s fine probably. And so that’s how Reynold saves another world and gains a seven foot tall husband.

Also noteworthy: he’s basically a cryptid in two worlds. On earth he’s constantly going radio silent and then popping up at his parents house and picks the lock and stays for ten minutes before leaving. In the other world, rumors of a woman in love with the hero who fought anyone who got too close still linger in multiple towns.

#guess I’ll marry the demon lord? #I love him so much you guys he’s a menace to society #also whenever he talks to the goddess he just pulls out sunglasses to wear #bc she is glowy and has a halo and he’s not going to go blind over this crap #and when he wants to introduce his husband to his parents #the demon lord is like surely this is a bad idea I mean look at me #and Reynold is just buddy you’re literally like the least weird thing I can show my parents in my life #which kinda concerns the demon lord but he agrees #so they go to earth and he watches Reynold about to pick the lock #and gets so confused because WHY ARENT YOU KNOCKING??? like a normal ? #and Reynold looks confused because I HAVE NEVER KNOCKED ON A DOOR MY ENTIRE LIFE #then he agrees to knock because good lord he married an upstanding citizen or something yikes fine #and the demon lord is now VERY concerned by his husband’s standards

[hanakihan]

don’t even ask me about it because it’s 3 at night and I’ve been listening to Nier OSTs and I’m having a brainrot with only my phone at hand so here are some sketches that I will refine because there’s so many good men outfits but I also wanted to reference some things from their actual design too and— /holds head in hand like wright/

#solo leveling #woo jin chul #sung jin woo #nier AU #get in bitch we’re going on depression adventure with Yoko Taro flavor #two idiots wandering on Earth without humanity and purpose to slay Monarchs #because honestly what else is there to do #jinwoo definitely climbs highest skyscraper just to yeet from it because it’s fun #you know how after self destruction we witness 2B’s booty? #how about self destruction jinchul but his coat gets yeeted and we witness his bare back #jinwoo self destructs and you get boyo in sleeveless turtleneck and skin tight gloves #you’re welcome simps now suffer with me in this jail

[kabutone]

ppl that still wear a mask regularly you are more punk than anyone else

extra points if you’re in a really shitty area where there’s a bunch of anti maskers/anti vaxxers/overall shitty people around. you are extra more punk than anyone else

and ppl engaging in any kind of community care u are more punk than anyone else it’s about love and care babey!!!!!!

#was talking w a friend who so much braver than i #you WILL care about other ppl #anyway when the gov is pushing deadly misinfo it is NOT punk to just go along with that shit. stand up against it #i know a lot of ppl feel social pressure to not mask bc nobody else is but daring to be brave and stand out should be the norm for u #don’t fall in w the normies dare to be different and care for others. esp if nobody else is #and when i see other queer ppl who don’t mask it’s like.. hey man! did you know a disease wiped out a huge chunk of us in the 80s? #the gov said it was a ‘gay disease’ and of course they wanted gay people to die so they did nothing. they let us die #now that covid has become a ‘only disabled people disease’ do you think it’s ok for the gov to do this again? #i see other hawaiians not masking or even PROUDLY being anti vax #and again i’m like hey man! did you know hawaiians almost completely died out bc of foreign disease? #our land was illegally annexed bc so many hawaiians had died there were too little to fight back! do you think more of us should die? #i’ve heard ppl say if you don’t mask you’re not a leftist and that’s true but it also applies to so many different identities and cultures #it’s like if you claim to care about the earth but you litter on the beach. like do you really care if you can’t do the bare minimum #anyway. if u see this and u need high quality masks literally DM me and i will send you some

[quietzones]

beezebelb and gabriel going off to alpha centuri because crowley said they should is so funny. like you just gave the honeymoon plans you booked years in advance to your ex boss and your partners weird colleague that you hate. and you did this even before your own proposal flopped

#like did you let them have it because you want to stay on earth? with aziraphale? running away no longer the ideal? #you two can have it we’ll find someplace else to settle #a place where aziraphale can keep the bookshop and the food and the humans he likes and you can keep the car and be with him #and perhaps one day you’ll drive to the countryside and find yourselves a cottage #really hasnt it always been about preserving what aziraphale loves? #after all you always have what you love so long as you’re with him #doesnt really matter to you what happens to the earth. just that you can stay as you are and for aziraphale to keep the things he loves #and after everything you’ve done to preserve these things. the bookshop. the earth and its people. his goodness and morality. #out of love and devotion to your one person. to keep what you two have for eternity. for aziraphale never to be unhappy or without you #as you cannot be without him #when he says nothing lasts forever it all becomes meaningless doesn’t it? #these acts unappreciated. everything you’ve built together torn down. the struggle to keep such a relationship alive become futile #subverting war between your opposing kinds and thwarting the apocalypse so you two can stay together and not be parted? #well actually all you've done to protect the earth and what it represents. to reject the woes of heaven/hell. its all been for naught. #all you’ve done for love didn’t matter. didn’t make a difference. #even the bookshop will cease. something you thought would keep aziraphale there — with you — when you alone aren't enough to make him stay. #what was once ‘my own side’ had become ‘our side’ and now it’s just you once more #what is left for just you when you’ve built everything around being an ‘us’. always just ‘us’ #even if earth burned and everything aziraphale loved went to waste - there could still be 'us' #off to alpha centuri where you’d only have eachother #that would be enough for you wouldn’t it? #even though it wouldn’t last #you both hold onto naive hopes #running away together would solve everything. one kiss would solve everything #so you must’ve been saying to yourself: whats the point of saving whats doomed to fail? #whats the point of loving when nothing lasts forever #gomens #qzth

[writhe]

pre-plague for a relatively brief but notable stretch of time i used to keep bones i found in my car in my “bucket o bones” & i would let new friends and/or touring bands at house shows pick one out and i really just miss the merriment of hot endless summer nights & the stream of punks & crusties rolling through town. everything felt more of itself back then

#again. i think moving one mile east would ease some of the feelings of disconnection #i’m really sad i haven’t grown fond of the particular block i’m on by now #it’s beautiful in the midnight or dawn mist & i like that the trains shake my house #but idk. you know when you’re somewhere long enough & it feels like the earth below starts to love you back? #i haven’t got that here