REBLOG IF YOUR MUSE IS A HOT DAD
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Hello! I'm Duck Salesman. I sell duck items. May I come in! Oh, nice place you got here! So first of all, we have webbed foot shoes, perfect for webbed feet, like mine. Secondly, we have duck bill shiners, perfect for shining a duck bill. And lastly, we have wing trimmers, perfect for making your wings look good. So, what will you have?
[He has to admit, this is slightly amusing. He's going to cover his mouth a bit, though, as to not laugh.]
So sorry to inform you that I have no duck to gift such wonderful things to. Drop a business card, though. I'll give you a call, should I ever aquire a duck that needs a shiny duck bill.
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Map of European rulers in January, 1930.
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Countries in the world where the belief in the "Evil Eye" is common 🧿
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If anyone wants to see bastard daughter, here she is
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just realized that no matter which of my muses I'm talking about, they're all gonna be referred to by me as 'bastards'
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“To sum it up, yes. And for mine, too. They love visiting you and Greece. Anyways, this is great! I’ll show you around, too, visit some of the historical sites. Or actually revisit. Have you been to Histria, for instance? Whatever the answer, though, we should visit it.”
“Oh, you should definitely try it! It’s very good, I promise. Maybe we can find a place to stay in Neptun itself, but I’ll have to see... If not, I’ll find another place. Lots of hotels and inns are already booked at this time, but there’s always a few places left.”
wolfofromania:
“I hope you know that I don’t mean it in a bad way! It’s not really that they’re bad, though they can get overcrowded sometimes. It’s just that the prices in some of my places are quite exaggerated… A lot of my citizens actually prefer going to your part of the sea, really, and the prices do weigh in as an important factor for some.”
He beams brightly at his neighbor. “Then I’m definitely taking you to one! Either in the Delta or somewhere else along the sea. There’s also a lovely restaurant in Neptun, called “Insula”. The outdoor tables are literally on a little island next to their hotel, and they serve the best fish borscht at the seaside.”
“Oh, so it’s too many people and hyped up prices, then. Got it. I don’t mind it actually. It’s also popular for my people to head over to Greece in summer, too. But I’ll take your invitation. Besides, I haven’t gone to that part of your country in over six centuries.”
“Insula, eh? Hmm… given that I live in Varna, I’m used to occasional seafood dishes. I never have had seafood version of borscht- just the traditional one, so this’ll be interesting.”
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Oh my... Who's this handsome bastard in my recommendations??? :) :) :)
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15th century be like
wallachian 1: so… who is our ruler this week?
the draculesti and the danesti:
wallachian 2: idk didn’t vote anyone
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vintage mug
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Forest (Autumn), 1976, George Ștefănescu
Medium: oil,canvas
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Marks on the Wall, 1981, George Ștefănescu
Medium: oil,canvas
https://www.wikiart.org/en/george-stefanescu/signs-of-life-1981
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If u don’t have good intentions w/ me, please just leave me alone. I’m tired.
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Doubt, 1993, George Ștefănescu
Medium: mixedtechnique,cardboard
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