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trtlebuns · 10 months
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Liability
Tags: idk
Word count: 1750
Featuring: You and Ghost
Inspired by Liability - Lorde
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The day had finally arrived.
The day you grew tired of trying.
You and Simon have been in a really good and healthy relationship. From the day you met, to your first date, and to the day you both made your relationship official.
From anniversaries to birthdays, everything was amazing.
Until your break commenced.
“Y/n! I brought your favorite” You heard Simon yell out from behind the doors of your bedroom as you laid still in bed staring at your nightstand
You heard the faint sound of keys hitting the table near the front door and him coming up the stairs and getting closer to your room door
“Y/n” Simon burst through the doors, you could tell there was happiness in his voice when he said your name
how lucky
“You okay?” Simon asked worriedly as he makes his way towards the bed
You feel the bed dip
“Y/n, what’s wrong?” Simon asked desperately
Yet, the only thing keeping your interest is the glass cup of water on your stand that’s been there for 3 days
You hear simon talking and even went to the advancement of shaking you
But everything feels and sounds fuzzy, like a beautiful ambiance
“Y/N! Please..what’s wrong?” Simon choked out
Simon was now in front of you, eyes filled with tears
Your eyes slowly move from the cup to now making eye contact with the beautiful blue eyed man
“There’s my baby” simon whispered out as a tear escaped his eye
You slowly blink at him with tired eyes
Everything just feels so heavy
You slowly close your eyes
“Y/n, hey, HEY-“ Simon was panicking and shaking you trying to keep your eyes open
Everything feels like it’s moving in slow motion
“m so tired” you whispered faintly, enough for just you to hear it
But simon caught it as well
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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Get Back Here
Prompt - He realised the child had seen him and he couldn't let him get away
Tags: Price, AFAB, Children, Fluff, Comedy
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It was 3am…
Price had promised that he wouldn’t be out too late but here he is trying to not make any noise to wake either you and his 15 year old son up.
“Shit” Price whispered angrily to himself as the door creaked loudly trying to open it
“Needs some fucking WD40” He said while fully stepping inside and slowly and carefully closing the door while checking his surroundings
Slipping off his shoes and coat to not place any tracks on the tile floor
“Alright” Price mumbled to himself as he walks through the house and passes the kitchen
But something caught his eye
A fresh batch of cookies in a container sitting on the counter
Who was he to deny a fresh baked cookie?
Who is ANYONE to deny- ok
He simple turnt on his heel and made his way to the cookies
“Hey…you come here often? I haven’t seen you around and you look pretty..delectable” Price said sweet nothings to the container as he opened it and indulged in about 3 cookies
“Y/n you really put your foot in this, damn” Price was about to reach for another one, but he felt eyes on him
A quick turn of the head
Your son sees him
Price sees his son
Your son sees him
Price sees his son
Your son sees him
Prices sees his son
Instantly your son dashes to your room, knowing that you told him:
“If your dad comes home late, come wake me up. I got an earful for that man, okay?”
“Get your ass back here” Price huffed out while chasing his son
“You’re in so much trouble old man” Your son laughed while reaching the door to your bedroom
“Don’t!” Price pleaded while trying to reaching out to grab your sons shirt to stop him from opening the bedroom door
But he was far too slow
“MOM!” Your son barged in your room, to see you already up, sitting on the edge of the bed with your legs crossed and arms folded over your chest
“He’s late” your son huffed out while smiling
“Thank you my sweet sweet son, you can go back to living your life” you say while getting up
“Anytime mom” your son leaves and sticks his tongue out at price while he passes him to go back to his room
“Price~” You sung out while leaning on your bedroom door into the dark hallway
“I know you’re there~” you continued
“John.” You deadpanned
Instantly price comes out from the shadows with his boots and coat in hand, looking guilty as ever
“Baby-“ Price tried to plead
“Don’t baby me, get yo ass in here” you said while moving out the way to make room for price to walk in
Price slowly walks in and you close the door behind you
“NOW WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMING INTO MY HOUSE LATE AT NIGHT LIKE YOU AINT GOT NO TYPE OF SENSE” you yelled out
“Y/n-“ Price tried to talk but was cut out
“NO!” You continued to tell price about himself
The Next Door Neighbors
“Seems like we had captain out too late again” Ghost says as he hears you yelling at price
“DONT GET FUCKED UP JOHN!” Alejandro faintly heard while walking towards his bedroom chuckling
“You owe me $5 bucks” Soap says to ghost while he listened to you telling John about himself
“AND YO TEAM CAN GET FUCKED UP TOO I DONT CARE” Everyone heard you and chuckled to themselves, even your son.
