hogwarts au sentences. let’s put those harry potter aus into good use. contains 40+ dialogue starters relating to hogwarts — some mention different houses and the occasional canon event, but a lot can be used by anybody. feel free to switch around pronouns, diction, and the like to make them more suitable for your muse’s mouth.
“ can you cast a patronus? ”
“ i saw muggle textbooks when i was visiting family for the holidays, and honestly? sure, i could maybe die falling off the stairs if i had a sleepwalking habit, but at least i’m not doing algebra right now. ”
“ do you think a dog animagi could have puppies? ”
“ how did you explain to your friends why you were switching schools? ”
“ sorry, all the other carriages are full, i’m sitting here whether you want it or not. ”
“ i wonder if there are people who can speak parseltongue but with like… bunnies. ”
“ i’m tired, and i want to go to bed, and i’ve been sitting here, trying to figure it out for like an hour, save me: what has a head but no body, but does have a tail? ”
“ what do threstals look like? ”
“ do you ever wash your cauldron? ”
“ trying to sneak into the forbidden section three times in a row is either the most badass or the most nerdy thing you’ve ever done. ”
“ if i go to hospital wing, i have to explain how i got it. i need to solve this with a spell. ”
“ no, i just never realised other people see the carriages being pulled by thin air. ”
“ when did you get the dark mark? ”
“ SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! ”
“ mudblood. ”
“ who was the guy your boggart turned into? ”
“ where did you learn that? ”
“ sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to put my name in that thing. ”
“ do you still have that leaf in your mouth? ”
“ you’re the most injury-prone [quidditch position] i’ve ever met. ”
“ congratulations, head [boy/girl/pupil]. ”
“ imagine being a straight couple right now. ”
“ i’m going to have to fight my parents. ”
“ sorry, is this your owl/toad/cat? [they’re] beautiul. ”
“ do you think you could sneak to the astronomy tower with me tonight? ”
“ i actually haven’t asked anyone for the yule ball with me. ”
“ [name] got petrified, didn’t [they]? i’m sorry. ”
“ have you met the new DADA professor yet? how was it? ”
“ next time [name] pushes you again, i swear to god i’m hexing [their] arse. ”
“ i ate something and now my face is purple. i’m NOT coming out! ”
“ it’s vinegar. i knocked on the wrong barrel. ”
“ don’t look at me like that, i’m just trying to steal your body heat. it’s cold down here, okay? ”
“ how the hell can someone like you be in [house]? ”
“ come to think of it, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a ginger slytherin. ”
“ i didn’t even know i was afraid of heights before i came to this bloody school. ”
“ finding places to cuddle in would be a lot easier if we were at the same house. ”
“ are both of your parents muggles? ”
“ when you said you wanted to go to hogsmeade together with me, did you mean like… a date kind of ‘together’? ”
“ i wonder how many peole have banged in the room of requirements. ”
“ why must the plants sing? ”
“ sorry, you’re not getting the password from me. ”
“ have fun in potions. try not to punch anyone. ”
“ of course i’m fine. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be told they’re going to have a painful, grim death, on their first divination class? ”
“ are all [ravenclaws/gryffindors/slytherins] assholes, or is that just you? ”
“ dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? ”
“ how are we playing? classic or bavardian rules? ”
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❥ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 , 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 .
bitter / aggressive one - liners as taken from the website pinterest .
tw adult themes . customize as you wish !
