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altamont498 · 12 hours
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smashbros.mp4
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altamont498 · 1 day
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altamont498 · 1 day
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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altamont498 · 1 day
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TW Homophobic social media comments
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Reasons why I hate social media moderation by AI number 38467448.
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altamont498 · 2 days
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yeah
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altamont498 · 2 days
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I remain convinced that if the standard, legal, content warnings - i.e. “contains distressing scenes”, “contains flashing images”, etc. - were introduced today, the Boomers would be screaming “WOKE!!!111!” at it until they turned blue in the face.
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altamont498 · 2 days
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For people who worked “essential/critical” jobs around the early onset of the Covid-19 pandemic:
Regardless of whether they changed policies afterwards, btw.
E.g. Contravening uniform/dresscode policies, fear of intimidating or “scaring off” customers/clientele, underestimation of Covid-19, personal beliefs, etc.
Reblogs to improve sample sizes always appreciated.
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altamont498 · 3 days
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happy lesbian visibility week
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altamont498 · 3 days
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Hi pookie what is your favourite gen z slang ?
Probably "pookie".
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altamont498 · 3 days
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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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altamont498 · 3 days
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For people who worked “essential/critical” jobs around the early onset of the Covid-19 pandemic:
Regardless of whether they changed policies afterwards, btw.
E.g. Contravening uniform/dresscode policies, fear of intimidating or “scaring off” customers/clientele, underestimation of Covid-19, personal beliefs, etc.
Reblogs to improve sample sizes always appreciated.
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altamont498 · 3 days
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
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altamont498 · 3 days
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For people who worked “essential/critical” jobs around the early onset of the Covid-19 pandemic:
Regardless of whether they changed policies afterwards, btw.
E.g. Contravening uniform/dresscode policies, fear of intimidating or “scaring off” customers/clientele, underestimation of Covid-19, personal beliefs, etc.
Reblogs to improve sample sizes always appreciated.
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