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[alternias-human-encounters]

i know this is probably too late for the ask game but 🔮

NOt at aLL, YOu'rE finE!! thoSE WIll stay opEN ~•u•~

AS for MY DREam job... I THink i'd liKE TO bE A MEdicullEr. maybE. I DOn't know, I HAvEn't gottEn tHE CHancE to giVE IT much thougHT. I don't waNT TO bE A SUbjuggalogator though...

(I... i onLY HAvE a fEW PErigrEEs lEft ON ALtErnia. i'm nOT SUrE what i'LL DO whEn tHE TImE comEs.)

i would love to be a cryptozoologist! they study cryptids and weird animals and cool stuff like that. failing that, zoology in general is very cool!!! - Nico

#elenia speaks #grumblr #alternia #unreality #nico speako #ask game

[alternias-human-encounters]

HMmmmm intErEsting...

YOu guys cAN ASk thEsE TO NIco and I, MAybE it'll hELP PEoplE gEt TO KNow us bEttER ~•v•~

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

#elenia speaks #grumblr #ask game

[alternias-human-encounters]

don't worry its fine! just kinda neat to know i guess. has your troll frind had any trouble with earth veggies?

Hi its Nico again. update on the food thing: general rule of thumb seems to be that meat is fine but veggies are usually Bad. grubloaf is fine but most plants are fully inedible save for a few berries. I know this from Experience, unfortunately.

at least I have more stuff to eat now so thanks for the help :)

-@alternias-human-encounters

thats great!! sorry the veggies were bad, i couldnt really help with that...

#grumblr #unreality #nico speako

[alternias-human-encounters]

HUMan obsErvations!!

I got tHE OK from niCO TO post thESE, SO hErE aRE SOmE things i'VE NOticEd about hIM.

HUman skin aND NAils arE vERY DIffErEnt from trolLS!! THEir nails arEN'T SHarp likE ouRS, ANd arEn't nEarLY AS strong EithER. thEir skIN IS much thinnER - I accidEntally scratchED HIm without EvEN TRying. also, yES, THEir blood IS BRight rEd.

ANothEr thing: haIR! NOt only IS HUman hair naturalLY MOrE colorful thAN TRolls, it's alSO REally soft?? liKE. NOt wiry AT ALl, plush lusUS TOy lEvEls OF SOft and flufFY.

HE says hIS HAir is dyED "BLondE", and thAT HIs hair IS BRown. hIS ROots arE showiNG, YOu can sEE THE natural colOR THErE!!

ON anothEr noTE, IT turns oUT THat husktop I FOund was hIS. HE apparEntly loST IT at soME POint whilE HE WAs living IN THE woods, HE WAs pretty hapPY TO havE IT BAck ~^u^~

#REgrubbing causE noboDY SAw this lOL

[alternias-human-encounters]

HUMan obsErvations!!

I got tHE OK from niCO TO post thESE, SO hErE aRE SOmE things i'VE NOticEd about hIM.

HUman skin aND NAils arE vERY DIffErEnt from trolLS!! THEir nails arEN'T SHarp likE ouRS, ANd arEn't nEarLY AS strong EithER. thEir skIN IS much thinnER - I accidEntally scratchED HIm without EvEN TRying. also, yES, THEir blood IS BRight rEd.

ANothEr thing: haIR! NOt only IS HUman hair naturalLY MOrE colorful thAN TRolls, it's alSO REally soft?? liKE. NOt wiry AT ALl, plush lusUS TOy lEvEls OF SOft and flufFY.

HE says hIS HAir is dyED "BLondE", and thAT HIs hair IS BRown. hIS ROots arE showiNG, YOu can sEE THE natural colOR THErE!!

ON anothEr noTE, IT turns oUT THat husktop I FOund was hIS. HE apparEntly loST IT at soME POint whilE HE WAs living IN THE woods, HE WAs pretty hapPY TO havE IT BAck ~^u^~

#human encounter #grumblr #alternia #homestuck #elenia speaks #unreality #nico moreno #elenia kitrah #//<- tags for them as characters #art tag #//also for the record nico let elenia touch his hair she didnt just. do it without asking. #//she did like petting his hair tho :) very soft :):):)

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#thanks grafitti :) #nico speako

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#thank you uhhh... #sorry I'm not sure what your name is actually but thanks! #nico speako #human encounter #grumblr #unreality

[alternias-human-encounters]

not sure what feeding school is, but high school is school for grades 9-12, so teenagers aged 14-18 (something like 6.5-8.5 sweeps i think?). there are schools for kids younger than that, and when you graduate high school you can go to college to get more job-specific education. I'm in 11th grade, so I'll graduate next year if I manage to get home.

