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Psych 6x11

#GODDDDD I LOVE THEM #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP SJFJSKFJKS #I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE #psych #carlton lassiter #juliet ohara #juliet o'hara #juliet o’hara #gif #gifs #gif warning #reblog #toast tries to reblog

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Shawn Goes Grocery Shopping

Summary: Shawn doesn’t like the list of groceries Lassiter gave him, so he comes up with better alternatives.

Notes: First fic I’ve written in about *checks calendar* over two weeks holy shit. Anyways, enjoy!

Based off this tumblr post, which was sent to the Shassie discord. Thank you @the-heart-of-leo for the inspiration

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Deep breath, deep breath, Carlton. Remember, Shawn’s never had to get actual groceries for anyone but himself. Lassiter turned to face his husband, who was sitting on the kitchen counter. “Shawn. I’m gonna go through this with you again, just to make sure we’re on the same page. Okay?”

“Copy that, Lassinator.”

Reaching in his pocket, he pulled out a small list. “So, I sent you to the grocery store with this list to get some items we need, correct?”

Shawn nodded.

“And on of those things was a block of sharp cheddar cheese. Which I needed to make our Shepherds Pie for dinner tonight. What did you bring back?”

Reaching behind him, he grabbed one of the bags to reveal what he got. “I got cheese sticks for dinner tonight.”

“Cheese sticks.” Lassiter parroted. “Something that cannot go on a Shepherd’s Pie. Something that we are going to be having for dinner tonight instead, along with leftover pasta.”

“Sounds good to me, babe.” Shawn grinned.

Lassiter just sighed. “While on the topic of dinner, I also asked for carrots. What did you get instead?”

“Carrot cake, for when we finish eating the cheese sticks.”

“And when I asked for bananas, the thing I have for breakfast every morning, what did you bring back?”

“Banana bread. Which, honestly Lassie, is such an upgrade. You should be thanking me.”

It was better, if Lassiter was being honest. But that wasn’t the point. “I also asked for 6 kiwis. You know, to go with the bananas-”

“Wait, but I did get six kiwis, Lassie!”

“Shawn.” Lassiter sighed, and pinched the bridge of his nose. “You got six boxes of kiwis. Ten kiwis per box. That’s sixty. Sixty kiwis.”

“I thought you really liked kiwis.”

“Since when-!” Calm down, calm down. “Okay, next thing. Croissants.”

“Cinnamon rolls are so much better Lassie. And I like it when you get up early just to bake them for breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like a delicious haven of sugary baked goods. They make me want to float to whatever windowsill they may be resting on while they cool off.”

Lassiter smiled a little bit at Shawn’s goofiness. Okay, maybe the substitute wasn’t terrible. He was still a little peeved though, since he had been craving croissants. He moved on to the next item.

“Cucumbers.” He reached over to grab said vegetable, and held it up. “These weren’t even on the list.”

“Oh, I had something else in mind for them, maybe later tonight?” Shawn bit his lip and winked.

Lassiter blushed a fiery red. “D- uhh- m-moving on.” He shook himself off. “Finally, when I said I needed chapstick-”

“I got you Vaseline. Pineapple Vaseline, which I’m surprised even exists. And really, who uses chapstick anymore? Vaseline is like, so much cheaper and it works the same!”

“Shawn, I don’t think you understand.” Again reaching over inside the bag next to Shawn, he grabbed the large tub his husband had bought. “I can’t take this anywhere with me.”

“Sure you can! Just… carry it like- like a…” Shawn faltered. “…a baby?”

“Like a baby?” He asked incredulously.

“Or something like that.”

Lassiter just sighed, and took another look at all of the groceries. “I think I should just go shopping for us from now on.”

#shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #shassie #🔮🔫 #psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #psychusa #psych tv #psych tv show #psych show #psych fic #psych fanfic #psych fanfiction #toast tries to write

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#gay gay gay gay #gay gay homosexual gay #psych #carlton lassiter #reblog #shawn spencer #Shassie #toast tries to reblog #🔮🔫

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#LAST NIGHT GUSSSSS #lassie jerky was a close second tho #like. a reaaaaally close second #psych #reblog #toast tries to reblog #poll

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Psych 1x03

#god he had such a thick stick up his ass in the early seasons #still love him 😘 #psych #carlton lassiter #juliet ohara #reblog #toast tries to reblog #gif #gifs #gif warning

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Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🍦💬🐟) (Warning: there will be Shassie)

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Lassiter, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick.

