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Rya (that's my daughter)
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impromptu knights of the round table road trip
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Rebecca Louise Law | The Flower Garden Display’d | London 2014
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maybe one of my favorite jokes ever
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i forgot to post this here
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old ass lady coworker who works register i dont interact with all that often told me it was okay for me to take a 100 dollar bill from a customer as payment while i was helpin her get the line down quicker at the front and then fuckin went to our boss and bitched me out for taking hundred dollar bills at the register????? so now ive been banned off register so that sort of thing cant happen slash so she wont get mad which fucks over my fav coworkers and im just ?????????????? i have received official orders to dick off more at work. cuz like when i have downtime and am caught up i go up there and help them but ig now i literally just go stand in the back and do nothing because wtf else am i supposed to do
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posts i wanted to make at work the past few days that i didnt because i was at work
"i go full working for the knife anytime that something goes mildly wrong at work"
"coworker walking into the back: ... can you hear singing?
me, playing mitski at like 3 volume from my phone in my pocket: You can hear it too? For me... it's always like this."
"my lead: why is the push mop only full of the blue soap (the only soap that gets stuff clean)? its not supposed to be only that. i mean, i guess we can a little, but if we do we're supposed to dillute it with the yellow soap (soap thats only good at degreasing).
me, internally: Heh... no, sorry. It's just... it's funny. How afraid you are. They give us this blue soap, this powerful soap, and they want us to use the yellow soap. You're afraid of it. You're own afraid of how strong you could be. How clean it could be in this place. And why? Because they tell you to clean with the yellow soap? They tell you something, you believe them, but you see it. You can see how good it works. How good it feels to use it. And yet you reject it... [shakes head with a wry smile]
me, externally: otayyyy ^_^ i wont do it like that anymore [lying]"
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see. maisy tabletop is a wild animal. maisy tabletop is a Dog. maisy tabletop is a vile creature. maisy "tabletop" ivanov plays mobile games god couldnt dream of. maisy hasnt watched porn of real people in years. its all hentai. its all rule 34. its all sfm porn. maisy is bisexual but cannot be inflicted upon women. and the thing is that, i have enough of experience with Get Cute Girls tm type of mobile games. i was a degenerate lesbian 14 year old. i know my idol girl games. but im lacking experience in otomes for perverts. but i need to split the difference. i need otomes for perverts for men. this is my way of saying i downloaded nu carnival and have been roleplaying maisy to figure out what guys would be their fav. its a difficult task but i do it
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don’t give up mushroom man keep pestering takeuchi to grant us summer lip
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@blondemafias
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YAAAAAALL. I FOUND OUT THERES LITERALLY NO PROBLEM I TALKED TO THE DISHROOM WOMEN AND THEY LOVE HOW I DO MY SHIT AND CONFIRMED THAT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST ONE OF MY FUCK ASS LEADS TRYING TO CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR NO REASON.
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t shirt that says "everyone in my workplace has correctly identified me as a flight risk"POST CANCELED OUR PUSH MOP IS BROKEN AGAIN IM REALLY GONNA DO IT. IM JUMPING OFF THE PARKING GARAGE.
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it does make me kind of miserable that im trying really hard but i cant mask the fact ive had a mood drop like my coworkers keep pointing it out in concern that i seem really like im really fucked up and down all of a sudden and im just like :D
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bipolar meltdown coincided with the fact i think my periods coming again this time im really gonna do it
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