please, share the jade&tobey headcanons! 🤭
omg thank you for enabling me. these are fully made up like fully made up, i invented a whole movie in my head, i hope you enjoy:
both jade and tobey are wealthy but tobey is from a wealthy family while jade is from a lower middle class family and made all his money himself
tobey works a very nondemanding job at his fathers company and his main occupations are beach and clubbing, he kind of feels dumb next to jade
he keeps trying to do a better job / be allowed to have more responsabilities but his father doesn't have any faith in him, jade keeps telling him to quit and look for a job elsewhere but he doesn't feel like he can survive without his family's support
jade is openly bi while tobey is gay and in the closet, he hasn't come out to his family because they're homophobic conservatives. he begs jade to "act straight" around them to not give him away
as kids he also asked jade to "act normal" around his family because he was afraid they wouldnt let him invite him to his house anymore. kid jade was veeeery jealous of all the wealth and absolutely hated going there (he also hated his uncle's house for the opposite reason)
jade and tobey have definitely made out and have very likely had sex but tobey wanted to stay in the closet to make sure his family wouldn't cut him off and jade didn't want to have a secret relationship so they were never officially together
tobey has a sister who is his complete opposite (dyed her hair black and left the family a long time ago). jade dated that sister casually on and off for years until she finally went steady with a really hot butch instead of with him (good for her)
tobey and jade are each other's impulse control and both percieve themselves as "the sane one" in the dynamic. neither is really wrong, they have both stopped the other from doing a lot of really stupid shit, but they have also done a lot of really stupid shit together like driving while high
while tobey is outwardly significantly more calm and collected than jade, he compensates by being way more into stuff like hard party drugs, extreme sports, and crypto trading
jade has tried to rope tobey into his science and tech projects since they were kids, and it unexpectedly kind of stuck. tobey has a chaotic / mad scientist streak in him so he loves things that go boom and is a nerd for psychological experiments
picture them as teenagers or young adults, jade is working on some electronics project while tobey is sitting on the floor just reading aloud some obscure really fucked up facts from his book
jade looks like he's not listening but stops from time to time to comment something like "what kind of idiot would electrocute himself?" or "why the fuck do they keep giving them more rats?"
he is someone who jade thought capable of designing and executing fromville as an escape room after all
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50% of the show's comedy comes from all the jade scenes combined and the other 50% comes from ellis' delivery of his "fucking stabbed me" line when that guy stabs him
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Shoutout to fucked up priests
Gotta be one of my favorite genders
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alright pack it up boys we've solved it From (MGM) is literally just Minecraft its one big multiplayer server. Two Evidence:
1. digging straight down and finding a cave with monsters
2. monsters at night, spiders during daylight
3. hiding with one block of dirt on top of you
4. random as hell farm animals in the wilderness
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Thinking abt how Jade's hair not only grows between seasons 1 and 2 (despite no time skip occurring between them) but also gets super curly. My very important theory is that the rain at the end of s1 just washed all of the product out of his hair and he probably had an entire trunk of hair care supplies in the car okay bye
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okay okay- here me out-
I know it’s probably not going to be popular, but hear me out for a sec- Jim Matthews x Jade Herrera? I love me a good enemies to lovers, and hey, it’s a little scandalous to considering some of the circumstances. Honestly, even if they didn’t get together, if I could just get one good make out scene, I’d never ask anything of MGM again.
(pls don’t hate on me for shipping them, if you don’t agree, Idc, just keep it to yourself)
I also just was bored so I made this wallpaper for my phone. Not all images are from the show, one photo is just Eion Bailey in Band of Brothers. And yes- the quote is a direct quote from Jade cuz I thought it was funny.
ship name ideas?
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Thoughts on hairy bisexual men with brown eyes who are also sluts?
thoughts on love and laughter and sunlight???? what are we even doing here. i need to fuck him
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