themushroomgoesyeet

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You got this m8 I believe in you

Few things are as terrifying as actually trying to Art for the first time in seven years when all you've able to manage has been purposefully bad 2 minute doodles T~T

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This is exactly how cryptids are made

An overgrown light pole in Poland

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Good to know Muriel & I would be miserable together

Here's a fun (modern au) one: full hc for the M6's airport/airplane flight experience >:3

The Arcana HCs: M6 at the airport

~ loosely referencing this old ask arcana post from the nix hydra era - @themushroomgoesyeet hope you like this friend! I had so much fun writing it!! ^.^ ~

Julian

Does Julian love the concept of flying through the air as a mode of transportation, travel, and adventure in general? Sure!

Does that mean he does well with it? Not at all

Major flight anxiety and will cope with it to varying degrees of healthy depending on who he's with and what his options are

If you're the sort of person to pack soothing gummies and noise cancelling headphones with pre-downloaded guided meditation tracks and some sleep meds, he'll be all over them

If you're the sort of person who doesn't mind a drink or two before a flight just to soothe the nerves - well - he won't say no to that, either. Just make sure he's sober by the time you land, so he doesn't take a ride on the luggage carousel out of relief

Can and will grip your hand during take off and landing and then apologize when it briefly cuts off your blood circulation

Always offers to put up at least three people's luggage for them in the overhead bins and drops at least one on his head

Asra

They are one of those very weird people who think airplanes, airports, and any public area of transportation are relaxing

He's in tie-dye loungewear, a neck pillow, crocs, fuzzy socks, hair pushed out of his face with a sleeping mask-turned-headband, a rolling duffle bag dragged by one hand and a snack in the other

They are v i b i n g

Misses flights way less than you would expect him to, mostly because he's so familiar with all the major airports at this point that he has boarding just in time down to a fine science

And when they do miss a flight, it turns into an extended chillout session because they know all the best hangout spots there

His capacity to fall asleep anywhere, anytime works in his favor on cramped flights beautifully

They've started a new tradition with you of looking through all the available in-flight entertainment and picking what promises to be the cringiest movie, just to make you laugh with their commentary

Nadia

Her usual reason for flying is business, which is exactly how she approaches the entire traveling process

Her luggage is all one elegant, efficient set (she has bought you a matching one) with personalized tags for ease of spotting

Always purchases business class tickets, refuses to take any chances on missing her special traveling experience and arrives at the airport three hours early as a result

There are multiple reasons for this - first, less stress at security, second, she has one of those fancy passes that gets her into just about any exclusive club lounge in the world

Enjoys the hour or two pampering you in the lounge with nothing else to do more than she does any other part of the travel

Won't hesitate to critique/send back her meal on the airplane if she doesn't like it, tends to load up on sleeping meds for longer flights since the fluctuating air pressure triggers her migraines

Brings an extra skincare routine for you to do during the last hour

Muriel

Look at him. Do you see him? Look at him. Now look at the size of an airplane interior. Look at him again. Now look at the amount of available legroom. Look at him again. HE IS 6'10.

Muriel would prefer almost any form of transportation to flying. It's busy, security makes him move too fast, all the signs and bustle of the airport are hell on his anxiety, and that's before boarding

Always tries to get an aisle seat because that lets him expand into the walkway if he needs to, and so he's less likely to glance out the window and see just how far away the ground is

The ground belongs right here. Under his feet. Not a terrifying drop down through the clouds!!

The airplane experience is sensory hell for him in general, the deafening sound of the engines, the constant vibration, the recycled air, the ways his ears pop, the stiff seats, the armrests -

Really the only way he'll get through this is if he knows there's no other options and if you're next to him as his emotional support

Portia

An airport champion

And it's really not from that much experience. She's traveled enough to know she likes it, but it's still so exciting every time she gets the chance to fly somewhere! Especially with you!!

Has done all of her research ahead of time and is packed for everything. Her massive mom bag has pockets for snacks, documents, meds, chargers, electronics, drinks, travel cushions ...

Does get restless before a flight and will drag you all up and down the terminal to take a look at every single shop and restaurant

The type to start chatting with whoever's in line with her, whether in security lines, bathroom lines, coffee lines, or boarding lines

Will befriend whoever is sitting next to/across from her and spend half the flight getting to know them and trading stories

Will offer to hold any nearby crying baby if said baby's caregiver could clearly use five minutes to use the restroom or eat

Takes so many pictures out the airplane window

Lucio

Traveling is one of those things that he tries (and fails) to hide his excitement around. In his mind, this is something that he as a worldly, well-traveled person should be nonchalant about

He is not nonchalant. He is thrilled to be doing something fairly exciting and to spend a whole day with excuses to be in close quarters with you - and to book a first-class ticket

The only issue is that (if it's left unchecked) his FOMO will prompt him to try to squeeze every single thing to do out of the terminal before he boards the plane, which can end in missing his flight

Massage chairs! You two should definitely get a massage

A massive perfume section! You two should sample five each

Gets extremely impatient during the boarding process and will start grumbling and fidgeting in place when the person in front of him is taking forever to put up their luggage

Laughs loudly enough at the comedy he picks to watch for the whole airplane to hear him

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Yeah this

I realize I haven't posted anything of my own in a while but I do have a fic that I'm desperate for feedback on *cough cough*

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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you are more stupid than a bird

??????

