underwhelmingalchemist

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#dimension 20 #fantasy high #omg

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Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

#i love this so much omg #dnd #fav

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SUMMARY: A serial killer decides to teach the secrets of his satisfying career to a video store clerk.

#to watch

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#at least the ice water might be effective

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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

#oh my god i love this beast

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark

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Sometimes you just need to get a tattoo of a silly l'il guy. For your mental health

#i spent six hours of my day sitting for him and i love him #keeping it vague because privacy but it's a five inch tattoo of an animal i love #and he's in a little costume #i love him so much #personal

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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

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i have literally no respect for label policers sorry not sorry. dividing the queer community into "morally correct good queers" and "evil 'stolen-valor' queers" is literally homophobe shit. you are a fucking fed if you do this tbh

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''dont spam rb/like'' coward. pussy. you will never survive the winter

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#it depends #is the blood clean? #am i being given it to drink or did someone just hand it to me and i technically do in fact have the option to chug it? #is it from someone i know and trust or just some random person you pulled off the street? #do i trust the source of it? #was it drawn safely and hygienically? #if we're talking about this purely hypothetically and there are no negative repricussions to me drinking it #then probably #but like #there's so many factors at play here

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Doodle

#he wears this shirt under an unbuttoned button-up while treating a patient #then makes a comment when they won't stop staring at it like #'i know i have nice tits but can we TRY to focus?' #and then the patient apologizes he insults the patient and asks an incredibly invasive question that will somehow come back later on #house md

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#intelligent