i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)
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REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
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once again I kinda don't give a shit about online morality panics because they are literally just used as a tool to hurt people usually for having weird kinks or stupid shit they did years ago and no longer hold those values anymore. I don't care if someone has a mommy piss kink I don't CARE!!!! we got bigger fish to fry lol.
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i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.
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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
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is it normal to be fucking balling extremely hard for no damn reason fuck you
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).
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MERRY CAROLINE DAY EVERYONE, AND AN APERTURE NEW YEAR‼️‼️‼️
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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.
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