❛ fight because you don’t know how to die quietly . ❜
❛ i’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees . ❜
❛ i’ll get over it , i just gotta be dramatic first . ❜
❛ you don’t get to be surprised that nobody gives a fuck about you after you’ve worked so hard to alienate the entire world . ❜
❛ i wouldn’t be like this if i knew how to not be like this , okay ? ❜
❛ i had to fight like hell and fighting like hell made me what i am . ❜
❛ i will be brutal . ❜
❛ i don’t want to be soft anymore . i want to be bloody knuckles and glass shards and i want people to be afraid of hurting me . ❜
❛ bring them to their knees . head bowed and fists bleeding — make them repent . ❜
❛ is this what i get for loving a god ? ❜
❛ you’re a weapon ; and weapons don’t weep . ❜
❛ i’ll survive . somehow i always do . ❜
❛ the things that used to make me cry just make my hands shake and my eyes blank . ❜
❛ i’ve begun to understand why god died . ❜
❛ i speak violence . ❜
❛ it’s not my fault i have my father’s eyes . ❜
❛ judge if you want , we are all going to die . i intend to deserve it . ❜
❛ i need to kill you . ❜
❛ i will continue to watch you rot . ❜
❛ i wasn’t born to be soft and quiet . i was born to make the world shatter and shake at my fingertips . ❜
❛ you’re not a nice person , are you ? ❜
❛ when i punched you . that was when i first felt something for you . ❜
❛ if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point ? ❜
❛ i could tear you apart if i wanted . ❜
❛ do not tell me what i can and cannot do . ❜
❛ i can and i will . watch me . ❜
❛ no one made me . i made me . ❜
❛ take a breath , spit out the blood in your mouth , and get back up on your feet . you still got a couple motherfuckers to prove wrong . ❜
❛ here’s what i know ; i will die only by my own hand . ❜
❛ i’m everything you can’t control . ❜
❛ i am violent , and bitter , and ugly inside and out . ❜
❛ i am being perfectly fucking civil . ❜
❛ goddamn right , you should be scared of me . ❜
❛ you are losing my interest , and that is very dangerous . ❜
❛ if i can still breathe , i’m fine . ❜
❛ i will do what it takes to survive . ❜
❛ if karma�� doesn’t hit you , i fucking will . ❜
❛ don’t be sorry . i trusted you , my fault not yours . ❜
❛ i wonder if life smokes after it fucks me . ❜
❛ i don’t have to prove shit to you . ❜
❛ i’m not tearing down my walls for anyone again . you want to know what’s inside ? climb . ❜
❛ i am mine . before i am ever anyone else’s . ❜
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Quidditch by no means was her thing. Aurelia had no intentions of being disrespectful to her Slytherin team or any other, the problem was the height of the seats. For the life of her, she could never get herself to climb up those damn stairs and sit there while the stadium opened like a gaping maw. So, while the match was going on, Aurelia had the time to enjoy her library time and study.
Study, as in walk between the aisles of bookshelves, taking one book, reading few lines and then putting it back. She did not keep track of time, Aurelia had no idea when the match started and neither did she know when it will end. But it was pleasant nonetheless, rarely can one enjoy the library in such a silent state.
And of course, Aurelia hovered around the Restricted section. Her eyes taking small peaks towards it, willing herself to find the courage and breach it in broad daylight. A proof to herself that she can do it. But she didn’t.
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Silence in the first floor girl’s lavatory was mostly broken by the shuffling of pages and the bubbles that emerged from a steaming pot. Aurelia sat cross legged in front of said pot, with Moste Potente Potions book in her lap.
Her agenda for today is to finally start cooking up the Polyjuice potion, slowly adding the right ingredients. All the while keeping an ear out for anyone who decided to wander in.
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There was an itch to the girl, a sparkle unhindered in her eyes, yes, yes, she’s here, she’s in. Where? Ah yes, Hogwarts, but not as a student anymore oh no, now she has the power. Of sorts. Who would’ve expected that a daughter of a prominent family would simply pursuit a career in being the Potions Teacher? Well, it’s very simple to conflate Aurelia’s intentions, particularly when she’s never clear about them. ever so coy, ever so playful.
Did she pay her way in? Pft, no way, it’s Hogwarts, right? The school definitely did not have unfit teachers in its history, right? Well, nonetheless, she managed to slip in, now, where should she go from here? Should a familiar face stop her in her tracks?
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