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Today Aziraphale decided to join Crowley in his mission to stay in bed as long as possible. They cuddled and talked away the whole morning.ย
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Having bad auditory processing is so annoying cus it's like yes, with this level of surrounding sound and the volume you're speaking at I should be able to hear you, but my ears lost the key to whatever cypher you just vocalized so can you say that again?
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fucking adhd. I have to run a con on my own brain to get anything done.
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Indeed asexuals are queer
Go on, pass it on
asexuals are queer pass it on
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psychoanalysing myself at 5 to midnight is the best (more than one part of my head is actively crying)
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If I were to ever be put in the context of it, I'd definitely run away to a circus
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My love language is people wearing my clothes
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Have you ever gone to the house of someone who's preeetty akward, only to realize how much cooler they are at home?
I went to my friends house for the first time today. He was explaining how to use a proper coffee machine to this other guy (being cooler then ive seen anyone be for like a month!! At the very least top 7!!!) and I was just standing there, wondering WHY THE FUCK he even BOTHERS to be friends with me
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Good Omens described badly: a bookshop owner and a vintage car enthusiast play hot potato over the responsibility of killing an 11 year old
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"I have a thirst rooted deep within me. A thirst which only milk from a 2 liter carton can satisfy" I think as I down half the carton at 12 minutes past midnight alone in the kitchen
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Beginning of the book, I honestly almost thought they were gonna kiss. Hoo boy, I was in for a twist
Do you think they had something going on
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