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Haven’t been real active, been writing stuff in little bits though. Sorry for the waiting-feel free to send requests though, been getting distracted and back into video games creepypastas again -w-‘

[5urreal5weetz]

good afternoon writer ^^

I hope you are well, and my request is from Hoffnar Madness Combat.there is a lot of tricky but almost nothing of Hofnarr. take the liberty of choosing the writing just make it from my boy like a hot yandere

A/N: G'mornin', I'm quite good-I love the nerdy science man. Not sure if ya wanted him to be a yandere or not. Probably read that wrong, but hey oh well. I got ideas for either.

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Yandere Dr.Hoffnar

Aren't you a luck one, you got yourself the sweetest guy.

Honestly, he is.

Definition of a shy guy.

He's the type who would fall for you over the slightest thing. Like helping him back up to his feet, if he fell.

Despite the stuttering and nervousness, he will talk with you quite often. He wants yo know everything there is to know about you. There's no harm in that, right?

Unlike his clown counterpart, he won't kill anyone. Even if they are an obstacle. He will use emotionally manipulate you and anyone around you.

His sweet, shy, and nerdy nature can turn into something to not mess with. He'll use it to his advantage.

You turned him down when he asked to get coffee together? He will give you the most heartbreaking expression, he looks likea kicked puppy. How cruel are you to say no?

He will and has tried to court you with gifts and compliments. However his attempts don't always land, but its cute and you said you admire his effort.

He wears his heart on his sleeve. If you're slow or don't see that, than your as blind as a bat. Everyone knows he has a thing for you, and its cute.

They don't know how bad Hoffnar has it or what he'll do to just have you look at him.

With killing, he won't do. But that doesn't mean blackmail or threatening is off the tablet.

He can and will use both methods.

He just wants you to know how much he loves you, and hopes you can soon start showing it back.

Afterall, you started to return his physical affections towards you.

So its a start.

You're only fueling his delusional obsession with you. But hey, its harmless.

Besides, he's such a sweet guy. So why not give him a chance.

#madness combat x reader #dr hoffnar #x reader #madness combat hofnarr

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Hello darling, I hope you are very well.My request is from the torture agent's magazine. yes this guy excites me, headcanon with someone very physical, from the warmest hugs to the most embarrassing marks like hickeys. I am very sadomasochist

A/n: I hope you're doing very well ya self, honey. So Torture with a very physically affectionate S/O? I gotcha, I love big burly men.

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He won't show it publicly, but he lives for your touch.

Being created and tested on, caused him to hate any and all physical touch.

But when it comes from you, he'll except it.

This guy sees your physical affection is how you show your love for him, and he loves when you happen to bite.

Leaving hickeys, scratches, or bite marks on him will make him feel something. Its shows him how much you love him, despite what he is.

He will return the gesture, and be very gentle with it. He doesn't wish to harm you in any way.

You're too important to him.

He will pick you up, and nuzzle his cheek against you to show you affection.

You being overly affectionate, is great. He enjoys the marking the most though.

Because whenever he does it to you, you make the cutest noises while saying such suggestive things.

Things do tend to get heated in those moments.

You'll have to stop him, if you want to be able to walk for the next week.

#madness combat #madness combat x reader #mag agent torture #mag torture #x reader

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can i request the main 3 (separate) with a s/o that loves horror movies <3

A/N: Of course!-Im a bit of a horror movie lover myself. Favorite one is Jigsaw lol. :)

Main 3 with a Horror movie loving!S/O

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Hank

Oh you just found something that'll sit this guy down.

Blood, gore, screams of the damned, pain.

All his favorites.

He will actually pull you into his lap and make you have a marathon, if you ever suggest it.

I feel like he'll take notes, like notes on how to kill someone if he sees something he'd like to try. He would also like to impress you with it as well.

He will show off. Blood and guts glore.

You thought it'll be a cute little thing to ask if he'd like to watch a horror movie with you. He's being on missions a lot lately, and you wanted to spend sometime with him. But seeing him sit up close to the T.V., wrapped up in a blanket, staring intently at a gorey scene wasn't what you expected.

If you ever jump or get scared, and hide or grab him. He will keep his gaze on the screen. It won't leave it.

He'll just let you cling to him.

