okay imagine this
*smacks printing press*
"now that there is fir-"
*the printing press collapses*
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irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who
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🤣😂😂😂 thats like the one cheese youre known for
You're correct I think that's the one most people can taste when in Paris + one of the most popular so easier to export so yeah that's why
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Lol yes i do its cool sometimes we have lots of imprted cheeses including lots of French bries!
Oh great why are they choosing brie to represent this godforsaken country /j
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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords
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Crutchie is TERRIFIED of the Brooklyn newsies for absolutely no reason.
The unfortunate thing is, Stray sometimes visits to see her brother.
What normally happens is that Crutchie will open the door to the lodge house, see Stray, let out an absolutely unholy screech of terror and bolt to the nearest hiding place.
Specs has come to accept this as the signal that his sister wants to see him.
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dedicated to @missmeganlee
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Did i ever tell you i work as a cheese monger lol
NO YOU DIDN'T ARE YOU SERIOUS THAT'S SO COOL ???
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<3
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
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EXPLAIN ITS FLAVOR IVE NEVER HEARD OF
...I am now realizing the fact I couldn't for my life describe the taste of my favourite cheese
No but it's like. Flavour is strong and maybe a bit dry ? It can come super soft or super strong though I personally prefer it when it's strong
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i like the part in the song where he’s screaming and whimpering and moaning like he’s close or perhaps like he’s in excruciating pain and no one can save him
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I need to know your favorite cheeses 🧀
I have no idea if you have this one since it's very hard to find if you're not from a few specific places but. I would die for cantal cheese.
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I HAVE QUESTIONS
TELL
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Race and Albert are The Worst people to ever go on a roadtrip with. Because it's a 9/10 possiblity that everyone is crammed into Race's car, and if neither Race nor Albert are driving, they're backseat driving and complaining that everyone else drives like a grandma. Because Race and Albert drive like they're on the run and the speed limit is a suggestion. Road rage is included. And overall they just Suck.
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