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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Wound
Doing short stories based off random prompts because…why not?
Prompt - He opened the door to find her standing there, crying.
Tags: PAIN! Crying, fluff, afab, and word vomit
Characters included- Johnny (Soap) MacTavish
Word count: 2,220 🐢
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You and Johnny have been friends for a while and even call each other your most closest best friends
(Sorry Simon)
You both know everything about each other, well…johnny would have hoped to say so if you hadn’t visited his house at 2:48 am knocking at his door frantically, soaked by the hammering of the rain
“Y/n, you got some nerve coming to my house at this time of night-“ Johnny said opening the door before putting his entire eye sight on you
You had on your pajamas, but it was thinned due to the way the rain had attacked you. Soaked hair covering you face as you shivered with your head down
“Y/n what happened?!” Johnny said anxiously
A loud crack of lightning flashed around you both
He comes towards you
*sniffle*
He tilts your head up and his breath got caught in his throat.
Your face that once held warm smiles, toothy grins, and stupid faces.
And your eyes, God, your eyes that held all the light in the sun and could tell everyone that everything would be okay and was certain.
Now he’s placed with a puzzle piece that was never included in the picture anyway. A face he’s never seen has been placed upon him, the only thing he can name it is: numb
A face so numb and eyes so dull that the tears from your eyes fell down so effortlessly like they belonged there, like they finally found their home
Lips wobbling, johnny hoping that the reason would be because of the cold weather but no..
“Y/n tell me what happened..please” Johnny choked out, tears getting caught in his throat and tears wanting to break free from his eyes, as now you and him are now being drowned by the heavy rain
“…hurts” you slowly said as your eyes prickle with more tears
“Shhh,shh it’s okay it’s okay” Johnny said hoping those simple words from him would comfort you in any way possible
You raise your hands in need to hold anything close, a need for something to rest all your worries and sorrows on
Johnny immediately understands and wraps you in a strong yet comforting embrace
You were freezing, as if you’d been standing in the rain for hours
You fall limp in his arms with your head on his chest, “it hurts, Johnny.” You say in a small voice
“I got you” Johnny says and kisses the top of you head as he gently brings you inside and closes the door.
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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Y/n: “would you rather have to share a bed with someone for a night who hadn’t showered in a month?”
Soap: “are you attracted to the person who stinks in the bed with you?”
Ghost:”…are you fr?”
Alejandro: “dude?”
Soap: “a good month of stink is something that could get you going”
Y/n: 😐
Soap: “a month of stink. That’s what I choose”
Y/n: “stink make soap horny”
Inspo: 🐢
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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POV: Soap decides to not take the shot
*over the radio*
Y/n: “it’s giving pussy”
Gaz: “it’s giving weak”
*a sea of giggles heard through the radio”
Price: “enough”
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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*you bust through the doors*
Y/n: “so I started eating mango as snack for when I’m bored or hungry and I feel like no other bitch can fuck with me”
Price: “y/n…get out”
Soap: “period best”
Y/n: “when yo bitch get hungry, she opens a big bag of hot flaming hots”
*camera pans toward Alejandro and Gaz sharing a big bag of hot Cheetos*
Y/n: “me? I eat a mango” *takes a bite out of a slice of mango*
Inspo: 🐢
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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Y/n: you can’t tell me I ain’t got a AP on my wrist
Y/n: this is a rollie and it don’t tik tok
Price: what did you give them?
Soap: my military watch
*y/n shoving thier wrist into ghost face*: you cannot tell me I ain’t got a AP on my wrist, it’s weighing me down! This mf HEAVY!
Inspo: 🐢
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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Extra Mayo!!
