thatteethguy

[thatteethguy]

This is hideous -80/10

He looks like he’s looking down at me before he snaps my neck. Call the cops 2/10

...Alien..? -10000/10 This isn’t even a frog

He looks like he got filleted 1/10

He looks gentle 5/10

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Souless eyes, unnatural smile. Just generally makes me uncomfortable. 3/10

He looks petrified, and why does he have teeth? 2/10 Someone comfort him

Very boxy, good shapes. 7/10

Cute, big, baby eyes! A sweet smile, and lovely spots! 10/10

He looks like he’s gonna kill me and everyone I love with no remorse 0/10

He looks friendly, but a little startled. 8/10

What the fuck 0/10

He has some nice things going on, but he makes me a little nervous with that big grin. 6/10

Very simple, but perfect. 9/10 because his nostrils look a little too similar to his eyes

I like him. He looks like a frog who befriends everyone. Can do no wrong. He is unnaturally green though, in an almost sickly way. 7/10

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Frog Emoji Rating By A Frog Owner

Souless eyes, unnatural smile. Just generally makes me uncomfortable. 3/10

He looks petrified, and why does he have teeth? 2/10 Someone comfort him

Very boxy, good shapes. 7/10

Cute, big, baby eyes! A sweet smile, and lovely spots! 10/10

He looks like he’s gonna kill me and everyone I love with no remorse 0/10

He looks friendly, but a little startled. 8/10

What the fuck 0/10

He has some nice things going on, but he makes me a little nervous with that big grin. 6/10

Very simple, but perfect. 9/10 because his nostrils look a little too similar to his eyes

I like him. He looks like a frog who befriends everyone. Can do no wrong. He is unnaturally green though, in an almost sickly way. 7/10

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@ my future spouse propose to me with a clown nose

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jax, sounding distraught: barbecue sauce and rice

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“daydreams about policemen in particular” oh no, shes a boot licker, i have to kill her!

#no you dont get context

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moomin.com called me a capitalist

#no you dont get context

[thatteethguy]

you know when you punch someone because you have a touchpad mouse

#this is refering to minecraft #it sounds ominous though

[thatteethguy]

I drown you ASMR

#drown #video #drowning #murder #1st degree #homicide #voluntary manslaughter #i kill you #asmr #funny #meme #haha funny joke

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y’all the last post i made only covered Matthew Lillard’s Wikipedia page… behold that of Shaggy:

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i hate the fucking internet

[thatteethguy]

Me, hits myself: ow :(

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me, goes to ikea: t A bles

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*Jerry Seinfeld voice* so whats the deal with female presenting nipples?

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i really don’t want to be an active twitter user. that sounds like hell. twitter is just heterosexual tumblr and it has less features

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someone: horny on main 😛

tumblr:

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Me: so how was your day?

The chair I'm talking to: it was horrible man