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there's something that really sucks about a few bands i would kill to see/see again having their only tour stops near me be the huge music festival that costs way too much for me to go to

#shh kat #i just wanna see starset again 😭 #and theyre even playing the same day as sleep token #i could have seen them both but passes cost like $300+ which fucking sucks

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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

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If you're in the need for some kind of magical artifact of magic for your setting, consider Fresnel Lenses which are used in lighthouses:

These things are Alive.

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

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tiramisu am i right

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I feel like if they make an All Systems Red movie, the opening scenes need to build up to it.

It should make you think it’s going to be a regular gritty sci-fi movie, with tracking shots of Preservation AUX moving around their harshly lit habitat and doing things in drab crew uniforms as they prep for Volescu and Bharadwaj going out to survey the surface…

And in the background of every shot, so unobtrusive as to be almost unnoticeable in the mass of activity, stands Murderbot. Unmoving. Armored. Faceless. Looming.

As it boards the cargo hold, we zoom in on its opaque helmet.

And then the voiceover tells us that rather than murdering everyone when it hacked its governor module, it decided to consume 35,000 hours of media instead.

Instant cut to The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon.

#the murderbot diaries #please that would be so perfect

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little doodle for the like three people out there who have both played hollow knight and listened to the mechs

#oh oh yes #hollow knight #the mechs #i am one of those three people

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Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

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Playing bg3 made me want to make a myconid character.

Here's Cylus. They're a funky fresh Spore Druid / Swashbuckler rogue.

#ooh #bg3

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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.

#artificial condition - martha wells #aka im rereading tmbd instead of anything new

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#birds #baby!

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my dad doesnt like the cover image for my driving playlist

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Girls will be like “oh I’m just running quick some errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

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it’s the parley room…the parlor room? the parley parlor.

#taz #balance