You and soap get into an argument but it’s his turn to cook
inspired by this video: 💋
Tags: Cursing, Sfw, Arguments, 🧼
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Johnny (Soap) MacTavish
“Like I said, you should’ve ran around the building instead of jumping your monkey ass through the window and getting shot at” you angrily said while pressing your finger into Johnny’s chest
“I dodged the bullets alright, and I barely even got shot at” Johnny huffed and swatted your hand away and rolled his eyes
“Unbelievable” you dryly chuckled and walked away shaking your head to go sit on the couch
“Seriously?! All this over a video game??” J huffed out
All you did was shake your head and scoffed and look at your fingers nails
“Whatever” he said and walked into the kitchen to get started on dinner
Johnny was getting pans and utensils out yet he doesn’t even realize that he doesn’t even know what you want to eat
“I’m making burgers” Johnny yelled out, hoping you were still there listening
After he didn’t hear you reply, he huffed and went around the counter to go into the living room but was stopped once he realized you were at the entrance
“You heard what I said” j said while sternly looking at you
“Nah, you gone have to repeat that” you said dryly while cocking a brow and folding your arms across your chest
We sassy today I guess
“Burgers” J said
“Burgers” You repeated
Johnny couldn’t even muster up a reply, he was so fed up, and just went back around the counter and started cooking
TIME SKIP
“What d’ya want on your burger” J yelled out
The food was done and now it’s just the plating
“You good?” You said from around the counter
“I’m proper like a Burger King whopper baby and I’m having it my way, now you can have it yours” Johnny said while putting lettuce and tomatoes on the burger
“Without cheese bitch” You said as you continued to watch Johnny assemble your burger
“Exactly” J mumbles under his breath
“I like bacon on my burger” Johnny says while looking at the pan behind him that has bacon in it
“Me too” you stated “extra mayo and onions out this bitch” you said and Johnny fixed your burger to your exact words
And my, was it delicious.
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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Who would’ve thought?
Random things about T141 + Alejandro & Köing
Tags: Fluff and cursing (maybe?)
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Alejandro Vargas
my man my man my man!!!!
Alejandro HATES!!! Spicy foods, even though he is Mexican and grew up in a Mexican household he CANNOT handle anything spicy
Wakes up at 6:45 everyday
His comfort clothing includes: a tank top or T-shirt with grey joggers and black/socks
He would often cook the meals (very house husband of him)
Hates alcoholic beverages, like he’ll drink them but won’t enjoy them
Favorite color is: Rosewood Pink
Favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry
He doesn’t wear cologne
He takes his skin care VERY serious
When he’s angry or excited he would talk in his native tongue
Will call out of work if his hair isn’t “hairing”
Likes to kiss you on the forehead near your edges
Likes to watch you get dressed
Wants to have a big family
If he could be any cartoon character he would be Milo from fish hooks
Has a tattoo of your initial behind his ear
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Köing
Listens to lofi and jazz
A light sleeper
Hates pickles
Wears his mask in public but at home he wears a big sweater with a large hood to hide most of his face (specifically a deep purple sweater)
Likes all of the avengers movies and if one is coming out he would buy tickets in advance (like 3-6 months in advance)
Likes strawberry milk but is severely lactose intolerant
Hates raisins but likes grapes
His comfort outfit would be: at home, a onesie to match yours or if in public ( like he goes out there willingly) would be a hoodie and joggers with crocs
Enjoys putting on his eye makeup while you do your makeup
Still doesn’t know what “beat this face to the gods” mean, even though you only say it when you do your makeup
Is happy with being with you and having a cat or two (or any small animal of your choice)
Prefers to eat ketchup with anything
Likes sardines
Likes to hug you from the back
Favorite color is: Mulberry Purple
He wears your initial as a chain
Has a dad sneeze
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GHOST (Simon Riley)
Hates anything super sweet or sweeting in general
Prefers coffee (black) over tea, but would drink it if it’s the only thing around
He likes pumpkin spice lattes (yes he’s a basic bi- brit 🫣)
Secretly adds weapons to you car every time he gets in it
Like why do you have a knife in your cup holder?? How did that get there, you wonder
Orders steak every time you guys eat out anywhere “fancy”
Wears a face mask when he’s out
Your nickname for him is “beady eyed brit”
Only kisses you on the cheek and the temple
He rolls his eyes at everything
“Omg mon, you didn’t have to get me this??” You said happily as you hugged Simon. “I wouldn’t have gotten it, if you didn’t stop pestering me about it” He sighed and rolled his eyes knowing that he would buy you the world if you only mentioned it once
He loves peppermints
He likes to watch you…just do you
You’re in the kitchen? Boom, he’s leaning on the fridge watching you. You’re in the bathroom fixing your hair, Boom, he’s sitting on the toilet seat just staring. You’re walking around talking on the phone? Boom, he’s right there in arms distance listening and watching you. Just watching
He listens to classical music
Comfort fit: anything that’s lying on the floor closest to him or anything that seems comfy to him, could be shorts and a shirt or joggers and topless as long as he’s comfy he don’t care
Prefers to be just with you but wouldn’t mind stretching the family
He likes to skip rocks
He knows how to skateboard
Weirdly obsessed with peanut butter because of the “protein”
Favorite color is: Juniper Green
He goes makeup shopping with you because you need to know what type of eye makeup he wears that lasts through literal war
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SOAP (Johnny Mactavish)
Hates coconut flavored anything! It could artificial or down to the real deal he HATES IT
Likes to yell at the tv
Must take a bite of your food, it doesn’t matter if you both have the same thing or not. He needs a bite and his reasoning is “I’m testing for poison”
Get you a man who CARES!