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#i... I really hope I can get home. #I miss my friends. #and my mom. #alternia #grumblr #human encounter #nico speako

[alternias-human-encounters]

there's a lot of harmful bacteria that makes it dangerous for us to eat i think? we evolved from herbivores so when our ancestors started eating meat they had to make it not harmful by cooking it to kill the bacteria. (take this with a grain of salt, I'm no expert. im not even out of high school.)

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#human encounter #grumblr #nico speako #unreality

[alternias-human-encounters]

yep! we can eat basically whatever as long as long as its not poisonous and we cook the meat first. (elenia eats raw fish sometimes. humans can't do that)

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#human encounter #grumblr #nico speako #unreality

[alternias-human-encounters]

thank you so much! this should be helpful :) elenia cooks her fish sometimes so she's been letting me use the stove (she says she eats it raw when she's feeling lazy, and her... roommate i guess? eats it raw every time so. ok then.)

as for how I got here, I'm not really sure- i went exploring, found these weird ruins in the woods, and then all I remember is getting knocked into some weird stone platform by... an explosion? I think?? idk man but I'm stranded now :[

holy shit theres more humans on here? hi! I'm Nico, elenia told me about this blog -im stuck on alternia with her.

I was wondering if your troll friend knows what human foods are most similar to troll foods? I want to try eating something other than fish and grubloaf QwQ

-@alternias-human-encounters

oh!! howd that happen??? nevermind, you asked for food,,, uhh... ill ask Wearen

so coming back to edit this post, and apparently the similar foods are:

meatloaf/meat buns/bread -> grubloaf/huskloaf

pancakes/cake -> grubcake

mashed potatoes -> tuber paste

broccoli/cauliflower/peas -> nutrition cylinders labeled with "MUSHY GROUND FOOD" (the "ground" means it comes from the dirt, not that its grounded up btw) its a brown-green label

radishes/beets/carrots/zucchini -> nutrition cylinders labeled with "HARSH GROUND FOOD" its a red-yellow label.

mayonnaise/mustard/ketchup -> grubsauce

beef or chevaline -> beefgrub/hoofbeast grub/hoofgrub

mutton -> woolbeast grub/woolgrub

soda - hydration cylinder

now, i cant be CERTAIN that these are equivalents. so please dont blame me or Wearen if you get sick from it... also, trolls tend to eat things raw (or at least Wearen does) so maaaybe cook the meat before you eat it?? idk

#grumblr #unreality #nico speako #//he found a transportalizer. It Did Not End Well

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#thanks I think?? #if it counts for anything you guys are really interesting! #nico speako #grumblr #unreality

[alternias-human-encounters]

compared to troll teeth, a lot less sharp. no fangs, but with enough bit force to tear through meat!still theyre also more blunt to eat stuff like nuts and fruit i think? thats what I remember from my biology class so yeah

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#nico speako #human encounter #unreality #grumblr

[alternias-human-encounters]

...jesus christ ok. sorry just. I am genuinely so sorry yall have to be batteries what the FUCK thats so fucked up man. what the hell. like. telekinesis is fucking awesome but the battery thing is. hhn. jfc.

and yeah, we eat meat! we're endurance hunters, we just chased shit until it got tired and then killed it with whatever weapons we made. now most of our meat is from farms but that's pretty standard I think.

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#we may not have fangs or claws but we can fend for ourselves pretty well! #human encounter #grumblr #alternia #unreality #nico speako

[alternias-human-encounters]

thanks, I appreciate it! I guess a good question would be, uh... what are psiionics? (I think I spelled that right?) I keep hearing about em, but I don't know what they are

as for your question, i haven't gotten to try much troll food yet. from what I've had, only some of it is actually edible to humans. the fish and "grubloaf" that elenia gave me is fully edible, but I haven't tried any other more commercial foods yet.

when I was stuck in the forest for a while though, I ate whatever I could catch occasionally (squirrel-type things and something that looked like a weird rabbit once?) and that was fine. but I tried some berries that looked like these things called raspberries on earth and I threw up like 10 minutes later :( elenia said she can eat them fine, so I'm assuming they're just poisonous to humans.

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#human encounter #grumblr #alternia #unreality #nico speako

[alternias-human-encounters]

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had to ask elenia about. all of this. so.Jesus. the multiverse is a thing I fucking guess

in regards to the murder thing, yeah humans consider that. like. REALLY fucked up? like if you do that you go to jail for life or possibly be killed for your crimes. its considered the literal worst possible crime in our society. jesus.

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#unreality #grumblr #nico speako #my life could not possibly get weirder at this point

[alternias-human-encounters]

that is actually a lot of very interesting info :0 thank you! that explains the funky typing stuff and the blood stuff more I was wondering about that

human blood is always red, so thats new to me!

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

#grumblr #unreality #nico speako