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Anthony: Has anyone ever told you that you look like a statue?

Kate: Yes.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #kanthony #kate sharma #anthony bridgerton #Bridgerton

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Kendra: *meets Trey*

Kendra: Be my baby daddy.

#source: internet #kendra daynes #trey kirkman #tendra #designated survivor

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Penny: *catching Alex and Tom making out on the couch* What are you doing?

Tom: Nothing!

Penny: Whatever it was it looked like Mommy was winning.

#source: modern family #Penny Kirkman #tom kirkman #tom x alex #designated survivor

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I would wish you the best of luck, but I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

Lyor Boone to Seth Wright as he’s about to go out for a press conference (via incorrectdsquotes)

#source netflix #lyor boone #seth wright #designated survivor

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Yeah, I mean, when I first met you, I used to dread spending three seconds with you- but now I could go, I don't know, up to 50 minutes in your company before I need just a little break.

Kate Sharma [about Anthony Bridgerton]

#source: fresh meat #kate sharma #bridgerton #kanthony

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I can feel Hotch's wrath. It actually has heat on it. His wrath is making me sweat.

Emily Prentiss

#source: this is us #emily prentiss #criminal minds

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I may have committed some… Light treason.

Eloise Bridgerton

#source: arrested development #eloise bridgerton #bridgerton

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Simon: Are we friends again?

Anthony: No.

Simon: ...

Anthony: We're brothers.

Simon: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

#source: brooklyn nine nine #simon basset #anthony bridgerton #bridgerton #anthony likes to mess with his bil

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Anthony: Come on Benedict. I wasn't that drunk last night.

Benedict: You were flirting with Kate.

Anthony: So what? She's my wife!

Benedict: You asked her if she was married.

Anthony:

Benedict: And then cried when she said she was.

#source: tumblr #benedict bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #kanthony #bridgerton

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Benedict: Hey, Anthony? Can I get some courting advice?

Anthony: Just because I'm with Kate doesn't mean I know how I did it.

#source: one day at a time #benedict bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #kanthony #bridgerton

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Violet: Benedict, please keep an eye on Anthony today. He’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Benedict: Sure, I’d love to see Anthony get punched.

Violet: Try again.

Benedict: I will stop Anthony from getting punched.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #violet bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #bridgerton

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Hotch: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Garcia: Piñatas.

Morgan: Glowsticks.

Reid: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.

Emily: And rules.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #criminal minds #aaron hotchner #jj #emily prentiss #derek morgan #spencer reid

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Emily: You’re a grown-ass woman. You just need to use what God gave you.

JJ: My charm and my wit?

Emily: Those are weird names for your boobs.

#source: crazy ex girlfriend #emily prentiss #jj #criminal minds

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Francesca: You know, you’re really starting to fit in here.

Simon: Thank you!

Francesca: That’s not a compliment

#source: crazy ex girlfriend #francesca bridgerton #simon basset #bridgerton

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Daphne: Look at you, always working. What happened to my fun brother?

Anthony: Fun? I was never fun. You take that back!

#source: brooklyn nine nine #anthony bridgerton #daphne bridgerton #bridgerton

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To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

Meredith Grey

#source: the simpsons #meredith grey #greys anatomy

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Hyacinth: Yeah? What makes you so sure?

Gregory: Because I’m the oldest, which means I’m always right.

Hyacinth: No it doesn’t.

Gregory: It totally does.

#source: supernatural #bridgerton #hyacinth bridgerton #gregory bridgerton