Would rate your burps out of 10
Let’s you paint his nails
He spills the tea and so do you
Johnny bursts through the door, and started you “BIIIIIIITCH!!!” Johnny says as he shakes his head walks towards you, you already know the tea is piping HOT! “Let me tell you what price done said over the phone just now” he says as he props down on the bed and you get into a sitting position “I’m all ears babe” you get ready for the most juiciest information of you life
Likes to pee/shit while you’re in the bathroom (it’s his favorite activity)
He rock climbs for a hobby
Favorite color is: Coin Silver
Always calls and never text in advance that he needs to talk
Comfort outfit: pajama bottoms, bunny slippers, and topless or a tanktop
Likes to sleep in cold temperatures
Tackles you with hugs and kisses whenever he sees you
You’re on the phone trying to pay a bill? Boom, he’s right next to you kissing your head and hugging you from the back. You’re trying to get ready for work? Boom, you’re making out and now you gotta call off work…AGAIN!
Listens to a lot of Megan thee stallion because he heard you playing thot shit
Hates the texture of cottage cheese
He’s a horrible cook and so are you, but you both try your best and end up ordering out
Likes to throw things at you and act as if he had no idea what you’re talking about when you ask if he threw something at you
“Ow, what the fu-“ you say as you scratch your head and look at the ground and see an orange crayon on the floor. You look up and see Johnny at the table with a coloring book and crayons “J did you just throw this at me” you question as you raise the crayon. He looks and you and you look at him… “I have no idea what you’re talking about” he says calmly as he goes back to coloring. You sigh, “then how did this get over here?” You roll your eyes and put your hand on your hip. “It must’ve been already over there” he shrugs while continuing his activity with a small smirk pulling at his lips
Likes to eat haggis ( Scottish bastard )
Knows how to play the flute
He would like to have 3 kids and 2 dogs (specifically a Rottweiler and Doberman)
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OH YOU BETTER WORK!!
Synopsis: You “accidentally” send your clothes to your boyfriends address and demand a fashion show
Inspired by this video: 💋
Tags: Fluff, wholesome, comedy, and Soap
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Johnny (Soap) MacTavish
“babe” you hear Johnny say through the FaceTime call
“Hm?” You replied not looking at the phone while you paint your nails
“What is it” you ask again now looking at your phone since you didn’t hear Johnny reply
“I think you sent something to my address” Johnny said while showing the package in the camera
“Ooohh!!! I was wondering where that went, I thought they forgot to send it and was going to request a refund” You said while looking at the logo on the package
“Do you want me to drive over and give it to you?” Johnny put the package down and looked around for his keys
An idea popped into your head
“no no no” you frantically say as he pauses and waits for you to continue your sentence
“Try them on for me” you say
There was a pregnant pause
“I think those polish fumes are getting to your head darling” Johnny chuckled
“I’m deadass” you said as you put on your most serious face as you stare into the camera as Johnny stares back at you
“Babe I-“ Johnny was about to start before cut off by a
“AHHHH PLEASE PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!! YOU WONT HAVE TO BUY ME LUNCH FOR THE WHOLE WEEK PLEASE I PROMISE I PROMISE JUST THIS ONE THING UGHHH” you screamed into the phone
Johnny knew you were lying about the lunch because he knows how you get when you’re hungry
Johnny rolled his eyes and told you to hush and you did
“Fine WOMAN! I will put the clothes on mkay” he said with a tight lip
You smiled “prop the camera up so I can get a full body image, it’ll help me image it on myself”
Johnny does what you ask and opens up the package
“Dear God woman, where and why did you even buy these clothes??” Johnny said confused and scared as he picked up a few articles of clothing
“I was just browsing and seeing what I might like to see myself in. Now enough questions, get on with the get down okay?” You said as you put yourself in cross cross apple sauce position and watched Johnny changed
As Johnny was about to lift his shirt he caught a glimpse of you looking like a mad woman in the camera
Eyes wide , staring deep into the camera, and breathing deeply
“Back up, damn. Creeping me the fuck out” Johnny said while letting go of his shirt and about to cover his camera
“ ILL CLOSE MY EYES” you said as you saw his hand
Johnny rolled his eyes
“You better” he said and went back to changing
“No promises tho…” you shut your eyes peeking a bit
“Huh???” Johnny said
“They’re closed” you said irritatedly, but nevertheless closed your eyes fully
In the midst of you eyes being closed and rocking your self side to side
You hear a bunch of “my gods” “would this even fit?” “my body would swallow this” “trashy” “ooo a wig” “why is my nipple on display?” “THONG?!”