Juliet: Moose Tracks is good!

Shawn: What the fuck is that!?

Juliet: How dare you insult moose tracks??

Shawn: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour, Lassie. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.

Lassiter and Juliet: what?

Shawn: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

Lassiter: You done now?

Shawn: Yeah ok.

Lassiter and Juliet:

Shawn: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

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Gus: What did Shawn text you?

Lassiter: 'I can't believe I miss you this much after just three hours'

Juliet: And what did you send back?

Lassiter: 'Haha lame'

Juliet:

Gus:

Lassiter: I was flirting

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Trout: It's been brought to my attention that I offended some of you. I'm truly sorry, I meant to offend all of you.

#carlton lassiter #juliet o'hara #juliet o’hara #shawn spencer #burton guster #harris trout #psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #psychusa #psych tv #psych tv show #psych show #incorrect quotes #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes psych #incorrect psych quotes #toast tries to talk

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The Declaration of Psych-dependence - [x]

#shawn spencer #burton guster #reblog #toast tries to reblog #gif #gifs #gif warning

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observations so far.

the numbers don't add up to 100% because sometimes the straight man is henry or chief vick, or somebody else, or nobody.

#OMG LASSIE #skfkskkfks 100% not straight #psych #shawn spencer #burton guster #juliet o'hara #carlton lassiter #reblog #toast tries to reblog

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#lmao #Shawn needs allllll of the attention #psych #reblog #shawn spencer #toast tries to reblog

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Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🥩🔪🚫) (Warning: there will be Shassie)

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Shawn: Heyyyyy Gus.

Gus: What did you do this time?

Shawn: Okay. So, I was eating my beef jerky, right?

Gus: Go on…

Shawn: Aaaaand I reached in for more but there wasn’t anything left in the bag.

Gus, now confused: Okay? I don’t see how that’s a problem, just buy some more-

Shawn: No, you don’t understand.

Shawn: It was completely empty.

Gus, realizing: Oh no.

Gus: Don’t tell me you-

Shawn: I ate the silicone packet on accident.

Gus: SHAWN!

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Juliet: I have a problem.

Lassiter: Kill it.

Juliet: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Shawn: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Lassiter: Are you a software update? because not right now.

#first one was inspired by the discord gc #shawn spencer #burton guster #juliet o'hara #carlton lassiter #Shassie #psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #psychusa #psych tv #psych tv show #psych show #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes psych #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes #toast tries to talk

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I don’t know what this issss

#💖💖💖 LASSIEEEEE 💖💖💖 #carlton lassiter #psych #reblog #video #toast tries to reblog #I’d rather be condemned to a tumblr post

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insp

#SJFJLSJFKSFB I CANTTTTT #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #psych #reblog #toast tries to reblog

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via @hollowslantern

#that episode hits different #it’s so good #it’s deserving of special attire #psych 4x09 #psych #reblog #toast tries to reblog

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Psych 7x14

#he doesn’t like silence #poor baby #psych #shawn spencer #burton guster #harris trout #reblog #toast tries to reblog #gif #gifs #gif warning

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Me and my friend have a joke of calling characters cheese coded like you would queer coded or autism coded. I've done it so much that I just referred to Lassiter as cheese coded without thinking about it. Like he does like cheese as he said in Spanish but I just think it's very funny that I used that like it's a totally normal phrase.

#skgjlsjfksf lassie is cheese coded omg #psych #carlton lassiter #reblog #toast tries to reblog #I’d rather be condemned to a tumblr post

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Lassiter wearing blue

#💖 Lassiter wearing blue 💖💖💖 #carlton lassiter #psych #reblog #toast tries to reblog

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I made this instead of writing...

#OMG #SHFJKSJFLS #GOING ABSOLUTELY NUTS #psych #carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #Shassie #reblog #toast tries to reblog