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STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES
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can you imagine how chaotic it would've been if Sasha Sienna had played not!Sasha?
"This is Sasha. Sasha is not Sasha, Sasha is not!Sasha. What do you mean you're confused?"
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the deep will care for his bones > enjoy sky blue
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more fantasy & sci fi media needs to utilize the fact that in a dual star system, depending on what is orbiting what, there’s a chance that every few days there would be an eclipse of the two stars that would last several hours
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Deep in the night we are waiting / holding our breath, letting go
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sometimes you just need to be distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non commercial share-alike 4.0 international licence
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i was listening to the new malevolent ep and Kayne started talking and then an ad just cut him off
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"Got you trapped in your own Oxford's dictionary of blasphemy" 10/10 never referring to Arthur as anything else from now on
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Now, you two understand how the game works?
No. Fuck off.
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So that uh. Magnus Protocol sure left us with a lot to mull over for the haitus didn't it?
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KAYNE KAYNE KAYNE WHAT IM SORRY WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT DATING
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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
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just once i would like to see an ace character not have smut written about them. im not saying ace people aren't allowed to have sex or feel sexual attraction but there's so little ace rep in media and when people (especially allo people) write fanfics or have head canons about ace characters that diminish their identities it just kinda sucks, especially with so little good rep. again I'm all for acespec characters who have sex or feel sexual attraction, its just that most of the time the characters who are being written about in that way canonically Don't Fuck and as someone who is ace it hurts to see that aspect of a character erased or ignored for the sake of allo enjoyment
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IT'S ALL ONE GUY!??!?!?
I was just wondering who voices Kayne because I can't get enough of him, and I wanted more of him. So, I asked the Fandom Wiki...
"Harlan Guthrie", It said. "Neat", I said, ...But who voices Arther?
"Harlan Guthrie", It said.
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WHAT? Well, Ok fine. YKnow what, Fair. Just a guy who has range, What a guy. Well then who voices john-
FU***IN HARLAN GUTHRIE
Kellan?
Harlan Guthrie
Trader? Oscar? Butcher? Wallace?
HARLAN "Arther stop whimpering" GUTHRIE
IVE BEEN CRYING OVER A GUY TALKING TO HIMSELF VOICED BY A GUY IN A RECORDING STUDIO TALKING TO HIMSELF!?!?!??
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IF IF IF IF GERRY AND GERTRUDE ARE BACK DOES THIS MEAN THERE IS A CHANCE TIM AND SASHA AND DAISY MIGHT BE ABLE TO COME BACK
AND DOES THIS ALSO MEAN MICHAEL NEVER GOT DISTORTION'D AND THAT HE IS STILL MICHAEL SHELLY
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Listening to tmagp 8 and gasping at every new thing. GERRY ? GRANDMA GERTRUDE ? PODCAST ? GEORGIE ? OTHER DIMENSIONS ?
Alex and Jonny keep repeating magic words and we keep falling for it every week
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