“Hurry up” you said impatiently as you hear him grumble his complaints
“I’m almost done, hush! You can’t rush art” you hear him smack his lips
“Okay andddddddd done” you hear Johnny say out of breath
You open your eyes
“Good God” You say aloud and cover your mouth to stop the giggles from erupting from your body
“Speechless? I know babe” Johnny said as he bit his lips and rubbed his hands together
Visual: Johnny is wearing a pink crop top with some short shorts , with a white fur coat and a purple bob wig to match
As tears begin to fall down your eyes and the laughter managed to escape your mouth
Johnny gave you a full blown show
I’m talking twirling, strutting towards the camera, twerking a little bit
You even put on beez in the trap by Nicki Minaj to give him the all experience bad bitch vibe
“BITCHES AINT SHIT AND THEY AINT SAYING NOTHIN!!” You yelled out while you got up and starting dancing
“YOU BETTER EAT JOHNNY!! YOU BETTER WORK!!!” You yelled in the camera as Johnny started dancing along with the lyrics
As the music came to an end, you hear the door open from the Johnnys side of the phone
Immediately Johnny is frozen in his spot
“Could you pleas-“ you hear a familiar voice and automatically align it with Simon (Johnnys roommate)
There was a pause in his sentence, as he continues
“Playing a little bit of dress up?”
“Yeah…” Johnny replied
“good, good, It’s good to pretend” you hear Simon say
You cough awkwardly
“You look beautiful” Simon chuckles out
“Oh fuck off and get out” Johnny yelled out and went to close his door and lock it
“Please keep it down Princess” you heard Simon yell behind the door
You’re having a giggling fit as Johnny picked up his phone and looked at you
“Never again” Johnny says
“Okay okay, I promise” you replied with a smile
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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Undercover
Synopsis: Ghost tells you that he’s going out for the night, what happens if you follow along just for fun and your cover gets blown
Inspired by this video: 😴
Swf, I think?
Tags: afab, subpar writing
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Simon (Ghost) Riley
“Alright darling, I shouldn’t be out too late” Simon says (hehe) as he makes his way towards the door as you follow behind him.
“ Oh please, go out and enjoy yourself. I’m sure Johnny misses you” you say with a giggle as Simon rolls his eyes at the thought of the Scottish man
With a kiss goodbye and a share of “i love you” you watch him get into his car and drive off.
Now the makeup commences
You rush towards your room and immediately start scanning through Simons closet
“All black, this man needs a tad bit of color me thinks” you say aloud as you pick up a simple black sweater and one of his colognes
You zoom towards your bathroom to immediately draw some bushy brows and a beard and adding any other features that bring out any “manly” features
As you take a look in the mirror, you damn near convinced yourself that you yourself is a male
You giggle to yourself menacingly, as you snap a selfie for this remembrance
for those who need a visual, you have on a cap, joggers, his sweater, and some classic chuck Taylor’s. Cool? Alright
You spray some of his cologne and make your way to the door
“Enjoy yourself my ass. NOT ON MY WATCH!” You mumble to yourself as you exit the door and make your way to your car for a field of fun
Time skip
“Hey Simon, I recent got kidnapped by a bunch of mimes…they did UNSPEAKABLE things to me” Johnny drunkenly laughed at his 100th dad joke
Poor simon
It’s been about 30 minutes since I’ve entered the bar, it was a good amount of people. Enough for you to not be spotted, and hide behind people
You picked up some camouflaging tips from Simon
You stand in the corner of the bar under a good amount of shade, as you sip on your drink that you ordered to not seem like a creep
You rub your temple as you see Johnny get ready to tell another joke, but before you could hear the joke you were sidetracked
A lady came up to you, swaying her lips and plastering a beautiful smile.
