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Patroclus: You've got to learn to love yourself.

Achilles: But don't you hate yourself ?

Patroclus: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Patroclus: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?

Achilles: Smart, brunette, greek, you-

Patroclus: Your blood type, Achilles.

Achilles: Oh! Red.

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*baby crying from next room*

Zeus: How old's your kid?

Thetis: That's Achilles, he's 27.

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1 artist i listen to these days for each tsoa character

Achilles: MARINA (and the diamonds) & Frank Ocean

Patroclus: Mitski

Briseis: Rina Sawayama

Odysseus: Kate Bush

Diomedes: Beyoncé

Menelaus: London Grammar

Hector: Fiona Apple

Paris: Charli XCX

Agamemnon: The Smiths (just because both him and morrissey are problematic)

Penelope: Agnes Obel

Apollo: Caroline Polachek

Helen: Kali Uchis

Thetis: FKA Twigs (not sure for that one but i wanted to include twigs💀) (but also kinda)

Chiron: Hozier

i can't explain the logic for most of my choices but idk it's just the vibe they give me

#song of achilles #achilles #iliad #tsoa #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #patroclus #briseis #odysseus #paris #helen #hector #diomedes #thetis #menelaus #agamemnon #penelope #apollo #chiron

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Diomedes: Achilles, do you support the LGBTQ community ?

Achilles, pulling Patroclus into a delicate kiss: I'm gay.

Odysseus: He's avoiding the question!

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i think i just doubled my number of posts in 30 minutes

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Achilles: Do you have a date for Valentine's day? Patroclus: Yes, February 14th. Achilles: ...

#song of achilles #achilles #incorrect iliad #incorrect tsoa quotes #iliad #incorrect patrochilles quotes #tsoa #tsoa achilles #patroclus #tsoa patroclus

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Iphigenia's ghost: So what do you guys have planned for Valentine's day? Clytemnestra and Aegisthus: Murder. Iphigenia: That's the spirit.

#song of achilles #incorrect iliad #iliad #clytemnestra #iphigenia #orestes #electra #greek mythology #Aeschylus #not tsoa but i came across this quote and i HAD to do it

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Deidameia: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Achilles: Yeah no problem girl. Deidameia, blushing: Well... I love you. Achilles: It back! Deidameia: Achilles:

Patroclus: Why is Deidameia crying face-down on the floor?

#not very valentine's day material but it's not valentine's day anymore in my country #song of achilles #achilles #incorrect iliad #incorrect tsoa quotes #iliad #incorrect patrochilles quotes #tsoa #tsoa achilles #patroclus #deidameia #tsoa patroclus

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Achilles: Woah Patroclus, you wanna hold my hand when we're not even married? How awfully lewd of you. Patroclus: We literally slept together yesterday. Achilles: It's nothing compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

#song of achilles #achilles #incorrect iliad #incorrect tsoa quotes #iliad #incorrect patrochilles quotes #tsoa #tsoa achilles #patroclus #tsoa patroclus #tsoa patrochilles

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can't find quotes that are really about valentine's day that have not been done two hundred times already so im settling for anything that's cute <3

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Achilles: Hey Patroclus, wanna know your gay name? Patroclus: My gay name? Achilles: Yeah, it's your first name- Patroclus: Haha, very funny. Achilles, getting down on one knee: -and my last name ;) Patroclus: Oh- oh my god.

#song of achilles #achilles #incorrect iliad #incorrect tsoa quotes #iliad #incorrect patrochilles quotes #tsoa #tsoa achilles #patroclus #tsoa patroclus

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Patroclus: I love you. Achilles: What was that? Patroclus: I just said I'm selling you to the zoo-

#ngl i think he belongs there #joking #ily achilles #but still #song of achilles #achilles #incorrect iliad #incorrect tsoa quotes #iliad #incorrect patrochilles quotes #tsoa #tsoa achilles #patroclus #tsoa patroclus

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Patroclus: What are you in the mood for? Achilles: World domination. Patroclus: Well, that's a bit ambitious, even for you. Achilles: You're my world. Patroclus: Aww... Achilles: Patroclus: Achilles: Patroclus: OH

#ik patroclus is supposed to top but idk it'd have been too ooc #song of achilles #achilles #incorrect iliad #incorrect tsoa quotes #iliad #incorrect patrochilles quotes #tsoa #tsoa achilles #patroclus #tsoa patroclus #happy valentine's day yall <3 #i did it before midnight!! #i love them

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so let's be honest i kinda lost my hyperfixation months ago BUT today is Valentine's day and i still love patrochilles from the bottom of my heart💗💗 and i just now realized i should be posting something so im gonna post a few incorrect quotes (there's only like 15 minutes left before it's the 15th help)

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Patroclus: You've got to learn to love yourself.

Achilles: But don't you hate yourself ?

Patroclus: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

#song of achilles #achilles #incorrect iliad #incorrect tsoa quotes #iliad #incorrect patrochilles quotes #tsoa #tsoa achilles #patroclus #tsoa patroclus #tsoa incorrect quotes

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Patroclus: You're making me claustrophobic.

Achilles: What does claustrophobic mean?

Odysseus: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Patroclus: No it doesn't!

Odysseus: HO HO HO!

Achilles: Stop it, Odysseus! You're scaring him!

#song of achilles #achilles #incorrect iliad #incorrect tsoa quotes #tsoa achilles #tsoa #iliad #odysseus #incorrect patrochilles quotes #patroclus #source: spongebob #im backk (or not)