A scream erupted from the screen as a girl was being butchered, by a masked man. You leaned against Hank to hide your face from the screen, you weren't scared. You just didn't want to watch the cliche scene-Besides there was a lot of guts flying around.

Glancing up you just see Hank staring, unmoving at the screen.

"I feel like you're way more into these movies than I am."

"Shut up and watch the movie."

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Sanford

Sweet big guy, doesn't really like those type of films.

Tends to avoid them.

But if you suggest to watch it with him, he'll eventually give in.

He will end up talking a lot more than usual, to calm his nerves.

Jumpscares will get him, whether they were intentional or not. Poor guy will get scared at the sound of a pin dropping.

He will be staring at the screen nervously, preparing himself for one - And he just ends up jumping at the slightest touch from you bumping elbows.

You end up hiding or grabbing him from a scene you don't like, he'd hold you in a bit of vice grip because he going to do the same with you.

He maybe a killer, but horror movies ain't his thing. But for you, he'll make an exceptation.

"The movie haven't even started yet-"

You said, Sanford ended up dropping the bowl of popcorn after jumping at you pressing play. Apparently the volume was all the way up, and was loudly startling.

"I-I know, doll-Just lemme get clean this up."

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Deimos

I feel like he would be the type to be neutral face throughout a whole movie.

He won't be scared in the slightest, at all.

He'd causally pull out a smoke, while you suggest watching one of your favorite movies. He'd happily agree.

Quality time.

He would actually suggest a movie for you to watch. I feel like he'd enjoy Zombie type horror movies - Mainly due to the zeds. He gets to live it out killing zeds.

Like Hank, might take notes. But will never use them, due to him not remembering it later on.

If you cling to or hide on him, he will soak it up. And he will tease the absolute hell out of you.

He would offer himself as your personal shield, if the scene you don't like comes on. He won't say no.

Will flirt throughout the movie. Doesn't matter at what part the movie it is, he will flirt.

"Is it just me or do you just put these on, so we can cuddle?"

He said with a smug grin. You just gave him a deadpanned look, before burying your face in his chest. He was making the movie unwatchable.

"Shut up, Dei."

#madness hank #deimos x reader #x reader #hank j wimbleton x reader #madness combat #sanford x reader #madness combat x reader

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Requests anyone?

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Jebus christ, you people are crazy lol.

Feel free to drop any ideas for headcanons or oneshots for me if you have them.

I'll take any kinds, just not overly horrid ones if you catch my drift.

#madness combat #x reader #deimos x reader #hank j wimbleton x reader #madness combat x reader #sanford x reader #tricky x reader

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Main 3 with a mechanic s/o

A/N: You're the mechanic of the SQ, :)

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Sanford

Big guy gets to go first this time.

Having someone who is able to fix machines fairly easy, is great.

Helps him out a lot since he is usually the repair man when it comes to the truck or anything else that breaks.

He's a handy man while being a few other things. So you being able to make and fix things, already has him liking you.

You are either fixing things together, or you are just talking about machines and their functions.

When it's not about that, you two always manage to have hour long conversations about things.

He learns about you, while you learn about him.

Whenever you're in your workshop, he'd visit you. Makes little excuses as to why he's there, or is handing you blueprints Doc wants you to look at.

Sometimes Sanford doesn't notice when he flirts with you, it kinda slips out when talking to you. So he gets confused as to why your face goes red or seems flushed.

You're a bit of insomniac, so you stay up late thinking of new ideas for machines that can help with dealing with the A.A.H.W.

So when Sanford finds you knocked out on your desk at 4 in the morning, he'll scoop ya up in his arms and carry you to bed.

And if you just so happen to cuddle up to him while he is, his heart just completely melts.

"Do I even weight anything to you?" You ask the next morning, it wasn't the first time he's put you to bed when you fall asleep on your unfinished blueprints.

He gave you a sheepish smile.

"Nah, its like holding a couple of grapes."

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Deimos

Technician and Mechanic? Perfect match.

You work with machines while he can program and hack them.

To say the least, he absolutely adores it when you're building or planning to build something.

He's observant, a very observant type when it comes to something that actually catches his interest.

And that something is you, ain't ya lucky?

He will make jokes and tease you.

Having a hacker boyfriend means that he will mess with your machines that deal with anything technical.

He doesn't break or mess anything up, he'll just play a prank or say something is wrong to get you to fix it. He likes seeing your mind at work.

