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Is it really a CR story if Sam doesn’t at some point reduce you to tears?

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Quirky miniature porcelain sculptures made by Ukranian artists  website Anya Stasenko and Slava Leontyev

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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going absolutely insane at jacob having a whole face journey while sam talks about his babysitter showing him stephen king's it at age 6 and how he would deadass run around his neighborhood hoping to be taken by pennywise, calling it a "positive experience".

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Hi~

My name is Jo, I've been on this hellsite for way too long and my main focus is getting on that queer shit that canon media is too cowardly to go for!

#androidtwin talks #hellosies #still a goal

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Ransom and Holster: Creature AU?

1. Ransom isn’t a small dude by any means, but Holster is huge. Logically, Ransom knows that Holster is only about 2 inches taller than him, but sometimes he just seems to take up way more space than even a 6’4 hockey player should physically be able to occupy.

2. It takes Ransom a while (mostly because nothing about and no one in the Haus can be called usual/normal/regular exactly), but eventually he starts noticing some weird things about Holster. Like that one time they were playing frisbee on the quad and it got stuck in a tree. At least 8’ above the ground. And Ransom turned around, scanning the area for a groundskeeper or janitor to ask for a ladder, but when he looked back, Holster was holding the frisbee. And he doesn’t care what Holster says, there weren’t any pebbles lying around that he could’ve used to get it down.

3. Holster also seems strangely indestructible, especially for a hockey player. Don’t get him wrong, Ransom is extremely happy that Holster never seems to get hurt, but everyone else gets at least bruises, cuts, and sprains. Never Holster, though. And don’t even get him started on that time one of the LAX bros nearly run them over with his car. And when he says nearly, Ransom means the idiot actually hit Holster, but Holster just brushed it off and insisted it wasn’t that bad. Despite the dent in the guy’s hood.

4. The thing that finally convinces Ransom that something about Holster definitely isn’t normal is the Reading Room Incident. Ransom is sitting outside on the roof, long after Nursey’s gone back inside, still a little high and floaty. Which is probably why he slips when he stands up to greet Holster as he comes back, loses his footing, and topples off the roof. And right into Holster’s arms. Because Holster is suddenly about 10 feet tall.

5. Holster sets Ransom down on the ground, and Ransom doesn’t see it happen, but from one moment to the next, Holster’s his usual self again. There are a lot of ways someone might react when they find out something like this about their best friend. Ransom’s way is to kiss Holster. Because whatever Holster is or can do, he’s been hiding it from everyone for years, but risked exposure to keep Ransom from getting hurt.

(6. “Wait, so, if Giants are real, does that mean the attic is actually haunted? Holtzy? Hey, dude, come on! Are ghosts real?” – “It’s 3:00 in the morning, Rans, go the fuck to sleep.”)

[Send me an AU and a pairing.] or [Check out my other headcanons.]

#omgcp #holsom #justin oluransi #adam birkholtz #creature au #giants #giant holster #literal giant adam birkholtz #au game

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omg it's professor calloway

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In lieu of that minute in 10x 22 we don't talk about of Hawaii Five 0 and my love for all things McDanno...

Danny and Steve are have a seemingly trivial conversation when Danny just goes,

Danny: Did I ever tell you the story of how I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts?

Steve: You were a Boy Scout?? How did I not know about this?!

Danny: You're such a control freak, Steven. I swear to God. And yes, I was a Boy Scout, briefly.

Steve: On with the story, Daniel.

So Danny goes on to tell Story of how he didn't know at the time that becoming the boyfriend of a fellow Scout was a big no-no and how they got caught kissing and their parents got called and they were "politely" uninvited from any and all Boy Scout activities in the future.

Danny: Ma was livid. Apparently so was Ricky's parents. But they are New Yorkers, they're always mad.

Steve: You're bisexual?!?!

Danny: Seriously? That's all you got from the story, Steven?

Steve: Oh no, I got plenty from that story like how the Williams' rage is a genetically acquired trait but back to my question, Danno.

Danny: Christ! Yes, Steve, if the fact of childhood boyfriend escaped your notion. I am in fact a mythically acclaimed bisexual.

Steve: Uh.

Danny: Uh? That's all you gotta say? Uh?

Steve: Well this is information that I would have liked to have many years ago. But it's never too late I guess.

Danny: What are you on about now, you weirdo?

Take note that Steve might be across the globe and maybe planning on going home to finally, finally to ask Danny on a date or propose because at this point dating just seems like going back and he is tired of backtracking.

And maybe, he buys a ring, perhaps he stops in Jersey and possibly goes to Grace and quite certain he makes it home and blows Ricky Bonaducci's ribs out of the water with a romantic dinner overlooking the horizon as he finally gets the peace he'd been looking for.

Danny's kisses feel like everything he didn't know he'd been needing all this time.

#mcdanno #danny williams #steve mcgarrett #hawaii 5 0 #h50 #h50fixit #antwin writes #remember when i used to write fanfic? good times #post finale

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From Danny 3:48 AM

"Steven. Jack. McGarrett. Did you fucking Arya Stark'ed me!?"

From Danny 3:49 AM

"Without even fucking first?!!!"

From Danny 3:49 AM

"I cannot believe you, Steve! I will not be Gendry'ed. I swear on my Nonna's cookbook!"

#steve mcgarrett #mcdanno #danny williams #angry texting in the middle of the night #text from Hawaii

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The Mighty Nein as textposts 16/???

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Oh hi Steven!

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Molly is a boygirl <3

[Commissions are open! Check out my ko-fi!]

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Nott: therapy is not enough

Nott: I need to bite people

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Bells Hells as textposts 5/???

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my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

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"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨

#andre braugher #raymond holt #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #brooklyn 99 #captain holt #ray holt #thank you for such an iconic character

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Fuck yeah it has