alastor-the-demon

[alastor-the-demon]

DynoMatic is becoming the most important part of our company. It will be top priority above anything else.

We apologize if this hurts you. But we don't care. If you can't see the value, you aren't worth the time.

We will be temporarily leaving any and all socials until we can get this done. This includes all socials created by @xdynomite

#mod note #ooc post

[alastor-the-demon]

Broken

#sometimes to the point it can't be fixed #mod note #ooc post

[alastor-the-demon]

Ha! I despise you with every atom in my body!

Hey.

@the-creator-himself

What.

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[alastor-the-demon]

Too bad.

Hey.

@the-creator-himself

What.

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[alastor-the-demon]

Hey.

@the-creator-himself

What.

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[alastor-the-demon]

Chonkers says hi.

Hello, I suppose

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[alastor-the-demon]

Oh, I don't know. Could it possibly be due to the fact that you have both openly confessed you like each other? AND ARE AWARE OF IT?!

*He's about to say something but pauses*

Fair point...

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[alastor-the-demon]

These my babies

We say hello

And I say goodbye. To all except the cats. I despise dogs.

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[alastor-the-demon]

Hey. Buddy. Roo's been... quiet recently. You should go talk to her :)

I despise you beings. And why should I?

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[alastor-the-demon]

Alastor, Nifty crawled inside the oven while it was on again

Ha! Of course she did.

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[alastor-the-demon]

i bring you

The God Of Chaos

aka Geronimo

and also his new little brother

his name is Ruckus

I will steal them, kill them, and kill them again in pure affection.

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[alastor-the-demon]

*throws a pipe bomb at your feet*

*He just freaking eats it*

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[alastor-the-demon]

*a child walks up to him.* hi. you a deer?

Since that's what everyone calls me, I suppose I am.

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[alastor-the-demon]

“Hey, Alastor. Can you read this for me? 😓”

I don't think I will.

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[alastor-the-demon]

my parents( mainly my mom) suck, can you adopt me??

Hm. No.

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[alastor-the-demon]

no way its the strawberry twink. do you know any recipes for human meatloaf?

First of all, don't call me that. Second, of course I do!

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[alastor-the-demon]

kibten..

Indeed

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