I'm so genuinely confused by this it's honestly kinda funny ngl

Get better at insults whoever you are lmfao

#who knew I was relevant enough on Tumblr to start receiving hate

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Idk I kinda don't like queer media as much - not in a way like "ugh it's queer, me no likey" but more like "ugh, it's queer, it's either going to be explicit romance or pushing an agenda that I don't care about"

Like don't get me wrong, I'm all for queer people representing & expressing themselves, and that kind of thing absolutely deserves to be shared, I just don't really care to consume that kind of content myself.

This isn't specific to queer stuff either; I really just don't enjoy political and romantic movies like....at all.

I'm allergic to politics as a whole because to me it's very toxic and negative most of the time and I really just don't care at all to partake in that kind of thing.

Also, as an ace person I have a hard time enjoying romance of any kind (except maybe romantic comedies), because while I may be a hopeless romantic I also have extremely high standards for what I think romance should be. Most of the time, those standards are never met because most people care about skipping the actual bonding romantically part and going straight to having sex.

All that being said, there is still queer media that I enjoy; tv shows that have subplots or background nuance that naturally include queer characters, and especially queer couples instead of having "the token gay person™" are absolutely delightful, and I also have quite a few queer ships and head canons of my own.

Are there acceptions to these opinions? Yes; Nimona is one of them. Will there be more acceptions in the future? Probably, I think that as long as the story is told well enough & is enjoyable enough to my absurd tastes and standards then I will be able to enjoy it just fine :)

please elaborate in tags :)

#idk exactly where I was going with that but there you go #I should also note that I don't like movies set in the present very much; I have a hard time consuming content that's not action or fantasy #I feel like I've made this sound like it's y'all's problem but it's really my problem #like I said before my standards & tastes are really stupid

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Not to mention we can be watching/directing an entire feature length film instead our heads during any of these modes

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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BEARS CAN SPLOOT OH MY GOD

STAY FUCKING CALM EVERYONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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I WILL platonically spoon my bestie and there's nothing you can do to stop me

oh my fucking god can we kill the whole thing of “platonic friends don’t DO that!” shut UP oh my god. fuck offfff pleaseeee <33333 platonic friends can be the most important people in the world to each other, platonic friends can think about each other a lot and be inspired by each other and choose to live for each other and be possessive in life or death situations and be intense i’m so tired of people acting like platonic friendships can’t be that i’m tired of them being viewed as less as!! this is exactly what i mean when i say platonic relationships are not less than romantic ones!!!!!!!! and i’m so so tired of people misinterpreting that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ok I see where you're coming from with this, but no one who has ever worked retail (including myself) is ever going to agree with you on the kid in the grocery store

Like if they're crying or something then that's kinda ignorable depending on who you are but when they touch things on the shelves

When they pull stuff off the shelves, move things to where they shouldn't be, leave shit on the floor, ruin displays, and OPEN PACKAGES, I don't care if that kid's dad is Chuck Norris I will be punting that child into the sun

Also to the parents who literally stand by & watch their kid doing this without making any attempt whatsoever to stop them, & on top of that try to sneak out of the store without paying for anything that got ruined, there are special seats in hell reserved for you my friend

At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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Everyone always argues who of twilight and her friends is in love with who but consider: you're all wrong & they've formed a giant lesbian polycule together

#mlp

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My beloved isn't even in this picture and yet I'm still swooning why is he so god damn pretty

Clothing I think modern muriel would wear

Just for sillies cuz I was thinking about it :3

#he would look so good in this outfit tho #he looks good in every outfit tbh #ARGH I love him so much

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MC: *flirts with him*

Julian: *dies of 1d4 flirting damage*

Julian with full inventary.

Because Julian is a field medic... and wizard, his equipment is somehow different. Everything should be at hand, because every second of delay could cause someone to die.

But where is the rest of the inventory, you ask? And in Leomund's chest! A copy of his chest is right here.

#dnd #I know this joke is beating a dead horse #but it's still hilarious don't even lie to me

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Yes

Man or Bear?

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Scuffed tea set

#idk #it's that time of month for me so all effort ever is going out the window

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This is literally Jason's story before he decided to fuck up his own life and commit adultery

As one of Zeus bastard children, you are doomed to be targeted by Hera, however you found a way to get on the queens good side before she found out who your father is.