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Ngl, DBD has caused my Sandman and Dreamling hyperfixation to claw its way from the grave and take me back to hell.

Thinking about Hob outside the demolition site for the white horse, spray can in hand, about him looking around to make sure no one could see him, before spray painting that fence, knowing that if he was caught, he wouldn’t regret it a moment.

Do you think he would check that the words were still there? That he would plan his walks to pass by and if it had been power washed off, he would pull that can from where he had it tucked at home, would slip out in the night, and paint it right back into place? They have replaced the fence, and he’s bought new cans. Over and over, making sure that if his stranger returns, he will know where to go. Where to find his friend.

#the sandman #hob gadling #dreamling #dream of the endless #lord morpheus #i have a lot of feelings #about them specifically

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Edwin: Well now this is quite Queer

Niko: *breaks out into a fit of giggles that goes on for hours.*

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #niko sasaki #they’re besties #language and how it changes is fun

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Excuse me but that duck is made of flesh and blood(and possibly spite)

wood duck mum and babies all lined up and cozy

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“Forced” my friend to watch DBD and she had the realist take:

Crystal needs to invest in a Bluetooth headset so she looks a little less crazy taking to herself

#dead boy detectives #crystal palace #crystal palace surname von hoverkraft #not sure there’s any hope she’ll ever look completely sane

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This would honestly be such a good fic idea.

Crystal trying to maintain damage control and I could see Charles doing/saying something crazy and like right before Edwin returns he makes Crystal promise to never tell Edwin.

i wish we got to see how bad charles was freaking out when edwin disappeared the first time they met the cat king. i mean edwin was gone for hours, charles was probably losing his MIND

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I’m sorry I was speeding officer but you gotta understand; A banger of a song came on. Legit fire. Wait hold on, let me play it again-

#honestly no one follows the speed limit in Florida anyway #just florida things

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Okay but color(or Colour I suppose)blind Charles? I think it could be fun.

#dead boy detectives #dbd #charles rowland #this show has me in a chokehold

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I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

#hob gadling #hob Gadling core #and he was right #the sandman

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He is such a good actor because like I see a picture of him and I’m like “what a cool handsome dude” but if I see any pictures of Jaskier(or him acting/dressing as him) my brain is like “My sweet blorbo! My favorite fictional man who looks and acts completely different from anyone who ever existed!” Like there is such a divide between the too and I don’t know enough about acting to articulate it but I love that for him.

JOEY BATEY SPOTTED

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#french fries #potato chips #biscuits or scones #interchangeable honestly #cookies #soda #or pop when I want to annoy my brother #candy #cigarettes #beanie #cotton candy #I was born in New England #lived in the Midwest for a bit and now live in Florida

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I recently tried one of my friends cats “marshmallows”(freeze dried protein treat.) I could only describe the taste as “if you make coffee out of meat”. 1/10 do not suggest unless you are a cat.

Don’t let me near anything I can reasonably eat while I am drunk.

Everyone talks about the Senshi tulpa that makes them eat better and healthier and I've experienced this too but also it's thanks to the grim spectre of Laios i know exactly what my cat's treats taste like

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Sometimes a found family is a an autistic man with a special interest a hairs breath away from cannibalism, his sister who is a self sacrificing softy(and monster but like whatever), her girlfriend who commits war crimes for her, a middle aged dad who runs a union and a silly little chef with admittedly bad hygiene when it comes to anything that isn’t cooking.

And a cat who is a girl in the same way a boat is a girl.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #falin touden #marcello mastroianni #chilchuck tims #senshi

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Feeling like shit emotionally? Oh boy do I have the answer:

CONSUME DAIRY PRODUCTS

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I’ve kinda been writing Freeform poetry because I have lots of feelings but my brain is in the depression sludge so have this stream of consciousness instead:

There is something holy and loving in every living thing, in the fact that we must consume to survive. Nothing can survive without another living thing, nothing can live without death and decay and sacrifice even if it is unintentional and unknowing.

The prey sacrifices itself to the predator with every will to live, with every bite and scratch and kick, and the plant is sacrificed to prey even with every attempt to spread and propagate and root, and all of it is sacrificed to scavengers and opportunists and dirt and eventually time its self.

Nothing is forever, nothing is permanent, and yet everything is, because every atom and every cell is recycled, changed and made anew.

Everything exists, just not all at the same time, and to me it is a nebulous comfort.

#my writing #my thougts #existentialism #i guess #big thoughts #small thoughts #thought about this while cooking

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I feel like an unlovable monster

And the most monstrous thing I’ve done is

Be kind to others and cruel to myself

#feelings #my writing #my poem #i guess

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And if you pluck it:

BEHOLD A MAN

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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PSA

If someone blocks you: DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT JUST TO ASK WHY THEY BLOCKED YOU

If they then block that second account DO NOT CREATE A THIRD FUCKING ACCOUNT AND REPEATEDLY TRY AND FRIEND THEM TO ASK WHY THEY BLOCKED YOU.

It doesn’t matter if you think it was a mistake, it doesn’t matter if you thought everything was fine, if you don’t understand why they blocked you. IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER. It was a boundary they decided they needed to set and you do not need to push it. That may be why they blocked you in the first place, because you weren’t respecting other, softer boundaries.

If it was a mistake? They can fix it, be patient. If they want to try again? They’ll unblock when and if they are ready.

Their time, their energy, their private messages and online spaces are not something you have control over. Even if you think you are being “nice” and “polite” they may still feel uncomfortable. They have their reasons and you are not owed an explanation.

I have been blocked before, and it has hurt. By friends, by people I look up to. But I move the fuck on. I am not owed any one else’s time or energy or space. NO ONE. Not my friends, not my family.

We are all humans that deserve our own autonomy and if you don’t agree, you don’t need to talk to me. Bye.

#psa #rant post #Internet manners #personal #kind of #there is a lesson to be learned here I think