One day out of the blue, you gave him a gift. It was a small little robot, which you nicknamed Qwert.

You've built him with spare part you had laying around your workshop, you said he was made to hold stuff like pencils, pens, papers, and every a pack of cigarettes.

But the main reason you built him was to send Deimos little messages through the little guy's visor whenever you were away on missions to ease him.

Deimos is a clingy - affectionate guy, so when he heard that he keeps Qwert by his bedside. Who wouldn't want to wake up to a love filled message?

He would build you something in return, but don't expect something big though.

He's a flirt. A big one, and he loves seeing you blush and flustered. He thinks its so adorable.

He can be really smooth, to corny.

Handsy too. He will have an arm or hand on you somewhere.

Like for example you're working on something, he's laying on you while both his arms are wrapped around you.

"Y'know, we could be doing something that's a bit more hands on right now."

You coughed as you were eating a sandwich, you were on break and Deimos decided to sit with you.

"AcK!--Are you kidding me right now-I'm trying to eat-"

He laughed, "I didn't hear a no.~"

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Hank

Stalkerish behavior with this one.

But it's only because he finds it interesting.

He'll probably be the one to bring broken weapons or things to you just to see you fix them.

However this happens so often, that you consider to just build Hank new weapons.

After all there's not much you can fix with only the hilt of a sword.

You're going to have to explain that you're better with machines than weapons too.

But that doesn't stop him from bringing his broke things to you.

Its like when a child gives something to their mom, and wanting them to praise them for it.

It's cute, but you would like it if it was so drenched in blood and beyond repair.

You managed to fix his blender that stopped working after he blended what you assumed was a rat or something - there were bone shards stuck in the blades.

Once you fixed it for him, he saw you as a holy angel.

He was literally vibrating with excitement and happiness.

Just like Deimos, he will lay on you or wrap his arms around. But only in the confines of a bedroom or workshop - Whenever there is privacy.

If you're ever knocked out on your desk, expect him to drape his trenchcoat over you and make sure everything is secure before leaving you be.

He likes when you rant about machines or whatever you're interested in. He loves the sound of you talking.

You start making him custom guns, he'll treat them with the utmost respect and take real good care of them. He won't even let anyone else touch them.

They're a symbol of your love for him after all.

"Hank-I-You know I can't do much with this right?"

Hank gave you shattered spectlight, it still had some guts on it as if it was freshly used.

"And?"

You sighed, "I'll..See what I can do, love."

You can't see it, but he's smiling under the mask and swooning on the inside.

#madness combat x reader #deimos x reader #hank j wimbleton x reader #sanford x reader #x reader

[5urreal5weetz]

Dear lord I didn't think people would like my writing so much, if anything it was just shitposting headcanons and not proof read lol-But it makes me happy none of the less. If you guys want, I can take requests if ya have 'em

#madness combat #requests open #x reader #deimos x reader #hank j wimbleton x reader #madness combat x reader

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A/N: Formatting on here is weird lol. But I had some headcanons that I'd like to jot down.

Hank with a Single momma.

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Hank

Best believe you're lucky he even spared a glance at you, let alone your life.

The only reason he hadn't killed you on the spot was due to seeing a little fluffy grunt clinging onto you. It looked to be nothing more than around the age of 2.

Its been awhile since he saw something that small. Or a child for that matter. So seeing it made him not want to itch that scratch of massacring you in front of the little one.

After that encounter, you'd find him or catch glimpses of him near you. It terrified you. You were scared out of your pretty little head.

The most wanted man in Nevada, was stalking you. It made you think he was waiting for the perfect moment to slaughter you and your baby. However, that wasn't the case.

He was just keeping an eye out. There are a lot of dangers in Nevada, y'know?

You were small and weak. If something happened to you, then something would happen to the kid.

He doesn't want that.

He only took notice of you, because of the small baby. The kid reminded him of simpler times. Cute and Innocent.

But that was at the beginning.

When you preparing dinner for you and ya lil munchkin in the old apartment, that was surprisingly untouched by anything horrid from outside, you see a big figure in your living room hovering over your child.

You were about to scream for your baby to come to you, you heard childish laughter coming from them.

So heavily confused, you look over to see them happily patting their small hands into Hank's big ones. It would've been cute if a 7 foot mass murderer wasn't in your apartment.

