I find it really funny that apparently it's somewhat of a common reality of getting your self image bettered by none other than Kim Kitsuragi. Kim came down from the heavens and held trans men close and went youre safe brother, may your hairline receed and your jawline not be sharp. May you become middle aged but fuck plenty and be sexy as all hell in a bomber jacket.
Submitted by you, voted for by you, I'd like to present the voicelines you were just dying to hear being said by Kim - dutifully performed by the brilliant Jullian Champenois.
In 10th place,
How did we get here? We walked, believe it or not. You were not entirely lucid.
In 9th place,
I want to have fuck with you.
In 8th place,
Normal people, when they go down a slide - they're fine.
Submission idea attributed to this post.
In 7th place,
No, detective, I do not just want to go apeshit.
Submitted by bowyooo.
In 6th place,
Apartment complex? I find it quite simple.
Submitted by elelei.
In 5th place,
Officer, what the fuck was that?
In 4th place,
Trans rights are human rights, detective. Obviously.
In 3rd place,
Do I like men? Man is a hopeless creature. I don't like much of anyone. ...Oh, if you meant sexually, then, yes.
In 2nd place,
Detective, Instead of worrying about appearing 'submissive and breedable', please make sure your paperwork is submitted and readable.
Submitted by scrollingdown.
And finally, in 1st place, the voice line you all wanted to hear so so badly is...
I'm da king of da highway.
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That's it! Thank you everyone for participating, reading, and enjoying this silly little project.