Sweat immediately falls down your ass
She approaches you and you can smell the alcohol seeping through her pores
“Hey handsome, you here alone” She whispers seductively
“Yes” you responded quickly, trying to think of ways to escape this lady and get back to the “mission”
“Well, I can keep you company” she smirks as she does the two finger walk up your arm
“Listen lady” You gently grasped her arm before they travel anywhere else “I am a woman and I am not interested so please be on your way” You said sternly looking at her, not breaking eye contact so she gets the memo
She snatches her arm out of your hand and huffs walking away with an attitude “not like you was hot stuff anyways”
You roll your eyes and try to set your eyes back onto Simons table to find hes not there
“Aw fuck” You whispered to yourself
“Aw fuck indeed” You hear a familiar voice say behind you
You quickly turn around and roll your eyes
“How did you even find me?” You said irritatedly
“I knew the plan before I even left the house, you need to work on your whispering when you talk on the phone with your friends” Simon chuckles
“Guess I’ve been caught” You raise your hands in surrender as you smack your lips
“But don’t i make a hot guy??” You questioned Simon as he walked the both of you over to the table with a very happy drunk Johnny
“Ohmygosh that was you y/n?? No wonder ghost kept ignoring me and watching you” Johnny hiccups and waves excitedly
You laugh and wave back excitedly to match energies
You share a few drinks between ghost and Johnny, it was honestly a night to remember
In the midst of you drawing a penis on a very unconscious johnny you look up and see Simon staring at you
Simon looks at you
“The sexiest” Simon whispers to himself
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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the way I refuse to read what I post after i post it cause it’s cringe 😭😭😔
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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trtlebuns welcome page 💕
Hello, I am Missy aka trtlebuns and on this page I will be writing fics about things that I want to read.
All or if not most of my post will be sfw (safe for work) so it could be read whenever <3
I am open to request
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Ghost realizing you’re a wild sleeper
Synopsis: Ghost and yours first night together and you’re worried that you might do something weird while you sleep…
Sfw 😝
Uh…I was going to do a bunch of other cod men but I got lazy :)
First fic on tumblr, whoop whoop
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Simon Riley <Ghost>
The first night of sleeping together with ghost as a newly established couple was nerve wracking not because you’re scared of sleeping with this fine piece of ass, no no no it’s because your friends have mentioned that you’re a “wild sleeper” whatever that means, right?
“You alright” Simon breaks you out of your deep thoughts of you socking him in the mouth as you’re dead asleep
“Hm? Oh! No, I’m just a bit nervous because what if I say something weird in my sleep?” You shyly respond, knowing really that you’re either 1) scared you’re going to WWE fight this man in sleep or 2) fart….let’s go with the latter.
Simon chuckles and responds as you both get comfortable in bed “I’ll let you know, because I’m quite the light sleeper in case something happens through the night”
Shit
was your true response but you quickly respond with an “oh, that’s a bummer, I got some melatonin if you need it.” You turn away to pretend look for some melatonin as your thoughts race:
This man is a LIGHT SLEEPER?! Oh Jesus please watch over me and not let me knock this man unconscious so he can really experience a deep sleep
“It’s no problem at all, in fact I like that fact that I’m a light sleeper, so please don’t put yourself in a hassle and get some sleep” Simon said
Hehe get it??
“Oh alright, justsoyouknowimawildsleeper” you quickly said as you laid down and quickly shut your eyes fake snoring
4am
Simon Riley POV
It’s been 3 hours since the torture has begun.
Y/n was moving around at 1am, slob coving their pillow and mouth and hair a mess, deep sleeper, kinda jealous but nevertheless I left it alone
Normal sleep movements
I felt a hand movement but it quickly connected with my face, I jolted up thinking it was an intruder but it was just y/n and I on the bed.
I look to my right and see y/n’s hand on my cheek and they smacked their lips and turned their head, still fully asleep
I gently move their hand back to a relaxing position and laid back down
Not even an hour passes by and I have y/ns HANDS AND FEET on me trying to push me out of the bed?????
Moving on to them laying on top of me in full starfish mode???
Next to y/n hogging the covers and moving me to the edge of the bed and spiraling out on 3/4 of the bed
“Okay” I say as I push y/n into the middle of the bed and put both of us in the spoon position
Me being the big spoon ofc (😝)
Damn near putting them in a soft headlock, as 30 minutes pass, I slowly sleep into slumber realizing that y/n hasn’t moved but is still snoring softly
TIME SKIP!
Y/n comes down the steps into the kitchen where ghost is there making breakfast
“Yooo, that was the best sleep I’ve ever had my goodness” y/n stated while yawning and searching their head
Simon turned his head looking at y/n get something out of the fridge
“I’m glad” he said while thinking this is something he could get used to.
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