You'd swallow down your fear, as you called your baby's name. Its attention on Hank now onto their mother, with joy, waddled from its place over to you.

You picked them up, and have a long stare down with Hank.

After that, he just showed up like that ever since. It would be the same thing over and over again.

Though he starts bringing you gifts, like hearts or knives. Which he considers very fit to give your kid, you can never know when a blade needs to be drawn. But when you panicked and snatched the so-called gift from him, you told him to just give the gifts to you instead.

And he does. For the most part at least.

He also likes to hold the kid. Something so small in his hands, made him feel the need to protect. It was strange.

Though he holds the child so wrong. Like you caught him holding your kid by the leg, child giggling while being upside down.

"Hey I don't know if you like eat anything but you could stay fo-Oh my gosh!--Put them down! That's not how you hold a baby-"

You ended up teaching Hank how to hold them. And surprisingly he learned fast. He almost holds the baby everytime he visits.

Speaking of visits, he always shows up with either an injury or blood on him. The momma bird in you, has you worried and wanting nothing more than to make sure he's okay as well as clean. You won't let him near your kid unless he let's you clean and patch him up.

He allows you to, however he's very tense.

One time he had what looked like to be blisters on his fingers, you put Band-Aids on it. Your kid decided to get stickers and put them on him thinking it would help, they were copying their momma. Aint that sweet?

It was. To him he felt his heart melt a pinch.

Feeling something other than anger or feeling the urge to fight was strange.

Nevertheless, you've grown use to him and he does the same to you over awhile. A very long while.

He will hover over you and your kid when you're being harassed or cornered. Be by your side when you're putting your kid down for a nap or watch you take care of them.

Seeing you so affectionate towards the little bugger, make him feel like there might be hope left for this rotten world of Nevada.

When your affectionate side goes over to him however, whether being a small pat on the shoulder or something like a small hug.

He will crave for more than small touches. He even starts to softly bump his head on yours at times. You just think its him being friendly towards you.

How wrong you are.

To put it lightly, you're forever stuck with Hank. He's not leaving your side nor the kid's anytime soon. If someone tries to meddle with it, their time will be short lived.

#madness combat #hank j. wimbleton #x reader

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Staring

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He likes to stare.

He likes to stare a lot at you.

Whenever you were helping filing files or practicing your aim, he was always somewhere.

You thought it was cute before, seeing it as him looking out for you or him just waiting for you to be done with whatever it was you were doing. But now its begun to weird you out. The constant stare hidden behind those red tinted goggles, burned at the back of your neck.

You knew he was staring. You knew that he was waiting for you to notice.

But you didn’t bother giving him the time of day. Not this time.

During the past week, he’s been off. Off wasn’t something to worry about with the living killing machine. He always seemed off. But this type of off, just worried you.

No scratch that. Scared you.

He’s shown signs of being distracted. Maybe it was because the Doc decided to lay off with the missions for Hank for a few days. Maybe he was bored, and he found watching you work entertaining. Or maybe he was just waiting for something to happen.

You asked him about why he’d always stare at you. You didn’t expect much of an answer, maybe a shrug or a “Just bored” that’s it. But what happened wasn’t any of that.

“Pretty.”

That’s all he said. 

He called you pretty. At the time you weren’t sure if you heard him right. You played it off as a joke and laughed. Maybe he was trying to be nice. What a foolish thought. The most infamous criminal in all of Nevada, was never nice. Not even a shred.

He leaves a trail of blood of wherever he goes. Leaves no one unslaughtered.

If he sees you as a threat or still breathing, best run away or you’re dead. However, it’s not like you’ll get that far.

After he said that to you, you’ve noticed he would start to loom over you when you were talking with someone. Noticed wherever you went, Hank was sure to be in the same place. And if he wasn’t, you’d feel that lingering stare or presence. You were becoming paranoid. 

It seemed like he wanted to be close to you.

You confronted him on it. It was becoming a bit much, and you wanted him to stop.

You were only met with silence.

You were stuck in his room now. You aren’t allowed to leave his room.

If you did, he said he won’t hesitate to break a few bones.

The others won’t help because they know what Hank is capable of.

You’re stuck in his room until he gets back.

And when he gets back.

He likes to relax.

And stare.

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#madness combat #hank j. wimbleton #madness hank #x reader